/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A knuckle sandwich.

German chocolate cake

>>14272001
Prime rib steak

A better son

>>14272001
cockmeat sandwich

Nothing. You are grown up. Cook your son a ribeye and/or send nudes of daughter.

>>14272001
borger

>>14272001
Nothing, just suck his dick he'll be much happier

>>14272005
He said father's day not mother's day. Men don't eat sugar and desserts, only women and children

>>14272007
Got em

>>14272001
Why would you want to cook your dad?
Did he molest you or something?

Your dad thinks you're a disappointment.

>>14272076
>Men don't eat sugar and desserts
> just suck his dick

Take your dad out for a nice meal instead of subjecting him to your shit cooking, anon. Or can you not afford it?

>>14272020
what the fuck
people love their parents even after they grow up, you know

spotted dick

>>14272002
Based

>>14272005
Disappointment of a son

>>14272006
The only acceptable choice

Meat and taters.

Men are simple creatures. If you want to spoil him, go snag a thick tomahawk steak and grill it and let him eat the entire thing like a caveman. Pop open his favorite beer and call it good.

>>14272007

>>14272925
I haven't spoken to my daughters in years do they still love me?

>>14272952
that's really sad. :(
Why don't they talk to you anymore? Did you do something horrible? Were you an abusive shit parent?

>>14272335
>Take your dad out for a nice meal instead of subjecting him to your shit cooking, anon. Or can you not afford it?
Nothing says love like giving your family deadly covid for being too lazy to cook.

>>14272001
>What should I cook my dad for fathers day?
I'm debating the same thing. I think I need to do a Costco run for some nice steaks or a roast to grill.

>>14272958
Got divorce raped, we got along great before that

>>14272952
F

>>14272001
grilled keilbasa, baked potatoes, roasted bell peppers, served with a nice cold beer or ice tea if he doesn't drink

>>14272952
>years
Jesus Christ. I can understand weeks or even a few months but don’t you at least call on birthdays or christmas?

>>14272985
Ah. As a kid who watched their parents divorce, I'll encourage you to KEEP TRYING to contact them. Call them, if you can. Email. Physical letters. Video chat. Whatever. If you are paying child support, then legally you have a right to see your kids. She cannot keep them from you. (Provided you don't have a criminal record.)

When they get old enough, they're going to start asking questions. They're going to get curious and look you up one day. (Especially if they want to be included in your will.) This is what I did with my father, and it turned out that my mother lied about pretty much everything and she gas-lit me. He's now my favorite parent and our relationship is solid.

Stand up for yourself, my dude. Don't let this bitch win. You being beat down is exactly what she wants. Take your power back, reconnect with your girls and become your ex's worst nightmare - the favorite parent.

>>14272001
Make him some chilli with your cum with a little bit of shit mixed in.

>>14272952
That's because you were a bad father. You really should kill yourself, the only redeemable act now is to go ahead and let them collect that inheritance. Oh NVM, you're a broke loser.

>>14273145
Angsty zoomer detected

>>14272001
I'll probably make this
https://tastykitchen.com/recipes/condiments/b-k-spanish-hotdog-sauce-copycat/
It was my Dad's favorite and he was always trying to replicate the recipe. Lots of good times with him at the drive in root beer stand slamming spanish dogs and chugging root beer.
Sadly he passed away before he could ever discover the recipe, and I happened to find it online years later.

my father is dead, and ironically fathers day usually falls around my birthday, sometimes on it

>>14273040
Based. Good advice.

OP here, why the fuck are the replies so goddamn edgy? Vent your anger elsewhere.
>>14272946
Good idea, i'll have to see if the butcher is open tomorrow. If not Tomahawk, what else would you recommend?

>>14272001
Steak bro, a nice New York strip with a baked potato and a cold beer. The orthodox view is to pair a really dark beer like a stout with red meat, but I think a more crisp or lighter beer provides a better contrast. If you do wine, can never go wrong with Pinot Noir

>>14273162
At least I'm not a boomer that failed completely in life. How do you feel knowing your wife and daughters are fucking dozens of dudes a week to cope with the shit you put them through?

>>14273195
>OP here, why the fuck are the replies so goddamn edgy?
What do you expect on a board dedicated to cooking where most posters can't even cook?

>>14273195
I literally just called my dad's local grocer and they didn't have tomahawks, but he said the father's day special is TBones. About $12 for a two pack. I say call your local store and talk to the meat department and find out what their specials are and load up. Hell, get enough to have leftovers for a banging good lunch the next day if you can afford it.

>>14273208
Don't look at grocery stores, look at butcher shops.

>>14272952
they most likely do, but you'll never know until you ask them
>>14273199
i saw this somewhere, young people think they have time and their "real" life hasn't begun yet

>>14273199
look at all this projecting. daddy issues.

>>14272952
highly unlikely
they also have myriad of psychological issues because of your absence
*hits pipe*

>>14273244
I normally would, but he lives in the sticks of wisconsin. His town has one little grocery store and one little gas station and that's it. Not even big enough of a town to have a restaurant. The closest town is 45 minutes down the road. He's gonna have to get a TBone this year.

>>14273199
Holy shit you’re a fag, anon may have fucked up but you have no clue about the details. It’s very easy for a wife to ruin your life by the way. My condolences for your issues that you are projecting onto him though

>>14273267
Take your meds schizo.

>>14273275
Then just get one from your local butcher or find one that's close to his town on the way there. How difficult can this be? If you can't afford them just say so.

>>14272952
From someone who currently has an estranged father who seemingly refuses to acknowledge my existence anymore, there's a good 40/60 chance they'll either hate or love you. Just depends on how much you'd actually make an effort to love them and be there for your daughters in the future.
I tried my hardest to love my dad, but it seems it's been a waste for the 21 years I've been alive on this Earth. Daddy issues suck lmao

>>14272007
kek

op, i'm pretty sure your dad will be happy with whatever you will cook for him.
since it's grilling season, maybe try some burgers or bbq. also J. Kenji Lopez-Alt is posting lots of grilling videos right now
otherwise, if you don't have a grill, you can make a big dinner, or maybe even a thanksgiving-scale one. meat will be good, but don't forget that there's also stuff like salads and bread and potatoes and snacks etc.
try asking your mom or siblings or other family members for help if you want, and check out internt shaquille's thanksgiving video that might be inspiring
if you don't want to make a big dinner, try out whatever dish you think you'll both like. maybe swedish meatballs or a nice steak?

>>14273316
Easy tiger, no need to buttpucker.

I literally called the surrounding area and spoke with all grocers and specialty meat shops and nobody's got them in. There's a lot of TBone and Porterhouse and Pork ribs on sale, but that chunk of Wisconsin doesn't seem to have them in stock. He's not gonna turn his nose up at a free double pack of TBones.

It's not what I wanted, but it's good enough. The whole idea behind this is that I love him and I can't be there with him this year, but at least I know he gets a good dinner.

>>14273368
Then why not YOUR local butcher? You're just being very narrow minded and lazy.

>>14273323
I'm sorry for you. That sucks. If you ever become a father, I bet you'd be a good dad just to spite his dead-beat ass.

>>14273379
I live in Seattle. Why do you care so much? Why so aggro? Chill.

>>14273397
Because you're being dense or lying. There are butchers in Seattle numb nuts.

>>14273410
.....how do I get a seattle tomahawk steak to my father in wisconsin in time? Even with Prime, it's not gonna happen. I don't understand your logic or why you care so much.

>"I don't want anything for Father's Day"
What does this mean

>>14273437
Holy shit you are actually retarded aren't you? Sorry man, didn't realize I was talking to an actual disabled person.

>>14273450
It means if he doesn't want another fucking tshirt or pair of socks, you should instead write him a little note and tell him how awesome he is. Sometimes small things like that mean the entire world to parents and scores you kid points.

>>14273450
That what I told my family. Leaving me alone is the greatest gift I can get.

>>14273467
Tell them you want to go fishing for the day, and when you come home for them to make your favorite meal. If you don't like fishing, get a cheap motel room and drink beer while watching TV or something while they think you're out fishing.

>>14273457
Why so aggro? Who hurt you to make you this way? Do you want to talk about it? Hug it out?

Make him Chef John's Mancakes. Bacon, onion, cheddar and corn pancakes. Then take him out for a hike or a round of golf. Then go take the whole family out for dinner. Afterwards you and him go to a pub by yourselves and drink and talk til late into the night.

I honestly believe the physical and sexual intimacy I had with my daughter at an early age with my wife in tow led us into an awkward phase just post adolesence but brought us together in her now late 20s. I wouldn't change a thing. She is tomboyish but I think she knows what and why and because we were a young inexperienced couple back then who were full of life.

>>14273595
wtf pedo

>>14272001
my dads dead. Fuck you anon.

>>14273759
Good you stupid bitch, I hope it was painful. Don't come into MY thread with your bullshit.

>>14273781
he died the same way you will, alone and out of his mind.

>>14273795
Good, I hope he died screaming, now get out of my thread faggot.

>>14273781
>>14273804
Jesus Christ OP stop being such a faggot. Why would anyone want to help you after this?

>>14272001
>What should I cook my dad for fathers day?
your soul
oh wait you don't have one.
>>14273781
>>14273804

>>14273818
Fuck you and your dead faggot dad. I made this thread about my dad, not your faggot aids ridden dad.

>>14272001
Beef bourguignon. I made it the other day and it turned out amazing.

I don't talk to my dad or my kids so I'm making some ribs and shrimp. Good luck op you are a good son

>>14273835
That's the most retarded thing suggested so far. Thanks for nothing retard. God damn, I made this post hoping for actual replies but everyone is acting like such faggots.

>>14273842
No one's cares about your lonely life. And don't tell me good luck, you sound like a r€ddit fag.

>>14273861
God bless you and your father

>>14273481
They know I like my time alone. Ill go in the garden for awhile and go for a swim, then eat until I fall asleep on the couch. Itll be a damn nice sunday.

>>14273852
Fuck you then you cunt. I was being serious. If you cook it well it's really good. I hope you fucking give your dad salmonella.

Shit in his mouth. You're both faggots so you'll enjoy that.

>>14273904

>>14273804
Fucking shitweasel.

>>14272001
pizza

>>14272952
Did you feed them salty milk and coins? They probably don't remember you fondly.

>>14272952
Black guy detected

>>14274091
Not Hawaiian though. That shit is vile and gay.

I just did a massive runny shit. Want me to bag it and fedex it to you to serve him?

>>14274147
Kek. Good one.

>>14272952
They're probably sleeping with older men right now just to spite you and love you.

>>14272951
>wojek edit
>phoneposter
>>14272007 was right

>>14272952
I fucked one yesterday. She said she's not sure.

>>14272967
What if he lives in New Zealand where there's no Covid?

>>14273852
Kek

>>14272007
comin right up!

>>14273852
You're acting like the biggest butthurt faggot. You faggot.

>>14272002

>>14274818
What the fuck is wrong with you

Anybody want a link to my grindr profile?

>>14274978
>>14274978
Fuck yeah son

>>14273759
OP here sorry I gave you shit, I just am all fucked up in the head since my dad raped me daily for most of my life.

>>14275089
Awwwww. Did you like it? Did he spit on his cock? Or go in with lube? Or better yet, dry?

My Boomer-lite dad makes 6 fucking figures without even ever having gotten a degree because when he was my age apparently no one gave a shit about that crap and just gave out money for jobs and benny's.

I got him a niche gift that he'll love and I'll tell him happy fathers day, but I'll be fucked if I'm going through the trouble of doing that shit for someone who both had it better than their parents AND their kids.

What the hell is up with that?

>>14275436
Keep playing victim it will serve you well in life

Sorry, I just love fucking cunny like preteen stuff which got me into being a juvinile corrections officer even though everyone in my family is degenerate homosexual as fuck.

>>14273199
Dude got fucked over by divorce, if anything I’m surprised a zoomer can’t relate to being in a divorced household

>>14275101
It was okay at first, but after a while I just wanted a dad. He couldn't be a father and a lover at the same time, so a little bit of that emotion was lost.
He always lubed up. Actually cooking oil to exact, made it seem like he actually cooked for me when mom saw how much of it was being used.

>>14276520
Cool story bro. I would've used vaseline.

>>14274756
It is there. But not many cases

Why not cook your alleged father a rainbow unicorn cake? To match his faggotry and yours.

>>14272001
I make my dad this every year and he loves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xo620bfUdw

>>14272001
Depends on what he likes. My little sister and I plan on making baklavas. We made coffee éclairs for Mother's Day last week

>>14272007
Shieeeet

>>14272952
Guy who cut off his father due to years of emotional abuse.
>he still loves me apparently
>doesnt understand how my mother and him hurt my sister an I
>hes getting old and mothers mental health has gone down the pipe
They messed me up ck, I really do not want them in my life but they still care even if they dont understand that there words stuck. They are dying and have no one, no hobbys, and their friends are dead or gone. Extended family wants me to make amends, I feel conflicted. If he wanted to be a father he should of been there for me when I needed him.

Beef bourguignon. Oh wait......

i'm making a big meal from him made up of his hometown favorites. i'll be making a big pot of segedínský guláš and domáce knedle to go with it. i'll also be making a small portion of skvarky(having trouble finding pork belly) as well as some cevapcici. i have these fresh pickles i canned earlier in the week ready to go for the meal too

>>14275436
>when he was my age apparently no one gave a shit about that crap and just gave out money for jobs and benny's.
Experience was equally as important as a degree at that time.
That's all. But, there were plenty of people his age who didn't make it with no degree, much like today.
There are a host of jobs today for which if you did not intern and get some experience, forget it, you will have zero chance of a foot in the door.
What is exactly the same now is that if you don't work in a high demand profession, competition kicks your butt without degree and experience. What is different today is a lot of certification programs have replaced the kind of off the grid interning and apprenticing to credentialing that. You should go to plumber school or welding or car repair if you want. For management, you'll need to go your traditional route.

Obama destroyed healthcare benefits and other awesome employment carrot dangling "come work for us" competitive things like great benefits. That's over. It's not coming back. Insurance companies are laughing all the way to the bank as they drop their obamacare policies and reap the new premiums people are forced to pay in high deductibles, while your employer cries poor. It's interesting how democratic party ideals work to kill competition and improve everyone's lives with promiss, right? It's the big lie. Think about who foots the bill for them (hint: it's always people who benefit). And, the flipside is that it makes the masses like you think it's just unfairness and you're a victim. This is what a lack of educational success has taught you, not seeing the long view of how it all works.

>>14278044
If they're dying, stop being a pussy and at least give them a piece of your mind. The least they can do is finally, for once, listen to your bullshit and your feelings. If they have any shred of compassion they would in the very least take consideration of your perspective.
My dad wasn't the main breadwinner in my family despite always acting like my mother and I expected him to retrieve the moon for us. All what my mom wanted was equal work, even a part time job, nope. Too much for the asshole to handle so he manipulated me into helping his friend pick him up and just leave/divorce my mom without a formal goodbye or even having an actual, adult conversation with her and didn't devolve into a shouting match. After all the emotional manipulation I put with not just my dad, but my mom too for a bit, my dad is now nowhere to be found in emails/phone. In fact, my dad got remarried less than a year after the divorce was finalized. Even worse, he abandoned me for a nigger and a nigger's already established family.

The point I'm making here is, no matter how fucked up you are or how you've become, if you have the chance to "make amends" then fucking do so. I would give anything these days to hop on a plane to L.A. and beat the living shit out of my father for being the literal worst father someone probably could have. Personally, emotional abuse is far times worse than physical pain. I can get over bruises, but I don't think I'll be able to get over the fact that I had an neglecting, unfulfilling "role model" who wanted nothing to do with me unless it suited him.

Cinnamon rolls, have a nice brunch

>>14278044
>Extended family wants me to make amends, I feel conflicted.
I saw the first :10 of a Elton John interview on Prime last night (Graham Norton interview documentary). In it, wow, Elton apparently had some of that typical gay kid parental disapproval, what wasn't too typical was the fact he really really hung onto it in his heart. An older wiser adult who conceivably had access to therapy? Until someone reminded him to say "I love you" before they died. I think what the valuable lesson here is that role that forgiveness has on the victim's psyche. Its scriptural, even. You don't want to be sorry after their death for not saying what you want to say.
There can and will be toxic people that you have to almost completely remove from your life because they tear off the scab on old wounds with evil words such that you never get above it to heal, however, you can change how you react to that once you've had your space. Be the better person with perspective of what is normal psychology, what is addiction illness, what is their damage? You know just acceptance of reality of what you see is what you get with those people, and know that you have done your best. Learn about boundaries and codependency.
What is your best remedy? Think about Christian values. Do you in fact owe them anything for their sacrifices for you? Gratitude. People can be damaged and imperfect and love you just the same. Hate their disorders but love the person. How you show your respect or your love is up to you, of course. Small gestures, scheduled time, kind words (hold your tongue), physical distance, or you can budget some amount of time, financial help, whatever it is you think you want to do. There will be people for whom there is never enough. Get that mother on facebook to get in touch with old neighbors, friends, relative's kids. Someone might step up to form a friendship to make it not all 100% on your shoulders.

Shit on a shingle?

Grandchildren

>>14278044
Are you 12? You don't know that hobbies is spelled with an ies and it's "should have" and not "of"?

>>14279230
go b autistic somewhere else

>>14272076
>He said father's day not mother's day. Men don't eat sugar and desserts, only women and children
I bet your bedroom reeks of sweaty fadoras.

>>14272006
>Prime rib steak
That's called a ribeye, retard.

>>14273145
>NVM
Opinion discarded. Your mother should have swallowed you.

Not t cooking anything because I'm 1800 miles away.
Got my dad a Lowe's gift card, father's day card, and a bottle of Coca-Cola.
Dad never states what he wants for gifts, even when asked. For his birthday later this year, I'm going make him homemade pot pies. The pot pies are, hopefully, be far superior than the frozen ones he eats.

>>14273164
>authentic Spanish hotdogs
>authentic
>Spanish hotdogs

>>14273275
I'll TBone your dad for you.

>>14273818
>your soul
>oh wait you don't have one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14272001

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

>>14273818
Looooool.

>>14272002
My dad died 20 years ago. If I ever meet you in person, I'll pound your face into the ground.

Get him a beer

>>14272952
I know a girl who's father left her. She still cries about him from time to time. So fuuck no you deadbeat.

I'm a father to 2 teenage boys who live out of state. I'm basically not in their lives but I don't care that much. I think I'm autistic.

>>14280116
punch me like you puch your mom
i hate faggots that sperg out at tired ur mom tier bant because of muh family trauma

>>14280116
Where you at? I'll be there as soon as i can faggot.

>>14280116

>>14280116

>>14272001
Make him a taco pie :D

>>14279526
>The pot pies are, hopefully, be far superior than the frozen ones he eats.
They won't be

>>14280116
you wana go, faggoli?

>>14280648
I'm still waiting for a response from the little pussy.

>>14280677
here's one
i'm gonna dig your dad up and cum on his skull face

>>14280677
>>14280684
and then make him a father's day knuckle sandwich because you're too ungrateful of a faggot son to make it yourself

>>14280183
>>14280242
>>14280249
>>14280326
>>14280648
>>14280677
810 N Rexford Dr, Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Come at me you fucking queer pussies. I'll even dial 911 for you after I'm finished with you cuz I'm a nice guy.

>>14272005

>>14280725
Yeah right.

>>14280725
>911
That's a terrible number for the emergency service, it reminds me of that tragedy

>>14280739
I'll see that and raise you a son of a bitch.

>>14280725
I'll be here in my garage reading books if you literal faggots ever show up lmao

>>14280752
could be worse, it could be faggot brit shit as 999

>>14280725
saved

Kinky moon, WhAT A BUNCH OF MORONS.

>>14280739
sorry bitch, I don't give a flying fuck about you. Get over yourself.

>>14280752
I always think of the numonic phrase "help me" to remember. H is the 9th letter of the alphabet and M is the 11th. 911

>>14273595
What the fuck

>>14280725
Fucking Beverly Hillbilly. Lmfao you cunt. I feel sorry for the people that really live there in case some moron does pay them a visit.

>>14280684
Derp. Cuntbucket shitweasel.

>>14280752
Kek

Has anyone recommended beef bourguignon yet?

>>14280780
You mean your basement? With your mother screaming at you to get off the game because you shit in your pants. You fucking autistic cockwomble.

>>14280905
Yep. I did originally. Cooking it now funnily enough. It tastes amazing.

>>14280905
It's been slow cooking for about four hours now. The beef melts in your mouth. It's perfect.

>>14280906
>>14280888
>>14280814
>>14280780
>>14280747
You guys disappoint me. I did all but tell you whose house that was. Oh and it's a public record, mods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1RJTHf5fk

>>14281037
Herp derp.

>>14281037
So what's your real address then you fucking wanker?

>>14281037
Cough. Where do you live cocksucker?

>>14281084
>>14281099
I gave an address and literally said "here in my garage" and talked about books in my garage and you cum dumpsters still couldn't figure out it was fake. Had you called me out originally, I'd have to give you my real address out of respect. But you failed so you get nothing lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBelMiEo4D8

I dun be hooked on fonics

>>14272007
With all the prostitutes mine fucked instead of bettering his life, he ought to have one by now

>>14272001
Just had FD early. We had bratwursts, burgers, pork chops, quiche (100% made from scratch with vegetables from my garden, no meat because I wanted food for my vegetarian niece), watermelon, pineapple, Homemade biscuits he likes, homemade bacon wrapped jalepeno poppers, and 2 types of cheesecake. I need to work on my cheesecakes.... He joked he had a cheesecake that had so many chocolate chips that they all touched, I think he liked it though, It was a death by chocolate cheesecake. Was considering molasses crackle cookies with tallow instead of crisco but desu I'll make them some other time.
This was for my boyfriends dad. I'm not fond of my birth dad.

>>14281110
Look at you. So edgy and cool. Fucking twat.

what the fuck am i reading
this board is for discussing cooking

Rum cake.

OP here, don't know what the fuck happened to my thread (again) but i'm making beef bourguignon with some buttery mash and bought some brew

>>14280752
The real number is 912.

>>14279551
They're called spanish dogs and no, it has nothing to do with Spain. They're basically just chili dogs but with a special tangy sauce. They're really good.

>>14273595
The only good thing you did was raise a tomboy, everything else should have you strung from a tree.

My dad committed suicide 2 years ago.

I don't really feel anything anymore. Just gonna get high again today. Enjoy your time with your family anons. Some of us don't have one.

>>14272001
Cant go wrong with a BLT sandwich. Extra bacon.

>>14272001
Chicken stir fry with snow peas, red pepper and sprouts. With a side dish of fried rice and oriental salad.

>>14283807
Sweet. What beer?

>>14284009
What, just because one guy ducks out a little early? Lame.

>>14283807
I had long grain rice with mine.

>>14273040
>it turned out that my mother lied about pretty much everything and she gas-lit me.
Not surprised. Women are evil.

>>14273206
This

for my dad i made:
duck breast with a port/bacon/mushroom/pea sauce

served with:
roast potatoes
yorkshire puds
chanterelle carrots
red wine

went down v. well

I’m a dad but my kids live out of state. So made this:
Ribeye steak
Steak tartare with bread lightly grilled I’m olive oil
Broccoli rabe with garlic
Fettuccine Alfredo

>>14280120
that’s me and my father, and it’s becoming me and my children, and I have no idea how to stop it. I never should have become a dad. I’m so empty inside. I died a long time ago. I wanted a reason to live, and I have it, but it’s a duty, not a desire...

>>14283807
>OP here, don't know what the fuck happened to my thread (again)
Eh, it went pretty much the same way all /ck/ threads go

>>14283807
Then i had lemon drizzle cake for dessert. Which i made myself.

>>14285233
Find small joys where you are able.
Laugh at stupid jokes.
Wish I could get home; sure that the 2 year old would tackle me and shout "MY DADDY!!", and her big sister would try to pick a fight with me, and there would be nothing worth eating in the house until I fix it.

>>14285233
An hero? But take out an insurance policy first and make it payable to the children.

>>14285263
>Wish I could get home;
Why aren't you home?

>>14285233
>I never should have become a dad. I’m so empty inside.
I'm the same but it's my immaturity that fucked me up. Look at me posting on this godforsaken board.

>>14285278
I travel extensively for work.

I caught this today. You want it?

I have a confession to make on this Father's Day. I apologize to my parents for being a huge disappointment. I'm ashamed of myself and wish I had focused more on making money in the past instead of wasting time on nonsense. My parents set me up for success, and I have let them down. No I'm no going to an hero so save it, faggots. The good news is life isn't over and one day they can genuinely be proud of me.

>>14285264
That’s the plan after they graduate and I can leave the insurance to them and not in the care of the wife. She already gets everything I have earned that I will leave behind. The kids can have the insurance windfall

>>14285352
Hey, that's a big realization that you need to change something in your life. I wish you weren't so hard on yourself, you're doing what you can. Get out there and make things better for yourself.

>>14285307
>cooking asian for daddy day
that could make for a nice chow mein.

nice

>>14285189
Grats

>>14285233
Abloo bloo bloo we all have problems fag, be a man and improve

Making cold ramen for my old man. It's hot as fuck here and the last thing he wants to do is cook. Poach some fish/chicken, make some broth, boil some soba and mix with toppings. Serve in the cold bowl with some Asahi (mixed with shochu and lime, ofc) and some custard w/ berries. No work, just eat it cold. Simple as.

Maybe he'll actually give me a compliment this time.

>>14285189
gay.

>>14285473
>emotionally dead and no enjoyment in life
>lives to provide for family
>shut up and be a man
I don’t want to be what you consider a man

>>14285564
>lives to provide for family

>>14285233
Cats in the craddle and the silver spoon. Little boy blue and the man on the moon.
Everyone is different. Maybe we have expectations for our children. We have to realize that children are flawed aswell. I was distant with my father but I started to take an interest in things he likes. It's not great but everything takes a step.

>>14272001
i fucking wish i could cook my dad something for father's day OP

>>14273040
Also kid of divorced parents. Based. Do this. Upvote.

What about beef bourguignon?

>>14280401
how is that related to a freaking taco ?!

>>14280739
man that takes me back

>>14288149
The same. :-D

>>14287986
Don’t ever mention beef ‘gnon around here again

>>14288547
But i like beef bourguignon.

>>14288751
I love beef bourguignon.

I cooked the old man a wagyu strip steak. Medium rare of course. Made a chimichurri to go with.

>>14290547
Looks tasty anon