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14136242 No.14136242 [Reply] [Original]

Oh, I get it it, it's like veganism but for incel contrarians who were never properly forced to eat their vegetables as a child.

>> No.14136269

>>14136242
Why would you have to force someone to eat vegetables?

>> No.14136274

At least I don't look like a Jew from Auschwitz

>> No.14136280

>>14136269
Because maybe some people actually respect plants?

>> No.14136282

But veganism was always the incel contrarian diet

>> No.14136314

>>14136282
Veganism is a w*man diet.
W*men can't be incels.

>> No.14136331

>>14136242
Yeah its basically "I WONT EAT MY VEGGIES' taken into a movement

>> No.14136410
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14136410

No thanks I'm not a flat earth retard

>> No.14136418

Why the fuck would you NOT eat veggies? Carb content? There are shitloads of veggies out there that barely have any carbs. You can easily maintain a state of ketosis while eating a shitload of green veggies. What kind of ass-backwards justification you need to have to think of veggies as something harmful?

>> No.14136430

>>14136269
Because children are picky and some would eat junk all the time if they could.

>> No.14136431

>>14136410
he de-fibered and de-carbed his pineal gland and reconstituted it with goat plasma sucked directly from the vein of the live screaming animal

>> No.14136442

>>14136282
lmao what

>> No.14136466
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>>14136242
it's the diet if the junkie incel king

>> No.14136480

>>14136418
muh antinoochrients

>> No.14136879

>>14136331
Exactly

>> No.14136883

>>14136242
I wish this shit would stay on /fit/

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>>14136242

>> No.14137060

>>14136430
how is that different from adults?

>> No.14137173

>>14136418
This, I'm on keto and still masterfully craft massive turds that would make any vegan jealous

>> No.14137190

>>14137060
Adults are responsible for themselves, if they want to fuck up their health then that’s their own business. Kids should be taught how to nourish themselves properly.

>> No.14137197

>>14137190
okay but that's not really funny

>> No.14137203

People on a carnivore diet must have the most uncomfortable shits.

>> No.14138212

>>14136242
>properly forced
never a more telling statement about vegetables can be found.

>> No.14138223

>>14137203
thank you for your concern regarding out bowel movements

signed normal people.

>> No.14138238

>>14137203
hard shits are the best

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>>14138238
that clean wipe...

>> No.14138468

>>14137203
I prefer the feeling of a nice, solid meat-poo as it massages my prostate over a vinegary vegan shit.