/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14127760
food made for twitter photos is cancer

looks like it’s probably good but eating it would be a bitch and they didn’t even give you a plate, fucking why

i would go for some food court chinese food, simply going for the noodles will be enough

>>14127760
>>14127788
I hate these over saturated food pictures with passion.
Yeah, I understand you need the clicks, but we are past this now.
Move on.
What next? you are going to start taking epic aerial videos of your plate with a drone?

>>14127774
they probably didn't want another dishwasher to quit after being forced to clean up the aftermath, I bet they don't have a public restroom either.

>>14127760
More like food gore

>>14127760
with three more buns and a couple to-go containers

>>14127760

Kind of defeating the point of being a sandwich. Though the constituent parts look good enough.

>>14127760

behold! the star wars cheeseburger

i need this bros

>>14128650
I bet people love deep throating that thing.

>>14128654
its a place in NYC so probably yea

>>14127839
No, this is scat.

>>14127760
That's like scat of porn, op. Disgusting.

>>14128654
That's a worry though.
The only way those burgers are standing up is clearly a large skewer and that is the first thing that people would think to do.

>>14128654
Deep throat THIS

>>14127760
>>14127788
I fucking hate instagram. This is trash food that people take strategic pictures with filters on to make look better. The worst is the McDonalds pictures like this.

>>14128661
whats the place called? I live in NYC

>>14129600

>NYC
>what's this place called?
a shithole

>>14128644
are that straws to suck up the juices?

>>14127760
>>14128644
>>14128650
>>14128661
>>14129201
why aren't these served in smaller more manageable sizes exactly?

>>14129600
Jackson Hole had the best, the one like east 64th street in Manhattan

>>14127760
That looks like Pizza the Hut from that old movie Spaceballs.

>>14130102
Sometimes people just want to be gluttonous.
Just stuff their face with the biggest messiest carbs and protein they can.

Whether it's impractical doesn't even create hesitation. Just getting stuck in and enjoying yourself alot of people want.
Not every meal needs to be proper and an experience. Sometimes your just wanna fucking EAT

>>14130102
novelty food served to tourists, fatasses and bloggers

>fitting burgers as tall as yo head in your mouth

>>14127799
>>14129597
holy autism

>>14127760
how the fuck do you eat this thing? are you supposed to shave off chunks like they do for giros??

>>14127760
>would you eat it?
I'd be physically incapable of eating it.
I like to think I have a decent level of confidence but this would be utterly beyond me for sure.

>>14127760
No

>>14127788
Wait a minute I recognize those items and portions, you in socal? Fucken love that place, their spicy wings are better then the american fast food places.

>>14127760

Not enough cheese, OP.

>>14128709
>One-upping my joke

>>14127760

Y'all need a drink with them burgers.

>>14129190
A doughnut sandwich with bacon and egg sounds pretty good.

>scroll through thread
>don't see any of the hundreds of pics of my food that I've posted here dating back to 2010

Fuck all of you

>>14134123
My body is ready, anon.

>>14127760
you would have to be a very simple person to get excited by this image

>>14127788
What is this dish called? The noodles look like chowmein but what's the rest?

>>14127760
looks horrendously unappealing
it might taste good the second it's done, but it'd immediately get fucking soggy and gross. Like those buns are worthless, they'd be so fucking gross, just throw em in the trash
I'd just try to salvage the chicken and eat that, maybe with the rest of the stuff on the side

>>14127760
No. Too much going on in that sandwich. If you need a knife, fork and a bowl to eat a sandwich then you fucked up.

>>14128661
How to make this?

>>14130400
>Sometimes your just wanna fucking EAT
I've never looked at one of these giant messes and felt anything but mild disgust.

>>14133988
>turns food to vomit
>serves it
really thinking outside the box

>>14134889
Well that's just you.
If i was hungry and murder that burger until my stomach burst.

You might do the same to a dominos pizza and convince yourself that you are sophisticated or something but you're just holding yourself back

>>14128626
This looks like a luxe döner kebab

>>14127774
This so much. Remember seeing a stupid post about a pizza-sized "burger" using two enormous wheels of beef, entire pans of toppings and sauce, and they cut it with a two-foot long knife. What is the fucking point? Who the hell is ordering that shit?

Most of these are just marketing ploys. They throw these monstrosities away.

>>14127760
I'd eat that

But with a fork and a knife and I wouldn't even get a quarter through
But yeah it looks tasty

>>14127760
Anal prolapse porn?

>>14134475
Now I'm not going to share, out of spite. Fuck this board

>>14136428
but that's my favorite porn

>>14130231

>>14127760
>remove the buns
>throw the toppings on top of a load of french fries and make it a dish to share
there, it's saved

>>14128661
What am I looking at. I can see the chips at the bottom but the rest of it looks like a conglomerate of things that suggest food but aren't actually food.
Like a pile of unidentifiable food mimics.

>>14134843
>>14137209

>Latitude also serves different types of sandwich "kebabs," including one made from fried chicken and waffle sandwiches, and another featuring grilled cheese sandwiches. Their respective drizzling sauces are maple syrup and a maple bacon jam.

>Whichever one you pick, you're guaranteed dinner and a show that makes dreams of sandwich bliss come true in the "Concrete Jungle."

O SAY CAN U SEE

www.businessinsider.com/nyc-restaurant-serves-cheeseburger-kebabs-2018-10

>>14129190
I know ck likes to shit on these but the sweetness of glazed donuts plus meat might be a good match

>>14137786
There is no might be about it.
They are delicious.

You feel dirty and naughty afterwards whenyou chin is all sorts of greasy and sugary but it's some good eats

>>14137786
Luther burgers are a taste of heaven that will make you feel like a greasy blob of trash as soon as you're done. Peak hedonistic decadence, and definitely how I intend to commit suicide.

>>14137815
fucking disgusting, only muricans mix savoury and sweet like the pigs they are

>>14133882
Papa's cheezeria