/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14155466
Sucking fst huge fucking cocks
Lol

That would make a really great gift to someone elderly or with severe arthritis

The absolute state of vegans

>>14155474
or your typical soy boy

>>14155480
>GF's sperm

>>14155480
I really dont want to be associated with that "man", please

>>14155498
Based and meatpilled

>>14155498
>not eating the eggs, chickens, and goats I raise will help stop rainforest deforestation

>>14155524
b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-but goyim you must buy my factory processed plant product!

>>14155524
Im about to receive 40 ducks in a week. I want goats to be my first ruminants but people say they are a pain. What do you think?

Isn't the robotwist supposed to be made for women who can't open jar lids (so all women)?

>>14155589
It's for the old/infirm.

seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

>>14155701
Soylent is popular with tech people
They need to get back to work as quick as possible or else they will get replaced with an indian code monkey

>>14155701
It's somewhat more nutritious than a typical snack or fast food meal. It can be nice to have something simple and decently healthy to grab and drink when you're too busy for a real meal.

>>14155480
>my gf's sperm

>>14155524
I want to fuck your ducks

>>14155575
Why not get sheep instead? Goats are stubborn dickheads.

>>14155575
males goats piss all over themselves

>>14155943
Same desu

>>14155524
It unironically will if you're feeding your animals soy. Soybean production is another major factor in the deforestation of Brazil. I'm not even trying to meme here.

>>14155466
They're not too bad. As for the benefits they make for a good backup meal, kinda like MRE's. That's about it really.

>>14155783
Sheep are fucking sheep, the milk is weird af and you have to sheer them on top of milking. Goats are absolute retard chads, but they don't get offended when you grab them by the horn and drag them to where they need to be

>>14156044
Soybeans are like the number two crop behind corn. Maybe behind marijuana now.

>>14155729
>It can be nice to drink your factory processed meal-in-a-shake - sugar flavour - in front of your computer.

>>14155466
Feeling smug? Idk.

>>14155480

> my gf's sperm

>>14155480
I'm surprised he didn't say "At least Tyrone's sperm is still active"

>>14156446
There is no way marijuana is a crop approaching any grain, get a grip. The USA tips freighter loads of corn into the sea every few months, less now that it can afford to pay growers not to have a crop some years.

>>14155701
laziness. I bought some of an australian brand of the same thing once because I thought it would enable me to have breakfast before work despite going to bed at 3am every night but I just drank the whole pack in one go and made myself ill.

>>14155783
Goats are pretty hardy and aren’t too picky about what they eat.

>>14156893
Sad since cannabis seeds are among the healthiest "grain" you can eat, to bad they aren't very tasty in flour form

>>14157517
we could try to selectively breed then fro tastiness now and get healthy tasty grains in about 500 years.

>>14157528
>in about 500 years.
Or, you know, use modern botanical science and have it ready in under a couple years.

>>14157537
but then you have the "GMO BAD" crowd at your door step protesting and fucking your crops
Just look at what they did to the golden rice.

>>14155480

>>14155480

Imagine being autistic and not realizing that this is satire

>>14155480
>gf's sperm

>>14157986
Imagine giving a shit about what's satire or not in this fucking clown world we live in. Reality or fiction doesn't matter, did you laugh? Were you entertained? Mission accomplished, then.

>>14155480
>my GF's sperm

>>14155466
Yes, you save your precious time with eating since it has almost all the calories you need in a drink. Since its vegan it also brings peace of mind since you can consume as much as you wish without having the thought that by doing so you contribute to animal suffering. Really, if people consumed soy instead of murder meat, the world would be a better place.

>>14157528
"breed for tastiness" remove most of the rare nutrients. wild corn and wheat and rice also have great nutrients, but when we breed them for mass production this is lost because it's biologically not cost effective.

>>14157528
You could do that, but I guarantee it will lose most of those nutrients to become tasty.

>>14158005

I'm not denying the post itself was funny, but the retards replying to it and basing their world view on thinking that it was real pissed me off

>>14155480
>MY WIFE'S SON PRODUCED BY MY WIFE'S SPERM

>>14155466
If you use it as a meal replacement it’s good for losing weight, but I’ve only ever seen it work that way for women.

Best flavor coming thru.
It's a tasty, cheap, and convenient source of nutrition when I'd otherwise work through my lunch. Like any food, it's not an every day thing, but it has its purpose.

Also, if you define your entire masculinity around what other insecure fags you'll never meet think, you're doomed to be a beta forever.

>>14158244
I wish you a happy transitioning

>>14158253
Stay salty

>>14156044
Maybe Brazil should stop recklessly burning away their greatest resource just to satisfy industry. Too bad that would require courage and conflict.

>>14158257
I agree with >>14158253
it's proven to make u gay and wanna speedrun vidya

>>14158005
if its not satire, im sure a 5 min search would find the real one.

Is Soylent actually good? Never had it but I feel like it would taste nice

>>14160126
Original is okay, but it's an odd flavor. Most describe it as the flavor of the milk left behind after eating a bowl of cheerios. Pretty divisive, you either love it or hate it. All the other flavors pretty much just taste like what's on the label, but with a "protein shake" aftertaste similar to something like Muscle Milk. It's nothing special, it's just like you'd expect.

>>14158244
Show hand

The founder of soylent ended up with extreme gyno.

Unless you want to be a MTF transgender you shouldn't drink it.

How busy are these people that they can't just eat normal vegan food? Or is there another reason to drink this shit?

>>14160195
Intentionally cropped out.

>>14155480
Welp, at least he won't be breeding.

>>14158244
Post beard

>>14155498
Isn’t most deforestation done to free up arable land for crops?

>>14160216
I guess you could say you reap what you soy

>>14160216
You know that you can gain weight in your pectoral region, right? Fat can deposit there in normal circumstances. Gynecomastia is when the actual breast tissue in your chest grows or engorges unnaturally. He just got fat, it's not gyno.

>>14160446
You don't get torpedo tits like that from gaining weight. It's gyno.

>>14155466
It's basically just slimfast.

>>14155575
Wow a whole $40

>>14160430
Yeah, that figure is nonsense. Cattle ranching eventually takes up a great deal of land clearance, but the majority is to produce palm oil, hazelnuts, and fruit trees.

>>14160228
It's popular among Silicon Valley code monkeys who work 12+ hours a day and live in pod communes.

>>14160492
Slimfast is much lower calorie and much higher in sugar and just overall less balanced for proper nutrition.

>>14158013
weaking.

>>14155466
>is there any benefit to drinking soylent?
You save money on gender transitioning drugs

>>14155575
Hope you like rebuilding fences cuz that's your future

>>14156240
Sheep milk cheeses are banger tho but that's a whole extra operation

>>14155466
No, only disadvantages. Non fermented soy is an endocrine disrupter and should be avoided as much as possible

>>14160446
Phytoestrogens change your natural adipose deposits to be more female-like. Drinking soylent on the regular is akin to being on a mild HRT

>>14155466

>>14161295
>doesn't know the difference between phyto-estrogyns and psuedo-estrodiles
KEK

Spurn the Virgin Soylent, ingest the Chad Huel.

But seriously, when I'm at work and don't have time to go out and grab lunch, Huel fills a spot until I get home.

>>14162050
Do you really think HRT just changes where you deposit fat?

>>14162196
Where do you get that? I never said such a thing

>>14162295
The part where you said a change in fat deposits is akin to HRT.

>>14162168
>Huel
Does he fill your boipuccy?

>>14162301
Fat deposit changes (male gyno in this case) is one of the numerous effects yes but there are many more. Partial chemical castration comes to mind

>>14158244
soyface

>>14160430
>>14160677
crops for cattle, u shortsighted turds

>>14155495
Wrong type of precious bodily fluids, friend

>>14155466
What's wrong with his hands? I'm a wristlet and I'm perfectly capable of opening any jar I come across

I want to take a moment to complain how marzetti dressing bottles have completely smooth round lids so I can't get any grip on them and they are very hard to open

I hate them and the dummy who designed a bottle like that. you dumb idiot

>>14155498
>>14155503
>>14155524
>>14160430
this is single-handedly the most gut-wrenching thing I've ever watched. Please watch it. 95% of people won't make it all the way through because they want to remain ignorant. Very sad documentary that everyone should see. Free to watch and narrated by Joaquin Phoenix and other celebrities.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko

they are such a meme
people only heard about it because they ripped off the soylent green is people meme
and then they freeride on the soyboy meme
free marketing

anyway it's retarded and why wouldn't you just eat a protein bar and drink water. protein bars actually taste good (I am a connoisseur of them)

>>14162378
>2 hours of specially selected footage

>>14155466
why are leftards were weak and promote degeneracy

>>14162415
They're weak and degenerative, retard

>>14162378
Nah, I already saw Earthlings.

>>14162368
weird camera angle and hes probably a retard who has little motor control with his hands or some shit

>>14160228
Disfunctional man-children who can't cook and are most definitely incels form their main consumer base.

>>14162378
>waaahh boo hoo animals have human feelings
nigger do you even know where you are

Soylent has not been formulated to provide a complete nutritional replacement like other diet shakes on the market and so its apparent success baffles me.

>>14162711
If you can't think far enough ahead to consider the consequences of destroying the rainforest I don't know what to tell you.

>>14158244
>cheap
maybe compared to getting restaurant delivery

>>14162377
Squeeze harder soiboi. You might need to do some actual work for once in your life instead of in computers. Afraid your boyfriend will miss your buttery smooth handjobs?

>tfw I tried to open a non-screw cap bottle of beer with my bare hands
>ripped my hand open
>bottle was still closed
Am I a certified soyboy now?

>>14162378
>this fucking video defends wild boars

>>14162740
Yes. Yes you are

>>14162753
definitely not ebic

>>14162717
im not the one burning down the rainforest to make soy drinks and palm oil

>>14162727
opening a bottle shouldn't be actual work so I'm glad you agree with me

>>14162757
Palm oil destroying the rainforest is a myth. It's a tiny fraction of the forest.
Soy probably destroys more.