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14319851 No.14319851 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /ck/ I’m going to Eddie’s BBQ in Lubbock tomorrow for lunch.

Take a good long look at the menu and put your order in.

I am well capable of deciding for myself but my fetish enjoys a lack of choice from time to time.

My fetish involves having other people choose my food for me.

In order not to show bias and my complete autism, I will list post numbers with serious orders into a tournament. The tournament will be decided by a card deck shuffle and a 5 card draw. Best poker hand advances to round two. Round two will be decided by a 5 dice roll best yahtzee hand wins. Round 3 and 4 will be decided by sum of 5 dice plus value of card drawn.

The winning order is what I’ll eat for lunch.

I’m not sure when I will go, so if any Lubbock anons want to come see me and play some gin rummy, qwixx, qwinto, qwingo, crag, SCC, Yahtzee, or a dice board or card game of your choice.

I’ll update you as the day goes on as to what time I’ll be there. Look for a fat bald dude and go up to him and ask him a simple question: “who is Q?” His response will be “obviously trump.” You’ll know this is the right guy.

I’m not a glowie, so you best not be either.

Please submit your orders based off of the menu. Cut off is in 14 hours.

If you want a gift card for your (possible) winning entry, submit your email address with your order.

>> No.14319853

Get the Hot Carl Combo
You will not be disappoint

>> No.14319859
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>>14319853

>> No.14320028

>>14319851
Get a regular size frito pie and a sweet tea with lemon.

>> No.14320034

>>14319851
Is Lubbuck as horrible as everyone says?

>> No.14320037

>>14319851
>I’m not a glowie, so you best not be either.
I doubt /ck/ is on their radar

>> No.14320051

>>14320034
It has prairie dogs, Texas tech, and not much else.

So yes.

Mike Leech could recruit when he was at Tech. Lubbock was considered that boring of a place.

>> No.14320072
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Half rack of ribs, coleslaw (hopefully vinegar based instead of mayo), baked potato with sour cream & butter, iced tea.

>> No.14320137

>>14320072
If that’s close to Austin, then I’ve been there!

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What is OP in for?

Order a baked potato with brisket and soak it in sauce, then dab some hot sauce on it. Order blackberry cobbler ala mode for dessert.

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>>14319851
Jesus op, I hope you ain’t black

>> No.14320252

>>14319851
Sausage on a stick, large frito pie, side of potato salad, side of beans, blackberry cobbler with vanilla ice cream.

>> No.14320345

>>14319851
Buy 10 bottled waters.
Non meme answer, buy the 2nd option of every food category on the menu. Enjoy your BBQ for a week.

>> No.14320367

>>14319851
Thats a pretty specific fetish, can you go more into detail about it? Also get the large frito pie 2 ribs and a ice tea

>> No.14320377

>>14320367
I order what other people pick out for me, get a throbbing erection, then go jerk off in the bathroom

>> No.14320388

>>14320367
I just like seeing other people’s tastes. I do these every once in a while.

Previous thread: >>14303186

I think these types of things are fun and more /fa/t fu/ck/s should do them more often.

>> No.14320393

>>14320377
Those numbers mason! I can’t argue with that.

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>> No.14320939

gotta try frito pie. thats something we dont have in Cali. id get ribs plus 2 meet combo, ribs (beef or pork?), brisket, chicken. brisket is the marker for how good they are. links are usually crap, unless house made, then id try them, maybe on the side as well. no dessert as im off sugar. iced tea if its unsweetened. i do not trust potato salads and coleslaw, they creep me out unless i know they are top notch. so a side of beans plus fries. no fucking bread on the side, bread at these places is shitty. no potato, though i do like them. thats not what i associate with bbq. but if i really wanted it, butter ONLY.

>> No.14322674

Niggers

>> No.14322725

>>14320034
Yes it is fucking terrible there. I went to tech for two years before transferring out. It was so boring there.

>> No.14322727

>>14320137
Very, very far away from Austin. Lubbock is in the pan handle and Austin is south Texas.

>> No.14322730

>>14319851
Full rack of ribs with a side of coleslaw and beans.

>> No.14322736

>>14319851
Chopped beef sandwich, side of coleslaw, and potato salad with a shiner.

>> No.14322778

>>14319851
Nice spacing you reddit faggot

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>>14319851
#3 Combo BBQ plate, 1/2 rack of ribs with a side of BEANS. Wash it all down with 2 pints.
Room for dessert? 3rd pint.

>> No.14322894

>>14319851
4 sausages on a stick and one baked potato witch cheese and chopped beef. Iced tea.

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>>14322727
About to go!

>> No.14322911

>>14322897
You forgot me
>>14322894

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>>14322897
On the LEFT CORNER sits Finnfag and his delicious carnivore/drunkard order, the challengers have lined up.. LET'S GET REAAADYYY TO RRRRRUMBBLLEEE.

>> No.14322949

>>14322727
I know that. I was talking about pic related

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>>14322736
Congrats!

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Son of a bitch!

Happening cancelled.

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>>14322961
What? the legendary lunch-rumbler Finnfag out in the first round? I call shenanigans

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>>14322980
Going to whataburger to order an order from the previous order for me. Sorry guys.

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>>14322980
I pull my declaration of shenanigans, the game was rigged before it began. By the gubberments.

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>>14322985
If dubs, OP orders the Chop House Cheddar Burger with Jalapeños.
(just trying to satisfy your fetish)
t. Finnfag

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>>14322999
Respect the GET OP. Hope it's tasty ;)

>> No.14323006

>>14322999
Oh shit!

Kek is strong!

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>>14322999

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>>14323014
Mmmh... I can literally taste the tasty Cheddar mixing with the disgusting Jalapeños in my mouth.

>> No.14323032

>>14322999
Unfortunately cheddar chophouse was limited time only.

In keeping with the spirit, the western Texas whataburgers have the otherwise unavailable in dfw green chilli burger. So I ordered that.

The first words from the guy when I asked if they could make a cheddar chop house were:”what comes on it?”

I’d never disobey Kek, but I had no other choice here unfortunately.

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>>14323032
I did a little googling and it seems you are correct, but the green chili thingy sounds equally gross so this is fine. MYAAH.
I wish we had burger joints like that in Finland

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>>14323040
Yyyyep. Looks terrifying. Bon appetite OP and farewell from the Finnfag

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>>14323042
It’s so good finbro!

>> No.14323066

>>14322894
Dag nab it, made the tournament before I saw your based order.

BBQ place was closed anyway.

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>>14323052
>cheese on the bottom
Finnfag here with one last comment;
WHY?

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>>14323216
That’s how it’s made.

>> No.14324288

>>14319851
Ask for 1 lb of meat. Refuse to answer any follow up questions except by pointing at the menu and screaming

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>>14320137
>>14322949
The pic anon posted looks like the pit at Salt Lick BBQ in Austin (Driftwood). I've been there too and did the all you can eat option. It was incredible and it was also BYOB so we brought a cooler full of Shiner

Here's a picture of a brisket I smoked at home

>> No.14324360

>>14322727
austin is in central texas dummy

>> No.14324435

>>14324351
That’s what I was thinking. Different sauce there than what I’m used to
>>14324288
They were closed. I was really looking forward to trying them


See everyone next thread!

>> No.14324669

>>14322961
Nice! That is always my go to order at any bbq place. What’d you think?

>> No.14324672

>>14323216
The cheese is between the patties so it melts nicely.

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>>14319851
>lubbock

>> No.14324765

>>14324669
Sounds good, unfortunately the guy is closed until the 5th

>>14324692
Not my choice, but even midsized towns need a shoutout.