/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Anyone where Priyas big fat succulent tits are out

It's funny how people just act like this never happened

Brad going Noodling

>>14148871
The Thanksgiving one where some of them go out clamming and the ones who stayed to work act passive aggressive when they come back, then later the Asian one starts saying clamming was the most fun she's ever had and the enthusiasm in her tone drops away as she senses the mood of the room.

>>14148902
context?

>>14148871
Doughnuts part 2.

>>14148902
>act like this never happened
I remember this video, it was just a run of the mill celebrity(?) guest video. What do you mean "acts like it never happened"? Did cowboy mask man become some kind of controversial figure?

>>14148974
The donuts video really sealed this shows fate for me. I was developing a recipe for the restaurant I work at, thirsty for info on donuts. So I see this two part hour long video on donuts and I am elated. I think I have found someone doing a deep dive on brioche donuts technique, but instead I get a cringe compilation of fumbling an enriched dough for 2 days straight. What an embarrassment.

Any of the ones where Claire waddles away from the camera and they try to avoid getting her ass in the shot.

>>14149016
its a comedy man, not a self help show

>>14148902
What do you mean?

>>14148871
Fuck off.

>>14149067
lol why?

How did Brad eat the donut while both hands occupied in part 3? Did Hunzi cut off the part when Claire hand fed Brad? If so, something is really going on between those two..

these people are insufferable

>>14149376
I genuinely do not understand how someone would not like Brad. I get with Claire, her main thing is being cute, she could be kind of annoying potentially if you weren't swayed by her looks, but fucking Brad is just a good dude with a great editor

>>14149400
He's the guy who tries too hard to be personable. Just irritating after 20 minutes.

>>14149407
being nice to people you work with is irritating?

>>14149060
It’s a friend simulator cooking dlc

>>14149423
He’d be great to work with desu I’d hire him in my kitchen

>>14149400
>with Claire, her main thing is being cute
She actually seems like the most obnoxious type of attentionwhoring whiner. I really hate those types of people.
"waa, validate me!"
"boo-hoo tell me I'm doing good!"
"look at me cartoonishly sulking in front of you, come cheer me up!"
Fucking HATE people like this.

>>14148871
BA autist again talking to himself? Goddamn on a board full of tiresome autists you are the absolute worst.

>>14149423
I can't stand people joking non-stop without any regard for the quality of their humor.

>>14149444
yeah, he seems productive and fun to be around

>>14149465
well she is like that, but also pretty cute

>>14149496
eh, I don't think thats a very accurate way to describe him, but regardless, being not very serious is always better than being serious

>>14148871
Molly's smashed potatoes. Made it so many times it's become one of my favourite ways to do them, and the dressing is amazing.

https://youtu.be/tPdi0cUPg0Q

>>14149503
People like that are just plain exhausting. Spend a couple hours a day around her and she'd stop looking cute and start just looking annoying and raising your blood pressure when you see her needy whiny face.

>>14149465
she's also fat. that along means no bueno.

>>14149511
I mean yeah, I watch like 20 minutes of here maybe once a week, so its fun, but if I lived with her and that was what she was actually like all the time I am sure it would be tiring

>>14149522
have sex

>>14149527
I do. That's how I know my dick's too small to reach fatty vagene.

>>14149522
like 90% of women are at least that fat by that age

>>14149535
oh, well thats fair enough

>>14149539
90% of white women you mean
>reeee if you're not white therefore you must be black
ok cleetus

>>14149552
What are you talking about? White women are literally less fat than Women Of Color collectively in the West

>>14148889
post some

>>14148889
>>14149565
I wish you guys could appreciate her beauty without sexualising her like this. She's a classy lady who loves her family. You're sullying her image.

>>14149561
>Women of Color
you mean black women? yes we've been over this cleetus

>>14149666
no, I mean western women of color collectively

Brad Makes Pickled Fermented Eggs

I've made these eggs about five times now and I makes some of the greatest egg salad on earth out of those bacteria-packed eggs

>>14149666
>getting mad at white women for a trait they aren't even that bad at compared to other women

>>14149688
>88
ok cleetus
>>14149694
white women hit the wall at 22 and think 150 pounds is "petite"

>>14149736
>white women hit the wall at 22 and think 150 pounds is "petite"
You are talking about women man, you don't like women

>>14148902
I would too if I was in that situation. Fucking faggots.

>>14149769
wait, whats even going on here? Why are we mad about this?

>>14149739
Real Woman(tm) detected

>>14149840
>we
You sound like a fucking redditor. Kill yourself.

>>14149840
I don't care. I just wanna be mad.

>>14149869
I was being ironic man, calm down

>>14149880
Damage control. Nice try, reddit piece of shit lying faggot.

>>14149916
do you need everything explained to you?

>>14149465
it's a jewish thing. once you see it, you can spot them more often.

>>14148871
any where i can see claires ass

>>14148871
i don't glorify internet jew celebrities

>>14148871
the one where they go to claire's parents' vacation home
claire's perfect little handwritten instructions for the gas grill was peak claire - such a straight A perfectionist

>>14150129
I'm with you buddy I just glorify hardworking regular jews like my buddies at the deli those people deserve all the hazard pay in this time

>>14150129
why do you care what religion your internet celebrities are?

>>14148996
this

>>14148902
So is no one going to even explain why this is bad or something? Or deserves more discussion or whatever was being implied?

>>14148902
i only watched the first minute and i'm already annoyed

>>14148902
based. brad is big, repressed homo

>>14150183
kill yourself

>>14150400
dubs confirmed it

>>14150400
as an atheist I couldn't care less about whether someone is southern evangelical vs jewish, its all dumb shit

>>14148871
She baught?

>>14148902
Ok dumbasses, this is Orville Peck, a folk country singer.

>>14150914
heres him with his boyfriend diplo

>>14150372
Better to just act like it never happened.

>>14149434
People who repeat this shit in every BA thread sound like they're projecting

>>14152773
It's not more than one person. It's always me.

>>14150914
>>14150925
Oh no, not a gay country singer! Anything but that!!!!!!

>>14152773
What do you mean

>>14148871
Thought she was hot until i saw her feet man.

Holy shit Claire is such a fucking bitch in the last 'gourmet makes'. She was so mean to Delany and the guy who held the 'robot arm'. Idk why he didn't elbow her to be honest, fucking cunt.

>>14148902
One of my favorite episodes honestly. Initially didn’t click on it for a while cause the mask sorta weirded me out. Once I clicked it and also learned Orville was gay I loved it.

>>14153860
you can tell Claire is not happy in bed

>>14148902
>>14150925
Pony is one of the best records of last year. Orville Peck is a faggot but he's a cool guy.

How come all the Clairefags haven't killed themselves yet.

Seriously, she's a dumpy post-wall Jewess who hasn't made a decent video in years.

Take the Molly-pill

>>14148871
Why do Jews shill their shit EVERYWHERE they go? Can you fuck off. Stick to shilling on /pol/ you fucking subversive goblins.

>>14153920
Don't foret that she's also SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING and BITCHY.
She's a fucking bait for low test beta males willing to sacrifice their lives to lick her fat sweaty vagina all day.

>>14148871
The Every Way to Cook A (FOOD) series is genuinely fascinating/informative and probably takes the most effort to produce, film, and edit out of all their shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS_MANg

After that their Making Perfect series that breaks down a recipe or meal into it components to refine via trial-and-error I enjoy a lot.

>>14153949
This post was bought to you by the completely well adjusted adult man gang

>>14153960
>The Every Way to Cook A (FOOD) series is genuinely fascinating/informative and probably takes the most effort to produce, film, and edit out of all their shows.
Unfortunately, it's hosted by one of the more insufferable faggots on BA.

>>14153999
Ok Claire.

>>14149522
They should really make her do kinder buenos. Fucking delicious and Im betting she'll have a mental breakdown by the end of it.

>>14153920
Molly is cute, but she's a spoiled only child in the absolute worst possible way.

>>14154347
Fuck: Molly
Kill: Claire
Marry: Sohla

>>14153920
Molly is obviously hotter, but Claire's faults make her seem attainable, the vast majority of people here just innately understand Molly is out of their league, but not so with Claire

>>14150914
so we are supposed to be mad that Brad talked to a gay person once? I still don't get it

>>14154378
Claire's faults are no longer acceptable. She's gone full fridge-body cat-lady and is just annoying now.

Sohla is the true waifu.

>>14154350
This is objectively correct.

i liked brad’s outdoor stuff, but besides that i dont really watch

>>14153379
Your feet wouldn't be very cute after following Moses around the desert for 40 years

>>14153379
What's wrong with her feet?

>>14153880
The “working from home vids” confirmed that she is in fact a single, sexually frustrated cat lady

Brad is well known in certain circles as a downlow fag
Bottom from what I've heard

>>14154350
I fucking can’t stand Sohla, she’s your typical vapid forced quirky/awkward personality type

>>14154851
Are you thinking of Priya? Sohla is probably one of the most capable people in the whole cast. She's the one who constantly gets tagged by the other cooks to fix their shit.

>>14154848
I thought she's engaged.

>>14148871
God, she is such an ugly fucking bitch

>>14154877
poor guy

>>14149016
Bon Appetite has basically admitted that they COULD do straightforward recipe videos but make more money from longwinded reality shows that sometimes feature cooking

>>14149975
Jewish women being extra neurotic? Who would have suspected

>>14148962
post link please
interested in this drama

>>14154848
Coincidentally also describes the average woman that worships Claire

>>14155135
>but make more money from
aka, people like watching them better
95% of the recipe videos have links to a straightforwardly written version of the recipe anyways. People don't watch videos for simple directions when they already have text for that, people only care enough to sit through videos if they are entertaining

>>14148871
is there a non food BA video
Andy B is so yummy though I took a copy of his sextape from malegeneral

someone needs to give molly her chin and jawline back
what soup did they put it in

>>14155252
Her nonexistent lower jaw freaks me out.

>>14154851
Sohla is one of the most capable and most creative people in the kitchen, and has run a restaurant before. What the fuck are you on about? They really need to put her front and center on her own thing so she can drop real knowledge and explore her ideas more.

>>14154350
Fuck: Molly
Kill: Carla
Marry: Priya

>>14155656
>Marrying Priya
God can you imagine how fucking insufferable your in-laws would be, and you'd have to deal with her shitty rehashed Indian cooking all the time. You'd end up eating reheated and processed food all the time when she got too busy with whatever dumb social media shit she was up to.

hey guys INDIAN here from INDIA here to make you some CLASSIC INDIAN DISHES from INDIA let me call up my INDIAN PARENTS who grew up in INDIA and ate this INDIAN FOOD in INDIA as INDIAN CHILDREN

IM INDIAN

>>14155677
Yeah but she got fat tits

>>14154350
Fuck: Molly
Kill: Priya
Marry: Sohla

Claire is at least useful to have around as a reference. Why kill her? Priya has fuck potential but if I'm killing one of the BA girls it's Priya. Brings almost zero useful information to the table, sometimes she brings actual harmful/wrong advice.

>>14155677
>Hey anon, so my dad has this really great way of eating pussy that I absolutely love, how about you try it out? Then we can try out this sex position that my mom really likes. I think it was partially inspired by the kama sutra because we're Indian but she really developed it into her own special thing that I'd like to copy wholesale in the bedroom with you tonight. For breakfast we can have boiled unseasoned egg whites just like I loved as a kid.

>>14155719
God damnit I forgot about the boiled egg whites.

Everything she does is wrong and shitty and stupid.

I hope there's a second 9/11 at the exact same location just so it takes out the BA offices when the full staff is there.

>>14153379
i want to lick her toes bros

>>14149400
>great editor
do you mean "great" as in "overbearing, distracting, and unnecessary"?

>>14156349
its pretty funny if you aren't autistic. The slight segues might mess up your naturally ritalined mind

>>14148871
>Whats your favorite BA food video?

>>14154804
that fucking killed me

>>14156579
They knew what they were doing with that apron to disguise her Jewish fridge figure.

>>14153960
I like these but after about the 5th way to cook I get sick of the dubbed over "mmm" every time Ameil tastes the food.

>>14156579
>>14157597

who /chris/ here?

>>14157872
Yeah, the way they're shot and dubbed kind of grates on me. I can hardly ever watch one to completion.

>>14157903
Chris is low-key the best part of any video he's in. Love the give from this guy.

>>14157903
chris as his own channel would rival chef john.

>>14155214
couldn’t find a sextape, but his nudes are hot
dude says he’s uncomfortable about his sexual image yet he posts naked photos of himself on his instagram

>>14149039

this

>>14155214
>>14158032
what the fuck why are there gays on the fucking cookery board?
ew gtfo gay fags gosh

>>14158042
>wanting to fuck old hags like priya and claire
lmaoing @ ur life

>>14158047
um hunty its better than being a poof

>relevant people in BA
>girls: Sohla
>guys: Brad, Chris, Delany
Wtf, guess I'm gay now.

>>14148871
My favorite video is when Brad and Claire makes sourdoughnuts. That shit is kino all 3 episodes.
My favorite in the test kitchen is probably Christ or Sohla however.

>>14158076
Sourdoughnuts was the only reason I enjoyed the Starburst episode. That and Claire's meltdown when she brought other people to make the taffy.

>>14158075
>men always seem the better choice
bisexuality in a nut shell

>>14158102
Hilariously true. Every bisexual person, male or female, I've ever met has always had a noticeable leaning toward men whether they're willing to admit it or not.

>>14157903
he's under utilized, he's best in other people's videos

>>14158181
i'd like to think of myself as 50/50 but I'd be lying if I said my masturbation reflected that. And I gotta agree the Bon Appetit men seem better than the woman -- but that's more on the account on the bon ap women being frumpy as hell

>>14155686
based fat tits poster

>>14149690
pic made me giggle

>>14150925
Is he America's cowboy emperor?

>>14148962
i just rewatched the moment you're talking about

you're fucking delusional

>>14157903
/chris/fag reporting in

>>14157903
im sorry but im gonna say it, still shocked he's not gay

>>14158564
he definitely is gay
his wife is a lesbian
typical beard coupling :)

>>14157895
oof

>>14148871
The standard "From the Test Kitchen" videos are my favorite videos. They have enough personality so it's not just a boring recipe video without going too off the rails the way "Gourmet Makes" and "It's Alive" tend to.

I used to like "Gourmet Makes" but recently the videos have been getting too long winded and Claire's been getting too whiny/annoying for me to enjoy them anymore. "It's Alive" never appealed to me.

Chris's "Recreating (Blank) From Taste" is my second favorite series.

As far as hosts go my ranking is Chris > Carla > Molly > Sohla > Andy > Claire > Priya > Brad > everyone else.

>>14158662
that dudes face doesn't sit on his head right.

>>14156454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Y06i7HnVo
it is curated specifically for the ADHD audience, what are you on about?

>>14149039
Can't hide that dump truck from me

>>14148962
This is the correct answer

>>14153960
The Every Way to cook a Pizza video was borderline painful to watch, plus Amiel is an insufferable little jew faggot who thinks he's the hot shit

>>14153960
>mmhh
>"dubbed eating noises"

fuck you amiel you yuppie prick

>>14158718
thanks for the post anon, hadn't seen that one yet.
>bretty good ngl

>>14157903
the best faggot on the show

>>14159200
That show would be infinitely better if it was just recorded in a traditional fashion without the overdubbing.

>>14154742
based

>>14159084
Amiel is the one I really don't get

>>14153920

>>14149465
>whiner
Timestamped
https://youtu.be/hCrJTLdmkHo?t=2000

>>14158718
I said autistic not ADHD you pattern loving moron

>>14161025
was is ritalin prescribed for? you're not exactly in a position to be name-calling you utter retard

>>14161068
you wanna reform that first sentence into english without syntax errors you derp

>>14161086
ebin cope m8

>>14161090
>ebin
i don't speak mungo

>>14161099
seems odd for someone who calls others autistic to have this inflexible fixation upon "correct" language usage. someone who flies off the rails when things aren't up to their standard. daresay you need a new hobby, you're not very good at this internet thing

>>14161117
yeah i can't understand what you are trying to say if you don't say it right. "was is ritalin prescribed for?" means nothing. If you talk how you type you must only interact with people through a screen. You are a confirmed Carla fan.

>>14149400
Claire is a phony attention whore slob. Everything she does is fake manufactured clumsiness. I refuse to click her videos. She’s only popular because she has a clickbait show, not because of her

>>14149465
Put another way, obnoxious jew

>>14161158
There are plenty of non-jewish women who act like this.

>>14150129
Based and redpilled

>>14153920
How is molly not post wall? She sorta fat and she’s a shiksa who literally and figuratively sucks jew cock and forces jew references into her videos. I will acknowledge she was likely a fine piece of ass in college. But she only looks hot at BA because all of her colleagues are hideous

>>14154742
She’s a calculated jew. The cat lady is a schtick pandering to her loser terminally single cat obsessed fan base

>>14158564
Wife and kids doesn’t rule out faggot

>>14154214
I finally had one the other day. Holy shit, I can't believe I've been missing out on these for so long.

>>14154742
Totally would make Sohla walk funny for a week.

>>14148902
Threadly reminder that Orville is
1. a faggot
2 a degenerate junky
3 has nudes out there
4 is actually Daniel Pitoust

the two-parter of brad going hunting with eli is my favorite
kinda hoped to see more of the dinner at the end, but eh
brad making fococcia with samin nosrat is my second fav

>>14154742
>Sohla
She looks like she wrote for Steven Universe.

>>14154742
shes just a weak and lazy human pandering to the lazy entitled millennials and always does that childish yelling moaning shit whenever something goes wrong or she gets "hurt" which makes dumb bitches go omg so relatable
also didnt realize she was only 33 she looks much older but i guess thats what happens when your health choices are bad and time isnt being friendly to you
and im assuming pic is her bf?
looking quite obese himself
can only imagine the smell these 2 are cooking up in the bedroom

>>14161785
Where are the nudes I couldnt find them

>>14153379
not a footfag, explain to me why they are bad? They just look like feet

>>14154350
based

>>14163279
Butt magazine daniel pitout

>>14157903
i don't like any of his solo vids, but he's great in a supporting role when he has someone to play off of. him and brad making the mints was the best shit BA has put out since the early gourmet makes vids

>>14158075
>Delany
wot? i mean he's not offensively bad or anything, just very very "meh"

>>14158718
the editing used to be not as constant and made the video more entertaining in the lulls. now it's way over the top, i'm sure from all of the people in the youtube comments saying how much they love it, they've felt the need to crank it up, but i think it's a little ironic that a channel about cooking has no sense of having "too much of a good thing"

>>14149465
it was ok when the show was about overcoming hardship, but now she barely talks with people who challenge her and just asks for advice from her yes men who will tell her that everything she's doing is perfect

>>14164179
He's the least faggy of all the guys in BA and routinely does well in the speed and taste challenges.

>>14153920
molly hasn't made a decent video period, she's so annoying to listen to and not nearly as hot as you people seem to make her out to be. claire isn't hot either, but she fits a very specific frumpy/mommy look that some people like, molly is just generic, she looks just like someone i'd pass by at like target and pay no attention to

>>14164222
Trips of truth
And for these reasons I want to suck Priya's fat tits.

>>14164222
this guy gets it

>>14164215
kind of ironic too since he's the cocktail guy and never cooks for the show otherwise

Anyone else cant wait for this channel to implode and we can finally get some based Brad/Chris/Sohla solo channels? I feel like they would better fit the format without the rest of BA slowing them down

>>14164232
she was looking hot as fuck in that red get up in her recent vids. something about her weird dependence on her parents makes it even hotter, like she's a sheltered femcel

>>14164242
i don't think any of these people could make it on their own, these days you only get popular if you can foster parasocial relationships with your viewers (friend simulator), not by being a pure cooking show. i guarantee you 99% of the people who watch this channel have never tried even one of their recipes

>>14164246
>something about her weird dependence on her parents makes it even hotter, like she's a sheltered femcel
Finally a man of taste.

>>14164179
He's been simping Claire hard lately and it's actually very irritating.

>>14164366
i really think it's just because she's pissed at brad and chris so the producers are calling on him more for the friendly interaction bits. thought it was kind of telling they called him twice for the interview in the remote episode of choco taco but didn't call brad or chris at all despite them usually being her main advisors

>>14164388
But she's pissed at him, too. There was never any chemistry with him.

>>14164215
>>14164236
In the latest video he said he's returning to his 15 year old self while living with his parents, which means he's been jerking off and getting high nonstop during all of this.

>>14164409
Based as fuck.

>>14164388
Why would she be pissed at Brad? Did something happen?

What is she thinking about?

>>14164488
She can't stand hearing any form of criticism. All the little things probably build up over time in to deep aggravation with the person. I doubt she has kept many long term relationships.

>>14164505
probably bbcs

>>14164529
do you think thats why she left BA the first time
i remember her saying she wanted to pursue personal shit but she came crawling back pretty quickly which i assume was because she didnt find any success outside of BA

SOMEONE POST PRIYAS FAT TITS FOR FUCKS SAKE IM DYING HERE

>>14164505
Filming and publishing people like that is really fucking creepy. Celebrities or not.

>>14148871
I have never watched one. I make a point of not visiting Youtube channels that are aggressively shilled here.

>>14164699
why are you here, in this thread?

>>14164488
more and more you could tell she was getting annoyed by brad trying to steal the spotlight in her vids. there were a couple where she'd get visibly a little flustered by him doing something for her, then she'd make comments in videos where he didn't appear about finally getting to do something for herself, and now in the most recent few she's been acting annoyed with his criticism, even just the light stuff like saying her ice cream tasted like lucky charm marshmallows

>>14164682
someone said this was over salary dispute. basically she threatened to leave unless they paid her more because gourmet makes is like they're most popular series. i guess they caved and made a deal with her after fans got pissed. but you can tell ever since that, they've pivoted into more group stuff on the channel, likely so they don't end up too dependent on any one person who can just threaten to leave at any moment

>>14148889
>>14149565

>>14148889
>>14149565
.

>>14163110
that's her bf? jesus christ, even *she* can do better

>>14164488
Because it became way too obvious that she's into him. A couple of vids together the internet figured out Claire's attraction to Brad. Now she's overcompensating by getting angry at him. But in her solo It's Alive video it's apparent she's still into him. Keeps talking about him and when he appeared kept sneaking looks at him like a flustered schoolgirl.

>>14163110
After this can you actually blame Claire for thirsting Brad?

>>14165348
I would never blame anyone for thirsting Brad

>>14165348
are you sure its not just friendly interaction tho
it is a thing that when you already have a preconcieved notion about something that you start to tunnelvision and only look at the things that support your opinion
BUT i am also socially retarded and ive known girls in the past who were friendly to me which i assumed was just normal behavior only to find out later that they were actually in to me

>>14165348
I always thought it was just workplace flirting.

>>14160759
her big nose and lisp make me hard

>>14165516
I didn't notice that she had a lithp. Do you have any clipth?

>>14165388
if you count constantly craving for Brad's validation, talking about him when he's not in the episode as friendly interaction then yes it's friendly interaction.

rewatch the ferero episode. brad constantly shits on her but she keeps coming back to him. she named it rochelle balls after him. at the end of the episode she kept staring at him. like Andy wasn't even there. I would personally kill for someone half as pretty as Claire to pay attention to me like that.

it's a blurry line. half the fanbase just see it as being platonic/sibling affection. I could tell you that most couples would kill to have Brad and Claire's relationship.

>>14164246
>like she's a sheltered femcel
her boyfriend's named (((seth))), another ba shiksa like molly

>>14163110
>can only imagine the smell these 2 are cooking up in the bedroom
can confirm. had a chubby/fat friend in college who had a chubby/fat girlfriend -- they were clean and well put together but it still smelled like literal ass whenever they fucked in a room. straight up dry heaving if you walked in afterwards

>>14164974
such a lack of awareness. is it the "patriarchy" who control BA and make the fat salaries while paying her peanuts or is it jew surnames?

>>14165183
can she? she's ugly and in her 30s. all the pretty japs are married by mid/late 20s

>>14165541
brad is a virile macho alpha, her finance is a fat jew who watches netflix

>>14165554
why isn't she holed up with him instead of mommy and daddy? goddam she's got a complex

>>14164205
You make a really good point. I guess her whining used to feel "earned" in a way because they made her do shit the hard way but now she just pouts until people let her cut corners so it feels obnoxious.

>>14165541
i think you might be overanalyzing the footage
>I could tell you that most couples would kill to have Brad and Claire's relationship
well yeah thats because they never broke past the friendship level
most relationships if not all start off like that
its all positive traits because you are trying to win each others affection and then as you get more comfortable and complacent with each other that you start to show more negative traits and they get to the point of where they cant stand each others natural states
why do you think the "you've changed" is such a trope in long relationships going sour
truth is they never changed they just took off their mask and stopped trying
its super rare for someone to actually shift their personalities

>>14165602
That would be unseemly. Priya's got class, she's not yet another gibbering citizen of Sodom.

>>14165509
Workplace flirting is just flirting.

>>14165348
People can be into each other at work and 99.9% of the time it leads nowhere. it means nothing really

>>14165642
having a boyfriend period is unseemingly, she totally seems like the type who would have an arranged marriage

>>14165642
does she? how old is she? seems like she should be married by now.

What an UGLY FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!

>>14165721
you seem upset

you guys are weird

>>14165877
top fucking kek

>>14165877
>that ass
she fucking wishes. i will say that she looked good in the at home episode with the tight/high sitting apron. actually made her look a little curvy and not just frumpy

>>14165898
sounds like /ck/ wishes but, whatever

>>14161785
why should I care about any of this? Why is this bad? I mean if he is a legitimate junkie thats pretty shitty but pretty normal for music people, everything else i just arbitrary shit why would I care if some dude who makes music has nude pictures? Why should I even know whether or not he would?

WTF guys Claire's BF is just some fucking chubby guy

>>14165877
kek well done

>>14166218
his dick is massive

>>14165898
link

Fuck: Brad
Marry: Delaney
Violent rape than kill: Andy

>>14153999
Lmao

Post a pic when this fat disgusting cow loses about 50 lbs

>>14166775
how the fuck does a woman rape a man?

Claire is obviously sexy and I'd love to impregnate her, but there's something about Sohla that makes me want to use my white anglo cock to colonize and civilize her. Anyone with me?

I'm not sure why people give Claire so much shit for being fat when Sohla is even fatter than her.

>>14167171
its not the fat per se but how you carry it. a true architect knows this

>>14167156
such an innocent mind anon, such an innocent mind...

>>14149509
That sauce or whatever is some serious hipster shit. Sour cream, nuts, anchovies, raisins...

>>14164548
do americans really dream of bbc?

>>14149690
Someone should call ICE on her
>>14157903
How is Chris not gay. He worked at Vogue before BA even. Everything is gay about him except his blue plaid shirts.

>>14165578
>Rap(p)aport, Rap(p)oport, Rappeport or Rapa Porto (Hebrew: רפפורט) is a family name from an ashkenazi (Jewish) Kohenitic pedigree. It takes its origins in the Rapa family of Porto Mantovano located in Province of Mantua, Italy.
>Recorded evidence concerning the names of Rapa or Rappe ha-Kohen(-Tzedeq (Rapa Katz)) date from about 1450

wew lad
that's pretty out there

>>14149016

>>14153999
Trips of truth. Well adjusted adult men see straight through Claire's bullshit.

>>14166775
Fuck: Andy
Mary: Brad
Kill: Chris
>you will never help Brad work out his insecurities and accept his homosexuality

https://mrdeepfakes.com/video/6860/claire-saffitz-bon-appetit

This one is true kino.

>>14167259
don't talk down to me fag i could wrestle the fuck out of you

>>14167659
gtfo off /ck/ if you're gay
we like boobs here

>>14148871
The one where fat cow Claire is butchered on camera for dogfood by having her throat slit and her rancid carcass hung on a hook.

>>14167676
woah

>>14167659
Based homosexual.

>>14167676
Off model. Claire is a fat Jew with small tits.

People from BA I would fuck/get fucked by
Girls: Carla, Priya, Christina
Guys: Brad, Andy, Delaney

>>14167969
imagine throatfucking drunk Delaney till he vomits haha, wouldn't it be funny haha

>>14167676

great SCOTT

Just happened to pause the latest video at this moment. I present this screenshot for your facial editing pleasures.

>>14167717
w-wrestling ?
now that's something I'd like to do with you UwU

>>14168319
fuck you

the one where the real claire's in my sex dungeon crying.

>>14167168
you think claire is still fertile? id bet not. the exterior physical decline coincides with fertility decline. she's a stocky cow who looks 45 years old. she'd need ivf to get pregnant. molly is fertile tho

Why doesn't BA hire a genuinely attractive 20-something gentile female? Answer: It would make all the hideous (and childless) yentas on the payroll incredibly jealous

>>14168078
She looks like an overweight goblin

>>14168603
im sure most of their fanbase are millenials and millenials love to act like they know food so they want relatable millenial "foodies" as their icons
theres going to be too big of a culture gap between normie millenials and zoomers

>>14153379
>footfags

>>14153960
all of those methods and they didn't cover the way you cook an egg for passover seder

>>14168603
Most, if not all, of the editors were originally hired to write recipes for the magazine and not just to be in videos. BA just lucked out and happened to have editors who were charismatic enough to get popular online.

>>14168645
>zoomers are now in their 20s
Good God I want off this ride.

>>14168597
That's a fair point. I wouldn't want any part in raising the child anyway as it would likely be less than quality stock. Molly would produce good offspring, but her husband is an uggo and she should be married to me. I also kind of want to nut on Carla's face with Brad.

>>14165713
>>14165509
>workplace flirting

lmao Oh no no no no no no no. Don't tell me you cucks have wives/girlfriends that have "work husbands"?

Do you clean up their just-friendly creampies also?

>>14148871
I pray every day that you choke to death on nigger cock OP you fucking pathetic loser

>>14169063

>letting your wife work
>not earning enough to let her raise/take care of the kids full time

don't bother with them anon, they're prolly massive cucks

>>14169225
Why don't you just hide the threads, you bitchy babydick neckbeard faggot? Nobody is forcing you to post here.

>>14168603
Because jews run nyc media

>>14168645
>and millenials love to act like they know food
to be fair, Millennials literally know more about food than anyone else. They are the ones killing boomer chains and replacing them with local restaurants, they are the one normalizing global cuisines that boomers were afraid of
Millennials have done more to improve western food culture than anyone since Adam Smith

>>14169414
LMAO at this virgin. Why don't you just kill yourself since everyone hates you?

Revolting fat joo, only fit for the oven

>>14169907
edgy

>>14169225
I'm gonna make this thread regularly then, try banning me kiddo :)

>>14169898
hit a nerve, eh?

>>14148871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWsAGMYXEYg

>>14153379
>Thought she was hot until i saw her feet man.
OMG she HAS FEET TOO!

>>14156579

>>14167428
based

>>14170182
If you say so. You'll never hit a vagina tho. HAHAHAHAHA because you're a creepy ugly loser LMAO.

>>14170928
Houston, we have SEETHING. : )

>>14170502
I wish she would batter my pp

>>14161201
>h
cannot agree with you more, she's disgusting. I never watch her videos. There's just something incredibly annoying about her, her excursions, her annoying-ass fucking tuna. just fuck her

>>14166078
You dont want to think of disgusting stuff when watching people make food

>>14164505
Big Elisa Lam energy

As much as I love Claire, food-wise this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-qRim9LJQ
It's a fucking phenomenal dish. And if you replace the basil with fried onions it becomes a completely different and still awesome dish.