/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My peepee got hard and I started blushing. It made me nervous so I put money on the table and rushed away before my coffee and cake arrived.

>>14238096
I would make that bitch actually tidy up the fucking apartment first

I went to @home cafe in Akihabara (not that faggot maidreamin chink shithole)
It was quite childish. If you can let loose, have some fun, and speak a bit of nip, it's actually cool as hell. I played "supa wani" which is that alligator tooth game, against a maid and lost. That's life.
They serve beer and my all of 80 pounds maid with a tray full of drinks almost dropped that shit. Was quite nerve racking at that point.

>>14238096
>damn bitch, you live like this?

>>14238096
That's a dude

>>14238120
cope

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>>14238136
cope and seethe

>>14238157
Dilate.

>hooters but for weebs
Whats the point
None of the workers like you, they think you're disgusting so why bothee

>>14238173
stay mad, child

>>14238096
Can be extremely awkward unless you go there fully intending to enjoy the silliness of everything.

>>14238185
Uhh, the same point as Hooters? This is something I've always thought actually, I like the Hooters concept but their uniforms aren't sexy at all.

>>14238099
This is... actually wierdly cute. Hope you get to go back with more suave anon.

>>14238101
How was the food? Ive always wanted to try but im not a fan of most cafe foods.

>>14238217
choke on a fat dick you degenerate fucking tranny

>>14238120
How is that a bad thing, roast?

I did. It was surreal. There was a little bell to ring the maid. My friends refused to use it, so I had to.
A salary man sitting next to us was singing along to all the songs.
They had a little stage show dance where they celebrated sometime who was on his 400th visit.
Its fucking weird.

>>14238099
You don’t have a chance at all with the ladies

is the legendary Tsundere cafe still around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0xPn9SLTko


they make her brake character lmao

>>14238120
yes

>>14239410
no

>>14239386
maybe

>>14239518
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>>14239534
I don't know

>>14238096
Can you repeat the question?

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!

>>14239211
cope

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>>14238136
if thats a dude i would suck his butthole

>>14238120
He doesn't have to show his cock to suck you off idiot

>>14238096
I couldn't imagine being able to go to one of these places that exploits women for male pleasure and pretend I'm enjoying it.

Shit like that is just so fucking sick. They don't like you and are being forced to smile and "be cute" so they can take advantage of ugly loser and take their money. It's a step above going to a whorehouse. Places like that make me sick.

>>14240125
King shit

>>14239138
Pls be a girl

>>14240125
>he doesn’t support sex workers
Problematic

first of all, all maid cafes are owned by the yakuza
second they are all one company, so even if you think you're going to a different one you're just going to a differently themed one with the money going to the same place. How do you know this? because at every maid cafe you can get a map that shows you where all the other maid cafes are.

3rd, they are pretty damn expensive. You're talking $30 for some generic fast food tier meals

>>14239410
got that was hot; makes me think of April Ludgate, so fapping now

>>14240204
>yakuza
So?
>same shit at all of them
Ok
>$30 meal
Woah you mean entertainment isn’t free?

>>14238101
>I played "supa wani" which is that alligator tooth game, against a maid and lost. That's life.

Don't feel bad dude they play the games all day. In thailand I got schooled by bar girls at games of "chance" and connect 4. They just play all the time so they recognize patterns. Also I was drunk and fondling them so that probably played into it.

>>14239134
When the 20 year old is standing in front of you in the outfit, it's pretty sexy.

>>14240125
Strip clubs and whore houses are awesome places to be though, as long as you aren't poor.

>>14240204
Like >>14240300 said, you aren't going to that place for the food. If Mcdonald's served my mc chicken to me by a singing and dancing girl dressed in a maid outfit I'd pay 30$ for it.

I've been following Simon and Martina for years when I first got interested in Korean food. Martina dragged him to a maid cafe when they moved to Japan and he basically did what I would have done. Got very drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzLK_YRD3w8

>>14238096
Never been, but i'd love to be a waitress in one.

>>14240125
Agreed. Japan (and basically much of the world) has a history of brothels and clubs and "pleasure districts" where women only give you the time you can afford to pay. Geisha, for example. It's artificial and a stage that you pay to play in. It's kinda sad, actually. Grown bald men paying to come here and at the end of the night the women are taking off their makeup and laughing at them and how much money they threw down their cleavage.

>>14240125
You realise that they work there voluntarily right?

>>14240427
oh yeah?

>>14238096
Nope. Not even tried those cat cafes.
I just wanna enjoy my black coffee and not get distracted.

>>14240446
Holy shit the fucking ignorance

>>14240329
If a hot girl is in front of you wearing a burka, it's still sort of sexy, but it's wasted potential.

>>14240940
>doesnt like to see the fatasses contures and the outlines of the thongs
Thats 200% hotter.

>>14240738
Worst girl

>>14240738
This is the cumbrain in action. A sad world.

>>14238096
we have a maid cafe in atlanta. I'm not sure what all the hype is about

>>14238096
that a boy

>>14239138
Shut up faggot

>>14238120
still cute desu

>>14241512
This looks to technically be "Lolita" cafe. Post this on /cgl/ and watch them seethe.

>>14241512
for me, it's ledasha (the dash is silent) holmes

>>14241512
I mean I don't see the hype either because they're all mogs besides the bob cut girl in the middle.

In Japan/etc atleast the girls are all cute, and get bonus points because niggas got yellow fever. I can go to any town or city in the world and find 5/10 basic ass bitches like in that picture, but if I go to a maid cafe in Japan I can guarantee almost the entire staff will be 7+ cutiepie nip girls

>>14241606
Interesting that you should choose the boy.

>>14241512
I found some photos on their site. enjoy

>>14241619
100% doubt that's a boy, the 2nd girl from the left is good too. Regardless, all the others are 1/10 at best

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>>14241512
>we have a maid cafe in atlanta.
Wait, where? Is it new? I need to meet girls close to home.

>>14241634
I dunno I was using the royal "we", I am atlanta adjacent and have only been to atlanta a handful of times

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>>14241625
Woof

>>14241650
I'm in the burbs, but used to work in the city til last year. Pretty familiar with the midtown/downtown area so I was wondering.

>>14241656
at least they have a chubby qt

>>14241661
it looks like it's probably just a temporary thing a board game shop does sometimes. in a lot of the photos they have sheets hung over all of the shelves

>>14241679
last one because these are fucking depressing

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>>14241512
>puke.jpg

>>14241512
Shelock Homie looks pretty cute ngl.

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>>14241685
I'm fine with the black weebs cause it's Atlanta and it's not their fault they developed a whyte dominated hobby. But the tall blonde is obv a transy that probably claims Utena or Ranma made 'her'

>>14240738
all work is coerced under capitalism
it's not "voluntary" if your other choices are relying on welfare or starving to death

>>14238096
>tfw the trap in OP is the most attractive image in the thread

Hooters and Maid cafes? Isn't that like shitty more expensive version of prostitution/simping?

>>14241922
Nah, that just means you gay

yummy

>>14241950
Simping is a total waste because you just get pictures and videos. At least hooters and the like have some interaction and maybe light touching

>>14240125

I've been to one of these places a decade ago. It was just for the fun, though two things were really creepy: the girls had completely dead eyes, and the customers were really desperate for care and human contact. It was fun back then, but thinking about it now it's really pathetic that such places exist.

>>14241893
I bet they are a lot happier, wealthier and work less hours than if they worked some dead-end minimum wage job.

>>14238100
Based,

>>14238101
Really? There was one in Akihabara that was worth it? I'll admit, I always kind of wanted to go to one until I actually went to Japan. That kobe beef ramen place right in the center was fucking great though, same with the Gundam Cafe.

I went to Zettai Ryouiki 2045
They put cat ears on me and I had to call the waitress using nyaa
I got some cake and a free picture of me and the maid with it
Its expensive but well worth it
maybe in the 3000 yen range

>>14242993
I also went to a maid bar but I wouldn't recommend it if you don't know japanese
The bar was a lot chiller
I talked about Symphogear with a maid

>>14238120
Literally not

>>14241479
Moeka's worst girl.

>>14241893
>starving to death
What kind of retarded take is this? That's a motivator in literally every economic system.

What can be done about the weeb plague bros? Zoomers are even more into than previous generations

I prefer retro diners, but to each their own.

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>>14239622
10/10

>>14241625
2 and 4 clearly superior

Anna Millers in Hawaii and Yokohama.

>>14238096
been to 2 or 3 of them when I went to Japan.
in all honesty, they're just really really pink & white cafes/bars that charge $20 a drink because all the staff are 16 year olds in maid outfits.
once you get over the "omg maid outfit" shit after a minute or two you realize you're just in a really cute pink gay bar and paying way too much for barely alcoholic cocktails.

>>14243612
You have trouble counting past one?

>>14241685
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH

Japan has hookers and plenty of good food. Why go to a place that goes half way on both? I don't get the appeal when you could eat a decent meal and go buy a whore after.

>>14241795
lmfao underrated

>>14243612
>not following the strong zero rule
Never gonna make it

>>14238120
hopefully

>>14238136
>my penis isn’t allowed to like things with a penis
I really don’t care at this point as long as they have a pretty girly face. I don’t believe all that transgender bullshit. I think they are just mentally ill faggots. I also acknowledge the fact I am a mentally ill faggot who likes women and males that look like pretty women. Oh well...

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>>14244473
I'd fuck the jaw off that trap in OPs pic

>>14244547
I don’t fuck deviant faggots. I worry a lot about herpes and aids and shit. I’ve only been with a handful of trans girls because the rest are too insane to even tolerate long enough to get your dick in them, or their dick in you.

I went to one in LA that was pretty much an art project that ran its course after five years (Royal/T). It was enjoyable and they prided themselves in their higher end food vs the usual fast food crap.

It was a long time ago and it has since moved on, but I do recall the experience being fun and the tea was nice. Ironically I don't remember much of the maid herself but she was def Japanese which was interesting since she was probably the only one on staff.

>>14240300
>entertainment

does hooters count as entertainment too?

>>14244587
for boomers it does

all you have to do is show someone this thread if they question why you would go for asian girls and not western girls

>>14240322
>thailand
>girls

>>14240738
Refuted by Noam Chomsky (pbuh).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SNlRoaFTHuE

>>14244604
when I went to japan I wanted to try a bath house, I got lucky and booked a hotel that had one attached to it
turns out it was a "mens hotel" for gay meetups

I was wondering why everybody in the bath was so friendly

>>14244616
>Noam Chomsky
yikes

imagine unironically listening to him for any reason other than to pick his arguments apart and arm yourself with knowledge against social marxism

>>14244644
Chomsky isn't even Marxist you retarded incel

>>14244587
>>14244596
Zoomers will watch an e-girl eat ice cream in her room and call that entertainment but somehow hooters isn’t?

>>14244646
social marxist

>>14244680
you're not allowed to jerk off at hooters

>>14244699
Be the change you want to see in the world

>>14244644
>>14244691
kys

>>14244691
Wrong again, dipshit

>>14241685
how do I tactfully ask for the non-black ones to wait on me?

>>14244604
I fucked girls in Thailand. It’s true that the hottest ladyboys are hotter than the hottest girls, but 99% of the actual girls are hotter than 99% of the ladyboys. Trust me, the vast majority look more like men dressed as ladies than they look like ladyboys. But they are cheaper, and that’s money you can spend on alcohol to make them look better.

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>>14244721
NOT MUH ATHEIST MASAIARINNOOO!!!

>>14238096
There was one that opened in my area, I'm not sure if it's still around or not but I saw a video of the place and its crowded as fuck and loud, the complete opposite of what I'd like in a cafe.

>>14244962
cope and seethe

>>14245009
enjoy losing another election, faggot

>>14238120
Even better.

>>14240125
It's like being a discount Disney princess. Tons of girls like dressing up. There's a lot of shitty jobs they can do for less money in the city, like working at a konbini or being a "masseuse".
It's like japanese Hooters except they're 14 and there's generally less sexual harassment. (not to say there is 0 sexual harassment)

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>>14238096
>going to a maid cafe instead of having your own personal maid wife
you end up saving a lot of money in the long run

>>14240125
you say that like other jobs don't suck and force you to do things you normally wouldn't do, gee must be nice being naive like your dumb ass

>>14245302
>wife
>saving any money at all
Good one

>>14245385
>double income no kids
it's the only way friendo

>>14245387
No kids? Yikes

>>14245387
>double income
ya she gets both yours and hers
>no kids
that you fathered

>>14245403
>she gets both yours and hers
Her parents gave us $280,000 when we got married so that we could buy a house. She makes $70k, I make $85k, we split all purchases pretty evenly.
>>14245401
You wanna bring kids into this crumbling world? We might adopt some day.

>>14245420
>get a maid wife like mine
>wife’s father gives you $280k to buy a house
>wife earns $70k
kek I guarantee you’re the maid wife, not the guy married to one. My wife is the mother of my three kids. Her job is raising those kids. I bet the paperwork says she gets the full house if you two split. You’re living under her roof. It’s true if my wife and I split I would be out just as much a house as you would be, but until then my house is actually mine.

>>14245471
>I bet the paperwork says she gets the full house if you two split
Considering I did all the legwork on the mortgage I can ensure that is not the case.
>You’re living under her roof.
Nah it's equal. You're just clearly having a hard time fathoming how two people can genuinely care about each other and be equal.
>She HAS to be fucking someone else! You HAVE to be cucked somehow!
We're both happy people and are in this shit together. I'm genuinely sorry if you can't relate to that at all.

>>14245496
Nah he's the type who will get divorced as his kids start high school and he'll act like he isn't the reason it happened.

>>14240204
whitey doesn't get to go into places owned by the yakuza. You do know that they are racists and they hate all non japanese right?

>>14245697
they are in the business of making money
are you implying they don't allow white people into brothels and sumo events?
tourism is a cash cow for the yakuza

>>14243045
It is though

>>14241567
Im actually a girl. But i get the confusion.

>>14240149
Im a girl. Don't sweat it.

>>14245697
based "gets all of his yakuza knowledge from old movies and/or the Yakuza video games" anon

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>>14245874
please be my wife/wives

>>14246044
If you're okay with a penis then sure

>>14241625
man that chick really does not fit in that costume or group at all.

>>14246115
you could be talking about like half of them...

incels even infest /ck/, sad

>>14238096
>paying even more than usual for creepy service

>>14238120
And that's a bad thing, how?

>>14244644
Chompster is a left neoliberal, bucko.