/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The game.

>>14106470
>an extra process
Fucking state of retards on here.

>>14106470
>"pasteurized prepared cheese product"
>BUT ITS CHEEEESE I SWEAAAR TO GOD

amerimutts are pathetic

I will eat any factory crap but this doesn't even taste good
just worse than actual cheese
I'd rather have one of those butter burgers or something than kraft singles

Literally every cheese out there is processed cheese. Like what the hell, do you think people are cutting slabs of cheese from the cheese tree or some shit?

>>14106493
Retard. Absolute retard.

Yummy!!!!!!!!!!

>>14106484
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T ADD THAT TO CHEESE, IT'S NOT CHEESE ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOO

Come and get your cheese brick

>>14106496
Not an argument

>>14106534
Cheese is processed milk. What is processed cheese? Not cheese.

>>14106555
>Pasteurized process cheese, which is made from one or more cheeses
Cheese + cheese = cheese

imagine unironically defending this shit

>>14106564
Cheese + other shit = processed cheese aka NOT cheese

I never understood why people even care so much about this. Cheese isn't natural so who cares if more shit is added to one type of cheese?

It is like labeling bread "processed bread" because you added sugar to it.

>>14106470
yeah because its not cheese

>>14106580
So is pepper jack not cheese?
Same with any of the hundreds of other varieties of cheese that have things added like peppers, fruits, herbs, etc?

>>14106470
My cat Seidon and I eat that shit raw. He is also a Cheese-it slut, bigtime.

>>14106580

>hahaha look at me im a fucking retard

Nice post gayboi

>>14106805
So what's the problem? It's just melting milk cheese that goes great on burgers.

>NOOOO YOU STUPID AMERICANS!!! THE INGREDIENTS SAY WEIRD THINGS LIKE MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE AND OTHER CHEMICALS. DONT YOU KNOW CHEMICALS WILL KILL YOU???

>>14106470
Same as vegan cheese, EU rules mean they can't use the word cheese. So they call them Vegan Singles and make the packaging look like the competitor cheese brands to code the message across

>>14106686
who the fuck puts sugar in bread?

>>14106805

Thats my point m8

>>14107216

>what is brioche

Retard

>>14106470
Posting superior product

>>14106470
Why do euros seethe so hard about Americans? Is it some weird fucking obsession or fetish they have? The only time I think of euro’s is when I see them post an America hate thread and I don’t even get mad, I just feel pity for the poor euro. Imagine being so obsessed with a country that you come to a Mongolian basket weaving anime image board to bitch about somewhere you’ve never been to. It’s a sad way to live your life.

>>14106516
>a cake is just an egg with flour added bro I’m eating an egg honest

>>14107819
We're mostly Americans who know how easily triggered our people can be. You take the bait every single time and it never stops being funny.

>>14107839
This is a lie and you know it

>>14107216
>what does yeast eat

>>14107839
Nice larp, eurocope

>>14107852
yeast isn't alive retard it doesnt weat anything

>>14107890

God, i feel pretty dumb. How does it work then?

>>14107890
You have no business calling anyone retarded.

>>14106470
American here. I fucking hate Kraft singles and Velveeta for being called "American cheese." There is a real cheese named "American cheese," it does originate in the US, and it is NOT this orange processed garbage.

>>14107977

Whats wrong with kraft singles and velveeta?

>>14107981
They're okay, but they're not American cheese. They're processed from cheddar cheese and don't contain any American cheese despite everyone calling it that. I happen to really like American cheese and it just gets frustrating that people hear that and think I mean Kraft singles instead of pic related, which is real, non-processed, American cheese.

>>14108007
American cheese is made from cheddar anon...

>>14107828
>a cake is just egg and flour
Nigga that's not cake. That's not even fucking bread.

>>14106488
>butter burgers
Tell me more?

>>14108007
Actual American cheese is kino, yes, but this
>>14108058

>>14106493
Yeah this, some people claim the cow makes cheese by itself

>>14108205
he's never had cheese straight from the cheesecow. Sad.

>>14108200
American cheese and "cheese product" are both made from cheddar anon...

>>14108173
Flyovers. That's all you need to know.

>This angers the euro cuck

>>14106470
Take it up with the USDA. Also keep in mind The U.S. Supreme Court said a tomato is a vegetable despite it being a fruit

>>14106771
Don't feed your cat cheez its, butthole

>>14106764
correct, these always suck anyway

>>14107216
americans do, their bread tastes like cake

>>14109363

Literally any government agency in the US has been infiltrated by special interests and make decisions that make no sense but no one notices because the average person doesn't give a shit.

If kraft cheese was made like a hundred years earlier it would be known as cheese.

>>14107210
>imagine having to declare your baking powder as "aluminum" free

>>14106470

>>14109848
pretty sure the US has some bullshit laws making it illegal to harvest vinegar from ghosts, so we have to use distilled vinegar instead

>>14106525
Ngl gov cheese bricks are tasty

>>14109363
they said a pizza is a vegetable.
no need to make bad faith arguments about semantics.

>>14109848
US version uses corn syrup instead of sugar and US laws probably force companies to clarify that they use tomatoes in concentrate form
what's so noteworthy about that?

>>14107909
Sugar eats yeast doesnt it?

>>14107890
>>14107909
>>14109882
idk if I'm being baited or not, but yeast is a microscopic fungus that eats sugar and shits out alcohol and carbon dioxide (one is used for making wine / beer, the other to make bread soft and fluffy)
it is very much alive, at least until you bake it

>>14109882
No.

>>14109903
to clarify, it eats various naturally found sugars too, not just saccharose and mass profuced american bread usually adds sugar for the taste

>>14106470
>europoors will claim that a cheese mix that's been melted and solidified isn't cheese

>>14107977
velveeta isn't called american cheese

>>14109870
europeans pretend their identical version of the product is superior for some reason

>>14108069
>soup is just water with ingredients in it bro I'm drinking water

>>14109848
Yeah moron, the USDA doesn't allow you to label stuff as Spices and Herbs without specifying what's in it. It doesn't mean that your frankenchup doesn't have exactly the same ingredients.

>>14109987
I see "spices" and "natural flavors" in ingredient lists all the time you lying faggot.

>>14106805
well at least it has milk...if thats what you call it

>>14107224
brioche is a cake, not bread

>>14108069
>egg in bread
ishygddt

>>14109363
the tomato is a vegetable culinarily and a fruit botanically

>>14109348
imagine having such a shitty "cheese" product that you have to state on the package that it contains milk

cheese spray, only in murica, the land of the food retard

>>14111076
This shit makes me gag so bad, how could someone live with themselves after eating this?

>>14111076
You dont know what you're missing tastelet.
The Bacon Cheddar on a celery stick is fucking phenomenal.

>>14111764

>>14111757
My dogs like jt

>Chemicals bad because I dont understand them

I don't understand defending this. They taste disgusting.

Just walk 20 feet to the deli and get actual cheese, America actually does have decent cheeses

>>14112414
Many of the top chefs in the world still claim its the best cheese on a burger.

>>14112414
in my local supermarket the deli is on the complete opposite side of the store from the packaged cheeses so if i need cheese i just get kraft cuz its closer

>>14107819
inferiority complex

>>14112521
It is.

>>14112521

show your work APA style

>>14106470
I dunno m8, I got a pack of them packaged slices in the fridge right now and it says "cheese (46%)" right there on top of the ingredients list. I suppose you don't call shit cheese if it's not even half the thing. Still love that processed crap in certain foods, not gonna lie, but I also ain't gonna pretend it's on par with actual cheeses.

>>14113010
No one is asking you to pretend it's the same. Dickwad. It has different uses. They aren't interchangeable. Processed cheese is better for some things. "Real" cheese meanwhile has its place for other things.

>>14107819
>seething americlap: The post.

>>14107849
>>14107863
>It-its not true

Jesus dude

>>14106488
>>14109348
I'm Euro and I like American cheese (or not-cheese? idfk and idfc, I just know I like it). I don't like any other on burgers, 2bh. And, honestly, I think it's one of the better options for American macaroni-and-cheese, though no one seems to use it for that, not even Americans.

>>14109987
Nigger fucking what? It says Spices and Herbs because companies have a right to keep the recipe a secret, any processed shit has to be made clear, this is true especially for america, look at coca cola for fucks sake, you think you can recreate it with just what it says on the ingredients list? Jesus fuck just accept your country's food is garbage and stop spreading bullshit faggot

>>14112521
I mean you dont really need to be a chef to make a great burger so its kind of redundant to say that no?

lol at the general idea that cheese isn't already inherently a processed food, its the poster child for why processing food is good

>>14113318
Face it. You got BTFO.

>>14106470
it aint cheese nigga

>>14109967
They're not identical. It depends entirely on your personal preferences which is better, but I like Eurochup more than Americhup because Americhup tends to be quite a bit sweeter than I prefer and less tomato-y while Eurochup has a stronger tomato taste and is less sweet. Well, Polish ketchup, anyway. idk about British ketchup.

>>14107726
Dangerously based

>>14106470

Burgers will defend any crap industrials put in their throat until they all die from diabetus :^)

>>14113523
>now melts!

>>14113588

Cheese is real and rona is a hoax

>America tops rona cases

I'm sorry, rona is real and because of it USA is #1 YET again

USA USA USA

>>14113618
Now post the percentage of deaths compared to other countries.

>>14113608
the caking agent used so it doesn't stick together would also make it not melt great.

>>14111860
Kek

>Mongolian basket weaving anime image board

>>14113638
>expecting a redditspacer to understand per capita statistics

CHEESE IS SPOILED COW TITTY JUICE

>>14111076
>it's okay when euros do it

>>14115384
Can you at least specify what I'm looking at, we also put mayonnaise in those kind of tubes so it might not even be cheese.
Europe also isn't one big country so because one country does something a certain way doesn't mean that everyone also does it that way.

>>14115384
>Swedes
>Euro
lolno

>>14115480
the swedes sure do love their tube condiments with weird flavors, but no one else does, really
also none of these are just cheese as far as I know, I remember eating some salmon ones when I was a kid

>>14116385
Literally all of them are cheese. 'Ost' means 'cheese.' One is crayfish-and-cheese, which is just fucking bizarre. Sweden was a mistake.

>>14106470
I'm American and I'm gonna say it: American cheese sucks unless it's on a burger or grilled cheese. Everything else about us is fucking great, but why did we pick the blandest cheese on the planet to call American? Were the Jews involved somehow?

>>14116519
No. The Jews are the reason you people cling to your inferior beef hot dogs, though, and think they're anything but utter shit. Hot dogs arrived in Ameriland mit der Juden. Since they don't eat pork, the hot dogs they took with them across the pond were beef-based.

Also, I like Americheese in macaroni-and-cheese. Mixed with sharp-ass cheddar, too, of course.

>>14108457
I don't. What is a "flyover?"

>>14117994
It's what seething coasties call their masters.

>>14112521
Someone who cooks burger for a living isn't a chef.

>>14118009
I'm sorry for you anon

>>14118009
>>14118097
Is this how 56% burgerfats tell each other apart?

>>14117994
oh you sweet summer child

>>14112409
yes itiet chemical's are bad

>>14119131
Sounds like chemicals gave you brain damage.