/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14178983
What I brought last time but worse

>>14178983
My cousin brought a whole premade Thanksgiving meal to my house except turkey.
She didn't listen when I told her I'd be cooking all day making everything from scratch.
She then paraded around like she was our savior for bringing premade shit, making sure she mentioned it every 5 minutes.
Unfortunately I killed the mood by telling her to STFU and take her food with her.
She was always extra but I could've kept my cool a lot better

>>14178983
My sister once made mashed potatoes. That's it potatoes what were mashed. no salt, no pepper, no butter, no sour cream/milk/cream.

>>14178983
We invited some friends over for dinner and made spaghetti (I was poor then) used some reasonably good spaghetti sauce. The guy was absolutely astounded by the taste and couldn't believe how good it was. He was absolutely floored. I asked him later "what was that all about" he said his girlfriend always made spaghetti with plain tomato sauce.

>>14179010
>>14179526
Give me their numbers please. I'll treat them right.

>Be me
>Mom dies
>Move from Maryland to North Carolina
>Thanksgiving dinner
>Cousin is a fucking psycho and a fucking vegetarian in the south living in a trailer next to me
>I don't know what she served but it was the most vile and sour thing I've ever eaten
>We threw it the fuck out after she left Thanksgiving

She was a teacher in Fayetteville and really loved scratching out my dandruff and braiding my hair.

I will only forgive them because the bbq turkey at church was so good. Fuck the South.

>>14179526
Another sister came over one day for a get together and made burgers. She said she did it this way all the time:

She takes ALL the leftover spices from her pantry that she hadn't used in a long time and mixes them in to the hamburger.

Shit was the saltiest nastiest tasting hamburgers I ever had. Then she left all the extras with us. The next day I tried eating one again and it was horrible. I just through all of it out. complete waste of 2 or 3 pounds of cooked burger patties.

>>14179567
R u a gril?
Post ass pls
Pls

I didn't make the food but I went to a family gathering for thanksgiving and instead of the traditional turkey and sides it was homemade Chinese buffet style.
Thinking back on it now, I think it was a stupid decision, even if it was done "by scratch" because even I as a half-breed sometimes struggle with shit like fried rice or whatever. Anyway, the main dish was wonton dumpling soup. Usually most people would know to blanch/pre-boil your fresh wontons to help cook the wonton wraps but my in-laws who made the dinner didn't know that and served everybody raw wontons, essentially.
My fiance and I seemed to be the only ones who noticed and/or even had issues with that dinner.

>>14179657
>I as a half-breed sometimes struggle with shit like fried rice
you struggle with one of the most accessible foods in the world?
>most people would know to blanch/pre-boil your fresh wontons
what the absolute fuck am I reading

>>14178983
I worked with an Iraqi kid who was telling us about how awesome Dolmas are and that his family made the best.

IF you don't know, dolmas are some random crap wrapped in grape vine leaves.

And they tasted just as good as that sounds. They were horrible. I took 5 and it took all my will power to gag them down. no one else took more than 5, one guy flat up told him they looked and smelled like shit.

he ended up taking most of them home.

>>14179685
I don't understand how you can be so flyover a dolma makes you gag and yet you've never had a cabbage wrap.

>>14179685
Peak boomer.

It gf's mom brought some sort of ham or bologna "salad". Another time she brought some shit that was a mix of cottage cheese, cream cheese, and jello packet and it was called cottage cheese salad. I have no fucking idea why in the Midwest the term "salad" is so loosly used.

>>14179695
I don't know where the cabbage wrap thing came in we are talking about shit people bring to pot lucks, no one has ever brought a cabbage wrap to any get together I have been to, and I'm not flyover, those things smelled vile, I never smelled anything so foul and yet someone was so proud of.

>>14179706
peak moron.

>>14179710
>I don't know where the cabbage wrap thing came in
You described dolma as if you had never heard of a stuffed leaf in your life, I can only assume you grew up entirely on microwave dinners.

>>14179526
ah i remember in highschool a friend of mine called me late to tell me they were having trouble mashing potatoes. i asked them how long they had boiled them for, or what size pieces they had cut them into, and they said 'you have to boil them?'

>>14178983
staying on topic, once my mom made rabbit stew for christmas and decided to pour a solid fucking pint of vinegar into it. she defended it and served it.s he also once just put some canned beets innto a blender and called it borscht. my brother and i ate in silence while she went on about how we should be thankful we had food or a mother at all.

>>14179541
Treat them right? As in... what? Throwing their makeup-plastered corpses into a shallow grave? Sending their severed head to their boyfriends (since they're obviously not married) in the mail?

>>14179010
When you say pre-made you mean she didn't even make the shit herself right?

>>14179755
>you have to boil them?
kek

>>14179755
It always amazes me people make a mistake that basic, though I'll admit when I first tried making jack Daniels sauce I didn't realise how little alcohol was actually needed

>>14179716
Excuse me, why are you mad to the point of heavy breathing over me not liking a dolma?

>>14179819
What is your problem retard?

>>14178983
"healthy" mashed potatoes that were literally just potatoes and water. not even some salt
that or the pumpkin pie made without using a recipe that was like taking the cinnamon challenge

>>14179935
I almost always make mashed potatoes like that. I don't add water, just whatever they absorb during boiling is enough. I like potatoes and see no reason to taint them with butter.

>>14179951
Put some garlic cloves in there next time you boil some potatoes then add some pepper, parsley and cream when you mash them

>>14180000

>>14180000
What a deserved get.

>>14179538
What was the brand, anon? I've been needing a solid brand for a while now.

>>14179951
You're over-boiling your potatoes if they're retaining that much liquid.

>>14178983
green bean casserole. had bits of bacon, sour cream, and worst of all - peanuts.

i took one bite and gagged, then faked that i was sick.

>>14179755
>you have to boil them
Anon, please tell me you're lying. My sides can't handle the truth.

>>14180000
>using a get this perfectly
Based and checked.

>>14179819
How can you be such an unfunny sperg?

>>14180028
Ragu

>>14180031
Enough liquid for them to be mashed is too much? A perplexing claim, frankly. If they're soft enough to be mashed with liquid, they're soft enough to be mashed without it.

>>14178983
>doing something different for thanksgiving one year, mom was coming over (parents are divorced) to make lasagna, salad, and garlic bread
>actually based, I love all of these things
>mom made the lasagna the day before for conveniences sake. already a red flag.
>she reheated the lasagna; sauce is coagulated and browned. she used lean turkey beef instead of ground beef because "turkey on thanksgiving xd" without even thinking about the end result. tasted like leftovers: was bland as shit and the texture was awful.
>salad was tossed to her own preferences even when my dad and I both asked her that she let everybody (only 5 people) make their own personal salads
>garlic bread used plain butter instead of garlic butter and didn't even bake it long enough.
>coddles my half-brother who doesn't like lasagna or salad so that motherfucker gets to make his own shrimp pasta
I forced a second bite of the lasagna down, had a piece of "garlic" bread and a drink and headed upstairs without saying anything. When I came down the next morning apparently my dad was super cool about the whole thing, nobody else liked the lasagna and he too was upset how she just kinda threw us under the bus with the salad thing all the while coddling my half brother.
It was worse than the also infamous "Scrambled Eggs and Yams Thanksgiving", although that one was unironically good just because how much of a joke my dad and I played it off as, and it was only us two that year.

>>14178983
My dad and I pride ourselves in being pretty decent home cooks. I also have this one ultra annoying uncle who comes around every once in a while. The last time he did he decided to buy some ready-made supermarket fish dinner. It was horrendous but he tried to go on and on about how great it was so he didn't have to admit it was a fucking awful idea.
He hasn't visited us since and I hope it's because he realized that by praising this ready-made trash he's indirectly insulted everything we'd ever cooked for him.

>>14178983
Cocksuckelshinglmon

>>14180117
It doesn't sound great, but I hope you grew out of that passive aggressive sulking.

>>14179951
>taint them with butter.
You seem to have misused the word "taint". I believe you meant "grace".

Devilled eggs with enough horseradish to kill a horse
A cherry pie with a burnt top but raw crust inside? Also, freezerburned breads my grandma baked 3 months in advance for no reason that nobody wants to eat
The layered trifle mom insists on making constantly that gets soggy as fuck in the middle
Also one time I tried to bring red, white, and blue rice krispies to a family gathering but I guess I didn't add enough marshmallow because they set as hard as bricks. Nobody ate them but me

>>14180304
Family of retireds.

>>14180117
>turkey beef
It's called ground turkey.

>>14180304
>Devilled eggs with enough horseradish to kill a horse
This is how I know you aren't Polish. We kill multiple jars of the real homemade shit at Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, Memorial Day, Fourth of July et al.

>>14180504
My family is half-Polish. Also you sound like my Uncle. Nobody wants devilled eggs so strong ur nose hairs get burned off just smellin em sorry some of us actually have functioning tastebuds

It was me. I made stuffing for the first and last time and it was awful. Burned outside and undercooked inside, and I wasted a very good squash making it.
Fortunately nobody in my family even likes stuffing all that much and they were all cool about it, but I was pissed at myself.

>>14180517
>i made something for my family that don't like when it's done well, and did it poorly
Why do you hate your family?

All my immediate family except me and my dad have been vegan so long they've forgotten what good food tastes like. I've eaten some atrocious shit.

>>14180529
Everything tastes good when you're starving.

>>14180517
>Burned outside

Sounds to me like you didn't stuff it up a bird's asshole.

>>14179695
so lets get something straight my shit for brained friend. I was quite interested in trying dolmas. They looked interesting. But the smell was anything but appetizing. they had a strange slimyness to them and I don't know if you have ever eaten grape leaves but they have an unpleasant paper/cardboard texture. they just did not taste good.

>>14179706
ah the cry of the noargument

>>14179716
this is a complete non sequitar and has nothing to do with dolmas. you seem dense.

>>14179889
this is not me.

>>14179951
Your closet is full of the exact same shirt and pants. you have never touched your dick except to pee. you peel grapes and secretly wish you were male. The thought of a naked women causes you to vomit ironically making you to be a giant dick.

>>14180028
that was more than 25 years ago I have no idea, probably ragu or prego.

>>14180046
also not me

>>14179675
Bro have you tried pan-frying fried rice without a wok? Shit's annoying as fuck and if I'm not quick enough my rice will end up gummy instead of being light and fried.
As for the wontons the wonton wrappers were LITERALLY raw. The soup itself wasn't even hot enough to cook the wonton wrappers. I was just eating dough.

>>14179707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1L8x8Hifnk

>>14178983
My older cousin brought a cranberry green bean casserole to thanksgiving one year

>>14178983
My grandma once made a smorgastarta for Christmas, but she put way too much salt in the filling. Everybody spat it out and she became very hurt. The next day I ate a piece with coffee out of symphaty, but she threw it all out later on.

I show my mom how to make carbonara as shes always raving about how good my version is(its just fucking standard sketti, parm, bacon,black pepper and 50% chance of cream i like both versions sue me) next time i go there she does it but adds a shitton of red onions completely ruining the dish

The caterers for my graduation dinner made lasagna, and I swear they must’ve used cinnamon or something, along with way too much sugar. It had an unexpected sweet taste to it that made me and several others feel ill.

>>14180043
>m-moooom this post is unfunny and I made sure everyone knows it !

t.butthurt (for unknown reason)

>>14180117
If your parents are divorced why are you having a thanksgiving meal together?
honestly what kind of cuckery is this?

>>14179889
because he's the CEO of Dolma Inc.

>>14181923
Divorce is hip these days. They could still be living together, fucking, having kids, but hey divorce was on twitter and there's an almost 50% divorce rate now let's try whatever that is!

everyone in my family flips over this disgusting broccoli casserole my grandma and aunt makes

it's condensed broccocli soup, mashed up saltines and overcooked broccoli stirred together and it's rotten

>>14182127
Sounds foul

>>14180628
That's a no no now

>>14182132
i still do it
i like to live dangerously

I am the family member who brings over stinky goat curry

>>14182132
Then it isn't stuffing. It is dressing.

>>14182132
It's not stuffing if you aren't using it to stuff something. You want it to soak up all the birds juices my guy.

>>14181376
>smorgastarta
My understanding is that that is a tuna sandwich cake. Time to send grammy to a home.

>>14179010
This is the winner. Nothing gets on my nerves more than someone who can't stick to the plan. On the other hand, you should have tasked her with bringing something so it was all more collaborative. Thanksgiving is supposed to be shared. Amen.

>>14180302
I'm about to grace your taint with my man butter I'm churning up

>>14180028
You should try the Lloyd Grossman sauces. They cost a little extra but they're pretty much the best jarred sauces you can get your hands on, in my opinion. Nice range of flavours and meals and always tastes like they've actually bothered to use decent ingredients.
>>14182132
Why is it a no-no? Did I miss some health PSA?

>>14178983
My cousin is an awful cook. I remember when she made horrendously bad scallops and that was most likely the worst thing I ever ate. No wonder she's single at 45

>>14181099
So here's the reality of the situation. When I was 8, I tried dolmas and didn't like them. I had the same complaints as you, they were slimy, oily, and didn't have a good taste.
Well, 12 years later I gave them another shot.
I tried them because they just seemed strange to me, how could someone like these? And wa la. They were delicious. I was floored.
Dolmas are really wonderful. So simple, just grape leaves stuffed with rice, and so wonderful. The flavors are distinct and satisfying. The texture of the grape leaves is perfectly contrasted by the loose rice. A great snack.

>>14181899
sugar? who puts fucking sugar in lasagna?

>>14185006
Maybe you just don't like seafood, dude.

>>14179695
>flyover

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>14185201
>me dont like food
>that make me better than u

>>14178983

My dad's wife made this godawful shit:

2 inch layer of thawed frozen peas (health risk)
2 inch layer of fucking mayonnaise
topped with shredded cheese and bacon bits

I really can't describe how excessive the goddamn mayonnaise was. She was so proud of it. She guilt-tripped every single person into trying it.

>>14185219
>My dad's wife
Is this some kind of cuck thing? I don't get it.

>>14185226

yeah my dad is a reverse cuck

>>14185116
Well I was 47 at the time and had no expectations good or bad about them. the texture was nauseating and the taste and smell was strange sickly garbage like smell.

>>14185278
So you're a manchild? I don't understand why you're telling me this.

>>14185282
because morons like you can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that sometimes the food they like taste like shit to other people. we are sorry you have no sense of taste or smell and can't understand that.

>>14178983
My mother had dibs on making dessert for the family gathering, so she baked a cake:

Atrocity list:
1.Whole cup of ginger
2.No sugar at all
3.Thin burnt layer of pure chocolote
4.Raisins
5.Brick solid

Sorry ma but your cake tasted like an old matress

>>14184925
Retards were eating under-cooked bird then blaming the stuffing when they got sick.

>>14179010
>cousins fiance is deathly allergic to all nuts so many of the traditional family recipes can't be used
JUST

>>14185226
Divorced parents often remarry. I don't call my dad's third wife my stepmom.

>>14179707
>go to Chicago for business
>order a burger
>waitress asks if I want a salad on it
>salad on a burger
>after a few questions it turns out she meant do I want lettuce, tomato and onion on it
Do americans really?

>>14181899
>sugar
>in lasagna
Are you sure there wasn't a type there?

>>14185125
People put sugar in red sauce to mask the flavor of undercooked canned tomatoes

>>14185226
not him but my dad remarried after I was an adult. I refer to her by her name or if I'm talking to someone that doesn't know her I refer to her as my dads wife because calling her my step mom feels weird.

>>14185509
nuts don't belong in food.

>>14185522

>>14185556
We called my parents by their first name, and the same for my aunt and uncle. I did not find out that was considered weird till I got in to college.

>>14185201
kek

>>14185522
I hate when people use their retarded slang with me like I'm supposed to know what they're talking about. They sound like foreigners that are just getting by in English when they do that. Worse is when they use non-English words for what they mean, and then act like I'm stupid for not following. I don't feel bad for a second, though. Approval from these prideless retards means nothing.

>>14186195
>autistic man confused and angered by regional dialects, news at 11

>>14185292
>We are sorry...
Oh, I'm talking to a schizo. Makes sense now.

>>14186195
So what you're trying to say in coded language is that you got flustered when the waitress asked if you wanted pollo asado or carnitas in your enchiladas.

>>14178983
Literally, and I mean fucking LITERALLY, any time anyone brings a fucking "vegan/sugarfree/blahblahblah/" version of whatever normal meal is
Replacements fucking suck, there's dozens of good meals not using replacements

>>14182641
No, although technically possoble noone has ever served such a version of smörgåstårta to me nor have i seen one. Normal topping are gravlax and shrimp for seafood version or ham and /or roastbeef for the meat version.

There is no vegetarian/vegan version because there is no way to make it palatable

>>14185219
why are frozen peas a health risk?

>>14180000
Damn, based get. I will follow your wise words.

>>14182194
Why would you deliberately make something taste like that?

>>14180033
>peanuts
Did they run out of sliced almonds? Seen greebeans with those

>>14182194
Are in Indian or Jamaican?

>>14186245
Perhaps your childlike palate is the problem.

>>14187000
No you retard, they just happen to always fuck it up.
"Sugar free pecan pie"
Turns out hard as a rock, the sweetener the recipe calls for hardly tastes of anything.
If you want to make a sugar free meal, don't make a meal that fundamentally requires sugar to make it work

>>14180000
Checked
Based
Redpilled

>>14186205
and I've been talking to a complete retard. I should know better.

>>14187000
ah yes the ol' "if you don't like the awful crap I bring you must be a child defense". No your food is crap, taste like crap and will always be crap.

>>14179819
>>14181900
They obviously need an alpha male in their lives, you'd be surprised what a couple of well placed hits can accomplish.

>>14179526
At least if you're going to fuck up a food, that's the way to do it. I'd eat a heaping serving of that with some salt and olive/sesame oil

>>14179567
>Fuck the South.
Fuck *you* nigger we're not responsible for your family.

>>14180096
what? no. liquid changes the softness of the resultant goo, obviously. This is like basic observation,

>>14179755
Mmm, limitrophe fish. I wonder if I still have a tin stashed in the fridge somewhere and some pickles to go with it.

>>14187000
>childlike
Says the vegan who won't eat meat because muh fee fees, and appeal to authority. Fucking kek

>>14180117
>Ground beef
>Lasagna
Jesus Christ, you're supposed to use sausage, you flyover abomination.

When I learned how to make peanut butter, I got excited and inordinately proud of it. It happened that a week after that was a family gathering for my grandmother's 85th birthday where we were encouraged but not required to bring a dish. So I baked some bread and made peanut butter sandwiches with home made peanut butter, thinking I was going to impress everybody.

When I arrived I saw my sister walking in with a beautiful looking trifle and some mini quiches. I immediately realised that bringing peanut butter sandwiches was fucking retarded. There's nothing fancy about putting peanuts in a blender. I left them in the car and told everyone I'd been too busy to bring anything.

I tried one of my sandwiches the next day. It tasted like I'd forgotten to put salt in the dough.

>>14187734
that's a really sad story, anon.
I'm sure they would've loved to try your homemade peanut butter.

>>14187734
Honestly sounds like you dodged a bullet with the no salt in the dough and probably would have been the butt of some jokes for a while.. I'd remake it and maybe bring it to a more casual family setting.

>>14187747
If I tried sharing something with home made peanut butter again it would probably be something else, maybe a dessert incorporating peanut butter. Sandwiches is just dumb.

>>14187759
Nah, I think it can work with good home-baked bread. Maybe try some fancier, like borodinsky with raisins - I bought a loaf of it by accident once and it turned out to be pretty good, ate it with no toppings even.

>>14179685
Dolmas can be good, but only at a restaurant.

>>14186265
i'm assuming thawed but not reheated

>>14187909
>>14185219
you think peas have salmonella or some shit?

>>14181158
Buy a wok you half wit

>>14185292
He said they’re each made from different things, like I imagine a cheap slaw or any random potluck protein filling might be, and this guy brought horrible ones. That’s what the thread is about. Get over it

My aunt likes to proudly announce that she made dessert and every time I forget what that means and take a bite of the "dump cake" which is just a cake mix with a soda poured on it. It's some midwest trend this cunty tv ad lady came up with and my aunt thinks it's the greatest lifehack in the world.

But my other aunt makes delicious chocolate scotchies so all is well.

>>14179755
we have one can of sprats left. it is sacred. was i the one who called about the potatoes?

>>14180117
stop being a sook.

>>14187917
Listeria is the bigger risk.

>>14187299
>My food is crap.
No, my food is perfectly normal. I'm not vegan or sugar-free or anything. I just don't freak out when someone else is.
>>14187499
Not vegan, just not terrified of vegetables.

>>14179567
Maryland IS the South, you asshole.

>>14189713
No. It's not. Maybe it's south of the mason dixon line, but it's not the "South".

>>14189778
Their state song is about how the damn Yankees invaded. You're wrong.

>>14188307
>a cake mix with a soda poured on it
what the fuck
why are boomers so fucking terrible at cooking

My mother insisted the ENTIRE family join her for a "church BBQ" and apparently it was being hosted by a vegan. We ate grilled corn on the cob, cold pasta salad and watermelon. Waste of time and good manners.

>>14189819
Ok. But it's not the "South". Even Virginia is barely the "South".

>>14189937
You're a fucking idiot.

>>14189699
do you not eat any fruits or vegetables raw?

>>14185201
I wish I had soymilk, a barcade, and a trans gf named Megan

>>14189982
no your

>>14189937
weapons grade retarded

>>14190404
Fucking uppity little bitches who have never been outside of ohio. If Maryland is the "South" to you you are a sheltered little yankee faggot.

>>14190427
>never been outside of ohio
I never want to visit the south again, hot and humid, if I didn't have family down there I would never go, I like the food though.

>>14190427
I never go away from the South, you know-nothing asswipe.

>>14178983
I dunno, but I’m never allowed to cook/ ring anything because my rich relatives insist on cooking everything and refuse help from anyone but then parade around like they’re saints for slaving away to feed the whole family.

>>14190465
There's plenty of retarded faggots in the south

>>14186152
Look at this pleb holy shit

Boiled carrots in velveeta

>>14186996
im indian
>>14186509
Taste like what? i didnt even describe the taste to you?

>>14179685
Dolmas are great

>>14191111
obviously not

>>14190427
Why you gotta bring Ohio into this, bitch?

>>14190734
Be kind he probably will die just by looking at nuts

>>14191111
Based get.

>>14188307
That isn't even a dump cake. A "good" dump cake is more like a ghetto cobbler. Like a generic one would be canned peaches dumped on white cake mix and a bunch of butter, crisped up and semi-edible.

>>14185522
No. I've never heard it called salad in the USA. Interestingly I've lived in Chicago and the UK and the UK is the only place I've heard it called 'salad'. They're all gay, though

>>14179593
This is your brain on loneliness

>>14185355
>whole cup of ginger
holy fucking shit, your sinuses must have been deep cleaned afterwards

Sour mashed potatoes.

It sat in a car for a 3 hour drive in the blazing heat or whatever, but shit was gross nobody ate it and we had to throw it away. Big family too, so it was a huge food tray worth. Sad :(

>>14187293
ok schizo

>>14191494
It's just slang, you hear it all over the place. I'm shocked people don't know that the plant toppings of a burger are sometimes affectionately referred to as salad. You guys don't think anyone means it literally do you? That would be a sign of autism.

My cousin and his family insist on bringing this disgusting "macaroni and cheese" they make to EVERY family gathering possible. It's fucking ziti noodles with those fake cheese shreds piled onto it, a top layer of Kraft singles covering it, and burnt to a fucking crisp in the oven. They bring it only because they're the only ones who will eat that shit, ensuring they can pile up a stupid huge portion for themselves.

>>14179685
>hating on dolma as a 47 year
What an absolute fucking tastelet. Kys

>>14191111
quads of truth, I'll only eat Dolmas from now on

>>14187893
Dolmas are easy tier to make m8 its like making a homemade burger always better at home.
>>14191111
Quads of truth.>>14191195

>>14181899
I mean cinnamon can be nice in lasagna, but sugar is too far.

My best friend's stepdad made pizole with lamb in it once. The motherfucker was so proud to offer it to me, but it smelled like a backed up toilet. I'm not a pussy when it comes to food, so I actually got a bowl and started in on it. It tasted exactly like it smelled: hot fucking sewage. It was the worst thing I ever ate, but I managed to put away two bites before kind of just awkwardly walking away, and driving home.

That was the third time I'd had lamb in my life, and the third time lamb was fucking disgusting. Luckily I had it a fourth time, and it was good, so I don't know what the deal is.

>>14186152
mine belong in your mouth

>>14192560
Not at all
She used that pre grinded cheap ginger, and because she cooked the fuck out of the cake, I could only get the gingery aftertaste

>>14192978
Youre one of those people that cant handle the meaty and fatty smell of lamb. Just try to hide with other spices herbs until you build up tolerence.

>>14192820
>you hear it all over the place
no you fucking don't

>>14193031
I do. They're referring to salad vegetables ie. vegetables that are eaten raw.

>>14179567
Look up the Mason-Dixon line

>>14179707
salad is a dish, usually served cold, that consists of a bunch of chopped up stuff. I have a cousin that makes a jello salad similar to what you're describing but it has a bunch of chopped up fruit in it which in my mind makes it a salad

>>14192568
Why did you take something you made on a 3 hour drive? That's pick something up on the way distance.

>>14194903
Like a fruit salad...

>>14179526
Just put shit on them.
Or serve them like that on purpose so nobody eats any and you can hoard the leftovers for making lefse.

>>14179755
>my brother and i ate in silence while she went on about how we should be thankful we had food or a mother at all.
iktf

>>14179567
>Maryland
>Not the south
To be fair as a Californian I look down on all you east/southeast/midwest cretins equally. You don't know what good food is.

>>14180117
>wanted to play fake wops for Thanksgiving
>didn't actually want to put forth any effort recreate your beloved Olive Garden classix so you had mommy do it for you
>mommy who I'm sure has made you her shitty food before
>both wants a "custom salad for everybody" but also wants his autistic baby brother to be miserable and eat shit he doesn't want
I mean-

>>14179685
He probably just made shitty ones. Dolma are all about the filling, and if the filling sucks the dolma sucks. I'm not sure how he managed to fuck up the filling since it's usually rice, garlic, olive oil, lemon, seasonings and (sometimes) ground meat. But it's possible.

>>14178983
Everyone in my family is a great cook. I dont even know what this is like. Well, granny Tracy was Irish and she made Turkey Jerky one year so that's not entirely true... but it was still edible. She's Irish though so what's a nigga gone do ya feel me? It was probably average American cooking and I'm just spoiled. But mom's side is all top tier including the men, and Granny's kids are all pretty decent as well including dad. His sister used to make Dutch oven Mac & cheese from scratch that was out of this world.

>>14191195

>>14192820
This is the first I'm hearing about it and i'm 35

>>14179685
>a food I hate is so bad I only ate FIVE of it
Holy shit how fat are you? How many had you been planning to fucking eat?

>>14194993
Fuck you mexinigger

>>14187361
Just shoot me a call when you find one.

>>14192851
you know this thread is about people who bring shit food to an event not whether or not a particular food is good.

>>14192960
no

>>14192978
never heard of people thinking lamb taste like sewage, but it has been known to taste like lanolin especially in mutton.

>>14192992
were that to ever happen they would be bitten off then barfed down your throat.

>>14195040
I've heard it a couple of times and I'm 54 (the ride never ends).

>>14195078
small retarded homosexual! how big do you think dolmas are? these were about 1.5 inches by MAYBE 1/2 inch.

>>14195014
Are we seriously still talking about fucking Dolmas?

>>14181392
My Mom does the exact same thing with the exact same recipe

>>14178983
A spaghetti omelette.
Literally cooked spaghetti, put them in a oven tray with egg and a little bit of cheese. It was served cold, with hard pieces of cheese, cold egg and cold gummy spaghetti.
Almost puked in the plate.

>>14197361
Would be gr8 if it wasn’t cold and hard

>>14195751
>barfed
this is an 18+ site, kid.

>>14183611
finna based

>>14185201
coasties fucking ethered

>>14197101
Damage control.

>>14197386
Barf is a term only really used by advanced gentlemen who grew up reading Mad Magazine.

>>14195751
Stfu bitch

>>14197638
tis true I did read a lot of mad magazine how did you know.

>>14197645
uhm no I do think that I will.

>>14197638
tis true I did read a lot of mad magazine how did you know.

>>14197645
uhm no I don't think that I will.

>>14182194
Based curry goat man
A lot of people trust you

Spaghetti with squash “noodles”
Such a bad fucking texture

>>14185555
then don’t use canned tomatoes

>>14185555
checked
But gross... overly sweet tomato sauce is just a total meal-ruiner

when all the sides are just shit mixed with mayonaise

>>14199574
>Spaghetti with squash “noodles”
>Such a bad fucking texture
spagghetti squash is good right out the oven, but you def dont want that shit sitting in a bowl under tinfoil for 3 hours

>>14179567
Post tits filthy slamhog

>>14178983
A block of cream cheese covered in apple slices and caramel intended to be eaten on crackers.
Brought to thanksgiving a few years ago.

>>14201359
does this person have any relation to Jack Scalfani

>>14194929
ham salad, tuna salad, ambrosia salad, taco salad, chicken Caesar salad, etc.
lots of kinds of salad.
and ham salad is weird

>>14178983
My aunt once bought an entire beef tenderloin. And then marinated it in soy sauce.

>>14191494
it's from an episode of spongebob, it's slang children use sometimes.

>>14192978
Lamb smells fucking disgusting. My mom would make leg of lamb stuffed with garlic and dad loved it and I fucking hated it. She is a good cook too so I know it's just that the meat itself is disgusting. Dad also loves chicken livers and would risk our lives stopping at the nigger neighborhood KFCs in Oakland and shit to pick up an order whenever we were in one of those areas. You know, the areas where the cashier is behind 3 inches of bullet proof glass... those seem to be the only KFCs that carry livers. They aren't available at every location.

>>14201386
Not gonna lie a family staple is called Salt Block. 50/50 Soy Sauce and Vegetable oil with fresh garlic as a marinade. Then into the broiler for a few minutes on each side. Shit is fucking cash.

>>14201411
Nah bro

>>14201421
On a London Broil that is.

This thread makes me not want to cook for anyone

>>14197126
Maybe you guys have the same mom

>>14185509
ok, just dont fucking eat the shit then bitch is what you need to tell em.

>>14180096
based retard

>>14187463
That is a nonsense reply. They're not overboiled just because they can be mashed. That is the point of contention, not whether extra liquid changes anything.

>>14195015
>I dont even know what this is like
So don't fucking post.

>>14178983
Family is usually good when they cook so nothing outright bad but
>duel birthday lunch since me and another person in family have birthdays close to each other
>its literally nothing but fucking sandwiches
>"Oh its too hot to cook."
Where did this meme of "too hot to cook" come from?
Everyone in my family has a house with ac and we did not eat outside, the whole thing was inside.

>>14179685
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>>14179685
ALSO BEST DOLMA ARE WHEN STUFFED IN ZUCCINI OR ONION OR BELL PEPPER ARGSGNSKGJNRGKJRN

>>14180117
Treat your half brother better.