/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've given this some thought, and my conclusion is anything that comes from the kitchen in my parents' house. Especially something heated up in their 30 year old microwave.

>>14188007
>t.autist
good boy points +1

>>14188018
t.faggot who still finds memes from 2017 funny

>>14188007
My favourite foods are boycotting Israel, then being prosecuted for doing so by Zionist spies in the U.S. government.

This n' a fountain Coke

I'm not a fucking weirdo,so food doesn't comfort me

>>14188039
based

>>14188061
>I'm not a fucking weirdo,so food doesn't comfort me
Actually, that does make you a weirdo.

>>14188007
>>14188007
>>14188007
fried chicken

Faggots and peas

>>14188007
clucks and fries from red robin, endless steak fries with honey mustard poppy seed.

I don't give a fuck if you call it or classify it as a pizza or not, it's delicious and eases the pain of life.

>>14188900
If you need shit like that to ease your pain of life then you might consider a noose.

>>14188007
here's mine
>crunchy chicken tenders
>ice cold diet pepsi

>>14188975
Liikely not her but she kind of looks like Leryn the Javelin girl.

>>14188975
>weird as food choice
>people start clapping

>>14188997
they put her on the big screen because it's such an odd thing and people clapped and laughed at her when she noticed and got embarrassed. she does it every time she goes...

>>14188987
totally does not dude wtf

>>14188007
>Chicken Tikka Masala
>Goulash
>Schnitzel with Fries
>Cheeseburger
>Shakshuka
These are what gives me the most blissful feeling when I eat them.

>>14188061
You are the weirdo, not everyone besides you.

>>14189731
Good picks
For me, anything with lots of salt, fat, and carbs will do the trick

Rice with butter and lemon juice and blackpepper. Maybe a fried egg on top. 10/10

Ham bean soup on the thicker side made with hamhocks and bacon, served with some fresh irish soda bread toasted with butter. home made chili with jalapeno cheddar corn bread. A big ass peanut butter pickle bacon burger with a cold coke. A huge greasy burrito and a gatorade after a night of drinkin with the lads. Really there's a lot of things, I could go on and on.

>>14188007
Ice cream

>>14189759
Could you eat that much food for $3500, /ck/?

>>14189783
Do I lose if I throw up? But with that much money on the line I could probably pull it off

>>14189759
Then you throw it all out once you get the 50 likes on Instagram you wanted.

>>14189804
>50
pathetic

>>14189783
You know, I don't even think I can

>>14189010
Is that kid on fucking amphetamines

>>14188024
>2017.
More like 2014 newfag. I was one of the guys that spammed r9gay with tendies memes back then. You are welcome faggot.

>>14188007
I've learned that the only viable comfort food to not be a fatass is labor.
Solve a problem, clean a room, shadow box.
Bam comfort.
If I'm too tired to do that, its probably just time to sleep.

Sorry OT for /ck/, but honest response.

>>14189958
judging that he's at a tennis match (which means hes rich) and his mom is dipping chicken in pepsi (which means she doesn't give a fuck about anything) i'd say there is a 99%chance he is on adderall

Lagane e ceci

>>14189993
I live in a constant state of struggle. I don't even know what comfort is soft boy.

>>14189746
Soy sauce, bacon fat, and uncooked rice blended together? Fuckin delicious

>>14190122
fuck off breh you know what I meant

If I'm visting my parents: Brats or Fish Fry.
If I'm cooking: spaghetti and meat sauce.
If I'm getting take out: NY style pizza.

>>14189783
I dont have to have the sauces too right?

>>14190188
It's 3.5k for just eating food.
You have to eat the packets of sauce too.

>>14190198
>But what about leftovers in the packets, do you have to clean them out completely?
>In fact, what about all the crumbs and shit that falls to the side?
The food will be weighed before you eat it, there will be a minimum weight you must reach for the meal to be considered "finished". Some crumbage is omitted.

>>14190208
>But what about leftovers in the packets, do you have to clean them out completely?
If I have to do that, I am definitely out. Asking me to eat straight sugar is just a no-go for me!

>>14188061
based autismo

>>14188007
Fried calamari with a side of thin crispy fries hits the spot.

>>14188007
Fried fish (usually walleye or bluegill)
Waffle fries
Fried okra
Hush puppies
Elephant ears
Iced tea

>>14189783
anyone except lap band patients ought to be able to eat that

>sushi
>diet coke
>pic related

Fried goat liver with my own masala and some naan

>>14190514
Would devour

>>14189759
close to 3000 calories but this is something I would regularly eat once every week.

>>14188014
Unequivocally based, and wholeheartedly wholesome.

>>14190514
Based stinky curry pajeet

>>14189832
More like realistic.

>>14190514
Hold the camera still for literally less than a second, can you do that?

>>14191038
next time i make fried goat liver i'll use a tripod darling

>>14190533
>>14190634
did you like how i used cherry tomatoes?

>>14188007
hee hee yum yum tendies :P~ so good thats why i eat it every day haha

>>14188014
I'm a better cook than my mother by far and have run a catering business on the side for years and yet everything tastes better when I go home and just eat her cooking.
I'm not complaining but I don't fucking get it man. Some basic ass pasta shouldn't make me feel so much at home.

>>14188007
god i could go for some sonic Chinken tenders and gravy right about now

>>14189759
>four burgers, some wings, some potato
That's fucking nothing. Anyone who can't even for 3500 is a skinny lanklet femboy.

>>14188007
>>14188882
>>14188975
>>14189759
>>14191105
>>14192699
literal manbabies

>>14192710
What kind of retard doesn't like fried chicken breast? And just because they think it's kidlike? Stop limiting yourself based on how you think others perceive you. That's when you become a real man.

1920s originals baby, if you see these just check out all the amazing fruits which go into these.

>>14191058
No need. Just hold the camera still. Even a blind spastic can do that. Can you?

>>14192735
these have no right to be as good as they are, texture so much nicer then anything else on the market.

>>14188007
in trying times like these, it would be better to avoid sensitives topics such as fried chicken. just a fair warning.

>>14192808
It makes children happy and adults also

>>14192810
lmao not bad

Gravlax
Rösti
Gallete with egg and rösti inside
Motherfucking kebabpizza or kebabrulle

>>14192697
Can't wait till she dies and all you have left to eat is her rotting dead cunt lmao

>>14192994
Would still taste better than the shit you're getting

>>14192697
Your brain trusts your mother better than you not to poison yourself, so you can enjoy the meal better.

>>14188007
Beef tartar on whole wheat bread with fresh minced shallots

>>14192779
Do you really think a blind spastic can take better pictures than I can? I know you’re trying to be mean but you’re just objectively wrong