/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14401276
What a fucking shit human being

>>14401291
You suck nigger cocks. FACT.

>>14401276
Coffee is fucking disgusting. Don't know how people can drink that shit

>>14401276
get off this board, bucko

>>14401305
The only way you could know that... Tyrone? Is that you?

Start with foo-foo lattes and then you'll naturally be drawn to the source of espresso/pure black coffee.

I do mix it up a lot though, I wouldn't be able to stand having only plain brewed coffee day in and day out.

>>14401329
I like having one with milk and sugar now and then. It tastes like almost like milkshake to me

the caffeine gives me migraines

>>14401381
How about naturally low or no caffeine teas

>>14401389
I get it from soda too so I tend to avoid anything I know caffeine, like certain teas

>>14401354
treat yourself anon, have a rich and creamy latte with unique flavors from a good cafe

>>14401381
Not getting caffeine gives me migraines lol.

>>14401435
This. The caffiene must flow...

>>14401276
>what a shit fucking drinks
FTFY

>>14401315
By growing out of your toddler palate.

coffee is like alcohol anon, people drink it because of their psychoactive stimulation, and not because they taste good or whatever.

>>14401457
>>14401435
I think it's like an overdose/dependence sort of deal. If I've been avoiding coffee, tea, soda, etc. for a few weeks, then it is amazing, but I probably will have had a low point in my general mood. Too much, too often and it hurts.

>>14401576
Speak for yourself. I love the taste of coffee.

>>14401751
>Speak for yourself...

>>14401276
coffee is gross most of the time
but i think Turkish coffee is pretty damn good

It's good if you're willing to autistically tune your brewing method and shell out for fresh beans.

>>14401576
Tastelet cope

>>14401276
it's like you dissolved a nigger in alcohol

>>14401847
>shell out for fresh beans
???what did he mean by this??? I make coffee with a french press and a grinder and its cheaper than buying coffee. You can also buy already grounded beans. It's really not hard to do all of this.

>>14401882
>racist has the palate of a child
Color me surprised.

>>14401276
there's nothing like a cup of strong black coffee in the morning.

>>14401276
>if I don't like it, nobody else could possibly like it

>>14401933
Beans that have been roasted recently and haven't gone stale.
Preground coffee isn't good.

I've been drinking coffee every morning for god knows how long. I don't even really care for the taste. This morning I tried black tea with some honey instead and it was nice. Anybody ever replace coffee with tea?

>>14401276
It is delicious when made into jelly.

>>14401276
right? people who drank black coffee are either Henry Rollins or those They Live aliens.

coffee is for wageslaving boomers who sneer at drugs but become addicted to caffeine to the point that they cannot function without it--the same as my former roommate that couldn't hold down food without weed. it is a pathetic drink for pathetic people who cant manage a proper sleep schedule. i have more respect for tea drinkers (of a decaf variety, mind you). hell, i have more respect for fucking hot cocoa drinkers, for they are merely drinking a treat versus the aged dinosaurs who down cups of joe out of necessity.

>>14401381
>what is decaf

I'm more of a tea guy, but a good cup of coffee on a nice morning is a great feel. Reminds me of when I was a teenager and my grandma would always get me a mug of coffee for breakfast.

>>14402790
Are there benefits to drinking coffee if not the caffeine? Certainly not the taste.

>>14401315
by drinking freshly roasted and freshly ground beans. If I left chicken out for months in a can would you like it? Same with coffee

>>14402784
coffee is a delicious beverage consumed for the taste if roasted recently and roasted well and ground to a uniform size and prepared well. You have only had shit burnt stale coffee which is no metric to judge coffee based on

>>14402950
you would be correct--i have had only shitty coffee. if you offered me a taste of what you describe as "uniform size and prepared well", i would take you up on it.

>>14402784
Reminder that drinking coffee has been associated with lower incidence of all-cause mortality. Le coffee is a drug meme is the type of thing yoga Karens tell each other on Facebook or toddler-palated people cope.

>>14402924
Yes, the taste, manchild. Go have another milkshake, babby.

Why does coffee make non-coffee-drinkers so angry? Is having the palate of a kid that traumatic?

>>14402943
>If I left chicken out for months in a can
Oh boy, chicken that's been left out for months in a can!

>>14403692
Milkshakes are far more rewarding as a treat and much more nutrient dense, I think I will enjoy a milkshake. I will enjoy a milkshake, like anyone in the whole world can do. You can sit there swilling your hot bitter bean water pretending to be elite, and we'll all laugh.

>>14401847
I roast my own with a popcorn popper. My cheap bean double espressos are like 12 cents. My expensive one are like 35c.

>>14403712
>this manchild is actually implying milkshakes are healthy
Kek, sugar-addicted lardarses are truly delusional. My coffee is not bitter btw as it's not stale. By all means, continue to be butthurt at a drink you know nothing about, fat fuck.

>>14403712
based cope from a fatty

>>14401276
WHAT THE FUCK ANON, BLUE BOARD

>>14401276
>OP does not like coffee
>Rather than be an educated individual and express the comment differently as in; "Hey /ck/, I dislike coffee because I find it too bitter or whatever."
>Instead, this retard has to shitpost and kill an ongoing thread.
Remember /ck/, type out that magical spice in the necessary field and laugh at how much of a fag OP is.

>>14403845
>>14403757
Caffeine cope and caffeine cringe

>>14401276
Yup. Add cream and it becomes a great drink though.

>>14402943
thats too much work for some fucking sandnigger bean water

>>14403757
not him but I make milkshakes with raw cream, raw egg yolks and vanilla
usually I don't need to add sugar but if I want it sweeter I add a spoonful of raw honey
yes milkshakes can be healthy

>>14404194
>magical spice
>spice
>not herb
Uhhhhhhhhh

>>14401276
u wot m8?

>>14403041
it's a date then