/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14337596
Boogers and cum

Chicken legs with the shell removed

beans

>>14337596
>I'd serve crab legs.
Surefire way to attract the wrong clientele.

>>14337596
Go away dumb /tv/ shithead.

eggs

beans and eggs

>>14337628
/tv/ memes aside, this is the right answer. every "moderately priced" buffet that serves crab legs is a shit show.
you get poorfags with just-enough money to pay for admission. and they go ape-shit crowding around the crab legs serving station, greedily piling up their plates, and exclusively eating crab. it's annoying and embarrassing and not exclusive to any race.

>>14337596
Egg

>>14337685
You dont serve it buffet style obvs

>>14337596
Actual nachos.
I hate that fucking chips and dip shit, with jalapenos being absent or costing extra.

>>14337685
To be fair, crab legs are genuinely good, and you need quite a few of them to be filling.
Its not like they're that hard to expensive to cook either so i don't get why they're considered high end food or something. I'd pay more money for a nice steak than I would for crabs.

>>14337596
Only meat,cheese,and fruit with wine mead or fruit juice.

>>14338128
No, there is no "to be fair". It's ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTALniMvNBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfHm5a6_tj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHAqmn7E11U
https://youtu.be/tDzQC1rzVUA?t=360

>>14338177
i mean piling on multiple crab legs. if you're in the mood for crabs you need 2-3 clusters for an actual meal.
and whenever I go to a buffet its always like 2-3 decent main dishes with 20 garbage ones. so you fill up on what you like then raid the dessert table.

But like, you're going to a fucking all you can eat buffet, why the fuck are you expecting high quality customers? Its like going to mcdonalds and complaining that kids are smearing snot everywhere. No shit.

>>14337596
Crab legs? Sounds like the quickest way to ruin your installation and bail bankrupt in less than a week.

>>14338193
go post your poorfag apologist and animal-behavior defense elsewhere you goddamn savage.

>>14338277
anyone who goes to a buffet like that is low quality, you included.

any good all you can eat buffet restaurants will bring the food to you, completely negating your problem.
But considering your complaints, I'm assuming you've never actually been to a haflway decent buffet and live off gold corral.

>>14337596
>CRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK
I'm pretty sure you've never eaten crab legs while watching a movie. imagine a whole theater cracking crab legs at different intervals for 20 minutes of the movie. I would walk the fuck out and never return to your shitty theater.

>>14338193
>whenever I go to a buffet its always like 2-3 decent main dishes with 20 garbage ones
>fill up on what you like then raid the dessert table

>>14338289
>anyone who goes to a buffet like that is low quality, you included.
>any good all you can eat buffet restaurants will bring the food to you
> I'm assuming you've never actually been to a haflway decent buffet and live off gold corral.

>>14338402
you can do both, but if you're complaining about all buffets being a certain way you've clearly only been to 1 type.
especially if you're consider those types to be "moderately priced" and not "cheap garbage"

>>14337685
>go to buffet
>eat food you want
>someone cries about you online
Buffets are for poorfags.

>>14338411
>[damage control intensifies]

>>14338483
okay poorfag.
cope more. sorry that you're too socially awkward to deal with the crowd around you favorite food.

>>14338540
You're grasping at straws and furiously trying to assume/project/speculate. I've revealed nothing about myself or my habits, besides indicating a distaste for the behavior exhibited in the Youtube videos. Stay mad.
>>14338177

>>14337596
Wings
>>14337603
Based and Yelpilled

>>14338570
Despite what you think, you actually have
>moderately priced
indicating you're a poorfag.
>retarded frog
obvious underage faggot that probably sits on /v/ and /pol/ all day.
>but i saw it on youtube that makes it true
see above point + you're actually retarded and influenced by youtube videos.

don't worry, maybe one day you can afford to go to a high end restaurant like red lobster!

>>14337596
These things tear my hands up. I feel like the spines actually break off in the soft parts of my fingers.

>>14338578
I said "moderately priced" you shyster.
>>14337685
I know it's difficult for a brainlet like you to understand, but people can learn and comprehend things abstractly, without needed to experience it first-hand. And if you want to mock someone for using a generic Pepe on a Cambodian inkblot forum, you might want to refrain from posting a cartoon logo from a fast food chain and stop projecting so intensely about other boards.

>>14338609
>I said moderately priced
>my post also says moderately priced
you okay in the head there anon? your brain don't seem too well.

if you didn't get the point, thinking that anything under $50 is "moderate" and not cheap means you're poor.

>>14338613
if you're too stupid to know how quotations work, you'll have to get your attention-starved kicks elsewhere.
feel free to feign smugness and samefag as me to fabricate a "victory" for yourself.

>>14338636
byebye poorfag. enjoy your cheap steak at applebees.

It'd have a mexican buffet. Build a burrito, taco station, nachos, cheese fountain and I'd only hire spicy Senioritas.

>>14337596
nothing, you're there to watch a movie.

>>14337596
It's bad business sense to serve shellfish outside of a fish restaurant. A shit load of people have shellfish allergies and you just alienated a good portion of your customers.

>>14337610
This nigga serving beans

>>14337706
INTO THE WOK
OVER THE FIRE
WITH NO REGARD FOR A THING BUT THAT I'M
THE LORD OF THE EGGS
I RULE SANDWICH MAKING
HOW DOES HE LEAVE WITHOUT BREAKING?

>>14340594
Is that a megadeth song?

>>14338709
A fresh seafood restaurant a town over does this. Old jewish guy owns it but Only latinas work there and theyre all babes 17+. They all speak spanish and english too and call the guys caballeros. To my surprise a ton of white guys love going there on the weekdays. Weekends latino heavy.

>>14340642
Sounds great

>>14340638
death grips - lord of the game

>>14337596

Movie theaters are dead. Killed by... the movie threater industry. But if we could go back thirty years, the answer would be: nice, cheap, cold beer in big frosty mugs.

>>14338172
>mead

Not that I don't enjoy mead, but we're talking about a movie theater here. It sounds like you'd be happier at Medieval Times.

>>14340961
I had more fun at Medieval Times than I did for most movies in the last decade.
It cost more than a movie ticket, but still.

>>14337706
By what manner does this fellow egress without compromising the structural integrity of his products?

I went to a movie cafe once for a date in high school, the girl I was with wanted to see Virus since the main theater in town didn't get it. It was a big room with a screen at the end like a theater, but instead of stadium seating it was flat and there were tables like a restaurant. Each table had a lamp you could turn on to see the menus and a phone, when you picked it up it was a straight line to the kitchen. You placed your order and they would bring it to you during the movie. Well, I knew that Virus seemed like it might be a bit gory, so I bought crab legs hoping that I could crack them during any scenes where people get their limbs ripped off or mutilated or something and it would creep the girl out and we'd have a laugh about it. Turns out the movie was pretty boring so we left, went back to her place, played a couple of games of Pokemon TCG, and I got a handjob before we fell asleep.

>>14338305
>thatsthejoke.webm
but i am glad someone laid it out because it's my favorite meme and it's hard to explain to people what it is and why it's funny

>>14337596
I'd plate them beautifully on anvils if I were you.