/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14186516
>acevado
>fruit

Good one

Thank you buck toothed shovel mouth

>>14186516
I imagine they sound like Pokemon going "Gomph gomph" lol

>>14186519
What is it, if not a fruit?

>>14186553
Did you know, there is no botanical definition of vegetable? Only culinary along line lines of sugar content and use. If there was a point in time where you ever took dicks out of your mouth, then you'd stop being such a cocksucker.

Someone explain this to me

>>14186565
But then how would I take fat loads down my throat on the regular?

And that's the exact direction I was going in, yes.

Would you call it a vegetable, though? I'm not sure I would, leaving aside what the definitions are.

>>14186516
Avocados are kinda shit. I can do much more with dry nuts, without needing to plan around them.

>>14186583
Yes. It's also really good when really ripe and mashed up with sugar and a bit of rum.

>>14186572
Gompotheres are basically giant squirrels who would use their buck teeth as shovels to bury hundreds of avocados for the winter

>>14186593
>Avocados are kinda shit. I can do much more with dry nuts, without needing to plan around them.
This is hands down the most pretentious thing I’ve ever seen posted on 4chan.

Just how desperate are you to appear like you know what you’re talking about?

>>14186593
>without needing to plan around them.

>>14186565
damn you lucky he have a sense of humor. rude mf

>>14186598
Wouldn't the avocados spoil within 2 weeks

>>14186876
Why do you think they went extinct?

>>14186519
>acevado

>>14186824
This ain't reddit, pal. I'm glad there's a sense of thick skin here, and he took it in stride.

>>14186890
Cacavado

>>14186516
>his prehistoric parents couldnt afford to get him braces
lmao

>>14186593
What in the world does this even mean? Why in the world are you comparing dry nuts to a fleshy fruit? Why do you feel the need to differentiate between “dry” nuts, and “wet” nuts? What in the world do you mean plan around them? Do you plan around all things that aren’t dry and go bad after a while? Do you eat nothing but nuts? Fucking dumb ass.

>>14186565
>Did you know, there is no botanical definition of vegetable?
oh my god you are so fucking smart, god you are just so smart oh my god you are just so smart

>not using avocados for nefarious ends

>>14187163
They're fatty so they're used similarly. Avocados have a brief window of usability. A sack of walnuts is good for half a year and nutritionally superior.

>>14187174
>They're fatty so they're used similarly
Lmao

>>14187174
>They're fatty so they're used similarly.
>is good for half a year
>nutritionally superior.
>trying this hard

>>14186593
>I can do much more with dry nuts, without needing to plan around them.
Reddit

>>14186516
fun fact: the giant sloth would eat avocados whole pit and all

>>14186516
an avocado is not a fruit as fruit is fit for human consumption.
avocados are shit.
stop eating shit, anons.

>>14188135

Fun fact: That thing never existed, neither did the dinosaurs, and you should consult the Bible more often to get some guidance in your life.

>>14186516
>best tasting
Every avocado I've ever eaten has been virtually tasteless.

>>14188330
>2020
>Being a christcuck
Have you heard the true word of our lord and savior, Kali?

>>14186565
there is a botanical definition of fruit though. Which avocado fits. Faggot.

>>14188456
I want to fuck her

>>14186523
Gomph gomph!

>>14188342
>>14188309
>>14186593
Yet again /ck/ proves how shit their palates really are

>>14188456
Just imagine what she can do with those extra hands. One to work the shaft, one to cup the balls, one to rub your taint and one to finger your bum

>>14186565
what a uckhold

>>14186519
>>14186890

>>14188553
It’s spelled cuckold you utter blithering fucking retard

>>14186519
>seed generated around a budding flower that is pollenated and has meat
based retard

>>14188554
Hey that's the guy from Sons of Anarchy

>>14186523
lol

>>14188456
>Indian goddess
>violent, domineering, and powerful
>Indian woman
>forced to marry some fag she hates, has to shit in a public street because if she tries the toilet/fields she'll get the stuffing raped out of her, MIL rules her with an iron fist
What gives?

The world would be a better place if avocados never existed. Such a boring, bland and overrated fruit

>>14188456
Enjoy your infinite nothingness and nihilism with no finality to existence, the meaninglessness of morality via reincarnation, and the Logos-less meandering throughout eternity. Faggot

>>14188713
>bland

They're anything but

>>14188713
Guaranteed American post

>>14188563
you would know

>>14186882
lol

>>14186565
Why did you lie on the internet?

>>14190057
guaranteed retard post

>>14186891
God what a faggot you are.

>>14188554
PREVIOUSLY, ON THE SHIELD

>>14186824
he has*

>>14190120
Considering I just cucked you last night, yeah I would.

>>14188713
Just so you can continue to dunk on yourself
What's your opinion on bay leaves?

>>14187174
https://youtu.be/9a_3wQHcm_Y

>>14190559
Did you give or receive?

>>14188456
Sorry I enjoy using indoor bathrooms.

>>14190596
Useless in the vast majority of dishes and hardly ever used

>>14189223
Enjoy your lies.

>>14186565
Actually you're a fucking idiot. The botanical definition of a vegetable or VEGETATION is any part of the plant that does not have anything to do directly with reproduction. Just like how a vegetable is a useless fucking person who won't reproduce. Just like you

>>14186523
Ahah

>>14192396
holy kek

>>14186565
>UUHHHM ACKSHUALLY UR WRONG AND A FEG
>wrongquotes
retard

>>14186593
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>14186593
What's he planning to do with the avocados /ck/ friends?

>>14188330
Imagine seeing the world through your delusional eyes. Must be like fucking pyrovision.

>>14186516
Probably is the healthiest fruit, bot not even close the best taste desu

>>14187174
>They're fatty so they're used similarly.
Funny, that’s what I said about you’re mom the other day.

>>14192483

you'll be watching pyrovision when you burn in hell if you don't accept Jesus

>>14192479
He’s planning to plan around them with dry nuts

>>14192521
Name three other fruit that taste better. No fruit can compare with the avocado

>>14194597
What nuts?

>>14194605
Your moms

>>14186593
You just know this guy posts on reddit.

>Creates the absolute WORST fruit on the face of the fucking earth
Fuck you Gomphotheres and Giant Sloths.
Im glad you’re both extinct.

>>14188456
>tfw no Kali gf

>>14192396

>>14195362
Fuck OFF

>>14186595
Hold up. You mash up avocado, making a bare-bones guacamole, then add sugar and rum? What is it, then? A dip, a porridge, a bisque, a smoothie, or something else?

>>14188707
Was rated the most dangerous nation in the world for women, ahead of war ravaged states. I forget the statistic, but the probability of a girl being raped by a relative during her childhood is absurd.

>>14186523
nice, that's funny

>>14188135

he's literally me

>>14196819
No

>>14196581
a cocktail

>>14188330

>>14192000

>>14197444
Seanbaby was the only reason to ever visit Cracked. I wonder if he's still posting there.

>>14197446
Cracked is pozzed as fuck now days.

>>14188456
boobies

ITT: milleniels trying to justify their avecado toast that keeps them broke

>>14186523
Gomph gomph!

>>14189223
So the life we're already living?

>>14186516

>>14190057
G

>>14198349
What

>>14197446
Who?

>>14186565
This bait, It’s unique.

>>14186882
Dogs lick period juice ...
It died because it was retarded

>>14186882
Top bants

>>14186516
>>14186519
>>14186520

How do you not like avocados? These guys probably don’t like olives either

>>14204256
I'm >>14186520
I love avocados