/ck/ - Food & Cooking

haha two fell out

>>14277034
I can fit three of them in my ass if I stretch it out first

>>14277034
GOAT fries

>>14277035
based.

>>14277034
worthless food items. get a burger and a diet soda or water if you want to preserve some idea of trying to take care of your body, assuming you just have to eat fast food for some reason

>>14277035
lol

the oil is the main ingredient

>>14277034
absolutely disgusting. These """""fries""""" taste like cardboard

Most overrated fast food fries

>>14277034
>Discuss.

They're yummy and no other fast food place seems to really compete, but my mom told me they used to be even better when they were made with lard and beef tallow and am disappointed that I'm missing out.

>>14277035
Those were already on the table.

>>14277144
I prefer the salt.
>>14277157
Nah. They're pretty good when fresh.

>>14277034
>too salty
>over cooked
>soggy
>cold
Only McDonalds fries can be all of the above at the same time

>>14277034
They may not be the best fries in the fast food world, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t say they don’t pair well with a nice fountain Coca Cola and a mackdombles dabakerta pandas wibcheengs

>>14277034
Genuinely tasty when dining in. Cold, soggy and miserable when taken away.

>>14277034
BK's THICC fries and MOSBurger's fries are butter.

>>14277035
fpbp

>take a sip of coke to lube your throat
> eat all the fries. If it's a large you may take an other sip mid way to keep things smooth
>when fries are finished rinse mouth with coke
>proceed to burger. Once picked up do not put it back down.
> finish your drink and leave.
THIS is the correct way to eat fast food. If you disagree know that you are objectively wrong and likely in need of therapy

One time my friends and I ordered 5 large fries from the drivethru. They made us park and wait lol.
>>14277227
never been to Wendies, I see

>>14277034
I agree

>>14277035
This but unironically

>>14277405
I've never hand soggy overcooked wendy's fries, but it's what I get half the time from mcd

>>14277223
do you know that for a fact or are you assuming?

>>14277034
Peel, cut, cook your own fucking potatoes you lazy fat fucks.
>but anon i'm craving potato products i could easily make my self but would rather literally drive there on my fat ass to get them.

None of you cunts can really cook.

>>14277034
Burger King chips > McDonalds chips

>>14277221
>they used to be even better when they were made with lard and beef tallow
You can blame the vegans for that

All the major chain fries are Fucking terrible. Every shitty diner here got better ones.

>>14277370
>Once picked up do not put it back down
Why?

>>14277565
Frying them multiple times in oil is huge pain in the ass.

>>14277788
>fry 5 minutes
>raise heat
>fry two minutes

Wow so hard and difficult

>>14277826
What do you do with the oil afterwards. It stinks up the house as well.

>>14277836
Filter it and use it again, or dispose of it.
Open a window.

>>14277858
Still too much trouble. Cheaper and easier just to buy them.

>>14277915
>opening a window is trouble
Then how do you justify getting into your car and driving to a mcdonalds? That's exponentially more effort.

>>14277921
It really is not.

>>14277923
You're delusional.

>>14277921
Driving is more effort than opening a window, but doing the fries yourself is even more effort than just taking a drive.

>>14277034
I don't eat fast food, because I'm not a fat manchild or an American

>>14277939
Maybe if you don't have any traffic at all.

>>14277945
I can get to maccies, order and get back in roughly 10 mins. Not now obviously, but if america is anything like here, you should be able to find one close to you. That is a hell of a lot less hassle than sorting your own.

>>14277034
After about the mid 90s McDees is garbage.

I'd pay a premium for fries cooked in beef lard and cheeseburgers fresh of the grill.

>>14277034
Most inconsitent item on McDick's menu.

>>14278289
you can order anything on the menu fresh

>>14277034
McDonalds fries have some chemical in them that promotes hair growth in men. Can’t remember what it’s called it starts with a K

>>14277034
I just went to McDonald's for lunch and had
>2 large fries, dumped into bag and one salt packet added
>6 piece bugs with bbq and ranch
>filet o fish sandwich with extra tartar sauce
>large unsweetened iced tea
Ordered with the app. Easier to customize, curbside pickup, don't even have to fuck with the drive thru.

The fries were the slightly undercooked soggy type that I like

>>14279105
*nugs

Also, fuck McDonald's for changing their salt. They used to have this type which has the finer grain salt. Now they have just regular ass salt

>>14279133
post waist size

>>14277034
thread moved to
https://www.reddit.com/r/fastfood/

>>14279339
42"

>>14277035
put me in the screen cap

>>14277569
Agreed except for the chips bit.

>>14277569
Agreed. In high school, I always went to BK for fries on the way home. So much crispier

>>14277034
Why are you posting this here? Who is paying you to post this here?

>>14279133
You're probably looking for pickling salt. It's super fine grain, so it can dissolve into pickle brines easily.

>>14277034
not nearly as good as they were in the 90's

>>14282054
I was around in the 90s. You're lying. They taste the exact same. McDonald's never deviates from its chemical formula.

>>14282065
They inject their fries with "fry flavor" by the way. Which is what makes them unique from any other chain or even any other restaurant. How do you think they maintain their dominance over the restaurant market? If they made any old fry, like any other place, that WASN'T tampered with, they couldn't stay afloat. And they CERTAINLY couldn't dominate as they do. It's all science that no one else can afford. And you are eating that science.

>>14282065
naw the new QP is dank

>>14282075
You are right. McD never deviates, unless it's to make their patties taste like actual meat, which it did not in the 90s.

>>14282071
based science

>>14282071
>I don't want to fly in an airplane that was made with SCIENCE! Give me a good honest airplane designed by the common man, not some faggy scientist.

People who think McDonald's fries are the best are people who have only ever been to McDonald's and maybe Wendy's.

>>14283269
People that eat fast food are subhuman

>>14277569
BK fries are AWFUL. Probably worst I've had in any restaurant, fast food or otherwise

>>14283279
People who avoid fast food like the plague are the "socially inept homeschooled kids" of adults

>>14283394
>Just poison yourself and be social dude all the cool kids do it

>>14278289
The McChicken circa 1994 was amazeballs.

>>14277569
Fuck off, Nigel.

>>14277034
Way too much salt and oil from the ones I had in america. There's a perfect amount of everything at the ones here in the UK

>>14283970
>Chips are NOT french fries
>Crisps are NOT chips

>>14282065
they changed the oil they cooked them with in the 90's

>>14278869
no you cant. all their meat sits in a bane maree now days and theyre cooked in teflon coated clamshell grills.

>>14277569
They used to be great when I was a kid but not anymore.

>>14277034
just taking one

>The fast food giant that once fried its potatoes in beef tallow will start cooking french fries, chicken nuggets and fish fillets in a new kind of soy- corn oil with less trans fat and more polyunsaturated fat, the world's biggest food-service company announced Tuesday.

They changed their cooking oil back in 2002 and they haven't been as good since.
>soy oil
kek

>>14277035
based hahaposter

>>14287354
lmao

>>14277164
They were legit great back in the day but they're a shadow of their former self. Kinda like when mcnuggets went to all-white meat when they used to have dark meat mixed in.

>>14287412
amazing that cooking them in soy/corn oil instead of beef fat changed how they tasted
>99% of fat retards couldn't tell the difference!

>>14277035
kek

>>14277034
Had them two days ago.
Weren't good.

>>14287418
What did you expect for a dollar?

>>14277370
This is a terrible way to eat fast-food. You should always have a condiment with the fries, and frequently sip after 2-3 bites

>>14277034
I like them

going to mcdicks in an hour what is the best sandwich dollar for dollar there?

>>14277034
I think burger king fries are better

Only Chads can understand the true fry overlord

I just had fries with salt and vinegar. it was surprisingly very good. why isn't this more widespread?

>>14289175
Not enough fat and sugar.

>>14289175
Malt vinegar is standard in the UK

>>14277036
Only 3?

>>14277034
God I want these so bad now

Godly when fresh out of the oil, but awful when cold

I like 'em. Some call 'em weird and soggy salt worms, but I can really enjoy them from time to time. I don't order them often, like once every two months, but I prefer those french fries over any other cut and any other chain.

>>14285865
Go ahead buddy, you deserve a lil snack

>>14277034
I had some Popeye's fries today and while they were very good, McDonald's fries are the golden standard

>>14277034
i can make better potato with the ddiscarded skins from a restaurant

>>14288911

They give you way too little.

>>14277034
Overrated and isa ctually trash. Hashbrowns > fries

But why can't I stop eating them?

>>14277035
haha CLEAN UP IN AISLE 1!!

>>14277034
>Americans dont get the based tasmanian potatoes
too bad so sad

>>14279133
>SALT
>Contains: Salt

>>14277034
tastes like shit give me pic related back

>>14277035
>t.

>>14277221
they were
im sorry for your lots

>>14277035
Damnit anon! I didn't come here to genuinely laugh lol

>>14291811
why WHY DID THEY TAKE MY POTATO LOGS AWAY

>>14277035
based

>>14283361
Sounds like a UK poster so they could have better BK fries