/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why is your hooch sidewise my friend

>>14355258
Sure, but I'll fry my eggs in a pan and not on the sidewalk like an animal.

>>14355281
over-easy for gentlemen, sunnyside-up for egg sandwiches, scrambled when speed is an issue, but that mess in the OP is a mistake I would feed to my dog rather than see the light of day

Dickel Rye is good too

>>14355258
Speaking of slop o' shit...

>>14355912
I was already drunk when frying them

>>14355258
maybe your god, but not my God.

>>14355258
based
>>14355984
also based

Looks good, but who the fuck drinks whiskey with food? Do you have crippling alcoholism?

>>14355258

OP if that actually is your photo you are just barely less of a piece of shit than those Reddit fucks who post pictures of their bong next to a bowl of cereal with cartoons on in the background.

>>14355258
DUDE i am SO MANLY

>>14355258
Sure, but you should still eat fruits and veggies.

>>14355258
I'd give my bottom nickel for another shot of Dickel!

>>14355258
Honestly looks like my average dinner I have way more health problems than a 25 year old should.

>>14355258
where is the pepper and/or hot sauce? this is shit op

>>14356235
A real cook doesn’t need seasoning to make good eggs

>>14355258
real impressed with the whiskey bro, so manly and tough!

>>14356241
Right, they need cheese

>>14355258
>>This is what god intended man to eat

Then he sends you to hell for gluttony

>>14355258
God intended men to eat dick

>>14357100
This, pussy is reserved for bbc only.

What's with the western breakfast? Where's the fucking vegetables? How the hell do you digest that grease?

>>14355258
Replace the bread with ham and the whiskey with milk/coffee with a fuckload of cream and that's essentially what I feed my boyfriend.

Though I would add 4 more eggs and at least 3 more slices of bacon

A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day.

>>14357451
I can't imagine having a gf to cook for me. Probably because every modern woman cooks disgusting slop. Anyone who's worked at a restaurant know women can't cook.

>>14355258
Your eggs look worse than Joe Rogan's. Impressive.

>>14355258
Thanks but you can keep the wonder bread

>>14355984
Obviously, kikes can't eat pork

>>14355258
The inconsistency bothers me. One egg is fried hard and the other still has runny white. Toast isn't buttered. You're getting there but square yourself away. 6/10.

>>14357743
>gf
Anon, you weren't replying to a female.

>>14357457
Based.
>>14359409
Far too geerous

>>14359418
Bacon looks to be cooked pretty well, to say something nice. Plus the whiskey choice is solid. Good, but not inflated cost hipster crap.

>>14359454
Nah, it's belly bacon not loin and is overcooked.

>>14359558
That's definitely American bacon. Or streaky bacon or rashers or whatever the limp wrists of the world call it.

>>14357100
>>14357114
stay your faggot asses on reddit

>>14355258
That's literally the reason why breakfast cereal was invented.

>>14359595
i'm gonna fuck your grandma

I know Americans are lazy fuckers, but are you really so bone idle that you can't butter your bread for sandwiches or toast?

>>14355258
i never understand how you can enjoy hard liquor with a savory meal like that.

i always need something cold, at least, and sweet/neutral to help with the salt/taste of the food.

>>14359797
why don't you sip on my cold soft boomer cock you little faggot

>>14359805
present it

>>14355258
>whiskey in a plastic bottle
Americans don't really, do they?

>>14360003
it's portable, the bigger kind is in glass

>>14359797
it's just for the picture I'm sure, he seems like a fag who would do that

>>14360003
>hes never bought a plastic flask of spirits to smuggle into night clubs with the boys
sorry about ur life friend

>>14359566
>That's definitely American bacon.
Yes, which is sliced from pork belly.

>>14355258
I found an old plate with the same pattern smashed underneath the house when I moved here.

>>14356261
No they only need pepper

>>14355258
hey OP, your a fucking nigger

>>14356079
Wine doesn't really pair with cheese. It just muddles the flavor of cheeses. You want a drink that cuts through, like whiskey. Wine and cheese is a meme that you can move beyond if you have the will.

Nice epic bacon meal bro really fucking manly bet you slay mad pussy

>>14355258
>no veggies
lol obviously you're using food to cope with society finding you repulsive

>>14360207
Are you brain damaged? When you fundamentally change something, no reasonable person calls them the parent ingredient. Do you call pickles cucumbers? Do you call sauerkraut cabbage?

>>14360909
You have no point to make, you're just a pleb who doesn't know the cuts of a pig.

>>14361341
Have you considered killing yourself? No chef from any English speaking country would call that kind of bacon "pork belly". Yes it comes from the belly of a pig, but if you served that to any chef and called it pork belly, they'd smack you in the fucking head.

>>14361357
>>14359558
>Nah, it's belly bacon not loin and is overcooked.
Notice how I didn't call it pork belly, but belly bacon?
Do you often make up random shit, accuse other of being wrong, then going on a tirade against your imagined occurance?
Either a schizo kike or a retarded nigger.

>>14355258
If you like sour mashes you should try some Henry McKenna.

>>14356190
If you want to develop IBS

Reminder that eggs and bacon as the ideal American breakfast is and ever has been a forced meme to sell more eggs and bacon.

>>14361625
I can't remember the last time I saw an egg or a bacon advertisement. That shit sells itself because they are fucking delicious.

>>14361625
Take your meds sweaty

>>14355258
Bread is a man-made food. Our guts can’t efficiently process the gluten. Alcoholism isn’t great either.

>>14355258
I bet OP is also
>>14363619

If you are, why are you always eating toast?

>>14361625
>Reminder that eggs and bacon as the ideal American breakfast is and ever has been a forced meme to sell more eggs and bacon.
This might be the dumbest post on the entire board in its history.

>>14364769
Wow, how did you work that out sherlock?