/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14098430
I can't

I wish every fucking brand of chip under the sun wouldn’t fill each bag halfway with hot factory worker breath instead of real fucking chips. “oh it’s the process, it settles in transit” no fuck you kikes, you know what you’re doing.

>>14098430
Pizzalicious pringles.

>>14098459
Why they gotta be jews

>>14098430
This man speaks the truth.

>>14098463
everyone knows they got exiled out of the pringles kingdom and the lays commonwealth

>>14098459
read the weight on the package smoothbrain

>>14098459
retard
they do it so the chips don't get destroyed in shipment/packaging/stocking.

if you press a full unopened chip bag flat, there's just barely enough extra air to keep the chips from being squashed

baked cheddar and sour cream lays

>>14098459
this is the fattest thing i've ever read everyone over 350lb should be put down

>>14098463
Why indeed

>>14098430
Allow me to respectfully submit a challenger. You objectively have the correct brand though

>>14098713
Pickle bapps

>>14098430
Voodoo Hot

>>14098459
Buy local/regional brands. They fill up the bags much more.

>>14098716
>pickle braps

>>14098430
Any not in the picture that you posted.

You're welcome.

>>14098430
>tfw no-one in australia sells pickle flavour chips

>>14098726
disgusting. why are fat asses being pushed, who is behind this campaign. eat less, get exercise, what the fuck. this is horrible

>>14098430
Undisputed steps up

>>14098430
Step aside child!

>>14098430
When Gardettos is coming through you have no choice but to step aside. Your bullshit "pro tip" makes no sense.

>>14098655
>350lbs
>this is the benchmark for fat in america

>>14099691
>sucking up merkel
>tons of foreigners
>makes no sense
Blame America, that makes sense you stupid cunt.

>>14099691
>merkel covering up rapes and crimes for "diversity"
That makes a lot of sense, but blame America as you're used to doing.

>>14099691
What's your benchmark and where are you from you hypocrite sack of shit?

>>14099691
When dipwad sacks of shit such as you say shit without attributing anything except to say "oh noo, America" it makes you seem as serious morons. How much did someone pay you to do hate America speech?

>>14098430
OP is right, but this is a very close second:

*** crickets ***
These little faggots wont admit that they're paid to do "hate America" speech.
They're they most dishonest faggots on the planet.

Maybe not as dishonest as shillary types, but likely connected.

>>14099600
Your dubs match your lifetime count of sex partners

>>14098430
I can not. This is second place however.

>>14099888
Nice trips, where do you get those?
I'd try those out but have never seen them before. PA?

>>14099892
Herrs is PA.

Utz is MD.

They both do a crab chip.

They're both pretty good, too. I think Utz has the stronger flavor then even Lays.

>>14099896
one can always moderate those with a barrel of cheese balls.

>>14098430

>>14099912
Show the back of them, don't they need to be heated?

>>14099694
>>14099697
>>14099700
>>14099708
>>14099771
>>14099780

Based schizo

>>14099917
No

>>14099921
Right, yet you're the stupid freak following me around on multiple threads. I should and I think I will report your sorry ass.

>>14099921
>>14099930

>>14099942
It's done.
What more needs to be said?

>>14099944
BASED

You chomos don't know shit.

>>14098430

I would agree if not for these

This thread now has my permission to die.

>>14100287

soy.jpeg

>>14099742
tried these recently thought they were pretty meh compared to voodoo.

>>14099742
Evil Eye is the weakest flavor in the lineup.

>>14098430
Sorry OP you posted the lesser brapp'ts.

>>14098430
these are great, but >>14098459 is correct and zappos are the worst fucking offenders, even worse than the big brands like lays

>>14098430
I can't.
Does this mean i'm going to jail now?

>>14100721
Yes, put yourself in cuffs and prepare for the local deputy to collect you.

>>14098430
>3app'j
what a stupid name

>>14098430
Not even trolling. Voodoo is the suck of chips. Just dunk a popsicle stick in some powder flavor. Why even potato chips at this point? Because you can't think for yourself and your friends think they're good chips. Double gross.

>>14098459
The air in the bag is nitrogen so the chips don't go stale. Also a bit of this >>14098581
And everyone that didn't say this is a fucking moron.

>>14100837
Also chips are sold by weight, not volume.

>>14098430
I don't know what they're supposed to taste like, but I sure like them.

When the Canadians gonna show up with Ketchup?