/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Some drinks as well.

>>14313297
A gun. To shoot myself.

I'd like the Spicy Meme and an Inception, please.

>>14313297
Ill take the red dead with an inception.
Gonna say in terms of value this place is pretty good. You have all these really varied and loaded burgers all for the same exact price and its 11 bucks with fries? Seems like a steal. No idea what the price is without fries though.

>>14313456
Same

Yeah, I'll get a Red Dead with bacon and a side of Senpai Fries. And a can of Coke, please. Thank you.

>>14313455
Quit whining and do what I do

>>14313537
Omg is that real???

>>14313537
Is this fucking real?

this is the recently new barcade on broadway in denver

>>14313297
>Teemo special
>simple like the mind of a Teemo player

>>14313297
>Teemo special
>no mushrooms
cringe

>>14313297
>>14313299

>>14313297
I'm so uptight that I'm confident I would be too embarrassed to ask another person for anything from that menu.

>>14313297
>>14313299
I think I would feel a bit embarrassed ordering things with these names out loud

>>14313593
i live by u

>>14314102
You don't want to ask for a Pedobear in public?

>>14313985
Why?

>>14313297
Good lord I hope such a dumb meme restaurant doesn't survive the pandemic

>>14313593
>>14314116
Now you guys have to meet up and do butt stuff

>>14313297
Nothing. I refuse to go to a restaurant that is basically /r/gaming in a nutshell. This Geek-Chic degeneracy needs to end.

>>14314403
There are motorcycle venues and Portillos-esq restaurants.
Is it slightly awkward, or autistic? Yeah sure.
But whatever dude, I wont get in anyone's way. I dont go to sleep at night getting pissed off at what other people do in good fun.
Except furries.

>>14313297
There's a burger joint near me that has a different name and no videogame memes, but a nearly identical burger menu. Are pepperoni/mozzarella sticks burgers common?

>>14313297
bowser with bacon and a cold water

>>14313299
>pedobear
>loli
I refuse to believe this isn't a menu someone made and printed out in their house. No fucking way this would fly without backlash

>>14314483
What the fuck is your point? The menu listed above is just manchildren with enough capital to run a business and they were too unoriginal to even come up with a decent theme besides "popular video games HRR DURR"

Personally, I'd fucking call Nintendo and have their lawyers send a Cease and desist letter to that twatwaffle just so he has to change the décor.

>>14313297
A water potion with magic cold stones and a cab

>>14314102
That always happens at themed resturants. I end up just pointing usually.

>>14313297
I feel an autistic urge to rewrite the menu. Make it less Mario heavy and remove vaguely relevant things like "spicy meme" to make room to reference a broader range of games.

>>14314866
Come up with some dishes, then. Maybe you could make this thread fun.

>>14313297
>>14313299
I’ll just have some senpai fries and a Pedobear, please.

>>14313299
Pedobear, with extra loli.

Thanks for the laff OP, but where is this?

>>14313575
>>14313589

>>14313297
the finish him with fries doesnt sound awful. but christ that drink menu is bad. challenge accepted i guess.

>>14314843
This is the only thing more cringe than saying the names

>>14313537
Wouldn't moving like that be painful for him?

>>14315222
You are a retard

>>14313297
These burgers look like dogshit. How the fuck is it that suddenly everyone in the world doesn't know what a good burger looks like?

>>14313297
Why not just put fucking bacon on everything to begin with? I fucking hate people.

>>14313297
Face Invader should contain a sequence of different types of ingredients horizontally, so it's like you're reaching new rows of invaders as you get through the burger.

RIP should be given mushrooms and be renamed The Mario, as it's American Italian-esque and Mario eats shrooms.

The standard burger would then need to be given a more generic game like Main Menu, but that one sounds dumb.

The breakfast burger is better suited to Yoshi or Wonder Boy, because of the eggs.

Spicy Meme needs to be renamed to one of many game-relevant fire references that can be made, or maybe Bomberman.

The Finish Him needs the option of a special sauce to call Fatality.

I can't think of a way to make Hadouken relevant. Overfill it so everything pops out the back when you try to bite it?

Face invader with a senpai fries, then just shoot me between the eyes because saying that would make me want to kill myself out of embarrassment.

>>14313537
Is that real?

>>14313297
Where is this and are you going to do a dice tournament to determine the winner?

>>14313575
It should be.

>>14313537
Which one are you?

>>14313297
Either a Red Dead or a Mario because those are the only names I could say without cringing to death in front of the server.

If I saw that menu I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>down, right, punch
That's not how you do a hadouken...

>>14313297
I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Hadouken with double ranch on the side.

>>14313299

>>14313537
Wow, is that a Real cat...?!

>>14315222
based

What do you order?

>>14313537
Shit I think that's real.

>>14318999
back alley surprise

>>14314398
im decently in shape and semi bi curious. wanna blow me?