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I HATE soggy noodles in my chicken noodle soup. When my mom makes it for dinner, she leaves the noodles in for a long time and they grow ever so soggy. It's bad enough that she doesn't even put carrots in it, but soggy noodles? This is utterly unnaceptable and I'm not sure how I can tolerate these transgressions any further. Anyone who doesn't mind soggy overly soft noodles must not have a jaw capable of chewing and is therefore a homosexual soy boy. How do I get my mom to un-fuck this chicken noodle soup?

>> No.14385793

>>14385790
ok fag

>> No.14385796

>>14385790
Sneak up behind her and kiss her gently on the back if the neck.

>> No.14385843

Egg noodles

>> No.14385867

>>14385790
I really like cutting tortilla into strips and putting it in chicken soup

>> No.14385875

make the food yourself, you fucking child. And stop watching anime.

>> No.14385905

>>14385875
Came to post this

>> No.14386019

>>14385875
this

>> No.14386158

>>14385875
Nah dragonball is based

>> No.14386204

>>14385875
naw, Lum is based.

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>>14385875
What's wrong anon, never tasted your moms cooking? Need to talk about it?

>> No.14386735

Aren't the noodles supposed to be soggy...? I mean it is fucking soup.

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14386750

>>14385790
>I HATE soggy noodles in my chicken noodle soup. When my mom makes it for dinner, she leaves the noodles in for a long time and they grow ever so soggy. It's bad enough that she doesn't even put carrots in it, but soggy noodles? This is utterly unnaceptable and I'm not sure how I can tolerate these transgressions any further. Anyone who doesn't mind soggy overly soft noodles must not have a jaw capable of chewing and is therefore a homosexual soy boy. How do I get my mom to un-fuck this chicken noodle soup?

>> No.14386790

>>14385875
>>14386750
butthurt boomers who think their kids should just be grateful to eat their shit cooking

>> No.14386795

>>14385875
>>14385905
>>14386019
based samefag

>> No.14386814

>When my mom makes it for dinner.
I miss mom's cooking.

>> No.14386867

>>14385790
I want to fuck lum invader so bad. why can't a cute girl who'd head over heels for me ever fall into my lap?

>> No.14386889

>>14385790
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Something cooked in water is soggy, this is anuddah shoah!
imagine being this much of a retarded nigger

>> No.14386895

>>14386867
Because you're fat and gay

>> No.14386903

>>14386895
but I'm neither of those things

>> No.14386915

>>14386903

except fat and gay of course

>> No.14386919

>>14386915
Not the poster you're replying to, but being fat and gay is kino. I get to bang twinks with daddy issues.

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>>14385790
if your mom doesnt do what you tell her to, put her in her place - on a nice date then to a middle class restaurant.
then when you get home put a baby in her

>> No.14387091

>>14385790
Sounds dry as fuck. Would not eat.

>> No.14387768

They’re supposed to be soft in chicken noodle soup. Were you expecting them to be al dente?

>> No.14388812

>>14385790
>When my mom makes it for dinner
>How do I get my mom to un-fuck this chicken noodle soup?
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>> No.14388983

>>14386790
The first one said to make it himself not to accept garbage food gratefully.