/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I just discovered that old bay on popcorn is top tier

I refuse to eat popcorn because I learned that the undigested kernels that usually get stuck in your teeth and hurt your gums will scrape your intestinal walls open and undigested food/feces will leech into your bloodstream.

Pork rinds scratches the same itch but without the leaky gut.

>>14162558
how about non(((kosher))). hard to enjoy food knowing it funds organizations which import 3rd worlders.

>>14162577
Source?

Simply salted with green chili powder or elote seasoning

>>14162558
>For me, it’s movie theater butter, with nutritional yeast mixed in the bag, before being poured into a bowl.
air popped in big bowl
then spray with cooking spray and sprinkle aspartame and cinnamon over it. powdered peanuts tastes good too. This is absolutely delicious, btw.

>>14162593
Sounds that way. Might need to try it.

I can't be damned, bag butter makes me sick and I don't care enough to pop it on the stove.
The idea of microwave popcorn is genius tho

>>14162558
I always give mine an extra 12-15 seconds so that it takes on a nice burnt flavor

>>14162576
>I just discovered t̶h̶a̶t̶ old bay o̶n̶ ̶p̶o̶p̶c̶o̶r̶n̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶t̶i̶e̶r

>>14162617
Uhhh, okay. You do you, Anon.

>>14162558
do you do your popcorn in the microwave?
what a pleb

>>14162660
Could be worse. Could be a plainfag.

Without PFAS in them. Enjoy slowly posioning yourself.

>>14162558
popcorn is for normies.
real muhfuckaz eat chex mix.

>>14162558
Is this good

>>14162558
Air popped patrician, with clarified butter or ghee, and sea salt, coming through.

Prepare in Ghee
Toss with Cajun powder

>>14162962
it is extremely good

>>14162584
Just sounds like a ketofag. If it doesn't cut your mouth open I can't see why it would cut your intestines open. You can get corn kernels that have a thinner shell too.

>>14162584
It's common sense.

Think about it: Eat sweet corn kernels and you will see the hull of the kernel in your shit. Your body does not digest that part. So you cook popcorn and the hull bursts and hardens, little sharp points are exposed like shards of glass.
You eat the popcorn, hull and all. Your body digests the starch and oil in the germ of the kernel, leaving the jagged fibrous hull undigested and free to scrape along your paper thin intestinal lining. You might even feel some sharp pain in your anus when you pass it.

If you really want popcorn, eat it carefully and avoid the hull and you probably will be okay. But don't say I didn't warn you.

>>14164001
k so you have no source and are just making tons of assumptions under the guise of common sense.

My mother and I tried some science the last time we went to a theater together and mixed heavily buttered/oiled popcorn with peanut M&Ms and jalapeno slices in one mouthful. It was glorious and is now my favorite.

>>14164001
actual common sense would be that if people were poisoned by having fecal matter get into their blood because they ate popcorn we'd first hear about it all the time and secondly popcorn wouldn't be sold or approved of to consume.

I'm sure that facebook post was super convincing though.

>>14164064
>>14164023
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326117#lgs-and-other-conditions

Hmm, this list of symptoms seems kind of common among the masses.

But of course if it was true our big daddy government would protect us. Just like they keep all shady consumables off the shelf.

Its not just from popcorn of course, many grains and legumes (lectins) will fuck up your gut lining big time. But the government says 6-11 servings a day is healthy!!! It's not like elite controllers of civilizations have been controlling the unwashed masses using grains for millennia or anything.

>>14164203
So again, you have no actual source and are just making assumptions under the guise of common sense. Got it. I bet you also sit around and think most people are absolutely fucking stupid without realizing that you need to take a look in the mirror.

>>14164203
Retard

>>14164203
The only correlation I’m detecting is mental retardation and seething about blessed Greta.

>>14162558
olive oil and sea salt

>>14164001
>paper thin intestinal lining
your alimentary canal has 4-5 distinct layers including two bands of muscle
Actually yours might be way simpler you fucking troglodyte

>>14162558
Msg is a total game changer. The Miami flavor is amazing. Paprika powder is also tasy

>>14162558
Coconut oil, flavacol, and browned butter. That's all.