/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14293166
Looks kind of like he was born with a vagina.

>>14293166
Didn’t know Bam Margera got into the cooking scene

I generally don't but
>tattoos
>fat
>reddit
yikes

>>14293166
I was gonna get his book but i guess i forgot. Thanks for the reminder OP

>>14293193
t. that fat guy in the OP

>>14293166
He's a genius of comedic timing. I could see much much much more of him.

i like him he's comfy

I dont, but he looks like a low iq retard who got tattoos because hes a retard with a retard personality

>>14293166
He's a loud, fat, and annoying fucker. Every one of his videos he just screams and yells in a shitty attempt to be funny. I lost all faith in him after he tried to fry larb with wet meat and it splattered all over the kitchen.

Plus I also hate fat people. And Canadians.

>>14293166
that many tattoos make me sick...guy must have some serious issues to want to cover his entire body in ink. Cant watch him.

>>14293166
His personality is like someone's hooved older sister

>>14293166
his entire schtick is being obnoxious. I can't imagine living my life so ironically that I run out of room on my skin for tattoos and have to stop at my face because I'm a pussy

he looks like something went wrong, like a glitch in the matrix

>>14293166
he's an annoying failure and he knows it. nobody with an ounce of self respect would voluntarily look and dress like this. he's internally begging for someone to kill him and end his pain.

>>14293166
I like his style but I hate his voice.

I want to fuck that assistant chick of his.

>>14293440
pics?

>>14293440
She's very hot in a non conventional way

>>14293166
loud and annoying for youtube but would probably be chill afk

The first videos he was in were alright. But after. While he decided to become a flamboyant sounding fuck for no reason. Can't stand it.

I find him slightly annoying.

I'll go against the hate circle jerk and say I think he's a pretty cool guy and his food looks delicious albeit unhealthy as fuck (that one burger that's like 75% mayonnaise).

Sure I agree his voice probably isn't for everyone but it doesn't bother me and his style of humor makes me laugh. Also, I love old school tattoo style he's got and especially so when people fully commit to it like he did and think he wears it well.

I recall reading he had a heart attack some years ago. I honestly am shocked that he continues to promote and eat "junk" food. I fear for his health. I'm by no means a health nut -- my diet is probably more than half junk. I just wish he'd tone it down a bit.

>>14293796
His heart attack happened in conjunction with a generally unhealthy lifestyle coupled with serious cocaine and alcohol abuse. If you indulge in these activities while simultaneously being 500lb it will seldom end well for your i.e. see James Gandfolfini.

He can’t cook and he has no personality other than slapping fat on a plate and being loud.

>>14293166
>HEY IM COVERED IN TATS
>HEY IM SO FUCKIN EDGY
>WHAT THIS I COOK TOO???
>YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>IM A LIL ON THE WILD SIDE CHECK OUT MY HAT AND CAMPY SHIRT!!!!

fucking yawn, imagine thinking any of this made you unique in any way. only reddit watches this jogger

Really liked him in “Keep in Canada” as I think he’s a refreshing change from most other drugged-out Munchies hosts.

His early solo recipes in that little apartment are more authentic to BOH banx and I like them well enough, how newer videos and his show fucking blow because he has nowhere to put all of his energy put towards the camera and as others have mentioned it’s “BLA BLA BLA LOOK AT ME IM SILLY” full on clown mode

he's got some genuine joie de vivre and is in recovery from a pretty serious cocaine and alcohol dependence which as an alcohol myself I find respectable. He seems like a family man and his wife is p qt. His show makes me laugh even if I think some of his opinions are pretty silly - he often badmouths sports and it's pretty obvious it's just because he wasn't good at them as a kid, 6/10 lad

>>14293166
his shirt says yeah baby yeah but his face says kill me pls

>>14293854
of course he has a personality, you can't have that many tattoos and not have a personality lol

He was great when he was on munchies and was cooking out of that small apartment. Also has some funny videos with Benny and lil Dicky. And his newest cooking show was awesome, think they filmed at his house in fort Erie. But his podcasts are hot garbage

>>14294948
would you munch his sweaty fat people's anus?

>>14294963
I'M MATTY MATHESON AND TODAY I'M TAKING A PHAT SHIT ON ANONS CHEST

>>14293166

still can't believe he admitted to fucking an iguana

>>14293166
The only time he amused me was when be went noodling for catfish with Brad Leone.

>>14295180
that was sad, because he was a complete pussy the whole time and he was getting bullied for being fat and a wimp

He seems annoying but since I'm not an autistic contrarian retard I don't have a strong opinion on him since I'm not going to subject myself to something I don't like.

>>14293331
He's a success though. He's a rich, famous celebrity chef. He's won at life.

Why do you even ask. You are on 4chan. People like matty matheson, ergo 4chan wont like him. Thats how it works here, we are all just contrarians.

>>14293166
Bam?

>>14295114
Wut

>>14293166
At what point in life do you say I look like an abomination, I may as well get even more terrible tattoos.

>>14295216
As he should be

>>14293166
gross

>>14293166
I've never made it to the end of one of his videos without a migraine.

>>14295526
>money
>fame
how vacuous is your life ?

>>14293833
Oh no, Gandolf died?

>>14297151
He came back as the many-coloured and kicked Saruman's arse.

bam from jackass is a chef now?

>>14293168
fpbp

>>14293166
The most feminine lesbian I’ve ever seen.

>>14293166
He is the man for the times

>>14297151
Back in 2013

>>14293166
I like him.

>>14293166
hes funny the first time
but he is a bit too full on for me, i dont mind hooting and screaming, but just chill man, do it occasionally

and holy shit why does /ck/ despise tattoos so much, i dont have any and i only plan on getting maybe 2. but its amazing seeing people rage at the sight of ink

clearly an ex addict whose personality is built on the line. somehow he gets famous, starts having to stop doing drugs as much to keep the gravy coming. he's now miserable because he's away from the grind of working, but has become fat and comfortable on his internet money so he's stuck, forever.

he should just shoot up and work a sautee station again, it would make him happier

>>14297472
>its amazing seeing people rage at the sight of ink
The virgins are loud, yo

Guy Fieri if he smoked meth

>>14297477
>become fat
he's been fat for like 20 years

>>14297544
fat metaphorically

>>14297555
ah I see now, yes

>>14293166
Love the idea, can’t stand the voice