/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't like beer.

>>14320687
Its not beer its malt liqour

Just finished drinking two of these

It was a good Sunday

>>14320727
Based my grocerry store only has normie steelies guess I gotta hit up 7/11 sometime

>>14320687
It's not beer, it's horse piss.

>>14320684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

>board once flooded with deenz threads
>now steely threads becoming more frequent
wen broly?

>>14320684
>$4 for 2 pounders of steel reserve.
Negro it’s 2 for $2.50 where I live and it’s 25oz cans.

>>14321040
I live in California RIP

>>14321040
that's cheap I'd buy 4 at once

>>14321047
same
>$1.50 for 24 oz of 8.1% ambrosia

For me it's the Natty Daddy. I know a place that sells these for a fucking dollar a pop... I'm cutting back though. Tastes slightly better than steel reserve

>drug thugs
>beer queers
>liqour niggers
>HURR DURR I’m not content with my own consciousness I need to get fucked up to enjoy myself

>>14321175

>>14321184
As much as I love HST, he became so mentally unstable he abused his loved ones and eventually shot himself in the head, I wouldn't say drugs worked for him

>>14321273
You mean they didn't work for the people around him, you victim.

>>14320684
I used to drink those.
Fuckin disgusting. But you'll get drunk.

>>14321404
ISn't that the point?

>>14321040
This. I get 2 for $2 at my corner store

>>14321146
>only 4

>>14321404
theyre ok ice cold. as they warm up they get exponentially worse. thats why I wish they sold 12oz cans.

>>14321146
Kino CK images.

>>14321300
Cringe and filtered.

>>14321999
They need to sell 24oz beer condoms that you can freeze and wrap around the cans so they'll stay cold as you drink them

>>14322325
corner that market anon, for my steelie fueled adventures, I usually chug about half of one on the walk home from sevs'elevs' then stick it in the freezer, and chug intermittently, the freezer method works best for me - it's not going to explode even when I start on the second because when I first crack it I'm going to take at least 4-5oz. down, and then it stays pretty cold and I don't notice a change in the carbonaysh' as opposed to leaving it out. my .02 fellow steeliebros - if you're really getting into the spirit and finishing a few out on the streets though you pretty much have to knock em back quick

>>14322127
Cool

>>14321146
bloody lightweight

Anyone tried the blackberry?

My grocery store sells 24 oz cans of Steel for $1.19.

>>14321162
The gas station here sells the three pack of 25 oz cans for $2.99.

>>14321146
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

For me? It's the Hamm's

>>14322325
I used to work at a gas station and they gave some away when the Superb Owl was going on, though there's probably not gonna be one this year

>>14322325
They don't need to stay cold. When you open a Steel Reserve you're supposed to drink it within a minute or two.

>>14322688
Don't blackpill me anon. Santa is gonna give everyone the cure for Christmas and we can just go back to fucking normal

>>14322598
why would I want 25 one ounce cans?

>>14320684
Whatchu know about that? probably tons.

Bump.

>>14320687
well beer doesn't like you either ya uppity twat

>>14323054
based arizona nigga

>>14321146
god i wish that were me

>>14322589
In a word: Yuck. But I don't really like flavored booze that much. Are you into other flavored Steels, Four Loko, or any of that other stuff? If yeah, then you'd probably like it.

>>14321146
sleep tight, steeler

>>14320684
I used to buy these back in the day because I thought they were cool, and interesting. Its not Miller or Budweiser, this is something exotic and different.
So for more than a few years, I believed this: the big silver cans were actually made out of steel. I think there actually is a beer sold in silver cans that is steel, but its not this shit. I think its some Japanese shit. But anyway, I had them confused for literally years, and probably looked like an idiot drinking steel reserve thinking it was some cultured and exotic import, in extremely strong cans.

>>14320684
I don't usually buy steelies anymore but I decided to treat myself and get some regular Budweiser and Bud light Platinum it all tastes awful but who cares 90% of what I drink is Natty ice anyway. working in chicken houses in Alabama is pretty awful so it helps a bit.

>>14326519
asahi I think. those cans are stout bet you could take that camping and boil water in them. idk what happens to the polymer lining but fuck it.

>>14320684
>16oz o' shit for $2
Not when Miller 24s are $1.39

>>14326647
that's less than 5% though

>>14322325
>beer condom to keep the can cold
You mean a koozie?

That's not so cheap. How strong are they?

>>14326519
I know the ones you mean. Thought they were the coolest thing in the world when I used to sort bottles twenty years ago. Think it was called Sapporo.

>>14326769
8.1%. $2 is way too much for one Steel, though. Should be more like $1.29.

CEEKAY... IN YOUR CUNT WHAT IS YOUR VERSION OF STEEL RESERVE? 8.1% + BIER?

>>14327110
This fucking battery acid...

>>14326664
It's 4.5% for twice the amount, which is more alcohol for less money and better taste

I'm going to buy some vodka today and need recs. No memes please.

take the soberpill anons. just try and go 3 days without booze (or however long it takes for you to be normal again) and see how much better you feel.

>>14327336
>see how much better you feel
Do you think I care how I feel?

>>14327378
have some empathy for yourself anon. would little anon like to see you like this?

>>14326647
i live in CA

>>14320684

I get mine for like $1.60/ea

you're getting screwed!

>>14321162
No it does not you're deluding yourself

>>14326759
Yeah, but like, an extra tall one. And thicker, containing freezer gel so you can freeze it and then it'll keep the drink ice cold for longer.

>>14322692
I like to take my time and take a few swigs every minute or two. Chugging malt liquor is asking for vomit.

>>14327110
shite cider like frosty jacks

>>14327445
diamond white or bust

>>14327110
Canadian here... this shit. It's fuckin nasty, but does the trick if you're broke.

>>14327336
Blacks you out

For me, it's Icehouse Edge 8% tallboys. Smoother than steelies and half the price where I live. I get drunk every night for $2.

>>14320687
You don't have to like it, its cheap and gets you fucked up

>>14320684
Two twenty fours for 3.33 at every 7/11 and QT around here, 3.60 after tax. I get the pineapple ones, but it's been awhile.

I'm an alcoholic but I can't see myself ever drinking malt liquor to get my fix. That shit is just nasty, even when ice cold.

>>14327336

The problem with me is that I go without booze for a few days, feel great, decide to drink to celebrate and then start the cycle all over again.

>>14322344
I had a steel reserve addiction when I turned 21 and I developed these exact same tactics though with the 42 oz bottles

>>14330052
>decide to drink to celebrate
based retard

>>14330031
Where I'm at Icehouse Edge and Steel tall boys are both $1.19.

>>14330050
Good. You're not at that level yet.

who else /bootleg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kryn8bZFnqM&ab_channel=1sts13

>>14330793
>>14330050
Lmao try getting on the chugging hand sanitizer level.

I stopped drinking steelies after I threw up all over myself while asleep and woke up realizing I could’ve died choking on my own vomit, I am now liquorpilled

God I remember at my lowest I was pounding these back until I got a couple tall boys deep and passed out, woke up, did it again

I got out of that hole though, doin preddy well

>>14322634
Once upon a time, there used to be al/ck/ threads. They contained some of the most hauntingly beautiful writing on all of 4chan, and images like this were shared.

>>14330052
don't you get bad mental effects from alcohol? i feel relaxed after a few days of being sober so it's not worth fucking myself up for 3 days just so i can get hammered

>>14327110
Sweden.
This 10,2% shit is terrible. There's also very cheap 7% beer which fills approximately the same role.

>>14327336
I don't really notice I'm feeling better after a time like that

>>14327410
I chug to avoid the flavor. Taking sips is more likely to make to vomit.

>>14328108
500ml ? don't you have the 1 litre cans ?

>>14330985
The similarities between him and the 211 guy were intentional right?

>>14332092
no, is that common? Sounds like a euro thing.

>>14333631
they are getting rarer nowadays, but about 10 years ago when I started drinking with friends we didn't have a lot of money and this was all the rage. one can was about 3 or 4 euros and it smashes beginning drinkers rightfully for the whole afternoon

>>14320727
What is that? It doesnt say what kind of drink it is.

>>14334339
probably the kind that makes your pee glow in the dark

>>14320684
You can get a six pack of Labatt Blue for $5 here. Beats the shit out of Bud and it costs less

lads I'm about to head out to pick up 4 24oz steelies. haven't decided yet if I'm going to order a large stuffed crust, chug one in the parking lot, and walk home with a nice 'za, or if I stop at the walk up taco stand and chug one while I wait for chimichangas and hard shell tacos (it's a retro spot). Also I'm low body fat so take your insults elsewhere

>>14334707
Order the pizza. Chug one while you wait the ten minutes for it to be ready. Go get the pizza then drive home. Eat some of the pizza and drink another Steel every thirty minutes.

>>14321184
How’s the 9th grade going?

>>14335033
I don't drive, at all, on principle, but not an environmental concern. I should have followed your advice. I picked up my 4 steelies and on a whim got two slices of sevs'elevs 'za, which admittedly I find more than tolerable. I crushed those on the way to the taco stand, with the crazy idea to put food in my stomach before alcoholic beverages, which hadn't occurred to me in years. But as I got close to the stand I noted other, noticeabley American Patriots, walking away from the counter dejected, and although this place had stayed open, the Chinese bat flu resurgence prompted them to take a few days off. Forlorn, I crushed a steelie in an empty parking lot, went to burger king as it's down the street from my house and got a double cheeseburger, small fries and dr pepper, two tacos, and 8 pc spicy nuggets, with zesty sauce
I'm aware this is riveting information: this is a life of a steel reserve aficionado

>>14335474
Why don't you drive? You're not underage, right, anon?

>>14335484
27, I used to drive, car got totaled, didn't replace it but even before that I preferred bicycling/public transport/walking, I got used to that combo and even after my bike got stolen (in a high end neighborhood, really bizarre) I've just mobbed around on foot mostly for 2-3 years. It gives an organism a better appreciation for the distance travelled, in my experience. I also admire the Jain ethic, despite my alcoholism

>>14322652
Legit one of the tastiest mass-produced American adjunct lagers, and I can get a sixer of 16 oz. cans for $4 from the shithole paki bodega down the block. Hamm's kicks ass.

Who drinkin' today boys? I might get cheap beer but no steelies. I used to be able to drink those but they seem kinda not so good to me now.

>>14337195
>kinda not so good to me now
what is that supposed to mean, are you saying Steele Reserve isn't good enough for you?

>>14332030
Yeah I'd say the 7.2 is the swedish equivilent of the american malt liqour. That's what people usually drink and there's lot of different sorts. Arboga nekrofilöl is the only one that's 10.2 and nobody likes it

>>14322652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc2xsxlNlRc
I gotta try this beer

>>14337483
>nekrofilöl
damn do sweedes really smash dead broads

Continually drinking Steel Reserve without taking days off will legit kill you in a relatively short period of time. I’m convinced it’s population control for the homeless

>>14339503
I drank 5 24oz cans yesterday - marquis of manlets 5'9" 175 cm for the non burgs, 165 lbs/75 kg. I swear I'm going to lay off the sauce this time for at least a few years, maybe this time will be different

>>14339535
me again, funny because I used to polish a fifth with little fanfare and the steelies was technically less alcohol if my sodded mind is calculating correctly but I feel pretty gross

>>14339195
That beer earned it's nickname from an incident happening here a few years ago. Some guy working in a church was found by his co-worker in the morning down in the basement where they were preparing bodies for burial. Passed out after a night of drinking and having his way with some corpse. This was the beer he was drinking so now it's known as the Arboga Necrofiliac Beer

>>14339617
pretty fookn metal lad \m/

>>14339503
>8.1%
>kills you

Maybe if you drink 6+ a night and also engorge yourself on heavy food.

Too many alcoholics drink things stronger than that nightly without dying.

>>14330046
By that logic liquor is better, specifically cheap vodka is more cost effective.

>>14339929
I’m not talking about the alcohol content, something in SR is toxic. You’d see better results from hard alcohol

>>14339957
>it's the extra gravity
not even meming you, it's got more GRAINZ so it's even more inflammatory than usual

>>14320684
don't you mean 3.45 for 4? bama niggas rejoice!

>>14340020
>drinking 4 SR's
for what purpose?

>>14320684
I spent a long time in marshalltown iowa living in motels and shoplifting steal reserve from walmart. I saw a shooting star in the sky that had a tail like in a cartoon.

steel reserve is one of the best malt liquors because it makes no bones about what it is.

Just got some, what am i in for?

>>14341803
Why you need to ask that if you already bought them?

>>14341901
Because I haven't drank them yet?

>>14341920
Then you drink them and find out for yourself

2 for 5 bucks

>>14320684
You can get two six packs for €4

>>14327410
They make them for tiny cans, used to have this one and they still sold them at the beer store pretty recently

>>14320684
Just had one of these for the first time last night. Combined with the death of my oneitis the other day, I can see this becoming a problem quickly. Might mix with vodka.

>>14343495
RIP how did she pass senpai? My oneitis just friendzoned me

>>14343501
Heroin relapse after a year or so. She was my ex but every time we broke up it was for reasons that wasn't the relationship falling apart or us hating each other. We were almost always on very good terms and she was one of my absolute best friends. I'm happy that I got to talk to her on the phone at length two days before she died. Sorry for the blog m8. Still pretty torn up about it.

>>14343604
she sounds disgusting i hope you choke out on your own puke next

>>14343604
Its cool senpai.I have never had an ex die yet. I still simp over this qt nursing student I think she dumped me because I was two years older than her and did not have a bachelors, I finally graduated so I improved myself a little bit. I just need to lose some more weight and eventually another qt will come to me.

Fucking pixie cut girls do it to me everytime

>>14343666
I've never done heroin but alright I'll keep it in mind.
>>14343701
When we met she had hair down to her ass and it was awesome. After a while she shaved it and grew it into a pixie cut. It was nice either way. I have really long hair too so it was a neat dynamic when he's was short. I hope it works out for you anon. Keep getting better.

>>14343701
>Fucking pixie cut girls do it to me everytime

Short haired girls who have the face to pull it off are also my weakness. I think it's because my first crush in middle school fit that phenotype.

>>14343861

> short hair

> neotenous face

> posts girl with childish pose and clothing

I'm afraid you are a pedo, anon

>>14343872
bro what kids do you see walk around wearing cosplay catsuits

>>14343872

>tits
>hips

You need to learn what 'pedo' means.

Also
>childish clothing
It's a deliberately sexualized outfit worn by a character that was canonically twenty something.

>>14327445
Three Hammers or Omega fall into the same Bong category. We would call the 3 litre ones Scuba Steves if you planned to drink it to yourself . Strong cider is cheaper in the UK as the government subsidise apple farmers. Its a blessing and a curse. Not a thing in Scotland now due to minimum unit alcohol pricing. Such a shame for todays underage drinkers

>>14343899
Also a litre of White lightning or bottle of Merrydown if you were a lightweight fag/girl

You pay for it in untenable ways.

>>14337437
busch makes an ice?

Bump.

>>14342075
Monica.

>>14320684
I like to think I have pretty cheap taste in beer but Steel Reserve is the worst

Patrician walking through

>>14345984
Forgot photo i'm a dumbass

>>14321162
I shotgun these because I want to feel something before I black out from drinking beer

>>14321146
Sleep tight, Steeler.

>>14321175
Based str8 edge fag

>>14321162
a nice tall can of get in a fight with your gf/wife juice

>>14337195
genesee and rolling rock are my go to beers. modelo if i feel like spending extra

>>14320684
They sell a three pack for $5 in my area.

>>14321146
sleep tight, steeler

>>14342075
>5.6 abv
what are you even trying to achieve? do you like the taste? lol

>>14322634
i remember someone said he was a WoW player a long time ago. not sure if true, dont have any other info.

>>14346470
better/cheaper than budweiser/coors/miller but it's easier on the liver than steel reserve or hurricane.

>>14324597

Absolutely kino

>>14320684
Why are drinks in the US so cheap? Do chemical manufacturers get rid of shit in the drinks or something

>>14346849

>>14321146
>freebasing Speedstick with a malt-liquor chaser

The jenkem of 2020.

>>14336006

$12/case in Connecticut.

>>14337483
>Extra Stark

>>14320684
>paying 2 dollars for a tall boy

oh man, its like you're not even an alcoholic.
>pic related

>>14346905
This shit is disgusting but it does fuck you up pretty fast. The hangover is terrible also.

pic related is the best ultra cheap beer. it's better than bud and all the other shitty American chains too.

>>14343872
Nice projection.

>>14326534
Dude, just drop your pants before you jack it, and you won’t be smashing your forearm into your belt buckle.

>>14327445
That looks good

>>14346849
Corn filler

>>14337437
busch ice is pretty decent for how cheap it is.

>>14320684
I actually vomited the first time I had this.

>>14346879
>the same word means different things in different languages
Mind-blowing stuff, there Cletus.

>>14343805
If you ever check back on this thread, anon, I hope things start to pick up for you soon. Losing someone that close is never easy.

>>14346849
>>14347251
We have regions of the US dedicated to corn the size of some nations

>>14334339
It has a similar taste to Mountain Dew

>>14343872
actual human beings don't like obese braphog swampdonkey hambeasts

>>14343604
>>14343495
based, steelies are meant to be consumed in the memory of a fallen one.

>>14343872
Why are pedos always so quick to call out other people for being pedophiles?

>>14322829
Power Hour with Steel Reserve

>>14320684
Vodka and salty coins

>>14320684
at my local walmart its 4 for 3.98

>>14340206
To get buzzed fool.

>>14321146
sleep right steeler

>>14320684
Ha, 6 of these for 4 dollars here in the third world, beat that burgers

>>14321956
>missing the bottles of liquor on the floor

>>14346905

Wanted to try the lemonade but nobody around me carries it. Feels bad man.

>>14321146
sleep tight, steller

>>14321146
Sleep tight steeler

>>14330052
That's what I do, currently just drinking for the 4th
>>14330135
It makes total sense, I don't drink to celebrate feeling great though, just to celebrate a good day and finish it off with beer, 4chan and PUBG

>>14330985
paying homage to a legend...what chu know bout that?

>>14350128
No, not the picture. Anon said he'd buy 4 at once. He should buy at least 8

>>14347216
what went through your mind when you typed this?surely you didn't think it would be funny right?

>get 4 steelies
>finish them by midnight
>want to keep going all night
>get another 4 delivered
>drink 1/3 of a can
>spew and pass out on couch
at least i woke up to 3 steelies in the fridge

>>14350190
PINT O' STELLA PLEASE LAD!

For me it's the sweet sweet nectar from golden Colorado Coors.

>>14351990
Nigger that should be 3 steelies + 2/3 steelie in the fridge

>>14321146
>died with a soy face
what a rotten way to die

>>14351979

Probably tons

>>14321162
>>14322598
my nigga. cheapest i can get these is $1.50. where you find them this cheap?
>>14327399
gotta be bait. 211 is the lowest of the low in a can. shit is absolute gut rot headache in a can

>>14320684
If you love it so much why dont you put a baby in it?

>>14352851
you jest, but this is 4chan. watch what you wish for.

>>14322652
Love hamms, it’s $13 for 30 where I used to live. Can’t even find them on the west coast now

>>14352957
HOLY GUACAMOLE! I USE TO LOOK LIKE THAT, that is until I found the cool clean taste of coors light

anyone else drank keystone/ice and never even get a buzz?
used to get them $10/24pack until i was 2 cases in and goin for a third and realized i still didnt have a proper buzz. bought a case of natty light and got there halfway through the case.
is keystone non-alcoholic and its just labeled differently or what? Shit deosn't even taste like beer. its like water with "beer flavored additives" or some shit.

>>14334326
there would be even more dead hobos on the streets if we had the 1L cans. I remember getting a "Big Dane" for the train ride from Berlin to Prague and my ladyfriend at the time was not especially happy with my drunken behaviour, but she got over it.
In Ottawa one .5L "Black Can" is $3.50 CAD (2.40 E) and the scowl the cashier gives you

>>14321006
I know all about that
https://youtu.be/_Ym7Mg4yTZc

I used to drink this when I was broke. The 40oz were like $1.92 with tax and i would also pick up some 4loko, back when it had the caffeine. It was a lot of fun back in 2010. Now the taste of that beer is revolting

>>14321162
The Natural Father tastes much better than steel
I will drink either though

>>14337195
Just finished my bottle of gin
Have to go to the store tomorroe

>>14330985
thanks for sharing.

which one of you savages is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQA1cliXBxU

>>14352815
Store by my house sells 15 pack of 12 oz cans for 3.99, its fucking dangerous.

>>14351986
Not her but it was effin hilarious. Learn to take a joke poindexter or rather go back to /v/ where you belong kid.

>>14355059
>Not her
>Her
So 1., it was you, and 2., you're an unfunny female.

>>14354983

Jesus wtf

>>14320727
You know, I tried these expecting them to be trash and they're actually not bad.

>>14321146
Sleep tight steeler.

>>14326534
Cheers fellow platinum stand user

>>14354983
fuck off they do, get a pic to prove it

post yfw you realise your about to run out of steel 40s

>>14355133
>dude it's totally u lololol
Get a life you paranoid goon.
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/

>>14321162
Around $1.50 at most stores in my area. One tall can is enough for a very polite and satisfying buzz.

>>14342075
I used to be able to slam two of these at a party plus several shots and still function. I miss that.

>>14320684
$3 for 2. Tastes a lot better than steel.

Steels feel so dirty to drink and always give me a shitty headache. Get some standards

The 40 oz. were 1.99 each a couple years ago.

>>14321146
Where did you get this pic of me.

>>14358013
I've never seen anything more wrong in my life
Earthquake is easily the most disgusting "high gravity" malt liquor there is in existence.
I'll still get them on occasion when I feel like hurting myself, but don't pretend that it's pleasant to drink.

>>14326534
Plats are pretty gross but very nice for getting drunk faster.

>>14327336
I go every week sober but as soon as the weekend hits you better believe I'm drowning 24 beers each night.

>>14346905
drank the 15 pack for a about month on the weekends...almost died from ketoacidosis

What is all this? Wouldn't hard liquor be a better deal than buying all these cheap beer/malts? At least for being drunk all day as you guys seem to be doing.

>>14358523
It sits better with me and I can drink longer and feel better after drinking than if I just down shots of cheap vodka.

>>14358529
Maybe I'm just uninformed on the art of alcoholism but it seems like taking that cheap vodka and pouring it into water/soda/whatever would be more cost effective and quicker. Maybe you can turn some of that cost savings into buying a better vodka or a bigger bottle to crank down the oz/$$$ return.

>>14358543
I'm not an alcoholic I just drink around 48 beers every weekend and a couple a day during the week.

>>14358604
>all those calories + carbs just to eventually get drunk

I will never understand I guess

>>14358619
How else am I gonna get this body type.

>>14358604
binge drinking is a form of alcoholism

>>14358637
That's just what (((they))) want you to think.

I'm a hardcore Alcoholic
The only time I've ever puked blood was from drinking steel reserve.
True rot gut there

>drinking macro beer
>not supporting local breweries
>drinking beer to get drunk
>bragging about it online

CANCER
A
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C
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>>14359045
There is no craft malt liqour faggot. My local breweries rape you up the ass $10 for a little IPA

>>14321999

>>14357266
Take your meds, tranny.

>>14359453
You can really taste the gravity in these

>>14359045
what if all of our local breweries are shit (ontario here)?

>>14359453
No fucking way.

>>14358630
>Norf FC

lads I'm on my second of four planned steelie tall boys for the evening. not yet buzzed even tho I'm not a large person, time to start chuggin

>>14360237
Keep us posted and no rush anon

>>14320684
Much love 1st s13

>>14332095
Yeah the drossdrossdross guy literally says much love to 1st and 13.

This drink keeps getting hyped on this borard so I decided to try it for the first time tonight
Bought two tall boys for $4.25
It tastes like shit because all beer/ipas/lagers tastes like shit, but there's a weird flavor which is somewhat appealing in it
I got buzzed pretty quick, but not drunk
Another reason I hate beer is because it's like liquid bread and makes you feel full.

I think I'll stick with actual liquor like a mature adult and not a manchild.

>>14358675
i think its the ethanol in it

>>14320684
411 512

>>14322652
I thought you could only drink Hamm's if you're on a sailboat?

>>14360424
>mom was being weak

>>14321999
They do. I started seeing them in the St Louis area around 3 or 4 years ago, and they're showing up in small town gas stations now.

>>14322652
The ultimate post-lawn-mowing shower beer.

Move along, CHAD Southern Illinoiser coming through. It's not high gravity, but it goes down easier than water. No comfier way to start a party than downing a couple tall boys of it before you walk over

>>14353073
I'm convinced you're right. I've had this shit at a buddy's house before, and didn't catch a buzz. Luckily there were Coors there too.

get THIS if you ever want to torture yourself into being drunk. Fuck it was brutal.

>>14320684
why is this thread still alive?

>>14363076
its made by coors but ive still gotten a buzz from coors lite. keystone is far and away the shittiest excuse for a beer ive come across

>>14363133
you bumped it.

This tbqhf

>>14363617
it's not like me s*ge'ing it would make any difference, OP fag is keeping this thing alive himself since june

>>14320727
>all those nutrition facts
>doesn’t show the fuckton of sugar
kek

>>14360400
don't remember when or how I retired for the evening but I'm not hungover. Considering that a success

>>14363672
Nigga who drinks carbonated anything and expects there to not be a ton of sugar,

Plus the per 12 oz thing is dumb because who the fuck cracks open a steelie and saves the rest for another day?

>>14320684
here we have these for 2.5 euros

I hate Malta liquor but I can polish off 4 of these no problem

>>14363060
>not high gravity
>comfy
>party
>walk over
I think you misunderstood the concept of this thread

>>14327445
>share

liquor store nearby sells 15 packs of the tall cans for $11, its absurdly cheap. it fucks me up more than the $15 half gallons of vodka

>>14364407
>>14346905

drunk moment

>>14359771

Are you fucking kidding me?? I'm also from Ontario
>Overflow
>Dominion City
>LeftField
>Willibald
>Great Lakes
>dozens more

Which ones did you even try?

>>14346905
>>14364416
I realy like the 32 OZ bud ICE in a glass. Shit is so crisp and refreshing unlike steelies

>>14320684
fuck you shill. Do big hurricane. 1.67 for and extra ounce and it tastes just as bad.

Or don't be a shill victim and buy at least 1.75L of cheapest vodka and water it down and then mix it with 2L of store brand soda.

>Drink a 4loko gold last night
>wake up to heartburn
>heartburn lasts all day
>now almost midnight and still heartburn

4loko why did you do this to me

>>14321146
I was this guy.

>>14322325
Dude you hands would be fucking frozen holding that, would not be pleasant at all.

>>14365996
>just put a condom around the condom

>>14347382
What you said makes no sense because it's the name stark, which has the same meaning in both languages because it's a name of that character.

>>14321146
If I gave a fuck about people who weren't me and mines I would feel sad for the state of you, boy.

>>14337195
Budweiser and Yuengling are the only decent beers on here.

>>14320684
Had 2 of them today with some Dominican food. Good stuff.

>>14365617
>he thinks its heartburn

just came home with four more steelie tall boys lads. I can tell I'm doing serious damage to my body, it feels worse than my fifth a day liquor habit from a few years back. alcoholism is cowardly slow protracted suicide and I've enjoyed most of our tango so far

>>14366169
W-what is it then anon?

>>14321146
based

>>14365167
I support union made products

Whenever I drunk for a couple days straight I get so apathetic I can't even be arsed to buy more alcohol, every little task gets incredible excruciating and annoying. Anyone get the same feels?

>>14367227
Yes that's normal and one of the best parts of drinking binges.

>>14345987
If I pop the cap would it die?

>>14327110
Australian liquor laws tax wine less than beer, so pic related is $12 or less (about $8 USD) for 4L of 9.5% wine.

>>14367388
It would be extremely fizzy.

>>14365669
It's okay anon, we all were

>>14367484
It's a big bottle.

If you think $4 for 2 is cheap then i visited west virginia and a sheetz where you can get 2 of a 42once of steel reserve for just $3.20

a can of 24 once of steel reserve is one friggin dollars and nine cents and the sales taxes there were so low.


heck you can get a six pack of hamms for 2.59 and a 24 once of miller is also 1.09

>>14320727
tropical AND citrus

>>14368136
Only $2.18 for 2?

You can get a 12 pack of Hurricane for $6

2 deep into my daily 4 steelie tall boy allotment, cheers lads

Bump.

My go to when can afford

>>14363060
If it tastes like water that defeats the fucking purpose you stupid corn nigger

any strong zero /ck/s here

>>14368136

Central California you can get a 12 pack of Miller for $5.99. Not to sure about the 211 though

I'm 72 hours sober right now, does that mean my withdrawals are going to be over tomorrow?

>>14370779
What is it, japanese lemon beer?

>10 day old thread

This board really is doomed

>>14372462
Steel Reserve is the perfect recession beer

>>14320727
>alloy
it's good they're being honest about the flavor

>>14372675

>>14372449
Vodka soda. Essentially a White Claw with the alcohol content doubled

>>14372462
is al/ck/, dare i say it, back?

>>14320727
>FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR (574) calories per can

>>14331302
>>14372908

I wonder if malldrinker is dead yet?

>>14372946
good thing it serves two :)

>>14327445
This is the stuff if you want something cheap but drinkable that almost tastes like cider

>>14327336
I go 5 or 6 days every week without drinking, sometimes a week or two at a time, sometimes a month. But as soon as the anxiety wears off after like day 3, and I get my energy back, the depression sets in and I want to drink to feel happy again, or even just to feel emotion.

>>14372840
Had to google White Claw. We don't have those in my country

>>14373019
I'm exactly the same. I can go weeks without drinking, and yeah it's nice to be able to get real sleep and not have as much anxiety but the boredom and existential dread always bring me back.

>>14372946
I want to cum in carmella!

>>14373481
yeah, i think that sums up pretty well why i keep drinking