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My hot sauce collection

>> No.14280100

Why can't I afford to buy a house the millennial retard asks

>> No.14280101
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>>14280055

>> No.14280138

>>14280055
>inb4 a bunch of shitty forced soijacks

>> No.14280154

>>14280055
>no Texas Pete Hotter Hot
>no Dave’s insanity
>no Tapatio

Pleb

>> No.14280160

>>14280055
I like Dirty Dicks, Vark, and Gringo Bandito.

>> No.14280168
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>>14280055
Fucking rookie shit senpai. Try something you actually have to shop around for besides your local Kroger. of which I have seen ALL of these brands at, maybe except for one.

Like, some Marie Sharp's Belizean Heat™. Shit's fucking cash famalamadingdong.

>> No.14280192

>>14280168
>Marie Sharp's Belizean Heat™

Just picked up a fresh bottle yesterday at Kroger.

>> No.14281814

>>14280192
Nobody cares.

>> No.14281817
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>> No.14281929

I only have a bottle of Texas Pete

>> No.14282066

>>14281929
shut up

>> No.14282886

>>14280055
Never seen a real female vagina in person I see.

>> No.14282892

>>14282886
not sure whyd you assume that.

>> No.14284519

>>14281929
>Texas Pete
I like tp

>> No.14284535

What’s the point of having hot sauce made with peppers hotter than habanero/scotch bonnet? You can’t taste any flavor past that, just stupid amounts of heat and it will give you vinegary shits.

>> No.14284539

>>14280100
>If only I didn't buy my incredibly cheap hot sauce collection, maybe I could afford that $450k 2 bedroom house!

>> No.14284591

>>14282886
OP Here yes that's true I never have seen one it's weird you could figure that out. How did you know?

>> No.14284598

>>14284539
Your bragging about buy stuff from the $ store, lmao peak millennial adulting

>> No.14284690
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>not just making your own hot sauce

>> No.14284747

>>14281929
Louisiana hot sauce is the patrician daily sauce

>> No.14284796

>>14284690
thats salsa brooo! and you forgot the cilantro and limes (not to be roasted in oven)

>> No.14284803

>>14284690
and no tomatillo? shame!

>> No.14284825

>>14284796
salsa is sauce

>> No.14284839

>>14284690
bro cut ur stems off tf?

>> No.14284841

>>14280101
He's cute.

>> No.14284917

>>14284690
>carrots
Why?

>> No.14284924

>>14284917
Sweetness

>> No.14284936

>>14280168
hate your image but that sauce really is the shit

>> No.14284959
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>>14280055
I too collect hot sauces. When I moved I lost the bottles of Dave's Gourmet and some of the Hot Ones sauces which is unfortunate. What's your favorite so far?

>> No.14285449
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>>14284796
this is my salsa

>> No.14285454

>>14284917
Carrots are good

>> No.14286419

>>14285449
do you bother to peel the skins or de-seed?

i do not want to do that

>> No.14286423

>>14280055
What's the tastiest sauce bro?

>> No.14287302

>>14284959
that tropical pepper co ghost sauce is amazing, very spicy but it's got a nice flavor behind it

>> No.14287432

Liked the Trader Joes Jalapeno Hot Sauce, but really getting tired of it, I would like something a bit more spicier but something that doesn't taste like shit. Would be regularly putting it on pastas and pizzas. Any recommendations?

>> No.14287445

another 'varkbro????? on MY /CK/? thats hella epic, brochacho!

>> No.14287452

>>14280055
Now, I would like to see the expiration date of each bottle and the spreadsheet you use to track the freshness.
>>14284959
At least this faggot washes out the bottles after the shit goes rancid.

>> No.14287456

>>14284535
I would add a couple drops of extract sauces to the egg when I was making chicken fried steak, they're also interesting in soups or other applications like this where dilution and/or cooking would wipe out a conventional sauce's more subtle flavor or require excessive amounts. These legitimate uses as well as "bro I dare you to eat this" make it worth having at least one bottle of multiple hundred thousand plus scoville sauce

>> No.14287479
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Yes I have a sauce collection and I am bald. How could you tell?

>> No.14287487

>>14287479
by your lack of hair?

>> No.14287490

>>14280055
based

>> No.14287512
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>>14287479

>> No.14287528

>>14280101
female soyface
interesting

>> No.14287544
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>>14287528
She's not exposing her entire mouth cavity, so it's not soyface

>> No.14288579

>>14286419
nope also too lazy

>> No.14289082
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>>14280055
RATE MY SAUCEYS BOSSYS

>> No.14289087

>>14284690
post results faggot asshole

>> No.14289120

>>14284598
omg god hes poor lol
no wonder hes poor cause hes poor am i right fellow boomer republicans

>> No.14289188

>>14289120
>spending all your money on chinese chemicals to flavor your taco bells makes you rich


Ok millennial

>> No.14289457

>>14289448
Please dont that looks like newborn shit and probably is

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>>14289087 #
salsa left, hobenero sauce right
I need to make a new batch, but have to go get habeneros first. Maybe I will start a thread when I make it.

>> No.14289466

>>14289459
>>14289457

>> No.14289471

>>14287544
All of them have yellow teeth. Why?

>> No.14289476

>>14289471
Tooth brushes are too high tech for them?

>> No.14289479

>>14289471
Typical millennial doesn't even know his colors but has 135 bottles of flavoring for avocado toast that he swears are all unique just l Patrick keep his personality

>> No.14289483

>>14289479
That's left coasie fag shit and you know it.

>> No.14289489
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>>14280055
Step aside for the phalanx of El Yucateco

>> No.14289500

>>14289457
well the salsa is for my girlfriend, she likes it all blended up for some reason.

>> No.14290674

>>14289082
left is ass

>> No.14290692

>>14280100
Jesus can you stay out of threads already you insufferable twat?

>> No.14290769
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>>14289489
Wow, seven varieties of neon crap and it still can’t hold a candle to real mexican hot sauce

>> No.14290783

>>14289489

The prices for these are all over the place. Target sells them for $1.89, everywhere else seems to be $4 or more.

>> No.14290852

Post hot sauce recipes I have 2lbs of habaneros i have no idea what to do with

>> No.14290909

>>14289489
The black label reserve ruined the food I put it on. I threw that shit out.

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>>14290852
just roast your shit, boil it with whatever else ingredients and then blend to disired consistency

>> No.14291040

>>14280055
Where's Bajan tyga

>> No.14291315

>>14289489
Is this really worth it (the middle one)? I keep hearing good things about it

>> No.14291364

>>14280100
all the sauces are like 100 bucks max, i dont see any houses below 100k

>> No.14291816

>>14290769
nice 69 get.

If you notice on the label (or had a bottle in the past three or so years) you'd notice they stopped with the neon coloring. Black label Valentina is great, though.

>>14290909
I'm not sure what that one's appeal is, it's... not that good of a flavor.

>> No.14292819

No dave's insanity or ghost pepper? Why even collect hot sauce?

>> No.14294413

Doesnt it go stale before you eat it all?

>> No.14294571

>>14287544
pew ain't a soy

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>>14294571
>and then he said pew ain't a soy

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>>14290769
Yucateco is a great sauce. Tapatío is better than Valentina anyway. Valentina is too sweet.

How is there no Dave's? Is it a West Coast thing? Is it too pleb? I don't use it for a lot, but it's great to add some flavor to boring foods.

>> No.14295158

>>14280192
Man... Marie sharps green habanero sauce and the hot habanero is fucking amazing.

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>>14295158
>Man... Marie sharps green habanero sauce and the hot habanero is fucking amazing

>> No.14295456

>>14291364
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/810-Saint-James-St-Marysville-MI-48040/77896709_zpid/?utm_medium=referral

Took like 30 seconds.

>> No.14295474

>>14294857
A few stores in NY have that for sale, it's sure not common though. It takes less time to just mail order it than to find a place that has it in stock.

>> No.14295490

>>14294857
dave's is hot af. one drop in a can of chili is intense and I have a high tolerance. i still do 2 drops and I tear up.

>> No.14295499

>>14281817
>>/b/
faggot

>> No.14295667

>>14280100
I have a 400k condo in bay area. Bourn 84. I also have a massive hot sauce collection. Even Nandos in ops pic desu.