/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14218243
Good luck I guess

>voluntarily eating anything from Dominos
You have a legitimate intellectual disability

dominos wings barely have any meat tho

>>14218243
>not ordering from bdubs on bogo tuesdays
must be nice to be able to throw money in the trash

>>14218250

I got more wings than a man could handle, but no one to share them with.

>>14219164
I couldn't fuck up this bad even if I tried, acting on informercials must be an art form.

>>14218243
That's only because you've never had a gf or wife. Literally the only good thing about a gf or wife is sex--which may not even be that often. Otherwise, when you have a gf or wife you'll just think "Can I have one goddamn minute to myself???"

Also, take a good look at yourself. Do you want to be judged by your gf's family and friends? What do you think they will think of you?

>>14218243
What flavour wings anon? Do you dip them? I miss when they used to do sriracha wings, those were tasty and nice to go through loads of.
Also don't confuse wings with no gf, you've got time to get one yet and maybe she'll like wings too. Either way, enjoy those tasty lil things.

>>14218243
That's right OP, eat the sadness away.

Dominos wings are disgusting, always beyond soggy and hardly any meat

>>14219164
what is they trying to seeelll? A hand hand hamper hook for grabbin?

desu I feel like nothing makes me happier than binge eating and watching esports

a gf would have to be 10/10 and suck my dick all day to reach these heights

>>14219612
Imagine your vinegary strokes

>>14219234
i get whatever. I think spicy and manga my favorite. But i make sure to drench it in extra sauce
>>14219204
The two girls i tried to do relationship with they dumped me for being too clingy and wanting to talk to them all the time. One time when i was having sex, i told her to stop fucking me cause i just wanted to lie down in bed and watch cartoons with her while we cuddle. No girl ever wants to talk me. I just wish i had girl i could talk on phone with for hours a day....
people who say girls want to talk are lying. They only talk cause they want to fuck you. They want you to shut them up and fuck them. No girl actually wants clingy guy who all just wants is talk her like 24/7 cause shes special

>>14218243
Pro tip from old domino's employee:
Tell them to put the wings thought the conveyor belt twice

>>14219839
>One time when i was having sex, i told her to stop fucking me cause i just wanted to lie down in bed and watch cartoons with her while we cuddle
So you actually found a girl willing to have sex with you, and you told her to stop because you wanted to watch cartoons? JFC I'm ashamed to come to this website.

>>14219599
on a scale of 0 to go fuck yourself how drunk are you?

>>14220849
If I do that will I have this reaction

>>14220917
i dont think im ever gonna find love to be honest bro. And, it was actually a prostitute.
I think im done trying for love. Women around me get older, they cant compete with young prostitute bodies and no girl likes me. If no girl likes me for who i am, then i think ill only bang prostitutes

Plus, i think im starting to fall in love with my anime figurine. Shes been through a lot with me.

Finally got my wings.

>>14218243
I normally like my wings nice and crispy like pic related, but I can sometimes go for those slimy dominos wings. I get either the buffalo or mango habañero flavor

>>14220849
This is a good tip if you can get them to follow through with it. There is currently no option for well done when ordering wings in the Dominos app

>>14221348
This right here why is there no well done option for the wings man breaks my heart

>>14221320
just go gay, play both teams for double the chances

People who eat dominos wings are not human

>>14218243
Holy fucking shit why did you get wings from a pizza delivery place???

They're so fucking bad, they essentially pre cook them in a factory, freeze them for months, then steam them until warm.

they're so expensive, why not just buy fresh and make them yourself?

>>14222079
Why would you assume the gays want this pitiful excuse for a human?

>>14219204
This man fucking knows

>wife spent all afternoon shopping for dresses
>I got to sit on my ass playing videogames after work
>if I do this normally I get low key harassed the entire time

fucking awesome day

>>14219839
Holy shit you sound like a massive bitch. Do you wonder why the girls dumped you?

I remember the Dominos near me had a deal where it was 30 wings for $10 and back during High School that was a deal. Looking back I am 90% sure it was those frozen Tyson Wyngz they sell at the grocery store smothered in some discount BBQ “sauce”

>>14219839
talk to multiple girls at once
easy
>>14221320
date college age girls
easy