/ck/ - Food & Cooking

but I do, at least 4 a day

>>14218751
Imagine eating the abortions of a chicken.

Degenerate!

>trillions of recipes
name just one trillion egg recipes

>>14218778
>abortions
They’re unfertilized, so they’re the period blood of a chicken.

>>14218751
I eat 2 for breakfast and a boiled one with my steak or pork chops at night.

>>14218784
i can name an infinite amount.
an omelet baked at 175 degrees celcius
an omelet baked at 175.000... degrees celcius
all the way to
an omelet baked at 176 degrees celcius

>500% DV cholesterol
>cannot be called heart healthy on the packaging
>makes you fat

>>14218845
>dietary cholesterol = blood cholesterol
>caring about u.s. food labeling laws
>~80 calories makes you fat

>>14218877
Why are all eggfags low IQ? Is ot the eggs or are stupid people simply attracted to cheap, unhealthy food?

>>14218845
>Still believing cholesterol is bad when it's been proven to have nothing to do with heart diseases

>Believing packaging labels when the American Diabetes Association literally recommends low-fat sugar-filled food and most Health Association have ties with the Sugar Industry

eggs are pretty good i guess. always wondered if a sunny side up egg would be good on fries

Eggs are great for trying out different spices! Just cook a bunch of eggs and quarter them, using different spices on each piece

>>14218923
>believing Big Egg's study
>not believing hundreds of thousands of peer reviewed papers, meta-analyses, and your own registered dietician in lieu of a single finding sponsored by Tyson Foods©
Lmao the dumb ones really do eat like shit huh

>>14218923

>>14218751
NOO LE HECKIN SHREDDERINO

>>14218952
>Diabetes
>meat winch doesn't spike you blood sugar
no you are the retard

>>14218751
For me it's The Bugs.
We need to stop global warming so that a bunch of retarded animals can live instead of any prospective children I might have. Dr.Shlomo says it's for the best.

>>14218751
Eggs are much worse in terms of animal suffering than most other products. If you are at all rational and are trying to eat more ethically, you should avoid eggs. See https://reducing-suffering.org/how-much-direct-suffering-is-caused-by-various-animal-foods/

>>14218778
Everyone knows they're unfertilized and if you don't you need to go back into school, underage.

>>14218751
If only there were some sort of spiritual leader, an Egg King of sorts, to show us how to build a fortress of eggs

>>14221961

>>14218928
>always wondered if a sunny side up egg would be good on fries

Stop wondering, it’s great.

>>14218945
I get my eggs fresh from people that own chickens. Taste way better than supermarket eggs.

>>14218751
well I like EGGS!
Oh Lord Howard! I LOVE EGGS!
I Looooooove Eggggs!
I go into the coffee shop in the hotel and I Looooove EGGS!
I Order the over easy eggs! (I like the eggs over easy). They never come over easy that's a hard egg to order. The over easy eggs. The under easy (They are disgustin') I only got one tooth left ifieatthe under easy they run down my face. So that's why I order A Omelette. I don't eat nuffin salty like anchovie that's like eatin a eyebrow! I also like the cup A soup for 1! I swallow the hole package then I drink boilin water. I GO SWALLOW (Like that)! I like the oreos cookies the oreos cookies the greatest see. What I do howard I separate the oreos cookies and take off the cream on that one tooth I got there right! but then I forget which is the top and which is the bottom of the cookie and I gotta go OH SHIT! I gotta start over again. I got the oreos here the yolk here iwliollkke in the mornin.

>>14218784
>>14218799
>throw butter and 5-6 eggs in the pan and put the heat to medium
>cut and throw cheese in there
>cut and throw ham in there
>by now it's somewhat firm at the bottom, but mix it all together and make a fucked up omelette
>it's finished when you can move it from the pan to a plate in 2 or 3 pieces. Do NOT overcook it into a pancake.
My favorite breakfast

>>14221965
wait.....
how did he get in there?

>>14218751
I once shoved up a hardboiled egg up my ass. It stayed there for a good solid three days. Stool was hard, man.

>>14222258
is bill crystal a racialist?

>muh death

industrial egg production is literal cartel video gore tier shit even without constantly killing the chickens (which they later do anyway) what is a battery farm faggot. so the moral point doesn't even work.

>>14218788
ACTUALLY period blood is the sloughed off lining if the uterus walls in a mammal. an eggs is literally an egg.

>>14218788
more precisely and egg is a container for a zygote which if fertilized becomes an embryo.