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Is this really what Americans eat?

>> No.14256611
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14256611

wa la

>> No.14256632

I can't find documentation on this brand. Is this Germany?

>> No.14256641

>>14256632
looks like aldi

>> No.14256645

>>14256570
REEEE! WE CANT AFFORD A SNACK AISLE.

Rent Free.

>> No.14256646

>>14256570
Not exclusively. Those are just breakfast foods.

>> No.14256662

>>14256641
>>14256632
Nah, Penny. Think Aldi but slightly more ghetto and name brands.

>> No.14256668

>>14256570
Do we eat ketchup and mayo sometimes? Yes. You sure showed us.

>> No.14256673

>berry syrup
>snack cakes
>marshmallow
>popcorn
>chili con carne
>shortbread
>brownies
>bagels
>ketchup
>mayo
>pickles
>tortillas
>wieners

Yes, Americans eat all those foods. Do you not?

>> No.14256674

>>14256662
So (in) Germany.

>> No.14256831

>>14256673
Marshmallows are revolting, worse than the fucking filling of German chocolates

>> No.14256841

>>14256570
The Heinz Ketchup and Hellman's Mayo are legit, assuming the recipe is the same.

>> No.14256852

>>14256632
>>14256641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>> No.14256853

>Hellman’s ketchup
What the actual fuck

>> No.14256936

>>14256831
touché, marshmallows are trash. Bagged popcorn is also not very good

>> No.14256971

>>14256570
I always love when these threads go horribly, horribly wrong. Though the Aldi ones are funnier.

>> No.14256975

>>14256674
bingo. Sadly not as hilarious as the Aldi ones.

>> No.14256982
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>>14256570
We don't eat mystery meat kebab all day Hanz Jaham Abdul Keladi

We eat steaks

>> No.14256990

>>14256982
Stop encouraging muttposting. Act like a normal person.

>> No.14256998

>>14256971
It's literally impossible for them to go wrong. Playing around with improvisation is the fun of the game.

>> No.14257008
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>>14256570
Mike Mitchell was the most American name they could come up with?

>> No.14257032
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14257032

Do Germans REALLY eat this?

>> No.14257044

>>14257032
germans cannot resist a sausage in any form

>> No.14257116

>>14257044
Der erste Schritt der Zerstörung der amerikanischen Lebensart und die Unterwanderung ihrer Negrokratie erfordert die vollständige, totale Germanisierung ihrer Küche!

>> No.14257124

>>14256570
Will Americans eat anything with the flag on it?

>> No.14257128

>>14257116
Sorry, kraut. I only eat banana pizza and general tso's chicken.

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>>14256611
Don't forget to dip it in milk
t. Weird Al

>> No.14257443

>>14256831
marshmallows aren't normally just eaten out of the bag. Normally reserved for toasting over a fire as a camping tradition.

>> No.14257463

>>14257032

I wish we had shit like this in america.

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>>14256975
This image will never not be funny to me

>> No.14257511

>>14257482
They can still claim Cheerios are "heart healthy" in Germany? I thought that was a bullshit American marketing meme.

>> No.14257535

>>14257511
Pretty sure this is a american aldi so it still stands

>> No.14257546

>>14257482
I wholeheartedly believe the person who designs the boxes takes the piss with the names

>> No.14257590
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>>14256570
No. This is peak American cuisine.

>> No.14259589

>>14256570
some of it, some times.
we usually have maple syrup with waffles. Cranberry syrup isn't a thing.
short bread?
never seen those cupcakes before.
tortillas are a staple.
bagels are a soiboi staple.
that chilli is overpriced, but every American has a can or two in the cubbard.
europeans don't eat pickles, ketsup, mayo or popcorn?

>> No.14259599

>>14256570
Looks yummy!

>> No.14259606

>>14257463
We do, you ever go to the Frozen Pizza Aizle in your Local superMarket?.

>> No.14259611

>>14257590
please be fake plesae be fake please be fake please be fake

>> No.14259614

>>14259611
Why?
Stop being gay

>> No.14259621

>>14256853
try the honey one

>> No.14259627

>>14257590
Got a good recipe?

>> No.14259677

today i ate garbage and discount meat.
and lots and lots an lots of cheap beer!
cops never showed up once
t. american

>> No.14259711

>>14256646
you eat marshmallows, popcorn, chili, and mayonnaise for breakfast?

>> No.14259714
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>>14256668
>Yes.
jesus...

>> No.14260709

bump

>> No.14261994

>>14256570
In Korea they have an "American" isle at grocery stores. Kinda cute. Also have random euro stuff like Tesco beans.

>> No.14262000

>>14256632
>>14256641
No I have them in my Penny Markt. Lots of Mike Mitchell's branded products

>> No.14262001

>>14257116
lel. I lived in germany as a kid in the 80's dont remember anything fun like that pizza :(.

>> No.14262204

>>14257032
Im Randy baby

>> No.14262221
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14262221

For me it's Mcennedy
American way

>> No.14262415

>>14256570
I once bought LIDL "AMERICAN BURGER SAUCE" and it honestly, no exaggeration tasted like vomit. It was supposed to be like Big Mac sauce.

>> No.14262438

>>14262221
Cookie cake isn't supposed to use pizza dough, you make a giant chocolate chip cookie and decorate it with icing.

>> No.14262466

>>14257482
I don’t get what’s so funny about it. The names and pictures are no better or worse than the hundreds of generic brand cereals that have been in American grocery stores for years. You’re either extremely sheltered or too young to be here if you’re still laughing at off-brand cereals.

>> No.14262526

>>14256570
Fat and stupid ones, yes.