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Is it true, Amerisharts?
A friend of mine said he went on holiday with a German girl whose friend lived with a dog that once belong to an Amerishart and according to her Amerisharts shit the bed literally daily.
Explain yourselves you obese bastards.

>> No.14339771

>>14339761
American reporting in. This is true and it's mostly due to the chemicals and hormones pumped into our plastic flavoured food.

>> No.14339779

>>14339761
You caught us, OP. Dates back to the Vietnam War in fact. We're just lucky none of those pinko bastards ever tore the secret out of our boys.

>> No.14339782

>>14339761
I shit the bed while typing this.
Brb

>> No.14339794

>>14339761
>he doesn't shit his bead
why even live?

>> No.14339798

>>14339761
I don't even have a bed. I curl up and go to sleep on a giant mound of shit in the corner of my room.

>> No.14339805

>>14339761
I do this every now and then, but you can get mattress covers for pretty cheap at Wal-Mart. it's just kinda something that happens.

>> No.14339809

>>14339761
embarrassingly, yes

>> No.14339815

>>14339761
Fuck Americans

>> No.14339820

>>14339761
The toilets in my house are plumbed directly to my mattress, so even my guests shits go directly to my bed.

>> No.14339828

It just leaks out brah

>> No.14339831

>Europoors are to impoverished to buy new sheets every day
lmaoing at your life, yurocuck

>> No.14339837

>>14339831
You descend from a long line of turds

>> No.14339850

>>14339761
Oi!Yew been peekin in me windows, mate? Yew seen me poopin and clappin, bruv? God bless hamburgers and whatnot lad. I voted Trump yew cunt.

>> No.14340005

>>14339820
>sleeping in processed shit
you pleb
it has to be fresh from the asshole for that warm shitty goodness

>> No.14340009

O B S E S S E D

>> No.14340012
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14340012

>he can’t afford new sheets

Why even LIVE in Europe?

>> No.14340018

>>14340005
Piss off cunt, I live in Freedomland, and I'll bloody well do what I want. God save the Queen.

>> No.14340024

>>14339761
uh oh! stinky!

>> No.14340062

>>14339761
Do Europeans really consider shit food?

>> No.14340083

my mom says she has to clean the bed sheets everynight because my dad refuses wear clothes in bed

that is just cruel

>> No.14340313

>>14339761
Why are germans so obsessed with scat?

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>>14339761
>at least us proud germand dont "cook" this in bed

>> No.14340338

>he purchased a fresh mattress

I bet you retards don't even know the deals you can get on preshats. If you're going to be browning it every day, what's it matter that it already has a couple of stains?