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>peanut butter
>contains no butter

>american cheese
>contains no cheese

>carbonara
>contains no carbon

>> No.14349777
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>>14349751
>>carbonara
>>contains no carbon

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>> No.14349797

American cheese does contain cheese. If anything it is is a super cheese because it contains more than one cheese.

>> No.14349804

>>14349751
>cauliflower
>no flower
>salt
>no alt
>butter
>no butt

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>>14349751
>buffalo wings
>contains no buffalo

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>>14349807
>buffalo wings
>contain wings!
>but they aren't BUFFALO wings

>> No.14349823

>beef chuck
>not formally Sneed

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>pea nut
>not pea
>not nut

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>>Eggplant
Wheres the egg???

>> No.14349864

>>14349751
>>carbonara
>>contains no carbon
Then you haven't seen my wifes recipe! OHHH!

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>oven
>when you of out eat the food

>> No.14349871

>>14349751
>french fries
>contains no french people

>> No.14349874

>>14349751
>American cuisine
>No original cuisine

>> No.14349876

>>14349820
Buffalo have vestigial wings, you faggot. This comes from prehistoric times.

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>>14349876
But buffalo wings (the food) don't contain buffalo wings (the part of the buffalo) due to food shortages, instead we eat pigeon wings and call them buffalo wings.

>> No.14349899

omg this thread xD

/r/4chan is gonna love this

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>>14349899
>/r/4chan
>isn't actually on 4chan

>> No.14349912

>>14349890
Holy shit! If this is true, I smell a class action lawsuit.

>> No.14349918

>>14349871
>belgian waffles
>no belgians

>hotdogs
>no dogs except chinas hotdogs

>eggs benedict
>no benedict

>artichoke
>doesnt choke

>sandwich
>no sand

>cocktail
>no cock

nice thread

>> No.14349922

>>14349751
american cheese is cheese with other stuff in it

it's like saying meatballs are't meat, retarded

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>>14349751
>corned beef
>you can't turn meat into vegetables

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>>HAMburger
It's fucking beef.

>> No.14350015

>>14349965
Amber hear burger bike no three peace twelve?

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>>14349868
jon arbuckle got that thicc booty

>> No.14350249

>>14349797
There are a lot of idiots who think american cheese = kraft singles type products.

Fun fact: 'American' cheese was invented by a Swiss guy.

>> No.14351558

>>14349823
underrated post.
Also:
>hotdog
>not made from dog

>> No.14351561

>olives
>contain no lives

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>>14349854
>Wheres the egg???
The dissonance that comes from not knowing how your food grows.

>> No.14351611

>>14349965
Johnny Depp's wife, an American, biked, not 6 times, but 12?

>> No.14351676

>>14349868
I see you baby
Shakin' that ass
Shakin' that ass
Shakin' that ass

>> No.14351684

>>14351577
I'd give these to vegans and say they're vegan eggs, then laugh when they bite into a horribly under-ripe aubergine.

>> No.14351687

>>14349965
Last night I bond burgered your sister???

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>>14349751
Carbon is highest concentration of all the components of a carbonara

>> No.14351789

>apple
>no app support