/ck/ - Food & Cooking

20 mcnuggets is child's play.

I'm 1.75 m and 70 kg and I could demolish that in 10 minutes tops (american just placating sad euros with my measurements)

>>14206033
Hardest part to finish would be the drinks tbqh because they're the only thing designed to not be empty feeling after ten minutes you eat them so you'll come crawling back for more like the fat fuck you are with a tiny peepee lol u got a small pp op lil pp opp heh ppppp.

>>14206033
I am a runner, so I eat a lot. I wouldn't even try it because I wouldn't have a chance. Just the pop would make me projectile vomit.

>>14206079
more like u poop a lot cause u got the runs LOOOOOOL

>>14206033
The drinks at the end is probably where I’d burst idk

If I starved myself for a whole day and then got high as shit I could probably do it

Please post the Moviebob tweet.

>>14206033
If I was a teenager again. I could pack away two 4x4 animal style burgers with animal style fries and a large shake. A quarter of that today would just make me feel bad and shit my brains out.

>>14206033
Not to be WEED DUDE, but if I was pretty high I could probably do it. As everyone says, the drinks would be the hardest part.

I had about half of that for lunch, so maybe I could.

>>14206033
Is anyone else bothered by the single burger? Why couldn't it be a double too?

>>14206033
I'm an American, I've been training for this my entire life!

>>14206033
The hardest part would be the soda.

>>14206247
post body

why does this shit get reposted so much and why do you retards keep responding

>>14206277
It's for the youngest child.

>Could you /ck/??

Yes. Because inside me are two wolves.

>>14206338
You only live in America.
In order to become a citizen you have to pass this test.

>>14206033
If I'd gone long enough w/o eating (at least a couple days), I could and would, otherwise nah.

>>14206391
go c a doktr

>>14206033
90 minutes? Give me a day without eating and I'll finish that at a leisurely pace, fucking love mcnuggets and fries

Too much soda would fill you up, if you saved it for end you'd be too stuffed from all the carbs to drink it all.

Only pro eaters could.

Giving me 4 drinks is honestly a mistake because it makes it too easy

90 minutes? Lmao, E Z P Z
90 seconds would be a challenge, maybe.

>>14206033
Easily that's hardly even a full meal for the average American adult.

>>14206033
Gimme 10 minutes

>>14206033
90 minutes? Yes

>>14206033
At furst I thought to myself that I could easily devour that but then I realized I'd have to down all the drinks and fries.

>>14206033
Man, the drinks are the real issue here. Half a gallon of carbonated bullshit. Can I replace it with water?

>>14206101
Take the drinks first on an empty stomach. They'll get released into your intestines much faster than solid foods will.

>>14206033
There's literally no reason not to at least try. Even if you fail, you still got free dinner.

>>14206033
Ten years ago, without any preparation, and pretty fast.
Today, eh, maybe if it's for dinner and I didn't eat for the rest of the day.

Only talking about the food though, I'm a liquid vortex.

Who pays the money? It's a stupid question if the money isn't really on the table.

>>14206033
Is this Big Smoke’s order modified with McDonalds?

Can someone explain the Popeyes menu to me?

>Handcrafted Tender Combo (5 Pcs)
>Includes a choice of regular signature side, a biscuit and a drink.
$9.89+
>Handcrafted Tenders Dinner (5 Pcs)
>Includes a choice of regular signature side and a biscuit.
$11.99+

Why is the Combo cheaper if it includes a drink?

>>14206033

>>14206033
Stop posting this thread every hour. Get new bait.

I could get through the food, but soda is impossible to drink. It's disgusting.

>>14207278
Classic jewish trick. It's made to think you are scamming the restaurant so you buy it.

>>14206033
i wouldn’t drink the diabetes juice but yeah

>itt people who never tried to eat something simular.
99% will give up when it comes to the drinks even if you manage to eat the food. People who eat competitive can easily eat this but most of ck, including myself would fail miserable

>>14207748
Twitter bugmen BTFO

>>14206033
It’s all empty calories so you won’t get full anyway

>>14206033
I regularly order 30 chicken nuggets, 3 large fries, and a milkshake from Chick-fil-A and finish it in less than 30 minutes. Sometimes I get a lemonade also and sometimes I eat more afterward. So yeah, I'm pretty sure I could eat that tray of food.

>>14206033
The nuggies and fries would vanish from this earth in the first 15 minutes. I guess after the second burger I would need a short break and the last 2 burgers would need a little more force.

I can`t see what size the cokes are, but I would say these would be the least fun because of the carbon.

All doable in 60 min.

>>14206033
Implying I haven’t before. Hahahah

It would be extremely painful

>>14206037
I think you're overestimating your ability.
Matt stonie barely beat 9 minutes.

>people still don't know this was made to bait fatfags into saying "LOL THIS IS EASY WTF"

>>14206033
I might be able to eat all the food in 90 minutes (assuming i was given a day or so to fast) but i'd vomit from drinking all that soda

>>14207748
>video tapes the eating part
>doesn't tape the vomiting part after

Coward.

>>14208441
>doesn't tape the vomiting part after
Whatchu know about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

>>14207748
Dan Killer Kennedy actually beat this little faggot, he's not the fastest eater at all, just the most popular

>>14206033
I just took a massive dump
I have room for at least double that
large strawberry milkshake will round that snack off nicely

>>14206033
easily

>>14206071
that's why you drink most of them before wait 10 minutes they pass.

>>14207748
he is not even enjoying his food wtf

the amount of food doesnt bother me
the amount of drinks doe bother me

>>14208594
This is the right answer. Liquids are always the wall in these challenges.

>>14208594
liquids pass through an empty stomach in 5 minutes.

>>14208623
i guess the psychological part is hard you have to wait 10 minutes before you start eating and you are on a clock.

>>14206033
>you get american citizenship as a foreigner if you can do this
I understand our obesity problem now.

>>14208594
it's the nuggets that bother me i would enjoy eating the rest.

here is what you can do with op challenge:
put one drink aside to help later, drink first the 3 5 minutes between each.
so that's about 15 minutes.
eat the fries all the fries chew thoroughly don't just swallow. wait 45 about minutes drink a few sips, your stomach should be empty in 5.
you are around the 1:10 mark here.
you have 10 minutes to eat all the burgers that should be easy.
but the nuggets... ayy man i wish they weren't there. finishing them off under 10 minutes on a full stomach. that will hurt.

>>14208708
is it against the rules do disassemble the burgers and eat the buns with the fries?

>>14206033
The challenge is entirely with the drinks and the buns on the burgers. Take those away and it's not that hard to eat if you push yourself.

>>14206106

>>14208623
Nah, it's because it's specifically soda. If it was 4 cups of water your body can down that no problem, but soda is inherently filling.

>>14208830
It's the air bubbles. :(

>>14208838
Moreso the sugar and syrup but the carbonation doesn't help

>>14208843
Okay. uwu

I'd agree, eat the fries, and leave

>>14206033
Depends on what I have to do if I can't finish it. For 90 minutes that looks doable but 3500 isn't all that much either.

>>14208830
there is nothing filling about it

>>14208824
This is the tweet of a moron who for some reason thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

Fuck I hate this fat piece of shit so much.

>>14208708
okay here is the fast track optimized version
0:00 drink 2 coke fast
0:02 wait
0:10 eat potatoes, buns, vegetables, ketchup
0:20 throw the mcnuggets in a mixer with 1 cup of coke and swarzenegger it, let it rest in a fridge and wait
0:55 start sip 1 coke in small quantities
1:00 eat the hamburger remains (meat and cheese)
1:20 drink your breakfast of champions in 10 minutes in measured gulps

The problem with the Soda is that liquids dont compress. Nothing to do with air bubbles or it being "filling". What you see in volume, is what you get and has to go somewhere.

I can't tell how large these cups are, but if they are, say, 250ml then that's 1lt of liquid. Drink 1lt of water to simulate drinking them then and see how you feel afterwards.

>>14209003
not a problem if you don't mix it with food

>>14208830
>>14208843
Pop in the US is made with high fructose corn syrup. Fructose has a negative satiety effect. It will actually make you feel LESS full than you should. The only reason it makes you feel bloated is the carbonation. The trick is to blow bubbles into the drinks until they're flat so there won't be so much extra gas/air bloating your stomach.

>>14209023
or just barf like normal people

>>14208905
I've never actually seen any of his content but from what's been posted on 4channel he reminds me of Dobson.

>>14209029
I'm pretty sure you would be disqualified for the money if you barfed to clear your stomach part way through.

>>14209061
oh sorry not english native i meant belch, i did not mean vomit.

>>14206033
Honestly I would do it for free.

>>14206033
Im 170cm, 100kg and I generally don't eat much in each sitting but eating it all in 90min is something I think I could do. I just wouldn't feel good, but that's a lot of shit food to eat.

Also, I may not eat much but I drink beer and don't exercise besides breaking down pallets of heavy boxes at work. That's why I'm fat. I do have a lot of muscle mass from all that lifting but I'm still fat for sure.

>>14206989
I'm sorry, Anon, did I forget to mention THE OTHER TERMS of our little wager?

>>14208905
>>14209045

fuck i had never heard of this faggot before now. thanks, assholes

>>14209185
If you're interested in more Dobson ask /v/ about him, or find his Skyrim stream where he's playing at 14FPS and you can hear his Mac struggling so loud his mic picks it up.

>>14207748
This shit is just disgusting

I can kind see the appeal in watching people eat a lot of food like that Japanese girl does it but not this nasty ass joke of a "sport"
That's some piglike shit

I could do half in a relaxed 20 minutes and be completely stuffed. Then I'd just take an hour to move around and take a shit, then come back and stuff the second half down in 10 minutes.

>>14209003
Sometimes when the day is hot I can drink 4 200ml glasses of water in one go when I come home. I don't feel great after that, and I don't think I could be able to eat so much food after that, and I also don't think drinking soda would be as easy.

>>14209003
Those are probably closer to 500ml each.

I could eat the nuggets and fries and two drinks but the burgers would be rough so idk

>>14206391

>>14206033
Not the cola , no. I’d die if I drank this much soda. I try those sweet drinks a couple times a year and feel like i just drank poison every time

>>14209185
Oh, you're in for a treat if you're going to explore Son of Dob. Especially the Kazerad, Zelda Williams and KattyN debacles.

>>14206033
Could I? Yes.

Would I? For the $3,500, yes. Not for free.

>>14206033
I'm a power-eater from my teenage years. Not because I was some gay ass faggot sports weakling. Uncle hired me on a deep-forest logging crew during the summers, things went bad every so often, one of these we did was eat when could because if shit hits the fan we might be without food for a few days (happened at least twice a year).
I could still consume that entire sadly small amount, but last drink would be a bit rough. The crew would say, "Eat when you can, drink as you go, where do bears go in the woods".

>>14206033
I could probably finish the nuggets and fries and maybe one burger.
Honestly the drinks would be easiest for me since I'm a soda fiend, its amazing how I don't have diabetes yet.

>>14206033
Can we just fucking sticky this thread at this point if it's going to be perpetually reposted? It would be easier to hide if it just never went away.

I could eat it but I would hate myself

>>14206033
I could do probably a 20 piece, 2x double quarter pounders, and some fries. The fries and especially the soda would do me in. I never drink soda so I have no tolerance for that much sugar.

>>14207748
Could you imagine his pancreas after eating that?

>>14206033
yes.

>>14211148
that's bollocks but it would be nice to get that in zero when i was a kid i loved the sugar coke but lately it's too sweet for me.

>>14206033
I could eat one burger with the bun, the rest of the meat/cheese patties without the bun, maybe the nuggets, some fries but all of the fries and drinks would be a little much. Maybe one of the drinks just to wash everything down.

the best strategy is to eat this while sitting on a toilet so you can continually piss while you slam all of the cokes in between fistfulls of burger

>>14207231
Not quite, big smoke's order is much bigger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xa6F7ntzJU

>>14206036
truth

>>14206033
In 90 minutes? That's easy mode.

>>14206033
This does not look like particularly much. In 90 minutes, easily. Would be harder if it was like 15 or 20 minutes, but with that much time I'd finish it easily.

>>14206033
Back when I was a fat kid, sure no problem, had meal bigger and more junkie before in 15 mins.
Now that I have cleansed my body to the point I can barley handle half a soda, ... it might just shock my body to death.

>>14211737
>50 years old

Well, he'll be gone within a few years.

Nope. Two burgers, one tray of nugget and a coke, that's the best I could do and get a horrible stomach ache. However for $3500, I will finish everything on the picture. How much to get your stomach pumped tho? Asking for a friend.

>>14208824
>Two cheeseburgers, two double cheeseburgers, two portions of 9+ chicken nuggets, two medium french fries and four carbonated drinks is "a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person"

be truthful /ck/ could you do it? i could finish it but not within the time limit and not without making myself feel like puking afterwards. the hardest part for me is the soft drink.

>>14212828
The drinks would kill me for sure.

>>14206033
i don't know how much time i would take. but that is not much. And i am not fat a double cheese burger can take me thru a day, if i am not bored.
give me a good youtube video and i take that down in one sit.

the drinks would be the hardest part

>>14209221
>It's ok when a Nip girl does it
Please fuck off back to your containment board.

>>14206033
For that kinda money, that's a no brainer

>>14206036
There's around 30 there

>>14206588
>only pro eaters could
this is the only correct answer in this entire thread

>>14208389
dead meme is dead, fuck off grandpa

>>14209045
>4channel
off to the gulag, shithead

>>14209089
Burping (belching) is not allowed in these challenges

>>14215195
>Drumpf
>iPhone
>Soccer
>Newness

>>14212843
this, can't drink 3l of coke no matter how poor i am.

$3500 vs $100,000 in medical bills? no thanks

hold up, there's a hand on that tray isn't there?

>>14215577

did I just solve the riddle?

The post doesnt say you have to do it without vomiting. It's doable if you empty your stomach after every time you get full. Also, if the Coke is Diet Coke that would make it way easier (Diet Coke makes you hungrier because it's basically anti-nutrients, which is why it tastes like AIDS)