/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If god is real, why does he allow such evils to exist?

>>14192198
free will

>>14192193
thats a fucking long winded way to extract MSG

>>14192460
And you can just buy MSG from a store. I bought some from a local Asian gas station/grocery store hybrid.

can anyone get me some egg-related webms?

>>14192543
kill yourself

My kind of thread

>>14194200
wtf???? is this real?...???

>>14194200
Yes. I've travelled throughout asia and these types of stalls are pretty common at night markets

>>14194200
How does the cat get out?

Very disappointing webm thread :(

>>14192193
Oh this is how American cheese is made.

>>14194278
yea its real its called King of the Catfort

>>14193795
>>14193804
>>14193809

Is this guy some kind of "Artist" that is doing these abominations to show the world his "art" or just some fucked up /b/tard reject?

>>14194589
>salts the doritos

>>14194589
>"Chef" Gordon Ramsay

>>14192543
You want egg? PREPARE FOR EGG DUMP.

>>14195126
Interesting...

>>14192193
I literally have no fucking idea what I just watched here.

>>14195122
Meh. Not too bad. Still wouldn't go to the effort, though.

>>14195126
Gross.

>>14195129
Gross.

>>14195135
Ok.

>>14195141
No.

>>14195144
crap

>>14195145
Based. Would eat/10

>>14195148
Got bored at 00:23

>>14195152
Why does he make such a big fucking deal about chewing? What a fucking amateur. Should just swallow them whole. Fucking cunt. Only redeeming quality of the whole thing is he's forced to swallow back some of his own puke towards the end.

>>14195153
Most fucking retarded and inefficient cooking method I've ever seen.

>>14195154
10/10. Love the twist.

>>14195155
Excruciatingly too long. Looks radioactive anyway. No, thanks.

>>14195158
Kawaii, but looks shit to have to actually eat.

>>14195161
Meh. Doesn't look like it would taste that great.

>>14195167
Tourist gimmick shit. Look raw anyway. Would not eat.

>>14195170
Very nice. 10/10 would eat

>>14195174
Revolting.

>>14195153
Have they not fucking discovered fire or are they just pranking that white guy?

>>14195177
Boring.

>>14195181
Meh.

>>14194589
Why is he on a racetrack?

>>14195126
>skewer snaps off inside egg

>>14195167
They probably separate the yolk and white, and beat them separately, while beating the whites into a meringue then folding it with the yolks.

>>14192193
You know the board is fucked when this is what is posted in a simple "webm" thread.

>>14195558

stop with the FUCKING EGGS I have not been on this board for over a year and its still just FUCKING EGGS you stupid fucking retards I swear to god
I hope you all fucking burn in hell you dumb pieces of shit

>>14192193
wtf

>>14195507
Why aren't you?

>>14195131
>guacamole with egg yolk in it, put it in the egg white

ok? I feel like his wouldn't be bad, but also neither of these things add enough to eachoher to be worth he effort?
Like you could just have guacamole or deviled eggs, combining them seems pointless.

>>14195488
theyre probably just pranking him. "primitive" people often find it hilarious to trick white people into doing or saying stupid things

>>14195131
I have an avocado tree and would never make so much effort, just eat scrambled eggs and sliced avocado with some salt, everyday, avocados are great on their own

>>14195122
>>14195126
>>14195129
>>14195131
>>14195135
>>14195141
>>14195148
>>14195154

Anything besides eggs?

>>14194200
WHOA

>>14192193
What in the fuck did I just watch.

>>14195558
the bagel looks v undercooked

>>14195543
>>14195543
SHUT UP GAIJIN! IT'S SECRET RECIPU! OMELETTO FOLDED 1000 TIMES!

>>14196395
if they stopped on phase 2 and have larger bread so it all fit, i would eat the fuck out that

>>14195167
I'd honestly rather have a normal omelet

>>14196395
That would be Homer Simpson's favorite sandwich in the world.

>>14194589
Is this satire

>>14195153
No wonder africa is a shithole. Theres something missing in jogger brain

>>14194200
holy shit

>>14195350
>Should just swallow them whole.
he is not a snek

>>14195122
>hardboiled
Ruined.

>>14194589
Any respect I have ever had for this man was immediately thrown out the window after viewing this Webm.

>>14195350
I don't think you can swallow a raw egg whole.

>>14194200
OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14194200
IS THIS REAL

>>14195129
Raw egg, meh.

>>14195153
"they're just like us"

>>14196324

DELETE TIHS

>>14195181
looks like a piss-soaked tampon

>>14193804
Based Finnish server goblin.

>>14193809
These are so much better when there's sound and you can hear his insane Finnic rambling going on constantly.

>>14196744
Can we please just find where these people live and burn them alive already?

>>14195174
bait

>>14192443
nope

>>14195153
FOOKIN PRAWNS!

>>14193804
>>14193809
>>14194200
whats this guys channel again? is this the same guy who undercooks like 5 eggs in a saucepan, then pours them out on a plate?

>>14192193
fucking WHY

>>14196890
Pasi Viheraho but if you dont speak finnish the channel is pretty useless to you

>>14194589
>red fritos

how in the fuck? those chilli cheese fritos aren't even remotely close to that color. It looks like the red fritos Taco Bell used to put in burritos and shit

>>14195558
fagburger

>>14196011
how is it a trick when they do it themselves? ie. eating sand eggs etc.

>>14195181
the sound this machine makes is pretty good

>>14196744
Who would go to all that effort doing that to the hotdogs ffs. Besides, it would've been better with cheese.

>>14196637
They're not raw, they're boiled, dope. Have you never watched a professional gorge competition? They literally just dip whatever it is in water and then swallow whole.

>>14195148
>>14195333
Yeah, I'm always a little surprised that stuff like this doesn't happen faster. Same with that Chef Boyardee in the lava.

>>14196324
total fucking waste

>>14197453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDHHELBAm4

They're raw. He's chewing the shells.
You can see the yolk dribble from the first one.

>>14196397
Fucking Japanese. Of course.

>>14196428
Because not being able to see the screen every time you lift food to your mouth is infinitely preferable to just holding a fork in the other hand and being able to see the screen constantly.

Fucks sake.

>>14193804
im geting some Tetsuo vibs from this

>>14195558

>>14196324
I swear everytime I see a food webm with latex or opaque gloves it's going to be some nightmare/cringe shit.

>>14196260
takeaway prison food?

>>14195126
Fucking japs come up with the worst versions of foods. And I know it's a jap because of the shitty knock off weber grill they sell at Cainz for 50 fucking bucks....

>>14195558
>>14196324
>>14195131
>>14195155
>>14195161
Absolute pig slop.

>>14193809
Literally eating catfood

>>14192193
I thought they were trying to reconstitute it to make tortillas. But this is worse.

>>14195141
now eat it you pussy

>>14195153
>that cheeky grin towards the end
old cunt had me going for a minute but now I know he was taking the piss

>>14195558
I'm starting to understand the terrorists.

>>14195145
ah, finally some eggs that aren't fucking raw

>>14196458
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>14192443
I will choose free will

>>14196458
Those literally look the same. Is Jack just gaslighting everyone?

>>14192193
What in the fuck?

>>14195181
AVE's BOLTR vid of this is fantastic
https://youtu.be/ydwaz2oPWY0

>>14196428
I'm really beginning to think the US and the USSR should have nuked the world into oblivion so that my generation couldn't grow up and give birth to the fucking millennials.

>>14195543
Kinda like how I separate my kids from my wife and beat them separately

>>14195129
disgusting

>>14199928
>Kinda like how I separate my wife's kids from my wife and beat them separately
ftfy

>>14194589
>it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68

>>14198208
>flaccid penis

>>14192193
Bitch, what the fuck? I thought she was trying to make polenta

>>14195153
Fucking 60 IQ shit here.

>>14199879
this is great

Why the fuck am I still range banned?

>>14197331
their humour is too advanced for you to comprehend

>>14192543

>>14195558
Absolutely disgusting. Fuck

>>14197166
Lays makes Flamin' Hot Fritos to go along with all the other shitty red chips they shit out while they keep on getting rid of the actual good stuff.
Bring back Fiery Habenero Pepsi, I will donate my right nut.
Also RING RING

>>14195148
conceptualize the sense of the olfactory

>>14195558
>shows sticking toothpick into quad stack
>never shows taking it out
Imagine biting into a burger to get a big hole in your palate.

>>14195158
>Starting with sesame oil
Fucking dumbass, you use it to finish because all the flavor burns off really easily.

>>14196428
This is ultimately just following the long and goofy Japanese tradition of Chindogu:
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-inventions/

>>14200698
They cut out the bit were the boigah was sliced in half, no doubt the toothpick fell out after that which is why they had to stick two new ones in either half.

>>14195543
ofcourse, that's so genius!

>>14194891
He likes it

What is the capital of Merengue?

>>14196623
this. It would be much better with a runny centre.

>>14195281
>Effort
Nigga what effort you lazy fuck?

>>14197929

I will choose a ready guide in some celestial voice

>>14196434
GIVE ME THAT LINO PANKCAKE NOW

>>14195144
I want to flip that obnoxious fag upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>>14200991
How does a dinosaur know what foods is?

>>14200997
He's a clever guy. Like all corvids

>>14194589
Rustic, simple, delicious.

>>14201065
>Rustic

>>14200732
Except by being a serious product intended for actual commercial sale, it's inherently no longer chindogu by that same site's own criteria.
>5. Chindogu are not for sale
>If you accept money for your invention, it ceases to be chindogu. You have violated its spirit.

>>14195153
i'm pretty sure that if you're a tribe dude in the buttfuck of nowhere this is the best way to eat it since you can get some pretty nice nutrients from mud, there's a reason why parrots literally eat mud

Have you ever been in a screaming match with lentils?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHmhFVx0l-w
Lentils are delicious. I have no idea why plebs don't absolutely love lentils.

>>14196458
What the fuck is in the water in new york? They really need to clean up their waterways.

>>14194200
BRO WTF??

>>14201248
Because they need grit in their gizzard to digest seeds.

>>14199928
And when your wife tried to stop you from doing your duty, you corrected her, too.

>>14195558
made my night

>>14195153
This seems like a great way to get infested with whatever parasites were living in the dirt.

>>14195170
It's like a hipster scotch egg. Also, the way she was cutting that avocado is just begging to end up in the hospital.

>>14201544
how does that even happen

>>14196395
Do Italians really?

>>14201548
Pretty sure he was trying to stick the knife into the pit to pull it out, and it not only went all the way through the pit, but his hand as well.

time for some spicy asian food

>>14201564
ew

>>14192193
What the FUCK was that? Was that cool ranch rennet?

>>14192443
>muh free will
Is there a more brainlet theodicy?

Scottish food, anyone?

>>14201564
THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL

>>14201548
it was this thing called the "avocado challenge" which basically tricked a bunch of people into stabbing their hand. It's been completely scrubbed from the internet its an interesting case study.

>>14196434
O Kawaii koto...

>>14201571
Absolutely not

>>14201552
>Do Italians really?
They sure do.

>>14192193
my god she is so beautiful!

>>14194891
no, it's simply what happens when you spend your whole life drinking on state's dime.

>>14195558
Just ... why?

>>14192443
nah unless you were raised to be a no taste fast food eater you wouldn't come up with this

>>14196434
COMPLETELY based and "O kawaii koto"-pilled

>>14195543
Stop ruining the magic.

>>14201569
you dropped your copy of thus spake zarathustra you philo 101 cuck

>>14201138
Now think long and hard and you might realize something. I don't know how people on the internet are still so naive.

>>14195135
yeah ok

>>14201050
ITS DEATH GRIPS

>>14201571
james vs gordon is far more superior than whatever this prick is doing.

>>14201944
It's Richard Hammond from Top Gear making fun of how the Scots deep fry fucking everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h86khLoU7r0

>>14195558

>>14195155
i want to see satan herself make satan himself eggs.

>>14201248
Yes and that reason is that a big part of their diet is poisonous, and the mud contains an antidote to that posion.

>>14195507
More importantly, why the fuck didn't he just open the god damn bag like a normal human being.

>>14201577
Could you explain? Like you said< I couldn't find anything on this.

>>14200555
looks delicious. Would eat, no doubt about it.

>>14194200
we have ascended

>>14202175
Anon is pulling your leg, dumbfuckery like that isn't illegal and thus would never manage to get scrubbed off the internet because there's no grounds for dmca'ing anything.
A common method to remove the pith is to stab it with the EDGE of a chefs knife and remove it with a twist of the knife. The guy in the pic stabbed the pith with the pointy end instead, and as a result ended up impaling himself. Because he's a fucking retard.

>>14195161
>>14195447
It's really good if you don't take away so much of the avocado and put in crumbled bacon and cheese. I usually top it with some salsa too.

>>14200872
rush fren

>>14201911
>I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>14201423
Their water has some of the lowest mineral content of major urban centers, which is fucking hilarious because those cucked retards are always talking about how its the "minerals in the NYC water" that make the dough so good.

>>14200555
Ah, I remember Rick Stein's India show. Had some great looking dishes.

>>14199919
>still blaming the millennials
Millennials are in their 30s now brother. Blame the zoomers.

>>14196752
Russian video farms. They own thousands of youtube channels and just churn out video after video after video. What the video is doesn't matter, enough go viral for stupid kids for them to turn a profit.

>>14197888
LOL! how do i upvote this?

>>14195122
They could've just steamed the egg on a bowl. This is retarded.

>>14202193
I made it once. Pretty good

>>14202262
>guy
>himself
>he's
Those are clearly tits anon. And not the man kind.

>>14203802
Shit on my chest and call me animal names, you're right. I never noticed that until now.

>>14203808
>5 rounds of mozza
I can feel my arteries clogging up just from watching that. Chicago Pizza indeed.

>>14196395
>bacon

>>14200997
He's one step beyond that. He knows that people get in these moving boxes, so there must be some way inside.

>>14203766
same here, bretty gud

>>14197870
kind of a weird mukbang

>>14195625
I'm with Guy Fieri

>>14196324
Whoever raped this burger,
I hope Guga finds you and kills you.

>>14196744
Why not just make chili cheese dogs using the beer cheddar sauce?

>>14203808
>corn

I'm inspired to make brick toast pizza without the Japan.

America is a blight on the world.

>>14200069
thanks for posting the full video, that was hilarious. I wish gordan ramsey could cook me a special dish, anons :(

>>14200555
:)

>>14201668
Fix your eyes, she's a 5/10

>>14196744
literally burst into tears when they cut to the bowl of 200 gutted hot dog strips

>>14193804
This dude has a fuckin' cute dog

>>14194589
>cutting the bag open with a knife
>breaking the chips up with his hands in a bowl instead of while still in the bag
>salting the fritos
"Professional chef", huh?

>>14195126
What a whole lot of work for something so pointless.

>>14195167
omelettes get really gross when they are still creamy in the middle. my dad's would often turn out that way when he put in too many ingredients. that thing looks gross tasting

>>14202405
are there any frozen pizza brands that use city water and try to use it as a selling point?

>>14204688
If there were, it'd be as new yorker as Jon Stewart.

>>14195558
Even without the candy it would still be s slop of you-know-what. I can't imagine what kind of retard thought that was worth filming and sharing.

>>14200732
Japanese humour seems kinda childish and retarded to me. But maybe I'm just never exposed to the good stuff. After all, the West produces plenty of really shitty comedy too, and maybe an outsider would only or mostly see that instead of the really sharp witty stuff that also exists.

>>14201548
I've been wondering that too. Considering the force needed, I'm thinking she must have held the knife, blade upright, against a table and slammed the avocado down on it.

>>14201577
>It's been completely scrubbed from the internet
I believe you, buddy.

>>14196434
And here I can't draw jack shit even with a fucking 500 screen tablet and this motherfucker can draw perfect anime faces on fucking pancakes.

I'll go back to loomis

>>14193804
The fucking puppy is so cute holy shit

>>14194200
WHAT THE FUCK

>>14196434
is that a fucked up Miku Nakano at 0:30?

>>14205393
Ishigami Yu from Kaguya-Sama: Love is War.

>>14205416
ah thank you

>>14193809
SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE

>>14195145
>the current year
>not cooking your eggs with a blowtorch and thermite
ngmi

>>14205017
>Considering the force needed
He was probably drunk, saw how you get a pit out of an avocado and just did it with some retard strength.
I've chopped some good skin cooking when I was drunk, at least I can still retain basic skills. Imagine trying something totally foreign to you like pitting an cado when you're drunk and on opiods. Shits about to turn sour quick.

>>14202337
>crumbled bacon and cheese
Adding two more fats to a fat egg wrapped in avocado fat

>>14194891
>Artist
off by one letter

>>14205495

>>14195126
all that work for what is essentially just scrambled eggs lmao

>>14196428
This is definitely the end times, bros.

>>14204913
what the fuck is going on here?

>>14205592
But perfectly rubbery.

>>14203808
>corn
this should piss me off, but chicago pizza is a fucking abomination anyway so who cares.

>>14192198
To allow man to punish himself through his own hubris. Ultimately dismantling pride and returning to the Lord.

>>14194569
Thanks for contributing

>>14195126
Im not even being hyperbolic, this webm made me more aggravated than anything else Ive ever seen here. FUCKING WHY, ITS THE WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF ANY EGG DISH

>>14197611
so, perfect for you

>>14195122
this is just a scotch egg, why add bacon

>>14196458
He seriously looks like the highest functioning downie

>>14205625
There's a few videos of that guy fixing shit with instant ramen noodles. I also remember seeing one with a car and another with a sink.

>>14195558

>>14195126
In a thread full of culinary atrocities, this is the worst

Made this for dinner today, pretty good.

>>14200555
what's the easiest way to get tumeric stains out of pots and pans

>>14195558
didn't know the mcgriddle was still around

>>14206171
>Cooking chicken breast for an hour
Dry and fucking inedible.

Does anyone have the webm for a chicken stew?

>>14195126
i bet that smells horrendous

>>14200555
Egg curry is so delicious and amazing, cheap too if a poorfag.
Please give it a try anons.

>>14200555
I'd eat this, but not with ginger. Ginger is nasty.

>>14201050
yots be like

>>14206318
>Starts with a really shit brine
>Gets worse from there

>>14206363
wtf ginger is so tasty but I do agree it's really overpowering if not in moderation

>>14195161
i just dont fucking get it. cook eggs in a pan and spread avocado on toast instead of this weird bullshit

>>14192198
because "everything good" is a boring hell-like existence with no trials.

>>14206866
Oh no...are they eating caked blood from crushed mosquitos? What bug is that?

>>14194200
EGGS?????
CAT?????
WHAT???????????????????

>>14198208
>I'm soooo sorry honey!
>I was just so used to eating those cakes...
>No, please don't go ;_;

>>14206192
you don't :)
Real answer: repeatedly washing them and drying them.

>>14195558
>skewer
Instead trash.

>>14206318
>the cheddar block
my sides

>>14195144
I got soy poisoning just from watching this.

>>14199919
Its never your generation, huh? If you guys gave birth to millenials, who do you think made them this way

>>14206901
They're called Kunga cakes. They're usually made out of a fuckload of flies or midges. Yes, some midges suck blood.

>>14195126
It might take longer and be more difficult BUT at least it tastes worse.

>>14194200
How does the cat get out without breaking the eggs?

>>14194200
I'm browsing this board on my iPhone. Can somebody give me a brief synopsis of what's going on in this webum?

>>14206271
lmao oopsie woopsie someone hasn't cooked chicken properly before!!

>>14195153
They have to be fucking with the white guy.
"Yeah we eat like this, also have some cow shit it's good for you"

>>14205625
you can hide your weed in there

>>14192193
Classics. You know what it is.

>>14206318
completely awful brine, there is no equilibrium what so ever. Literally no doing anything.

>>14195145
based

>>14206318
That looks fucking disgusting. Why are flaming hot Cheetos used in so many of these webms?

>>14195558
WHY

>>14207974
nah

>>14196434
miko is still a shit , ishi is for tsubame

>>14196435
the last time i saw this vid was 8 years ago... back then it was a gif.

>>14204913
>Fuck watermelon
>Fix watermelon
Good as new and you get one time fleshlights

>>14206318
This looks fucking terrible. All that effort for basically some kind of shitty frozen kid food.

>>14206284
Wow. Pretty cool.

>>14206171
Should've added coconut milk.

>>14208353
And used thighs, not breasts.

>>14203808
HA! Japan absolutely annihilating Chicago

>>14194200
how?

>>14208420
>>14208353
whoa there moneybags