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*saves culinary masculinity*

>> No.14077962

>>14077954
>spazzes put on camera
>random noises
>talks super fast galf the time
>soy expressions
Fuck brad

>> No.14077971
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>>14077954
Dude is high on soy drugs like Ket and poppers any time he's on camera.

>> No.14077980

>>14077954
>not a good presenter
>only knows half about what he's doing
>not very smart
"LOLOL dadbod goofball brad LeONEE"

Just block the channel and move on

>> No.14077988

>>14077954
It's weird to realize that Brad is basically a token straight white male on BA. Kinda never noticed that most hosts are women, brown, gay or a mix of all of those

>> No.14077991
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>>14077980
>>14077971
>>14077962

>> No.14077997

>>14077962
>is not a manlet
>Doesn't have NYC gay lisp that all NY men do
>Only man in NYC that hunts

>> No.14078003

>>14077988
We sure have fallen when it's a token straight male instead of a token faggot

>> No.14078015

>>14077988
apparently chris has a wife and kids even though he sounds faggier than actual power bottom andy b

>> No.14078026

>>14077962
Sour grapes

>> No.14078029

>>14077954
>empty stare
>soybeard
>masculine

>> No.14078035

>>14077962
>>14077962
>>14077971
>>14077971
>>14077980
>>14077980
>>14078029
>>14078029
>>14078029
I demand a selfie right now.

>> No.14078050

Chris is more of a man than Brad is.

>> No.14078055

>>14077954
gaaaaaaaaaaaay

>> No.14078092

>>14078015
So did Ricky Martin.

>> No.14078162

>>14078015
>>14078092
The only right choice a gay man could do. Push the fetish aside and get a wife and kids

>> No.14078310

>>14077954
By doing what, acting like an idiot in front of the camera?

>> No.14078321

>>14078003
It's probably because BA is aimed at loner cat-moms. Notice it went from straight-forward "hands-and-pans" recipes to pseudo reality shows that briefly feature cooking.

>> No.14078463

For me, its Sohla and the other mommy who worked at shake shack

>> No.14078572
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>> No.14078598

>>14078584
molly is a fucking SNACK

>> No.14078609

>>14078584
Why is the blond girl always so bitchy?
Is that guy a gay homosexual?
Is the baking girl fat because she constantly makes giant candy bars or some shit?
Also why is the Asian chick from the new Star Wars with them?

>> No.14078624

>>14078584
What's up with Claire's gorilla stance?

>> No.14078625

This is now a Bon Appétit fap thread

>> No.14078641
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14078641

>>14078584
Molly gets censored in the actual video.

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>>14078641

>> No.14078652

>>14078641
Then where is >>14078584 from?

>> No.14078665

>>14078572
swap the personality of priya for sohla and you have the perfect woman

>> No.14078666

>>14078665
>Make Priya an alcoholic SJW who gets kicked off SeriousEats because she wants to inject politics into everything

Nah man I'm good

>> No.14078667

>>14078652
It's from the end of this video where they clearly forgot to censor her tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYvJIgjLzxs&feature=youtu.be&t=2761

>> No.14078670

>>14078665
Priya's personality is totally insufferable.

>> No.14078671

>>14078584
mollys built like a highschool swim team refrigerator

>> No.14078678

>>14078671
this. molly has no ass.

>> No.14078680
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>>14078641
Just found this on Reddit. Someone edited it so that the Asian girl and Molly's tits come out more clearly.

>> No.14078706
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>> No.14078763

https://mrdeepfakes.com/video/7233/claire-saffitz-bon-appetit-home-invasion

>> No.14078764

>>14078015
UNTIL WE SEE HER ON CAMERA IT'S NOT TRUE

>> No.14078772

>>14078572
HOT AS FUCK

>> No.14078781
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>>14078764

>> No.14078782
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14078782

it never needed saving in the first place

>> No.14078786

>>14078781
seriously shocked. Never seen or heard someone so effeminate.

>> No.14078788
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14078788

>>14077954
>yfw you realize where you've seen Brad's schtick before

>> No.14078807

>>14078763
Guy in the back kinda looks like Adam Rapo lol

>> No.14078809

>>14078786
I truly think it is his high functioning autism at work. He has been able to assimilate by carefully studying the social ques from 'accepted' people ( faggy Jew Yorkers) to be able to blend in. " Oh look, it's a douchy super taster austist. Oh, he's really effeminate, well I better be nice and let shit slide, don't want to be a biggot!"

>> No.14078815

>>14078786
>he doesn't understand beards

>> No.14078869

>>14078809
Good point. How else was gonna get away with telling their star jewess to not be lazy and temper the fucking chocolate..

>> No.14078877

>>14078869
IDK how she fucks it up every time. I've never done it or tired it but still. If it was my job and I had to do it so many times, I think that I would be able to do it by now.

>> No.14078958

>>14078609
>Is that guy a gay homosexual?
No, he's a straight homosexual.

>> No.14078979

>>14078815
Why the fuck would a gay guy living in NYC need a beard?

>> No.14078982

>>14078781
look at those boobas

>> No.14078990

>>14078979
Why would a gay man willingly live out his sick desires?

>> No.14078994

>>14078958
You know that's an actual "thing" right?
Act gay but bang women.
Like Russel Brand

>> No.14078998

>>14078781
I take it this was when Chris used to be fat. Must be depressing to be a fat guy with all the fat going to the chest.

>> No.14079002

>>14078982
wtf I didn't see that at first. Some true soy breasts.

>> No.14079008

>>14078994
Not the same thing. Russel Brand is just british.

>> No.14079009

>>14078998
That's when he was on hormones

>> No.14079015

>>14078781
WTF? He's not gay?!?!

>> No.14079016

>>14079009
Why was he on hormones?

>> No.14079022

>>14077954
This guys entire personality is an act, you can see what he's really like when he did that appearance on hot ones. Dude is low IQ and swears like a sailor. Also his wife is weird looking and his son looks like a girl.

>> No.14079024

>>14079016
To adjust his body to how he feels on the inside

>> No.14079031

>>14079024
Well he had some nice breasts. Not so much any more.

>> No.14079032

>>14079022
>low IQ and swears like a sailor
These things don't go together

>> No.14079036

>>14078666
Is that what happened? I wondered why she was all of a sudden on BA.

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>>14079032
>The more you swear the more intelligent you are meme

>> No.14079055

>>14079036
A gig at BA is a serious upgrade from Serious Eats so that makes no sense.

>> No.14079062

>>14078666
>inject politics into everything
Do you have any clips of this?

>> No.14079063

>>14079008
He is effeminate even for brit standards, in case you could't tell.

>> No.14079151
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14079151

*saves contemporary heterosexuality*

>> No.14079342

>>14078584
clarefags BTFO

>> No.14079464

seeing his poorly behaved, ugly ass, certainly going to be trans, kids has been very revealing. that and his guest appearances on other shows. his whole personality in BA videos is acting mixed with deceptive editing. just because he knows how to operate handheld power tools doesn't make him anything special as far as masculinity goes

>> No.14079611

>>14079464
>let his wife keep one of their sons hair long to show off his baby curls
>that means the boy is going to be trans

Schizo pls

>> No.14079667

>>14079022
>watching hot ones
back to r/food you go

>> No.14079677

>>14078572
I hate this image because it blocks her pretty face.

>> No.14079682

>>14079677
The point was to show off her breedable body.

>> No.14079704

>>14079022
>wife is weird looking
>son looks like a girl

how can you say this and not post a picture

>> No.14079735

>>14078671
curves create surface area, makes women high drag low speed operators in the water.

>> No.14079743

>>14079022
>his entire personality is an act because he doesn't swear on his employer's videos
Wow, you're retarded!

>> No.14079810

>>14079682
Lame and disgustingly thirsty.

>> No.14079887
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14079887

the epitome of american masculinity

>> No.14079901

>>14079887
Accurate.

>> No.14079906

>>14079887
peak performance

>> No.14080200

>>14079151
Who is this qt?

>> No.14080233

>>14077954
He's the textbook definition of ADHD.

>> No.14080299

>>14078680
>>14078706
>>14078736
>claire fags utterly btfo
BTFO!

>> No.14080386

>>14078572
I really wanna lick her pits after a sunny Dallas day desu

>> No.14080387

>>14080299
christine is based but molly has the personality of a piece of celery and has a man's ass.

>> No.14080571

>>14080387
and thats a good thing! celery is great!

>> No.14080619
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>>14078680
I want to push on Claire's belly and pump her pink pussy FUCK

>> No.14080645

>>14078680
molly again proving to be superior over ugly ass claire fans who project their obesity on their aged waifu

>> No.14080946

>>14079810
Imagine being gay.

>> No.14080956

>>14078781
I was shocked when he came out as straight

>> No.14080969
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14080969

I wonder what his butt tastes like

>> No.14081006

>>14078706
>>14078680
>>14078641
>>14078584
basado and what ever the fuck redpilled is in spanish

>> No.14081064
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14081064

For me, it's La Capital (mexifag here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvTIFVCJu0I
I don't even like beef that much, but everytime i see his videos i can't help but use my grill. Not sure what is america's opinion about carne asada though.

>> No.14081077

>>14081064
Botanas are based.

>> No.14081250

>>14078736
In awe at the size of this gook, absolute unit

>> No.14081276

>>14077954
Did vinny leave? His videos took a turn for shit like 7 months ago

>> No.14081352

>>14079887
unironically true. Americans are utterly pathetic.

>> No.14081356

>>14081276
didnt you notice? He was somehow snatched up by binging with reddish

>> No.14081369

>>14080969
I was talking to my brother about the BA videos the other day and mentioned that I liked the resident homo's videos, he knew about Rick but then said about the master taster and I had to remind him that Andy was the homo not Chris.
Am I gay that I can recognize homosexuality without actually knowing and just watching interactions on the IN THE TEST KITCHEN series?

>> No.14081620

>>14079031
When the fuck was this?

>> No.14082415

>>14080571
celery is fine as a snack or great to add more flavor to a soup or stock, but if all you had to eat was celery, you would start to get annoyed and eventually leave the celery for something more multidimensional.

>> No.14082426

>>14077954
the culinary world, as in a professional kitchen, has been, and will always be a masculine place, the heat and pressure alone would deter any would be pussy

>> No.14082452

>>14082426
lol, try breastfeeding your baby while making your husband's breakfast and children's school lunches with a 30 minute all while on your period. No nan would cope. Women do it all the time. Call me next time you have a mild cold ans think you're too sick to get out of bed. I'll remind you of this post so you can ponder your hypocrisy.

>> No.14082455
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>>14082452

>> No.14082482

>>14079887
/thread

>> No.14082486

>>14082426
this
like, it's not that women can't survive in a professional kitchen, it's just that those that do, are no longer feminine

>> No.14082515

>>14078641
>muh freedums

>> No.14082519

>>14080969
He's pretty fucking handsome.

>> No.14083231

>>14081369
Andy said he was gay though. You didn't have to infer that.
>>14081620
IDK someone else said it was from when he was fat.

>> No.14083299
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14083299

>Bon Appétit apron is $150, $240 aussieland funbux

>> No.14083307

>>14078782
absolute faggot

>> No.14083399

>>14083231
I couldn't help inferring it. It's obvious to me.

>> No.14083429

>>14079887
Based and testpilled

>> No.14083432

>>14081006
rojapilo

>> No.14083435

>>14081356
This can't be real. Tell me you're memeing.
Vinny pls come back. Bradchad needs you

>> No.14083443

>>14082452
Honestly this is true, but there are so many sad unsocial people on this board who will never be able to relate to the hardships that women endure on a daily basis. I dont think theyre somehow better or worse off than men, but the lack of male respect is really disgusting, especially when it comes to the fact that the same men think they deserve a girlfriend merely for existing.
Respect women boys. Respect humans in general, and assume they suffer just like you.

>> No.14083449

>>14082519
He would be much more handsome if he was taller and had a stronger jawline, but either way, dont want to bash the dude, he seems nice enough

>> No.14083458

>>14083435
Oh its real. Brad now has to deal with Matt or whatever his name is. Vinny and Brad were honestly the best part, now the production team consists of utter soyboys(nothing against soy)

>> No.14083465

>>14083443
Bait/10
Where the hell do you think you are?

>> No.14083489

>>14083299
A plain white apron serves the same purpose. At the end of the day it's just a long piece of cloth that you are going to get a bunch of food covered in.

>> No.14083491

>>14083458
Link your fave BradXVinny vid, dude.

>> No.14083497
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14083497

>>14083443
Get out, soyboy

>> No.14083499

>>14083489
I've only spilled cooking on myself once, and it was only boiling water. But it was on my dick so that was not good.

>> No.14083527

>>14083299
>>14083489
>>14083499
Honestly the only purpose for a fashionable apron is if you're some idiot who cooks only to show off on instagram. It's like having designer disposable gloves.

>> No.14083632

>>14077954
>culinary masculinity
What the fuck does this term even mean, and why would it need saving?
He's a guy who cooks without being a faggot. Plenty of people like that exist, you're just fawning too much over your soileberties making your favorite dish wrong on YouTube.

>> No.14083640

>>14083497
>>14083465
>basic respect toward women is not "masculine" now according to polcels? Oh wait, thats always been the case. Keep it up you turdlickers.

>> No.14083659

>>14078035
>I bet you are just ugly and le dumb and poor and unpopular at school!
go be a castrated orbiter somewhere else, soyfag

>> No.14083882

>>14080200
troye sivan

>> No.14083887

>>14080969
would smash

>> No.14083905

>>14080969
he's the worst and most charmless ba chef. i hate his short masc vibe.

>> No.14084314

>>14077954
Literally who

>> No.14084851

>>14077954
I'd ferment a log in his ass

>> No.14084886

>>14080969
What is this guy’s point other than to be the most flaming fucking faggot

Even Rick at least has Tex Mex going for him

>> No.14084913

>>14080969
Cornchips and flowery earthy chocolate, notes of coffee and refried beans depending on the day.

>> No.14084918

>>14082452
Ohno I have to make a sandwich how rough... Tits or Gtfo

>> No.14084934

>>14077954
>culinary masculinity
what did he mean by this? i work in a kitchen with all guys, it's very masculine. we give each other good game butt slaps after rushes and also some cheeky gropes here and there if one of us is looking particularly cute that day.

>> No.14085660

>>14079887
How is this fat wop not dead yet?

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>>14078788

>> No.14086005

>>14078572

Oh my good God

>> No.14086013

>>14078572
>>14078772
>>14078665
absolutely fucking disgusting

>> No.14086031

>>14083659
>>I bet you are just ugly and le dumb and poor and unpopular at school!
I mean thats pretty much what everyones thinking right now m8

not the biggest fan of brad either but he sounds like new yorker so thats what it is

>> No.14086160

>>14079022
his wife is a qt redhead

>> No.14086458

>>14079022
>Dude is low IQ and swears like a sailor.

If you've ever worked in a restaurant, you'd realize that's incredibly normal. Hell, the fact that he isn't shooting up heroin or dealing drugs on camera makes him kinda rare.

>> No.14086482

>>14078572
Thank God for that body

>> No.14086491

>>14077997
Lives in NJ

>> No.14086507

>>14079022
this makes me love him even more. I bet his missing tooth is from a barfight. I want to lick his armpits.

>> No.14086532

>>14077988
>>14078003
it's a fucking hipster food magazine, what exactly would you expect?

>> No.14086533

>>14086491
There's a bunch of videos for "All 50 States Say What They Call ___" or "All 50 States Say Their Enemy State" and such and apparently Brad is the choice for Joysey

>> No.14086989

>>14086507
Would bet you $1000 he has never been in an actual fist fight.

>> No.14087856

>>14083299
You don't need a Bennett & Overpriced apron friendo

You just need something that keeps flour and shit off you and maybe has a pocket for your stuff you need at the ready

>> No.14087891

>>14079022
Well, he's a chef. You really think intelligent people go into cooking as a career?

>> No.14087937
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14087937

He seems like a pretty cool guy, but his show has the same problem that fucking Joshua Waterman or whatever his name is has, there's just constant shit going on on screen. I suppose it's because of the self-induced ADHD of the young generation but it's annoying to watch somebody when the camera constantly zooms in on their face because they slur their words, or whenever they make a reference to something there has to be some visual representation of it and a lil sound effect. I can't watch shit like that, I just want to see somebody cook.

>> No.14087953

>>14087937

Based opinion.

>> No.14088282

>>14077991
i have not seen this reaction image in years

>> No.14088313

>>14077954
Brad is incredibly effeminate

>> No.14088362

>>14078781
BASED WHITE SAVIOUR

>> No.14088935

>>14079677
>her pretty face
She looks like an Indian Anita Sarkeesian. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if she had some jew in her with that massive beak on her face.

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>>14088935

>> No.14088948

>>14080969
like ass

>> No.14088949

ive found brad because of this thread and made his foccacia that he made with samin; impressed my wife a bunch, thanks /ck/

>> No.14088973

>>14084934
CUTE!

>> No.14089116

>>14088949
post pics of the wife

>> No.14089149

>>14078809
>implying all gay men are feminine
>implying all feminine men are gay
/r9k/ is literally (literally) two clicks away, anon

>> No.14089167

>>14078572
lord forgive me for what im about to do

>> No.14089187

>>14087937
This. Brad has inherent charisma, and it alone would carry videos. You can see that in the ones which aren't named "it's alive", and when edits aren't constantly flying in your face.
Even Weissman does to an extent. He's knowledgeable, talented, and seems like a chill guy. The actual cooking part is to the point and informative, but then there's all the MEMES HEHE QUIRKY, which is something that he started to add once the channel started to get bigger. Older videos are significantly more understated. I guess it makes sense, because it brings in the views, but it's just all so tiresome and makes me feel old.

>> No.14089914

Based

>> No.14090770

>>14078572
my fucking nigga

>> No.14090772

literally who?

>> No.14090777

>>14078680
what subreddit?

>> No.14091077

>>14083905
tries to be catty, but comes off as being a mean dickhead

>> No.14091335

>>14078015
he could be bi but chris is definitely gayer than andy

>>14086160
his wife is not qt at all shes very weird looking and she def lucked out in brad

>> No.14091498

>>14087856
>friend stole an apron for me
>only one i own
>has two nice pockets thay perfectly fit a can or bottle of beer
Truly living the dream

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>>14090770
>>14089167
>>14086482
>>14086005
>>14078772
She wore the same dress in another recent video.
https://youtu.be/-n9eZlwdx04?t=958
I can webm some of it if you really want and you tell me the timestamps.

>> No.14092066

>>14091539
it's an apron you tist. also notice she assumes we cant tell she isnt wearing makeup because of the shit camera. she looks like she hasnt showered in 3 days.

>> No.14092078

>>14077954
he's actually a bigger fag than chris morocco if you pay attention

>> No.14092118

>>14083640
found the faggot

>> No.14092176

>>14092066
>it's an apron you tist.
I've never seen an apron that was that tight and form fitting. Also, can't you usually see the clothes under the apron?

>> No.14092183

>>14077954
He's the only guy who isn't a complete faggot among that whole staff. I wonder how he tolerates it.

>> No.14092203

>>14092176
you might be right actually. furthers my point that she hasnt showered in days. she looks haggard

>> No.14092956

>>14078584
I want Molly to shit on my face so bad

>> No.14093036

>>14092183
That's Delany.

>> No.14093107

>>14092078
How?

>> No.14093490

>>14091539
>>14078572
I'm seriously considering drawing porn of this beautiful curry godess.

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>>14078035

>> No.14093600

>>14078572
So this is the power of the hindoo 95% carbohydrate diet.....damn.............

>> No.14093606

>>14078584
ew who's the goblin grandma with the trucker gut in the middle?

>> No.14093614

>>14093036
Delany isn't even a cook. He's just a guy who instagrams his lunch professionally

>> No.14093792

>>14091335
>she def lucked out in brad

I actually felt bile rise in my throat seeing her rat face. Brad deserve better. me.

>> No.14093885

>>14093614
Even though he is the alcohol guy he knows more about food and techniques than half of the actual kitchen staff.

>> No.14093978

>>14078781
His wife looks even more like a psychopath than he.
You can't tell me they don't butcher and eat little runaway girls while Chris muses about what their life was like based on the taste of their underdeveloped breast meat.

>> No.14094067

>culinary masculinity

sounds like fag talk

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This fuckin dweeb is what ya call "masculine"? Lol

>> No.14094173

ITT virgins lmao

>> No.14094319

tell me about brad. why does he wear the beanie

>> No.14094322

>>14094319
its chilli

>> No.14094464

>>14094319
Hes balding and insecure about it

>> No.14094735

>>14077954
>at least 75% Dutch
>less than 25% Italian
>claims to be Italian

Why are all NYC mutts like this?

>> No.14094766

>>14094735
probably because he works with food, like how diamond dealers pretend to be jewish.

>> No.14094981

>>14078680
wtf i love reddit now

>> No.14095686

>>14094981
me too!

>> No.14095762

>>14094138
>bolo tie

Based and Texaspilled

>> No.14095783

>>14081064
>Not sure what is america's opinion about carne asada though.
Very good, skirt steak is a great, cheap cut of meat that Mexican techniques know how to get the most out of.

>> No.14095826

>>14077954
Where's the comic with Wojak Brad bragging to a fan on the internet? Does nobody have it saved anymore?

>> No.14095829

>>14078680
claire is a fucking HAG

>> No.14096320

>>14078015
based chris

>> No.14096329

>>14078665
wait what, sohla is the one with the 10/10 personality

>> No.14096834

>>14095762
I don't think it counts when you're some brooklyn faggot cosplaying

>> No.14096844

>>14096834
hes not even from brooklyn hes from jersey

>> No.14096936

>>14080969
Cute!!

>> No.14096952

>>14077954
>culinary masculinity*
Lol no such thing. All things culinary, much like the future, is female.

>> No.14097048

>>14096329
Too bad she's an alcoholic, in every at home video she looks hungover as fuck, at least priya doesn't look she just got up to shoot a video, can't have everything in life I guess

>> No.14097693

>>14077954
he's pretty based. he obvious cheats on his ugly wife, right?

>> No.14097696

>>14077988
nyc media is controlled by jews. they give the cush gigs to fellow tribesmen and scraps to faggots and colored

>> No.14097714

>>14078781
that's an obvious beard wife

>> No.14097719

>>14078809
no, he's just a faggot and you're gullible. plenty of nyc homos have wives, doesn't stop them from sucking dick and being bottoms. fuck, even high profile congressman and senators are married and fucking men on the side

>> No.14097730

>>14094138
hipster filth. she's ugly. must have trapped him with a kid

>> No.14097735

>>14093036
>>14093614
delany seemed cool...then i saw how he dresses. he's a fucking queer too

>> No.14097910

>>14097735
He's basically a professional alcoholic who pops in every now and then to give a comment because he had some semblance of a personality.

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>>14094138
Tbh, one of the weirder things I've noticed is that basically every older millennial married couple is either that or pic related

>> No.14097927

>this thread is still up

>> No.14098475

>>14097048
10/10 would still marry

Even hungover as fuck she's still more inventive than Molly and Claire combined, and far less cranky than Claire and Morocco combined.

>> No.14098721

>>14089149
god does it hurt being this woke

>> No.14098807

>>14092066
this is honestly one of the stupidest things i've read on here

>> No.14098814

>>14097048
that's relatable af. i wanna descend into alcoholism with her

>> No.14099909

>>14078463
Fuck that indian cunt. Fat skank making asian nigger recipes. Not even hot enough to watch the videos

>> No.14099937

>>14099909
Do you mean Priya there

>> No.14100180

>>14078463
god tier taste

carla is sexy as hell

>> No.14100259

>>14078572
I never appreciated Priya's looks until she wore this dress. She also seems to have better posture with her neck so she doesn't look like a hunchback all the time. Suddenly I have a massive boner for her.

I also never appreciated how cute Sohla was until the work at home videos. She's fantastic as well.

>> No.14100284

>>14094138
Yes, his wife is incredibly masculine.

>> No.14100291

>>14078463
>mommy who worked at shake shack
Which one is that?

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>>14100180
>carla is sexy
I never thought I would hear those words together in a sentence.

>> No.14100644

>>14100284
>he can't handle high test women

>> No.14100691

>>14077954
This faggot is the textbook definition of ADHD.

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BA coffee ranking

Queen tier
Christina - Amazon knockoff Kalita 104 (not Wave) brewer, eyeballs everything, doesn't measure

High patrician tier
Chris, Delany, Rick - Hario V60, measures autistically

Patrician tier
Claire - Chemex with third-party fine metal mesh filter
Carla - Aeropress

Low patrician tier
Molly - cold brew

Pleb tier
Brad, Andy - drip coffee maker

Try-hard tier
Sohla - White Russian with coffee liqueur

Not following instruction tier
Priya - makes Chai instead
Gaby - makes Mate instead

>> No.14100808

>>14078609
>Is the baking girl fat because she constantly makes giant candy bars or some shit?
basically. any chef/baker worth a shit is going to be at least a little chubby

>> No.14100822

>>14078781
i knew he had a wife but i didn't know he used to be fat, holy fuck. i will say, he looks much straighter here, basically a typical sloppy guy like brad

>> No.14100829

>>14078994
that actually describes chris pretty well, seems gay as fuck but fucked two kids into his wife

>> No.14100836

>>14079022
>Also his wife is weird looking
she was breifly grabbing her kids in one shot and while i don't think i saw her face straight on, i think she looked pretty normal

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>people give these fucks a million threads while /our guy/ henry goes unappreciated

>> No.14100864

>>14100844
This guy looks familiar. Isnt je a comedian?

>> No.14100913

>>14100864
yeah, henry phillips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_T50htsd_U

he was on silicon valley and some other shit

>> No.14100919

>>14100844
I just don't find his videos entertaining.
>le funny depressed man
I have that already IRL, gimme something new

>> No.14100961

Which of the female BA staff has a dildo suction cupped to the wall of their shower?

>> No.14101022

>>14100734
you think they all were told to make complicated drinks or do all these people actually make these hippie dippy drinks every morning?

>> No.14101039

>>14100734
i appreciate sohla, priya, and gaby for actually doing something different. everyone else's shit was extremely samey. it's honestly a stupid episode idea when everyone is pretty much "yeah like i grind the beans and then heat up the water", coffee really isn't that hard

>> No.14101098

>>14094138
how bald is he?

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>>14095826
>Where's the comic with Wojak Brad bragging to a fan on the internet?

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>>14101098
Not very

>> No.14101145

>>14101130
it happens, you can own being a balding guy but wearing a skullcup on your wedding isn't how to do it

>> No.14101161

>>14101145
Insecurity is a hell of a drug.

>> No.14101671

>>14100291
Carla

>> No.14101764

>>14101145
They were attending someone else's wedding.

>> No.14101778

>>14101764
even worse

>> No.14101906

>>14100961
sohla

>> No.14101920

>>14101906
Sohla's husband has a giant dick she doesn't need that

Molly's the one who has a giant collection of vibes because her man can't keep up

Claire collects Bad Dragon toys

>> No.14101931

>>14078781
based effeminate fatty ponce

>> No.14102168

claire is so fucking sexy. just the slight chubbiness .. she must be so soft

>> No.14102183

>>14102168
imagine the smell of her hair with the grey streak ... haha

>> No.14102261

>>14102183
or her vinegary shits

>> No.14102324

>>14100644
This.
You'd be gay to not want to get pegged by his wife

>> No.14102331

Tfw Brad will never take you to the Fermentation Station

>> No.14102879

>>14077954
100% guarantee he cheats on his ugly wife with Brooklyn and Manhattan thots since he became cyber famous

>> No.14102883

>>14086160
that wife is not qt whatchu on?

>> No.14102885

>>14102331
he's a great personality but the jews at BA stunt his audience with a show that has sorta narrow appeal. notice they gave the fat annoying fellow jew the viral meme show any retard could get millions of views with

>> No.14102903

>>14101022
>>14100734
none of these millennials makes this shit every morning. they're all soulless manhattan consumers who buy a $6 capp or pour-over every time they go into "work" at BA office

>> No.14102906

>>14078598
married an ugly jew. another dumb shiksa

>> No.14102913

>>14097910
he's good on camera but when i saw how he dresses..... yikes. bisexual hipster cringe who looks like he just moved into manhattan from ohio and wants to prove how "bold" he is

>> No.14102923

>>14100961
priya for sure

>> No.14102939

>>14102885
I thought he got the show because he liked fermenting stuff
when it started I don't think the other people had their own shows for a while and just did regular recipe vids that barely got views
after his show took off I think they started pushing the test kitchen personalities more and they developed more series for them
like the original back to back chef thing before that ugly woman took over had gordon ramsay and some random guy

>> No.14102961

>>14078788
How this style called ? Being layback, cool and calm in all situations...

>> No.14103041

>>14094138
cute!

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>>14098475
>>14098814

>> No.14103057

>>14077954
Great recipes, shit personality

>> No.14103061

>>14077954
w̶̝̉ȍ̸͓t̴̫̐ẹ̸r̶̟̓

>> No.14103071

>>14102913
if you care that much about how another guy dresses, I've got bad news for you

>> No.14103139

>>14080233
He’s high functional tho

>> No.14103144

>>14081356
Really ? First Tom Brady then Vinny. This years season transferts are off the chart

>> No.14103158

>>14083527
>having designer disposable gloves.
Black tattoo artist gloves*
Fixed that for you

>> No.14103172

>>14078598
Facts bro I want her to spray diarrhea in my mouth

>> No.14103204

>>14087937
>self-induced ADHD
For real tho. Is it possible ? Like your focus ability is a muscle zoomers never trained ?

>> No.14103223

>>14093600
Well they’re smart and all in Ivy League. Same for the rest of Asian
What do their diet have that is so good for the brain ?

>> No.14103252

>>14100644
>>14100284
They both look masculine. Their kids are gonna turbo chads

>> No.14103345

>>14103071
hi delaney, how's philly treating ya

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>>14077954
>culinary masculinity
how fragile do you have to be...?

>> No.14104069

>>14083640
based truthpilling but it's not going to slide here pal
save it for reddit

>> No.14104311

>>14082452
>>14082426
Women are better at the chaos of home household. their brains literally evolved to handle the chaos of a home.
Professional kitchens on the other hand are performance driven. Which is why men thrive better in them.

BA is not a professional kitchen. it's a sandbox for home cooking. therefore this is mostly aimed at women.

>> No.14104322

>>14100808
I never hire fat people in my restaurant. If they get fat I make up reasons to fire them.

>> No.14104418

>>14104311
>therefore this is mostly aimed at women.

Yet /ck/ has active BA threads just about every day.

>> No.14104425

>>14104418
that doesn't mean men can't enjoy it? Everyone should be able to cook at least their own food.

>> No.14104904

>>14077954
It must suck to be so insecure.

>> No.14104919

>>14083432
Actually "rojoempastillado"

>> No.14104939

>>14078572
Her tummy in this dress has been the highlight of lockdown-era BA.

>> No.14104943

>>14078736
Superb pits, ngl

>> No.14105282

>>14102879
Nah, not cheating. She seems like a cuckquean.

>> No.14105350

>>14078665
Priya's personality is perfect.

>> No.14106103

>>14078015
wait
are you telling me a man sounds like a woman?

>> No.14106193

>>14081006
>>14083432
>>14104919
rojopastillado

>> No.14106442

>>14077988
Don’t forget my nigga Delany

>> No.14106456

>>14100844
i used to like him until he ruined my life

>> No.14106636

>>14106442
Delany has the look of a guy who can't get hard enough to fuck but is happy to eat a girl out for an hour and then leave to hang out with his bros and eat pizza

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>>14077988
>is a white male
>is the most based one
Based Brad, Based patriarchy

>> No.14106845

>>14104943
I can't escape the pitfriends, even when I move to /ck/.

>> No.14106867

>>14106636
Why would you think this?

>> No.14106908

>>14106636
Oddly specific

>> No.14106956

>>14106908
>>14106867
Been there done that w Delany

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>>14104943
https://youtu.be/TpY7B00Pqf8?t=1334

>> No.14106961

I'm going to give those miso almond butter cookies a try. Though I already infused my miso with garlic, I'll still use it because garlic is delicious.

>> No.14106973

>>14106957
starting to understand why priya is queen

>> No.14107002

sohla is best girl

>> No.14107199

>>14092078
This is actually true, which I hate to say

>>14093107
Brad is kind of insecure and self-important which comes across in brief moments sometimes. He's also self aware of being le loveable goofball in a way that's cringe. Many examples in the unedited 92Y panel, like when he takes over Gaby's moment to talk about It's Alive. You can notice lots of subtle expressions throughout it too. Yes I'm autistic. I still like him though, nobody's perfect

https://youtu.be/eUJzqChe3FQ?t=989

>> No.14107236

>>14107199
Hahaha wow that was really telling

>> No.14107544

>>14106636
Fuck. Hit close to home

>> No.14108448

>>14106636
Fuck man you don't gotta come for me like this