/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14153421
you can pepper to taste
you can eat them dudes plain
and the fish is safe
cause it's low on the food chain
maybe you've got your own way
of getting omega 3's
but for me
i'm all about them deenz

>>14153421
>Redpill

Deenz are ok. Mid tier. True gods only know one briny treat.

>deenz

I don't really like deenz that much but eat a couple of cans per week for the nutrients

>>14153421
Anyone know something good for canned mackeral other than patties?

For me it's mackerel fillets

How is it shit that's been around since canning was invented now becoming some kind of meme for faggots?

>>14153421
Sild > deenz

Don't want to miss out on the calories in the juice/oil in the bottom of the tin
There are many ways to use it but my favorite is to dump it on a piece of toast so it soaks in.
BTW, a tin of deenz fits perfectly on two slices of toast. Enjoy with black coffee

>>14153421
mackerel in tomato sauce tastes better, has much smaller bones and is better.

>>14154152
It is so weird that these guys keep using a term from a movie made by people who they absolutely hate.

>>14154423
based kippers while always be more supreme than deenz

>>14153421
smoked oysters are better

>>14157269
they are almost exclusively packaged in BPA lined tins

>>14156568
They're all walking contradictions. At least the ones who can walk.

actual superfood

any fish with soft enough bones to eat whole

>>14153421
skinless and boneless in olive oil literally adds to any dish

>>14158539
>skinless and boneless

>>14159120
one of the perks of not being poor

>take deenz
>dunk in beaten egg
>cover in seasoned flour
>shallow fry for five minutes
serve with mayo, diced raw onion and pickle

wa la

>>14158539
skinless and boneless are fucking trash

>>14159382
They're obviously inferior but Season brand from Costco are still very tasty for how cheap they are.

>>14153421
Man what if Mariya Takeuchi did a city pop cover of the /deenz/ song but she ate a can of /deenz/ before so the whole room smells like /deenz/ and then she plants a kiss on your cheek hahahaha

Imagine the smell.

>>14153421

>>14159159
where the fuck do you get deenz with the fucking heads on?
>>14159471
I'd cum most likely

>>14159561
Jerredo-senpai...

>>14156568
>>14157891

>>14156260
Because /ck/ is the worst meme board I've ever seen and retards here shitpost nonstop to try to force their shitty memes which have never once taken hold outside of this board.

Who's been to the glorious Kipper Mecca?

>>14153421
cheap and versatile
fatty acids and fish oil
vitamin D
no one will eat your food because "ew fish"

>>14156563
mackerel is the best canned fish i've tried out of tuna, salmon, sardines, and kippers
i'd recommend it over sardines if you're a pussy who freaks out over the spinal columns and skin of sardines

>>14159825

Holy shit what a quality story

>>14153421
DEAN

>>14157891
T. beta male

>>14159159
Those sardines, if they are sardines, didn't come out of a can.

>>14156568
Fuck off Jew
I wanna talk about sardines not listening to your incessant Christkiller kvetching

>>14159842
Mackerel is my favorite. I like the season brand from Walmart

About Chinese fish. North Atlantic is best, but Morocco/Portugal is fine too

>>14156568
That is how this site works, just look at /tv/ almost all their shit is made by jews, full of niggers and other minorities

>>14153421
Absolutely awful food. Bought 2 cans in February and the second one is still on my desk unopened and it will remain that way for a long long time. Salty, foul-smelling, Watery and or greasy. Horrible

>>14153421
deenz nuts

>>14153421
no

Deenz is what I miss most since going vegan. I found an old video of myself on my computer telling myself to "eat your deenz nigga".

>>14161467
Share.

>>14160669
They were probably trading deenz, not eating deenz.

Luv me some deenz but herring/kippers and mackerel comes first.

Just tried the deenz from Aldi. Terrible. I don't know why anyone even bothers to pack them in something other than olive oil, it's always so much worse. Weirdly slimy, too.

I sometimes get store-brand deenz in sunflower oil from Lidl. I gotta get some again soon.

>>14161746
My aldi has them in olive oil and chilis

>>14159611
>>>/pol/
>>>/stormfront/

>>14159561
Aged like fine wine

>>14154138
Is that song still uploaded somewhere? Last time I checked the vocaroo was dead.

>>14164597
Have you tried actually searching? I got it in about 10 seconds.

Just fried deenz with petite peas, multi-grain rice, and eggs. Their oil and oiliness means I didn't have to add any until I cleared the pan for the eggs. Good shit.

For me it's 'rel

>>14165766
ok I'm retarded, didn't realize it's on youtube

http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0607881h.html#CONFESSIONS_OF_A_SARDINE_FIEND

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>>14166104

>>14166106
Final. Seemed more annoying to parse it out in text posts. And link is in the first post in the chain, but I figured some people would appreciate it being localized. Enjoy.

>>14157875
that shouldn't matter given the majority of them are farmed in chinese waters awash with heavy metals

>>14159852
they can't ship them because of EU restrictions thank god for brexit

>>14166099
>>14166104
>>14166106
>>14166110
thanks anon

>>14159147
Au contraire, boneless abominations are exclusively consumed by poor people who think the modestly more expensive by a few cents is the better buy. Real consieeurs earing $6 a tin Iberian offerings laugh at your poor taste and the abject and pitiful sardines and the oil they are packed in. First, boneless and skinless sardines are the worst offerings and contain the rejected and lower grades with external barnacles, hooks and chunks of skin missing and other exterior deficits, including clear signs of disease. Next, they are machine processed usually in Moroccan facilities with dirty rusty units in use for the past 50 years. Lastly they are packaged with "olive oil", which if you are an expert would automatically realise this is the bottom of the barrel grade of olive pressed oils and used mostly for industrial applications rather than human consumption. Quality sardines are packed in Extra Virgin Olive Oil (EVOO) and often contain country of origin and are dispersed in any case in batches rather than a giant vat filled monthly or yearly by tractor trailers and cargo boats that unload tanks at a time. Never going to make it.

>>14166099
>>14166104
>>14166106
>>14166110
this is the face of a /deenz/ fiend, /ck/. don't let it happen to you

>>14166099
Digging that up last night put me in the mood for some deenz for breakfast. Did ya'll eat any today? Let's get some real content up. Even if you just opened up your deenz and ate them with a fork.

>>14160276
You could have said "Hey /ck/, what are your favourite sardines ?" but no, you had to use buzzwords in your thread opening because you're indoctrinated and now you're mad because your action caused an easily predictable reaction.

Gonna have deenz on a toasted everything bagel for lunch today

>>14166491
Cope

>>14167815
>$6 a tin for real sardines in EVOO
>$2 a tin for boneless and skinless sardines in industrial olive oil
you're the one coming

sprats are better than deenz but deenz in spicy tomato sauce are as good as sprats

>>14158539
isn't this the couple who entirely failed to tidy up? the woman in particuar was awful.

I took the kipperd herring pill and I haven't looked back

>>14156260
Lurk more retard deenz has been a meme for like 2 years now