/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'll bring the /sips/ and 40s of steel reserve

>>14421309
90% of anons would serve something with cum in because lol

>>14421309
It would probably be weird for the first few anons that were dropped off early by there moms, but would probably start smoothing out after the first anon offers to share some of his big macs, and others reciprocate with offering gween tea.

Why would I bring food that people might hate ?

>>14421309
poo curry and couscous that I won't eat

>>14421335
Didnt you go last year?

>>14421309
Deenz

Just because we're bored of the virus, doesn't mean it's over. Stay home.

>>14421432
Shut up retard

>>14421309
99% of anons here can't cook so I'll pass

>>14421432
>Stay home.
I am. With your wife.

>>14421309
pissin on everything. all of i.t

/k/ brownies.

>>14421432
normalfag

>>14421309
I have no desire to ever hangout with anons in real life

>>14422248
This, I would never do anything to dox myself here, let alone meeting any of you niggers irl.

I would make crawfish. Do you guys like sweet sausage or spicy sausage in your boil?

>>14422248
This

>>14422248
It would be weird after spending so much of my free time just trying to annoy you guys.

>>14421309
Cheese rum and cum probably

because of the korean disease keeping everyone at home we have decided to hold the /ck/ cookout virtually. July 19th at 1pm on zoom. join here: htp:/meetings.zoom/ck/1pmcookout
I'll open the lobby now if any of you are smoking meats and want to chat overnight

Can we invite the pigeon anon? Really want to try out those bad boys

I can grill burgers for everyone, but just know they will be served with beetroot. The way a burger should be served

I would bring some super pricey meme whiskey & a few local snacks, good beer & my portable grill, charcoal, wood chips, and pork steaks. But most likely I'd never hang out with you fags in real life. Too young & too poor for my tastes. Plus I have a family & they are all better people than you.

>>14421309
I'd bring potato salad with my cum mixed in

>>14422852
good. I hate you too.

I'd bring chicken salad and my specialty fried rice.

>>14422262
spicy, there is no other option. i'll get some newspaper

>>14422830
That sounds like it could be interesting, what else goes on it?

I'm going to bring healthy air fried chicken nuggies

>>14421309
>How would a /ck/ cookout go?
A whole heck of a lot of BBQ, for sure. It needs to be in Florida, no one would travel anywhere else in the world for a cookout.

>What foods would anons bring?
Gelatin mold. My favorite tomato aspic from my grandma's 50s recipe cards.

>Would there be any activities?
Cooking competition would be fun. Baking, mystery ingredients, anyone's guess.

>Would everyone get along or would it end in anarchy?
If we had progun? We'd keep everyone happy. We'd have to kick out that guy uses the word "jew" as a verb every other thread, though. I think the Sips people will be in the house playing video games while everyone else is outside at the pool and grill, just saying...The alchies would sleep in and miss the day, but turn on their Latin time and start the party at around midnight.

>>14421309
There is a reason this is an anonymous message board

>>14421309
>In one corner, a fat man hacking up unplucked city pigeons
>in the other corner, the guy making food from his own blood
Frogs screaming in the rubbing alcohol bucket and cries about tikka malsala in the background

euros would beat up the burgers and latams would just stand by and shit themselves (because they're gay philosophy students who never got into a fight)

>>14421309
I'll make aunt myrnas party cheese salad

>>14421309
Bunch of fail tryhards criticizing every dish

>>14421309
100% there’s cum in something and 100% there’s at least several things someone made in an improper way in order to subtly trigger other people IRL bc all you fucking niggers do is try and trigger each other. There’s maybe like 5-10 people on here who can actually cook.

>>14421309
propane and coalfags have seperate grills and compete over the /ck/ actual grils

A fight would break out between some American and Euro faggots over what toppings go on pizza or some shit like that

Just this evening i took some medium sized crimini mushrooms and stuffed em with pesto sauce and mozzarella, put in indirect heat on my weber. Shit was super good, so id probably make some of those

>>14423363
>the one fat weird girl in attendance ends up bukkaked in ranch

>>14421309
Maybe just like a /k/ meetup.