/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Shove them up your bussy, sideways

>>14345524
Use them as bait in a nigger catching trap

Ham+bean soup?

Clean them really really well, then throw them into a pot of split peas and let the meat fall off the bone. These also make great Russian Pork Jelly.

A la Boris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwbnzEJSbRg

>>14345555
Opened the thread specifically to say split pea soup.
Worthy quads checked.

Throw them away and find something edible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jokbal

>>14345524
Bun bo Hue

>>14345524
Chuck em in the bin you filthy fat kuffar and buy some halal lamb shanks that is probably healthier for you and tastier too.

>>14347419
Calm down Abu, go back to reading your hadith.

>>14347419
Why is lamb halal but pork haram? They both are corn fed when in captivity

>>14347434
You can't fuck pigs

>>14347452
Yes you can.
https://pornmovieszoo.com/videos/man-fuck-pig

>>14347434
Same reason pork isn't kosher. Pork is religiously 'unclean'.

>>14347434
Pork is unclean in theirs and Jewish tradition. What makes you think being corn fed has anything to do with it?

>>14345524
Feed them to your slave(s)

>>14345524
pacha. It's a winter dish tho.

>>14347474
>Feed them to your slave(s)
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>>14347434
A sheep will not happly gobble up a freshly laid turd. Pigs are gross.

>>14347452
Ever heard of PM Cameron?

>>14347458
Where do you find this shit?

>>14347419
there is a 99.999% you have unwittingly touched/consumed a pig product countless times in your life

>>14347864
Just Google search "man fucks (animal of choice)" and bingo.

>>14347872
^chance

>>14347875
YOU LYING LIAR
nobody has fucked a secretary bird
yet

>>14345524
Go all out

https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/stuffed-pigs-trotter-recipe

>>14347886
Close enough?
https://zoo-tube8.com/animalpornvideo/man-fuck-chicken/

>>14347899
no

Tonkotsu Ramen

>>14347909
Fine, I'll find one and make my own.

>>14345524
Decorate them with a wrist watch.

>>14347969
You can just say watch.

>>14347566
no, that just happens when your religion keeps you stuck in the stone age like islam and judaism

>>14347976
Watch them with a wrist watch.

>>14345524
cook holodets

>>14345524
make stewed pork.

>>14347566
>A sheep will not happly gobble up a freshly laid turd. Pigs are gross.
Rabbits eat poo.

>>14348308
They only eat their own poo, and they have to inorder to absorb enough nutrients. Pigs eat anything a shit because they can. Pigs were the original toilets. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_toilet
I'm neither a towel head nor an oven dodger, but pigs are disgusting creatures.

>>14345524
Wash them with a sanitizer gel.

>>14348643
Why is everyone emphasizing that they need to be cleaned?

>>14348723
White people don't wash their meat

>>14348766
Ayo hol up you be sayin whitey don't wash he meat?

>>14347434
all this pork is not "kosher" or "halal" is because in ye olden times when morons still believed in a bearded sky man who issued conflicting rules, pigs were known to eat anything and everything and because of this they contained parasites that if not properly cooked could cause all sorts of health issues in humans.

now in most civilized countries pork is raised in conditions where they cannot eat anything that might contain parasites (unless free range).

because of this pork that is industrial farm raised is perfectly safe to eat even medium rare.

but religious idiots being idiots don't change their ways based on logic and reason, and so they don't allow their fellow tards to eat it.

all kosher animals can still contain parasites if they eat the wrong things in a field or from a stream, but that is kind of rare.

>>14347566
many herbivores will eat almost anything in their path. look up hardware sickness.

>>14348345
>but pigs are disgusting creatures.
they are only as disgusting as you allow them to be. in modern pig farms their pens are sloped and they flush the floors with water multiple times a day and feed them a diet designed to fatten them quickly and without parasites. there is nothing wrong with eating pork.

>>14345524
>Eating feet
do americans really?

>>14348854

>>14348862
Does observing the animals when i go to the zoo mean that i'm obsessed with animals?

>>14348877
Do you go to the zoo everyday?

>>14348883
You don't?

>>14348877
>obsessed with animals?
if you constantly post about zoo animals, and compare everything to zoo animals, and all you talk about is zoo animals, then yes.

>>14348345
>pig is stuck into small hole with no food other than the shit pouring down on it from above
>"ew, look at that filthy animal eating shit"

>>14345524
>>*:･ﾟ ﾟ･: **:･ﾟ ﾟ･: **:･ﾟ ﾟ･: **:･ﾟ ﾟ･: **:･ﾟ ﾟ･: **:･ﾟ ﾟ･: **:･ﾟ ﾟ･: **:･ﾟ ﾟ･: *
The hell does that mean, are you some kind of unabomber or something?

>>14348766
>>14348768
Why does it need to be washed? Cooking kills all bacteria, viruses, and parasites.

>>14348840
>all this pork is not "kosher" or "halal" is because in ye olden times when morons still believed in a bearded sky man who issued conflicting rules, pigs were known to eat anything and everything and because of this they contained parasites that if not properly cooked could cause all sorts of health issues in humans.

although this is traditionally taken as the reason for the rules against pork consumption by many people, the actual reason (if any single one exists), or reasons (if they exist), are unknown. it's not definitively known why pork consumption is disallowed in judaism and islam. well, in the case of islam, it's banned because islam is based on judaism. but in judaism, it's unknown.
it's not known, for sure, why most of the religious rules they have are what they are.

>>14348930
Literally the first paragraph, retard.

>>14345524
Jamaicans cook a lot of dishes with pigs feet

make a pork broth out of them to use on ramen or soup dumplings

>>14349036
>it's unknown.
it's quite known for the reasons I explained.

>>14349013
Covid19

>>14349041
>literally fails to discount his argument, and in fact backs it up by accident

You new to this internet argument thing?

>>14345524
boil the shit out of them and throw them in some yellow rice with pigeon peas. shit's delcious