/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You sound underage and retarded. Probably white trash too

I used to be a recruiter for the Roadhouse. We had a mall kiosk. We also recruited for strip clubs. on the down low, usually from the Roadhouse waitress pool lmao.

>>14316769
>only hire girls with big butts and thin waists, basically a strip club

are you 12?

>>14316769
They have never fucked up my steak, unlike Longhorn that has overcooked my shit more often than not. I prefer Longhorn sides like the Asparagus and I don't care for the cinnamon butter at Roadhouse, but the steak is the most important part and Roadhouse kills it every time.

>>14317627
r u geh?

>>14317667
thanks for confirming my suspicion

>>14316769
Sounds based, would try.
Very angry local bbq owners in this thread. Calling someone underage or retarded is not an argument btw.

Why would you pay someone to advertise on /ck/?
The only thing we care about are tendies and McChickens

>>14317738
>t. fattie

>>14316769
I'm Texas. We just call it "Roadhouse"

>>14316769
Lol u call those ribs?
Made in oven no hickory wood.lol boomers kill me.
You dont see this it's not bar b q.

>>14317775
i can make better ribs than you in my shitty electric pellet smoker.

>>14317775
I really do not like that dry bbq you guys make. If the sauce is not cooked on , I am not eating it.
Dipping already cooked meat into room temperature sauce is not good. Authentic? I dont give a fuck. The sauce needs to be cooked on and infused with animal fat or its no fucking good

>>14317786
good q doesn't need sauce.

>>14317872
Incorrect
The whole point of bbq is the sweet tangy sauce.
I dont give a fuck about some historically correct garbage cooked in some faggassed wood smoker.

>>14317896
good q is naturally sweet, savory and tangy. dumb niggers that dry smoke their meat for 16 hours end up with inedible meat unless they sauce it. smart niggers like myself give it the ole aluminum swaddle to braise the meat for the final cooking process.

>>14317896
Anon... I'm sorry... but you are a tastelet with babby palate. It's terminal.

>>14316769
>only hire girls with big butts and thin waists

can confirm, god tier in that aspect for sure

>>14317896
Americans are actually incapable of eating meat without corn syrup sauce. It's supposed to be a savoury food not dessert.

>>14317779
Your not human your some kind of abomination of beast+human.

>>14317953
looks like shit senpai

>>14317931
rent free

The steaks are fine for a chain, but the ribs are fucking trash. Clearly oven baked and no flavor other than BBQ sauce. "Fall off the bone" is not good for ribs.

>>14318247
>"Fall off the bone" is not good for ribs.
What? Thats the gold standard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs1UudPHGAI

>>14318247
Fall off the bone is the pinnacle you faggot

I’ve only been once but the waitresses didn’t seem any more attractive than chili’s or Olive Garden or whatever. The steak was alright I guess. Ribs always suck at restaurants i only like them at home.

>>14317896
I'll shoot you for that.
t. Texas

>>14318247
this anon is correct
>>14319499
>>14319535
"fall off the bone" is easy to achieve, and is not pleasant. the meat should easily pull away from the bone and should be extremely tender, but it should disintegrate into tiny shreds as soon as you try to pick it up and eat it; there should be some texture to it

if you want shredded, completely broken down pork, you're far better off with pork shoulder either as carnitas or done with the same spices as ribs, make a spicy sauce from the meat fat/drippings to serve with it

I love microwaved steak!

>>14316769
>>14317627
>>14317667
>>14317924
damn my ex gf used to work there.. makes sense her ass was almost enough to make up for how crazy she was
i miss her ass so much

Steaks are shit but get them to make some fried mushrooms and the portabella chicken is not too shabby. Its my 9yo's favorite place, not surprised op shares the same taste.

Not gonna lie their bone-in ribeye is pretty fucking good

>>14319593
>the meat should easily pull away from the bone
Thats falling off the bone you dumb cuntface

>>14320173
No, there's a difference between "falling off the bone" and "easily pulls away from the bone", and I've had many ribs that would literally "fall off of the bone" and it's not a great experience compared to a little bit less shreddy than that

should feel like solid, succulent pieces of tender fatty meat, not shredded pulled pork that falls apart as soon as you pick it up

>>14320399
>there's a difference between "falling off the bone" and "easily pulls away from the bone"
false

>>14320411
>pick up rib
>everything falls apart and falls off, meat is shredded and fat has rendered to the point of not existing in the meat anymore
vs
>pick up rib
>meat is springy, tender, can bite into it and pull pieces off bone easily, pleasant fat marbled throughout, has the texture of a great steak

these dont actually exist in Texas

>>14320789
yes, they do

>>14320766
>everything falls apart and falls off, meat is shredded and fat has rendered to the point of not existing in the meat anymore
That is just plain over cooked.
No one is shooting for that and calling falling off the bone

>>14320873
yes they are
I am not strawmanning, people cook the fuck out of their ribs and shoot for the most tender possible and think it's peak rib texture, and they are wrong

>>14316769
>>better ribs than 99% of local "barbecues" that spend years trying to perfect their smoke ring only to end up with dry jerky like ribs that taste like a box of matches
maybe I'm just lucky, but hell fucking no.
not a lot of bbq around here, but it all dunks on texas outhouse.

>>14320914
you are wrong , falling off the bone has never ever meant that in any restaurant ever

>>14320922
I am not wrong, you are wrong.

>>14316769
This thread needs a Willie song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mckg0
Willie Nelson / On The Road Again

>>14321004
You're all wrong and I'm right, bitches!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ6UjZBlqJQ
The Highwaymen On The Road Again

>>14316769
I went to this place all the time when I lived in the states, going back to restaurants in canada was not really fun when it was time to pay the cheque

>>14320816
filename.jpeg

>>14320922
That’s exactly how ribs are at chili’s and probably Texas roadhouse as well. You got BTFO, face it.

>>14317924
I waited there while in college until I was able to get into a part-time sysadmin gig.
I'm not sure if it was particular to our place, but the asinine drama of most of the waiters stirred up made me want to stab my forehead with a fork.
Every. Single. Day.

The food was pretty good for a generic steakhouse though, better than something like Longhorn.

>>14322057
Its not at all. The ribs in those places needs to be pulled off.
I eat that shit all the time on the road because I am a trucker and there is often parking near them in the western states.
You , anon, are talking out your ass

>>14320816

>>14319579
That looked like a cake at first glance