/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14319061
So you're upgrading a store bought frozen pizza? Nice toppings but you need to work on arrangment

>>14319061
oh come ooooon.

>>14319061
You want veggies precook, otherwise you will encounter some water/cooking problems.

>>14319061
>See pepperoni
Throw that shit out burger.

>>14319625
Speak English next time foreigner and then maybe we'd respect you.

>>14319061
>cheese is not melted
>no crust, the tops are coming out of the pizza
>almost no tomato sauce
>a massive amount of toppings
A thing I learned about pizza is that subtlety is everything, you know why italians always go for margherita? Because the tomato sauce is subtle, the mozzarella gives a bit of flavour and the last bits of basil enrich everything
You are doing everything wrong, not out of sheer disdain, but your pizza is the most sandwich pizza i've ever seen
You know that shit when you go too much to the internet you get addicted to dopamine, and after that you can't read a book without feeling almost pain? You are doing this with food

>>14319061
One thing take it or leave it but maybe chopping ingredients to similar gravels and then spreading then as a tasty asphalt

>>14319838
>cheese is not melted
obviously it's raw
>no crust, the tops are coming out of the pizza
thin crust best crust
>almost no tomato sauce
You don't want your toppings to swim on it
>a massive amount of toppings
Yes and? There's nothing wrong with liking Pizza with a lot of toppings.

Your opinion is shit.

>>14319061
I'll give it 7/10 preemptively. Bake it and we'll see.

>>14319933
Forgot this thread I was excited to eat. See pic

>>14320094
eh, topping placement is really iffy
I'll stay at 7/10. It probably tastes great though

>>14319933
>>14320094
I should add that it was delicious and I would give it a solid 8, but >>14319495 was right and I should have sauteed the jalapenos first. I also found sun-dried tomatoes in my fridge I could have added so I'm a bit mad about that

>>14320094
Congrats on throwing random shit on a frozen pizza

>>14320122
It wasn't random I planned the toppings

>>14320138
You didnt make anything, thats like going to mcdonalds and adding cum to a big mac

>>14319893

Who the fuck is this woman and why do you keep posting her?

>>14319061
Looks good, like a Tombstone with extra stuff on it. Better than some $20 bitch pretentious italian joint that expects me to wear a mask to just pick up.

Rate mine. Made it in a Teflon pan in bottom shelf of oven.

>>14321075
Keep, she's beastly but in fairness that's the first time I've ever seen her and hopefully the last.

>>14321133
Here's the bottom.

>>14321133
Looks damn good though I'd add some toppings but maybe you have that for later.

>>14321139
haha nice and crusty!

What is that, a cracker? On the cracker to bread spectrum, i prefer mine closer to chicago deep dish.

>>14321142
Looks like literally the cheapest frozen shit in the store

>>14321213
Dough was made from scratch bro. It backed in a Teflon pan thus the shape. Cheese is grated whole milk low moisture mozzarella, and sauce was made using cento San marzano some sprinkles if basil, oregano, sugar and olive oil. Post your pizza guy.

>>14321232
I live in New York why would I make my own pizza? And you realize you burned your shitty looking pizza right?

>>14321238
>I live in New York

All I need to know. Brain damaged new yorkers all think alike.

>>14321238
Anyone and their cat can live in NY but late at night, early in the morning there's no decent pizza available at 4am in the morning so Tombstone to the rescue.

>>14321264
We're not all retrarded, just 99.99% of New Yorkers, especially mask wearing coumo retards.

I love how we all ignore his stupid governer edicts that have no force of law. Coumo is a cunt and we all know it.

>>14321264
The worst pizza place near me makes pizza 10x better looking than your burned monstrosity

>>14321274
>>14321278
Worst state in the country for the virus yet gets praised by libtard media. Then wants the federal government to bail out decades of fraud and pension shortages.

>>14321281
At least anon tried which is better than what you've ever done.

>>14321238
If that's burned pizza everything else is raw

>>14321286
Don't blame me for democrat bullshit, I live in one of the only counties in NY that went for Trump. Broome.

>>14321133
8.5/10. I'd add a meat and basil leaves

>>14321286
No matter of bullshit, we shouldn't be infighting, we be looking to the source and the fucking chinks that were the source and why are they stealing our tech and getting money from the USA?

>>14321308
That's great in Thai stuff, pad gra prow.
It's great for some wicked farts.

Want to see some bitch run away, chase her around with beef and basil farts.

It's interesting that's always some kind of distraction before an election.

>>14321321
I love me some Thai basil chicken or beef green curry

when sack of shit democrats might win, then there's never any distractions.

>>14321358
Yeah that's awesome when done well.
This Indodesian rendang is really good as well. I asked some folk from a consulate and they were like get this stuff. It's pretty good.

>>14321366
Apparently I can buy this on Amazon. I'll check it out the next time I'm in my asian market

>>14321371
Aye, check it out, it's really good. There used to a Thai dude with an Malaysaian wife that sold this stuff in a tiny little store in NYC, he turned me on to it. I was just wandering around, it's fun. Finding new things.

>>14321371
I'm getting dive bombed by a fucking fly, I opened my windows but apparently it wants some Indonesian curry. At least it has good taste.

There's a piece of parchment somewhere in this fucking thing so that will be a treat to find.

>>14321440

>>14319061
Wait that's frozen you phony

Well, since we’re at it...

Made this very quickly on a stainless Teflon pan that cucked me into baking at max 230C.

Made the dough using a bread machine, it was good and I made it thin but it turned out a little undercooked (the crust was nice and crunchy) under.

Overall I liked it.

>>14322849
recipe for teflon pan pizzas

>>14319061
It needs some of little tables and chairs so the pixies have a place to chill out.

>>14319061
bacon is such a meme

>>14321064
So delicious then?

>>14321133
>>14321139
totally doable. worth the effort.
> basil leaves
so, a starvation pizza that they started charging people $30 for 20 years ago back when PIzza Hut Pan Pizza was good.
>>14320094
That frozen cheese kills the good ingredients you put on there I bet.
It's impossible to upgrade some thing frozen pizza is one of them

Its like putting caviar on pizza rolls

>>14321440
do you actually put poupon mustard on your pizza?

>>14319061
hmm, looks under cooked op

>>14321440
>that pizza

>>14322880
There isn’t a particular recipe, it’s just that I cooked it on that plate.
I usually bake the pizza with the sauce only until it raises and the top is getting cooked and nice, then I take it out the oven and quickly add the mozzarella and toppings, then back in the oven until it’s finished.

This time I was in a hurry and skipped the first part, I added the raw pizza with sauce and toppings to the oven until it was done.

Always do the two step method.

>>14321440
Sorry but this looks like garbage, the crust is too thick and dry

>>14323559
Oh did you eat some of it?

>>14323360
Maybe a rad

>>14319630
No one respects Americans

>>14322956
no u

>here pie comes to save the day!

>>14324419
>petite flowers on yr za

>>14324419
Look at those fucking chompers

>>14321064
I do this with In N Out. I'll buy their basic burger and bring it so I can cook some bacon and put an egg on top. Much better that way

>>14324419
>so like bear with me but I've been obsessed lately with saying, instead of "ta-da" during an unveiling of pizza, I say "ta-za" and hold the second syllable for almost a full Mississippi count. People seem to love it.