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how can anyone like this shit??? it tastes like fucking bile. any of you guys drink this horrible stuff??? i've recently moved to chicago and have been sampling the local cuisine.

>italian beef combo is godly
>chicago style stuffed pizza is okay, not great, but okay.
>tavern style pizza is where it's at
>i can take or leave the hotdogs.
>maxwell st. style polish sausage is amazeballs.
>omg pizza puffs.

this shit however??? hard pass. i was sober and took one of those baby bottles of this crap and it made me immediately barf. DO. NOT. RECOMMEND. However, revolution brewing is really nice. i like their IPAs and goose island 312 is my new go to.

>> No.14216007

You sound like a 22 year old chick who just moved to lakeview after graduating from uillinois

>> No.14216008

>>14215958
Chicago is the irl reddit, and Malort is their "omg look at this newfriend's reaction meme drink. I like a lot of bitter spirits, mostly French and Italian, but Malort was never good.
>tavern style pizza is where it's at
>i can take or leave the hotdogs
You're never gonna make it.

>> No.14216033

>>14216007
LMAO. nah. my roots are here but i grew up in atlanta. and strangely enough my family live in what's formerly lakeview but is now avondale. i live in humboldt park.

>>14216008
i'm noticing that. it's not all bad. at least they like drum n bass here.

>> No.14216057

>>14216033

yeah i was just busting balls. if you're into revolution check out pipeworks - they're basically directly west of logan square (mclean/pulaski) and brew up some nice shit.

>> No.14216058

For some reason I like Malort even though I can't stand most alcohol.

>> No.14216063

>>14215958
bile is the reason poop is brown

>> No.14216080

>>14215958
>it tastes like fucking bile
I thought the same thing when I first tasted it. Now I only really do shots of it if I'm with someone who has never had it so I can take a shot with them and I pretend to like it to piss them off.

>> No.14216106

>>14215958
>Amazeballs
Fuck off

>> No.14216126

>>14216080
lol wut???? i mean, if i had a kid that i didn't want to drink and wanted to break him of the habit forever, i'd feed him a shot or 2 of this garbage. lmao.

>> No.14216144

>>14215958
>Wittle baby can't handle based scandanavian wormwood liquor.
Go back to where you can from shitheel.

>> No.14216171

>>14216057
pass pipeworks every morning omw to the gig. will try it out when the world reopens.

>>14216106
u mad senpai???

>> No.14216192

>>14215958
Chicagoan checking in. We have it at every bar to gross out out of towners.

>> No.14216203

>>14216171

no taproom at pipeworks yet unfortunately but you can get beer to go at least

>> No.14216228

>>14216203
noted. gonna pick up a twelve pack tomorrow after work.

>> No.14216246

>>14215958
It's close to Campari and most amaros and krauterlikor just in general. It also has a super strong wormwood taste. It's something that's to people's taste. Treat it like that. If you don't like, it's fine. I like substituting it rather than Campari on a Boulevardier, but it plays the wormwood notes all the way up.

>> No.14216250

>>14216192
Dont forget it also for placing one shot of malort with other shots of jim and tricking your drunk friend into drinking it

>> No.14216251

>>14216063
are black people covered in bile?

>> No.14216278

>>14216008
>reddit
lost the game. fuck

>> No.14216334

>>14216228

I think you may have to order online before picking up (these days at least) but you can't go wrong with Lizard King or Ninja vs. Unicorn. If they have some Emerald Grouper I'd recommend that too but a 4pk might be a bit pricey

>> No.14216341

>>14216334
i dropped some stimulus money on the goose island bourbon country. and that shit was mighty tasty. i feel bad for pounding it like it was regular swill.

>> No.14216871

>>14215958
I unironically like malort

>> No.14216887

I think it's just a joke that got out of hand

>> No.14216967

>>14215958
As a native chicagoan, I will now judge you
>italian beef combo is godly
always dunk the bread in the beef sauce, never put cheese, and giardiniera, not sweet peppers
>chicago style stuffed pizza is okay, not great, but okay.
right on, deep dish is for tourists and transplants
>tavern style pizza is where it's at
you know what I'm talking about, chicago thin is the native's choice
>i can take or leave the hotdogs.
go to one of the parks with the outdoor hot dog stands, those are the best hot dogs, not portillos or other chain
>maxwell st. style polish sausage is amazeballs.
its ok
>omg pizza puffs.
holy fuck yes, this is my childhood, old guy around the corner owned one of those run down vienna beef burger/hotdog diners and had the best fried pizza puffs around.
>malort
you must drink the Chicago Handshake. Take a shot of Malort and bomb it into a glass of Old Style

>> No.14216974

>>14215958
>revolution brewing
they grew really fast, they used to be really small then bought the vacant warehouse a few miles away from me and converted it to a brewery, they're becoming a north side staple, Anti-Hero and Ghost Ride are good ales

>> No.14217236

>>14215958
Protip - Goose Island sold out to Inbev so when you drink a Goose Island now you're just drinking a Budweiser.