/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14142885
based sohla

>>14142885
imagine thinking this

>>14142885
I used to think Sohla was based.

>>14142885
It's in internet meme, you derp. Nobody irl actually hates pineapple on pizza.

>>14142906
I do
Ham and pineapple belong at a luau

>>14142990
>he says on the internet
Also, ham has no place at a luau.

>>14142885
Peaches are also good on pizza.

>>14142885
>chris ranking it that high
No wonder he never shows his "wife" on camera.
Also Amiel is based, Delaney is based and Brad is a kek raising his son as a woman.

>>14142885
These are the same people that rated green peppers low almost unanimously

>>14142885
Maybe taste for pineapple on pizza is genetic, like soapy cilantro and bitter brassica

Who's pooping right now?

>>14143051
Sweet and savory aren't genetic.

>>14142885
Molly's opinion is, of course, trash. Just like her.

>>14143040
>Also Amiel is based
The guy who considers beef tartare a hamburger?

Okay, so why was there so much hate for green peppers, yet almost everyone loves mayonnaise?

>>14143023
They literally serve whole roasted pigs at luaus.

>>14143056
Yes they are, besides the point is that cooking pineapple, like any food, can change its chemistry and lead to different compounds that different people can have different sensitivity to

>>14142885
everyone above 50 is based except gabby

>>14143054
I just got done cumming if that counts.

>>14143113
Kalua pig isn't ham. It's not even pig.

>>14143119
Nice, jerking or sex?

As a pizza topping:
Peach>Strawberry>Ananas

>>14143224
What about figs?

>>14143125
>ham isn't pig
>pig isn't pig

>>14143229
I've never tried it on a pizza. I've only tried figging with my gf. It's when you stick a piece of ginger in her ass and it burns and she starts wiggling a lot.

>>14143247
Wasn't that like a torture technique?

>>14143233
Ham is pig, but not all pig is ham - and kalua pork is made from wild boar.

>>14143292
Boars are feral pigs

>>14143263
Supposedly yes but it's not really clear if that actually happened.

>>14143292
>boar isn't pig
>wild boar ham doesn't exist

>>14142885
No thats indian food

>>14142885
this is one of those times where the radical centrist meme is actually true. only pseudo faggots with no actual taste try to make this a thing and lo and behold they all swing wildly on either side

>>14143324
This. Absolute erudite

>>14142885
a lot of the dumb fucks in the video thought they meant just pineapple on pizza with no other toppings

Pineapple on pizza is fine. You wanna know a real abomination? Ranch on pizza.

>>14142906
I generally listen for the people who loudly proclaim their hatred for pineapple on pizza IRL and write them off as nonhumans. They have become mere conduits for internet opinions

>>14143565

Holy fuck, agreed. Fuck anyone that eats their pizza with ranch.

>Watched the video
>Sohla was consistently based in her rankings

Loves milk, loves pineapple on pizza. Good taste all around.

Not liking pineapple on pizza is fine, different people have different tastes
Freaking out and acting like putting pineapple on pizza is tantamount to Satan shitting in your mouth and rambling about how it's some abomination makes you an internet trend-following faggot

Ham, bacon and pineapple is an enjoyable topping combination every once in awhile. The more caramelized the pineapples are, the better. Usually helps to pre-cook them a bit to get extra moisture out, lest your pizza be soggy.

People who unironically enjoy pineapple pizza are almost always californians, pregnant women, and the same type of disgusting people who like lemon on a fish. The tastes simply do not compliment each other and are literally special snowflake tier. I honestly blame all the mutts and slavshits for this vomit inducing, radioactive, "food".

>>14143806
>disgusting people who like lemon on a fish

What the fuck

Lemon is literally the most common pairing with seafood besides salt.

>>14143834
No its really not.

>>14143806
>and the same type of disgusting people who like lemon on a fish.
>mutts and slavshits
Suicide-toi pédé

>>14143848
Name something more commonly used and loved. Pineapple is at least controversial. Citrus with seafood is a dish the world around. Throwing some lemon on raw fish is considered its own dish if you let it sit there a few minutes and toss in some vegetation.

>>14143861
Not him but sour and savory simply do not mix and truelly is the most radioactive combination of food one can use. It is literally on the same level as using gross frosting on a cake. Just because its popular doesnt mean its good. You are literally a fucking brainlet forcing yourself to like something if you think that this tastes good or as the other anon said, a pregnant women who has no sense of good taste which is the only group of people that deserves a free pass for it.

>>14143905
No one forces themselves to like lemon on fish, it's delicious from the start you literal spastic.

>>14143834
>what is pepper
>what is butter/oil
>what is batter
Brainlet detected.

>>14143905
>sour and savory simply do not mix and truelly is the most radioactive combination of food one can use
nigga wat? you crazy man

>>14142885
people who hate it are prole faggots going along with a meme and might not have even had it before
the correct reaction to pineapple on pizza is "i would eat it, but i wouldn't order it"

>>14143909
>no one forces them to like anything
Haha lol just stop posting. Consumption of alcohol exists

>>14143905
Mixing sour and savoury is the cornerstone for literally thousands of dishes from around the world, the absolute fuck are you on about

>>14143952
>muh popularity tho

>>14143913
you forgot brown sugar. definitely more popular than lemons

>>14143978
retarded
nobody has ever used brown sugar on fish
every seafood restaurant commercial in fucking history has squeezed a lemon wedge on top of its food

>>14143988
>nobody has ever used brown sugar on fish
>every seafood restaurant commercial in fucking history has squeezed a lemon wedge on top of its food
wut

>>14142885
Pineapple on pizza is king shit

>>14143964
>Lots of people do this thing
>Because I don't like it they're forcing themselves to like it
Absolute mong

>>14143037
This was my local pizza place for a few years.

>>14142885
Pizza Hut meatlovers minus pepperoni add pineapple was my go-to order when I lived next to one. It was fantastic.

>>14144261
just stop bullshitting already. i have ate chicken (from a chinese restaurant) with fucking orange peels on it and i can garauntee 100% that most people are forcing themselves to like it as to express their own decadence masquarading as good taste.

I don't understand the problem. It is salty cheese, sweet tomato, salty ham and a sweet citrus. That is a great flavor profile.

>>14143934
Which is delicious.

>>14143934

People like to get drunk so they rolerate the taste. Liquor is gross. Beer is good, but i drink liquor usually because im trying to get drunk.

>>14143905
You really wanna know why? At first, putting lemon juice on fish fillets was thought to help break down the fish bones as to keep people from choking. Now its all about removing the fishy flavors from fish. Like why the fuck would you eat fish if you dont even like the flavor of fish??? I'll tell you why, its because the vast majority of people are fucking idiots.

>>14145045

And im 100% certain you absolutely have autism. Eating orange peels on chicken is an example of somebody “masquerading their own decadence”? What does that even mean, bro?

Do you hate orange zest as well or do you just arbitrarily dislike things? If you think orange peel on chinese food is decadent you have zero credibility about anything related to food.

>>14145127
>"masquerading their own decadence”?
It means that they think that they have good taste while forcing yourself to like something that actually tastes bad.
>If you think orange peel on chinese food is decadent you have zero credibility about anything related to food.
>If you think that ruining a perfectly good piece of meat with orange peels is bad, then that means you have zero credibility!
Suck a dick dude and go eat your bat soup "delicacy".

>>14145140

In your opinion, whats the acceptable way to eat chicken? Why would anybody think eating chicken with orange peels would somehow elevate their social standing at the cost of eating skmething gross?

Maybe people just like different things than you and maybe YOU are the one with shit taste because youre a spatic autist screeching about things other people enjoy because youre on the spectrum someplace.

>>14143224
Pleb. Pear is where it's at, add some blue cheese with it and prepare to cum.

>>14143625
>>14143565

Figures pineapple fags get pleb filtered so hard. Literal redditors when it comes to pizza.

>>14142885
Who the fuck are these people and why should I care?

>>14143660
I've felt that way for 30 years now, am I supposed to stop feeling like it because some fags on the internet.

>>14145180
>Why
Its because they think they're being "hip" or "cool" by pretending to like it. It also gives them social brownie points for being "multicultural" and "trying new things".
>whats the acceptable way to eat chicken
The acceptable way is to make it actually edible thats what (and when I mean edible, not just edible for pregnant women) Stick to the spices, veggies, and brown sugar. Dont put a fucking orange peel on it.
>Maybe people just like different things than you and maybe YOU are the one with shit taste because youre a spatic autist screeching about things other people enjoy because youre on the spectrum someplace.
Exactly someone with shit taste would say.

>>14143224
>not putting blueberries on a pizza
Hah. What a pleb.

>>14143292
hello snooty please don't scoot me

>>14145127
Hey dipshit. Why dont you reply to MY post? >>14145113 You cant can you?

Pineapple on pizza is 100% a manufactured controversy. I used to work delivery many years before it started and nobody ever had an issue. In fact a Hawaiian or some spin off of it was always one of the more popular pizzas and one would usually be in almost every large order. Basically all the pineapple haters since it because internet bullshit out all the gullible NPCs that can't for independent thoughts.

>>14142885
>tomato sauce is sweet
>pineapple is very sweet
That's the only problem I have with it. I generally prefer mushrooms and olives instead if I want some texture difference.

>>14145267
*since it are
*for = form

Pineapple and bacon is objectively great. If you can’t enjoy sweet and salty at the same time you shouldn’t even be on this board. Half of these BA fags probably put hot honey on their pizza all the time. Fuck Claire btw, she’s a little hobgoblin looking meatball shaped turd.

>>14145297
Its not about tolerating savory, sweet, and salty food idiot. Its about the sourness thats disgusting.

>>14145303
You just outed yourself as a tastelet.

>>14145234

i give you a chicken breast and access to all ingredients, equipment, and whatever else you need to make it however you want. How do you make it?

>>14145257

acid balances out the fishy amines that give fish its fishy flavor. it's just balancing flavors; it's what cooking is all about. figuring out how to utilize different ingredients is the entire point.

>>14145303
sour pineapple means it not ripe r-tard

>>14142885
I don't like pineapple to begin with

>>14145315

>>14145323
>acid balances out the fishy amines that give fish its fishy flavor
I actually like the fishy flavor produced from amines. If I wanted mild crap I'd just eat tofu. You also STILL neglected my question of why people eat fish if they dont even like fish and instead explained WHY people use lemon on fish (as if I already didnt know).

>>14145373
the taste of* fish

>>14145323
>How do you make it
I would open up a cook book and "surprisingly" there will be no chicken with orange peels added to it.

>>14145373

do you just not season any of your food or what is your deal, bro?

>>14145388
No thats not my problem. I dont want to eat something if I cant even taste what it originally even tastes like. I want to eat a dish where all the ingredients actually compliment each other, not hiding others. I eat fish for its fishy flavor because it actually sets it apart from other food. As I have already stated, if I wanted mild food, I'd eat food that is already mild.

>>14142885
Disagree. I think people who like pineapple pizza have the worst taste. Adding more sugar and fat to a fatty carbs dish is a huge indication of a childish, picky, (fatass) personality. Sugar junkies have ruined senses of taste from their sugar addictions. It's scientific fact. They literally taste food less. So, if tasting less is good taste, and tasting more is shit taste, you are correct.

>>14145405
Based

Pineapple on pizza was a recipe invented by the Dole Food Company, Inc. to sell more product.

It is a shit combination, especially when the star ingredient, pineapple, is disgusting when it's warmer than room temperature.

Sohla is based, they should ditch Andy who only exists to make Chris seem like the manliest dude on a Bounty package

>>14145405

Fish and lemon is a case of the sum of the two parts being greater than the individual parts. What about ceviche where the acid basically cooks the food?

I love raw fish with just a little salt and oil. Why cant you appreciate lemon juice on fish i truly dont understand how somebody could be so closed minded. You fucking autist.

>>14145465
>What about ceviche where the acid basically cooks the food?
>soaking it in something and completely disolving its flavor.
Complete garbage lol.
>I love raw fish with just a little salt and oil.
You mean fish that is already mild right? Why dont you just stick to fish that have little to no fishy flavor instead of ruining the shit that actually does have flavor? You're absolutely right. I have absolutely no respect for this.

>>14145499

>salmon is mild

Lol okay. Id be embarrassed to be seen eating in public with a picky eater.

>>14145465

>why cant people appreciate lemon on a fish

because i want fish that actually tastes different than all the other fish?

>>14145518
The acid makes it milder. Try again.
>unironically preparing salmon in that way
Literally no one.

>>14142885
All of them rated mayo 90+, and Molly and Carla were specifically talking about Hellmann's.

>>14145465
>acid cooks the food
>Because the dish is eaten raw, and not cooked with heat, it must be prepared fresh and consumed immediately to minimize the risk of food poisoning.[7]

>>14145518

i just said i like eating good salmon raw, straight up, or with a little salt and olive oil.

>>14145561

it denatures the protein, retard. it "cooks" the food.

>>14145573
>it denatures the protein, retard. it "cooks" the food.
>it must be eaten immediately
>cooks

>>14145520
>>14145499
>>14145405
>>14145373
>>14145113
>>14143978
Trolls slash shills ITT brought here to raise our collective blood pressure
If you can’t taste your fish after putting lemon on it, you put too much lemon now stfu and go back to the sewers and bogs you crawled from

>>14145573
>i just said that i like eating salmon with a forcably mild flavor
>buying salmon for essentially no reason

>>14145608
I can just tell you have diabeties. You probably eat fried food everyday like the fat fuck you are.

>>14145608
Chefs (including the better ones) across the world put just enough lemon over fish as to make it completely mild (like every other fish) just to sell it to idiots like you. Deal with it bitch.

>>14145619
Ok retard go back to your brown sugar fish slop

>eating pineapple on a pizza
>putting any kind of fruity juice on a fish or meat
About as queer as you can possibly get.

>>14145637
>he has never had brown sugar glazed fish
>thinks his opinion is actually worth anything

>>14143292
Imagine his fur tickling your balls

>>14145599

Have you ever had ceviche? The texture is completely different than “raw” fish. You could eat it the next day but it would probably be too broken down after any other length if time.

All food spoils eventually if its left alone long enough. What do you get out of discourse like this?

>>14145833
canned food and freezer food never goes bad as long as you store it properly. opinion discarded

>>14142885
Ey Vinny! people always sayin, ayewhyyoueh-why you puttin the pineapple on the pie?
NoThin wRong with a liteh-aaaahhhahahh little pineapple on the pie eh? its a bright fruit ayyeheuh.. its good for you, citrus ayyeeuh, its like alicin in garlic Vincenzo, you know vince?

>>14142885
I knew i could depend on Brad the Chad

>>14143263
no it was for making horses seem more sprightly at races so people would bet on them

Brad is based and pineapple pilled, only vrigin Delany's don't like pineapple on pizza

Honestly one of the grossest things you can put on a pizza.
>>14145430
Also this. Its just souless comercial food with its sole aim of making a cheap buck. The fact its still sold proves just how retarded people are.