/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14305252
Burger King is fucking disgusting.

Only the best burgs for me.

Chicken treasures

> Novelty food.

>>14305254
just remove the melted cheese and it'd be good

for me, it's gotta be cool, fresh water straight from the filter

DO

>>14305261
DO HAST

>tfw on a diet

>>14305255
>using 2 donuts instead of just cutting one in half
how the fuck are you supposed to fit that in your mouth?

room temperature water with a leaf of lettuce only

>>14305261
THE

>>14305259
That looks like some kind of spicy sauce not cheese.

>>14305264
>being a mouthlet

>>14305267
N E E D F U L

>>14305256
that looks amazing

>>14305252
>>14305254
>>14305255
>>14305256

>american """cuisine"""

>>14305269
Not everyone regularly stretches their jaw by sucking multiple dicks, anon.

>>14305252
>eating burgers inside burger
>>14305254
look disgusting desu
>>14305255
this is only acceptable
>>14305256
why would you put chicken on top and down under your burger?

>>14305265
Gooks never cease to amaze me with the shit they eat

>>14305262
based

>>14305272
>implying your fat ass wouldn't eat it

>>14305269
Not everyone sucks cocks for a living like you anon.

>>14305259
yeah, i'd say you're a cocksucking faggot

>>14305272
You just have a weak gut.

i just chew on gum while playing

>>14305264
>he can't dislocate his jaw on command to better engorge himself

Get a load of this guy.

>>14305261
AMERICANS

>>14305265
looks tasty

>>14305276
Be thankful the animal that bitch is eating is at least dead beforehand.

>>14305260

>>14305264
Do you need some wittle snacks for your wittle mouth?

>>14305252
>eating extra buns instead of a massive patty
This looks fucking stupid

>>14305264
Very carefully

>>14305255
That looks good.

>>14305284
HIRE

>>14305260
https://youtu.be/vKhHwpkL17o

Me on the average day

>>14305292
THIS

>>14305276
>oh my god no not fish how gross

>>14305291
4, 3, D

>>14305294
MAN?

>>14305291
if you eat your steak anything other than 5 enjoy your parasites

Brisket

>>14305252
should of put some cheese under the sliders.

>>14305291
>1-2 depending on cut of meat
>4
>C

>>14305291
3's across the board.

>>14305291
23A master race reporting in

>>14305291
54C

>>14305291
4, 3, >drinking coffee
those are the chad choices

>90% bun
>5% meat
>5% condiments

A thread died for this abomination.

How do you have your coffee while gaming /v/?

I like making cappucinos, but happy enough for long blacks if I'm cutting or felt like I've eaten too much that day (with the crema though, fuck instant is disgusting)

>>14305291
4, 3, and A

>>14305295
its an ugly looking fish

>>14305291
For me, it's the 2-4-D.

>>14305291
53A

>>14305291
>3 or 4
>4
>hate coffee. if i had to choose, then f.

>>14305277
Not American, but I am definitely tempted to visit the US for a week or two and go eat burgers covered in melted cheese or tripple fried pizza, maybe try some chillis.
I'm legit curious about how your food tastes if you're willing to sacrifice your health and toilets for it.

>>14305291
4
toast and coffee are shit.

>>14305286
Kept expecting it to twitch

I'm so fucking hungry, boys. I just want to drink a 24-case of Yeungling and eat a trash bag full of Doritos.

But I'm so close to my cutting goal.

>>14305291
24A here

>>14305291
2
3
>coffee

>>14305265
Look at that monkfish go

>>14305260
straight from the tap

>>14305291
2-5-A

>>14305279
>liking american "cheese"
kill yourself mutt

>>14305291
Coffee is fucking disgusting.

>>14305252
Too much bun

>>14305291
44A

>>14305298
what type of shithole do you live in?

>>14305291
3, 4, A/B

>tfw got Popeyes today

>>14305291
2,4, B

>>14305288
Yes please thanks anon.

>>14305323
fuck you nigger

>this thread
Have sex

>>14305276
When you have that many people condensed in one place, you can't be picky as to what you eat.

>>14305298
>yes goyim pay more for your denutrified meat

>>14305322
not him but most americans actually hate """""american"""""" cheese

>>14305328
the chicken sandwich is legit. every time I go to popeyes I get two.

>>14305328
I would murder an old lady for some Popeye's biscuits and honey.

>>14305302
>>14305308
>>14305311
>>14305317
>>14305321
>>14305325
>drinking black coffee

>>14305302
2 - 3 - A
No other options matter

>>14305291
2, 3, fuck coffee

>>14305313
As someone who was holidaying in the US just before the virus lockdown kicked in, the one thing you notice about American food (and their goods in general) is just how big everything is. Not necessarily in a bad way (sure, theres a lot of ridiculous portion sizes and 'padding' with mass amounts of empty calorie shit), but just how 'prosperous' the country feels, for lack of a better phrase.

>This thread was moved to >>14305252

cringe janny

thanks mods

>>14305331
hot beverages are pretty shit in general

thanks for not deleting it I guess

Post your favorite burger

>>14305291
For me, it's 3,4, and F. Thank you.

>>14305291
>1
>6
>A

I feel like such a baby drinking these, but goddamn if they aren't tasty as fuck.

>>14305343

>>14305359
Anything homemade.

>>14305359
A home cooked hamburger is better than one at a fast food restaurant.

>>14305298
steaks are cuts away from the animals stomach meaning they can be eaten rare

>>14305343
WELCOME TO HEARTBURN CITY FOLKS

>>14305359
a thin hamburger without yellow goop and other meats. throw in some avocado and a big ass mushroom.

>>14305330
here you go

>>14305359
I fucking love the bacon king, I feel full for the rest of the day everytime I have one

>>14305382
you need to reset your gut flora, familius

>>14305384
Is that shit like this?
https://youtu.be/IlDC3KyVa1Q

>>14305291
2,3,A

>>14305255
I don't like this.
Chicken tendies are great because they're crispy, and you bite through that crispy exterior to get to the soft delicious chickn in the middle.

If you have donuts on the outside, its soft->hard->soft which totally ruins the texture.
plus the sugar of the donut is going to overpower the chicken.

They completely missed the point of chicken tendies, and I hate them.

>>14305398
HOLY SHIT, THANK YOU ANON

>>14305398
Here enjoy this masterpiece an anon made on /v/

>>14305291
3-4-A

>>14305291
2, with 3.
i don't know why anyone would drink coffee with a steak sandwich though.

>>14305313
You really gotta plan out your trip if that's your goal. A lot of places will have nice big calorie filled burgers, but they're not what you see online. Our average burger joint will completely shit on your views of burgers with how big and disgusting they are, but they're not even scratching the tip of the iceburg.

do be aware, as the other anon mentioned. american food is always excessive. if you order a small fries, expect enough to feed your entire family in europe.

>>14305291
3,3,F

>>14305436
Camera Man: What's your opinion on gay marriage?

Danny: I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tries to touch me, I'll-

>>14305471
Great, thanks.

>>14305253
fuck you

>>14305291
If you choose 5, 3, and F, people on here will hate you

>>14305252
Needs more bread desu senpai

>>14305349
I’ve made this beautiful dish, it was amazing #tasteful

>>14305257
looks like a dead frog

>>14305316
you're a faggot to be writing that while posting kaiji. what did they say? that those who promise themselves they'll change tomorrow don't actually have a tomorrow? you're cutting for today, so stay cutting. keep going.

>>14305254
As a sandwich, this is a mess. Served individually as chicken, slaw, a roll, and dip, this would be fine. Maybe a better roll, whatever that pink layer is, it's a cringy gimmick.

>>14305339

>>14305291
3
3
I dont drink dirty bean water

>>14305291
2,4,D

>>14305302
Can 24A be accepted in the ethnostate?

>>14305302
Yes.

>>14305291
5, 4, A

>>14305265
I should have just left those sea trolls alone.

>>14305252
I used to be a gamer but now I eat nothing but chicken breasts

>>14305359

>>14305302
You. I like you.

>>14305999
I'd say you're alright.

>>14306250
>beef
>cheese
>bbq sauce
>onion rings
>bacon
I used to get that shit all the time before they started that stupid McConaughey campaign and raised prices by like 40%
It's all the things I want on a burg

>>14305291
3,4,b

>>14305291
4,3,A. and i fucking hate coffee, i only ever drink it when i dont get enough sleep. the shit taste of black coffee helps in not becoming addicted to it.

>>14305265
cute girl but what the fuck is her problem? at least make sashimi out of that thing if nothing else.

i prefer hesburger as my gaymer fuel.

>>14305359
this one >>14306799

>>14305291
A research out there can correlate responses to this to party vote.

>>14305413
Have you ever tried that kit? Absolutely foul

>>14305339
I don't like it regardless, so if I have to stay awake I just assume drink it black to save calories vs something that's half milk. That's my reasoning.

>>14305335
I've never heard anyone say they like kraft "cheese", not sure how they stay in buisness, desu.

>>14305335
It's a given that they like it. Every American household has a large packet of it. If you want the true American experience, try any of their fruit drinks. Grape does not taste like grape. Orange does not taste like an orange. It's all artificial flavoured shite. Fruit juice does exist over there but you have to look hard for it and you have to look for the advertising that exclaims "100% fruit juice" in large font. There aren't many products that claim that..

>>14305260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQbGTL_nqBk

>>14307099
What in the absolute fuck are you talking about, lmfao? In what world is fruit juice "hard to find" here?

>>14307130
95% of the "fruit juice" sold in Amerilard land only contains 10 - 30% actual fruit juice. The rest are chemicals and artificial flavourings. Don't pretend like that isn't true.

>>14307136
Oh, and corn syrup. That is usually the second ingredient listed after water.

>>14307136
(citation needed)
I live in burgerland and literally the only grape and cranberry juice they sell at the Walmart here is 100% juice no sugar added, albeit the cranberry juice is like half apple juice because cranberry juice is bitter as fuck alone. Your acting like it's some dystopian hellscape over here where juice is completely replace by Kool-Aid or some shit.

>>14305264
Those are yeast donuts, not cake donuts. They’re 99% air

>>14305252
>gamer fuel
Obviously something that isn't greasy or messy like everything ITT that would make keyboard/mouse dirty as shit

>>14305339
Red Forman would drink black coffee ,fag

>>14305291
5, 3, A. The patrician man's choice.

The true gamer fuel is fresh berries and birch water. Anything else and you playing yourself instead of the game.

>>14305260
>filter
ewww

>>14308466
>overloading yourself with sugar

Might as well eat a candy bar you fat fuck

>>14305291
34A

>>14305291
2,4,B

>>14305265
Is that muscle contraction just from "hot water makes the muscle fibers contract even though it's dead" or is the fish still a little bit alive

>>14305999
If not we'll establish a parallel 24A ethnostate brvther

>>14308466
The true gamer fuel is black coffee enjoyed in the 4 hours after waking up

>>14308568
It's definitely dead, it wouldn't move like that if it was alive.

>>14305255

>>14305252
Burgerception

>>14305436
Any more of those images?

>>14305281
This but it's got adderall mixed in

>>14305291
1,2-4,A
Y'all niggas need to appreciate your meat

>>14305276
That's some seriously fresh monkfish right there. Some of best fish and BBQ that shit yesterday. But I guess inbred dumb racist spergs wouldn't know.

purely chaothicc

>>14308688
Shut the fuck up mutt

>>14305291
3, 4, B

>>14305291
33A

>>14305260
fucking based

>>14305291
3
2
A

>>14305252

>>14305262
DU HAST MICH

>>14305340
My man!

>>14309290
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

>>14309066

>>14309387
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT

>>14305259
Shut the fuck up you pedophile.

>>14305291
5
5
F

>>14307180
This isn't true btw

>>14305271
would probably taste really good for the first couple bites then just taste too salty and greasy

>>14305291
23A

>>14305504
>vlcsnap-2019-10-26-20h07m37s583.png
anon are you just watching BK commercials that you downloaded?

>>14309066
My God. It's full of carbs.

>>14305359
It's better without the mayo as the Bacon Double Cheese XL

>>14305302
Based anon

>>14305320
dangerously based

>>14305291
1, 3, F sue me

>>14305276
monkfish is godly.
Why do you think it's the best fish to eat in runescape?

>>14305252

>>14305291
6, 2.5, A.
Steak should have a red stripe down the middle, no pink, and be absolutely carbonized on the outside.
>toast should be toast-color not brown
4 sugars

>>14306402
I remember back when they were something like 2 for $4. man good times,

>>14311032
gringos think they're being sophisticated by eating raw steak lol

For a regular night
>diet coke with tomato basil triscuits
Occasional beer with gayming
>german beer (weihenstephaner hefe weizen or Czech Praga Ale
>everything flavor [pretzel crisps

>>14305254
MORE CONTRAST!

>>14305343
looks like a chore to eat.

>>14305291
4, 4, A.

disgusting fat faggots. You don't need to eat while playing your little incel games.

>>14305291
22A

>>14306799
Hese is based af

>>14305291
2 3 E

>>14305317
based taste

>>14305291
34A

What are some low carb gaymer fuel?

>>14308539
>sugar is bad meme
How's that keto going for you fatfag

>>14305298
>this is what flyovers unironically believe

>>14305291
2, 4, D

>>14312120
Jerky?

>>14305291
5, 4, f

>>14305254
Was this photoshopped for some reason?

>>14305291
2, 2, A

>>14305291
Ehat about my 25A?

>>14306799
>>14311922
My fennoswede fag friend has a affinity for the single euro vegan burgers. Apparently they're good, but I've yet to taste.

>>14305291
2, 3, dont drink that shit

Pic related.

>>14305281
do they really sell it in this sex gel tube?

>>14305260
>tap water goblin :D

>>14305320
my man

>>14309066
Yo dawg.

>>14305291
2
4
C

>>14305291
5, 3, D

>>14305291

3, 4, B

>>14305265
imagine getting such a botched jawbone surgery holy fuck

>>14305349
felt my teeth retract back into my skull

>>14305317
Was searching for this answer. This anon has taste buds. Have a you

>>14312212
>sugar is bad meme
people really just write whatever the fuck they want without thinking huh

>>14308511
what's ew about a filter

>>14305334
>antisemitism for no reason

>>14305291
3
4
don't drink coffee

>>14305324
DUBLIN
U
B
L
I
N

>>14313963
What’s your favorite bottled anon? It’s fiji for me

>>14316815
Turkey and cranberry sauce *drools*

>>14305291
44e

empanadas/pasties/any other kind of hand pie is perfect for gaming

>>14309066
INFINITE BURG WORKS

>>14305254

That's literally the Nasty Patty from Spongebob

>>14305255

I tried that sandwhich, it's unironically good but way too messy

>>14305316

You can have a cheat day/meal you know right? Ive been doing a diet, my week is done so im gonna eat some Burger King today and some good ice cream

>>14305321

fuck off you stupid nigger neet retard person that stays on a computer all day. fucking kill yourself

>>14305359

Nathans Super Cheeseburger

However, recently they decided to update it but changing the beef into some angus shit and it frankly doesnt tatse as good, i hope they go back

Here's my usual orders for when im really hungry, and depending on which store i choose

>Mcdonalds
2 Big Macs
2 Large Fries
2 Egg Mcmuffins
1 Large Coke

>Burger KIng
1 Whopper
1 Impossible Whopper
1 Big King XL
2 orders of the random sides they have, this time seems to be japanese cheese bites
1 Large coke
1 Hershey Pie

>Taco Bell
2 Crunch Wrap Supremes
3 Chicken Soft shell Tacos
1 Large Mountain Dew Baja Blast
1 chicken Burrito

>5 Guys
2 Double Cheese Burgers, lettuce tomato pickles raw onions, mayo and ketchup
1 Grilled Cheese
2 Large Fries
1 Large coke

They tend to shift around but this is what currently remember from the last time i ate there

>>14317962
post bloodsugar levels

>>14317995

Im still alive and im not obese, so im good. But in all seriousness, i do this once a week, the rest of the week im stuck in a OMAD diet and run in the treadmill every day

>>14305254
God I fucking hate Instagram. Foodie culture is such a damn shame

>>14305291
2
4
>drinking coffee

>>14305252
>cocaine/amphetamine
>3 bottles of wine
>valium

DOOM Eternal is still kicking my ass.

Sniff and tear, until it's done.

>>14305359
For me it’s the Crackerjack

>beef patty
>cheese
>nacho crumbs
>bacon
>light drizzling of maple

>>14317962
How much do you weigh?

>>14318060
>light drizzling of maple
>running off the burger, off the table, and onto the flour in a steady stream in two spots

>>14318079

250

>>14315653
>doesn't get the joke

>Not a single fucking gamer ITT
Educate yourselves. Please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ExuxDEXWgQ

>>14305291
never done one of these but it gets posted a lot.
>3
>4
>C

>>14305291
3, 4, A
Fuck you

>>14306799
Maikkari on kapilastisikojen juoni
Rolls > Hesa > ABC > Scan > Paskaa lautasella > kaikki muu

>>14305302
Absolutely based

>>14317917
lol fatty

>>14308697
dilate europoor

>>14305264
Ask your mom

pretty sure i found this in a munchies thread on 420chan

>>14318624
Dank meme.

>>14321512
These are older than you zoomy

>>14321512
>if this phallic item doesn't arouse you you're gay
They've been tricking us into being queer for so long.

>>14305291
2
2.5
F

>>14305264
>europeans

>>14305302
Holy fuck how based. Also me.

>>14305291
3.5
1 - 2
A - F, I'll just gulp it down and go on with my day anyway

>>14305291
4-5-D

>>14305291
51f

>>14305291
2, 3, B (I drink tea though so only a little bit of milk)

>>14305274
>why would you put chicken on top and down under your burger?
Because bread is bad

>>14305359
Unironically a McChicken sandwich

>>14305254
I too like black with hot pink.

>>14308697

>>14305343

>>14305291
1
>eating gluten
>drinking coffee

>>14307308
You should be killed for liking steak well done. Might as well be eating leather.

>>14324861
>being such a soyboy that you're emotionally triggered by the food preferences of others

>>14313014
Yeah, it's pretty girthy too

>>14324797
what
why

>>14324890
Soyboy? Humans are supposed to eat their meat raw. Have you ever had steak tartare?

>>14305291
33C

>>14305291
65d

>>14324937

>>14305291
2 3 A

>>14317962
>2 large fries at five guys
thats literally a whole bag of fries
shit bait

>>14321512
#kys

>>14305274
>whats surf and turf

>>14306252
the good ole sploogeburger

>>14324974
Raw meat isn't really an anglo thing, and anglo cuisine forms the core of american cuisine and as such raw meat ain't common in the anglosphere.

>>14305265
lol chingchongs even know its shit and gotta burry it in tons of seasoning, essentially making it a transport medium fir the flavoring.

>>14305436
BOB SAGET

>>14305302

>>14305255
Makes me want to puke just looking at it. Jesus Christ.

>>14321900
you must have good practice stuffing large things with sucking bbc daily

>>14305265
is the fishee ok?

>>14305291
44A

You’re not a true American if you never had a Funnel Cake Burger at the country fair.

>>14327890
That’s looks so good what is wrong with me

>>14305291
1,4,a