/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>grabs the good one on the plate and walks off

>>14236886
Thanks 4head

>>14236886
No, what you made is me want to beat you.

>>14236886
fart on me, babe

your penis inspection day results just came back ad, well the results are troubling...
*grabs the good one on the plate and walks off*

Its not like she couldn't be taught to cook properly; the most important thing is she tries her best to be helpful and contribute. The last woman i was dating would never have lifted a finger to do anything beneficial for another human being.

>>14236886
nothing ruins my day more than seeing a w*man smile.

>>14236928
dangerously based

>>14236928
But that's a girl, girls are great and cute.

>>14236886
i told you never to make me dinner

>>14236886
Thanks darling! Since you cooked, I’ll clean!

>>14236886
Imagine teaching her how to cook in the French countryside. Carefully instructing in all basic techniques. Would be pretty fun desu.

>>14236928
day of the rope won't spare you, sodomite eunuch.

>>14236928
basado y rojopillado

Is that the guys wife who makes him toast and eggs and he keeps posting how much he hates her here?

>>14236886
>letting her be alone long enough in the kitchen to burn an omelette
you gotta be a special kind of idiot to let a woman burn your supper when you’re right there with her

>>14236928
Me too. It makes me so angry I could just go right and smother that disgusting face, neck, and nipples with burning kisses.

>>14236927
>Its not like she couldn't be taught to cook properly
This is true, I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>14236928
everything ok anon?

>>14237200
/ck/ is pretty retarded today, i reckon 5 replies from this old pasta.

>>14236886
>"I made dinner anon ^-^"
what a coincidence, me too
*whips out the already throbbing dick*
Gobble it up while it's hot , honey!

>>14237177
Thats a quesadilla