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>spikes your drink with cayenne while you're not looking

>> No.14087126
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NOOOO YOU CAN JUST PUT A SINGLE TINY SPECK OF CAYENNE POWDER IN MY DRINK WHILE IM NOT LOOKING

>> No.14087130
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>>14087126
Prepare to get tapa-tapa'd, bitch

>> No.14087182

>Cant unhear him inflecting his voice every fucking sentence instead of just talking to you.

>> No.14087189

>>14087126
You are after all the unwitting groupie
of my patented cayenne roofies

>> No.14087264

>spikes his drink with antifreeze while he filets his mignon

>> No.14087333

>>14087182
Just watch one of his livestreams and you’ll hear how he normally speaks

>> No.14087337
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>> No.14087344

>>14087333
No? Why the fuck would anyone do that?

>> No.14087418

>>14087333
Or any of his old videos

>> No.14087419
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>>14087264
>Trying to poison somebody by putting antifreeze in an alcoholic beverage

>> No.14087435

I finally started watching chef John's videos the other day. I like dad jokes and have been putting red cayenne on everything for years.
Why do you fags push parking lot gobblers and soda chuggers when this treasure of a human being deserves more than he already has?

>> No.14087438

>>14087337
What did he mean by this?

>> No.14087839

>>14087102
only in coffee since I do that myself anyway then it's cool

>> No.14088368
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>>14087102
>*Piano Music*
>Hello this is Chef John from FOOD wishes dot com
>WITH
>Date Raaaape!
>That's right, I was in the mood for some adult time, but nobody actually wants to fuck me!
>Guess I'm what the young people call an "incel"!
>And while I was happy with how the evening turned out, my date really wasn't, but you'll see what I mean in a minute
>First, you need to have a woman go out with you. I used some tinder slut, but any broad is fine.
>Sit down with her and have a drink
>And if you act like a sperg immediately, like I did, don't worry!
>This will all turn out well in the end, thanks to this amazing little trick!
>Don't skip this step, or you WILL get arrested, trust me.
>So when the woman is in the bathroom, you just take some roofies
>And carefully stir it INTO her drink.
>Now, repeat after me if you heard this one before.
>Bring the drink UP to a boil on high, then turn down the heat to a gentle simmer.
>When the woman comes back and drinks is, she will get very tired very quickly.
>So you bring her to your car gently place her in the back seat.
>Now just take her to your place and have unsolicited sex with her unconcious body!
>It really is that easy!
>So you you blow your load into her,
>As well as a little shake of cayenne
>Then just dump her unconcious body in the street...
>And we're doooone
>For more info as usual visit FOOD WISHES dot com
>And as alwaaaays
>Enjoooooy~

What's your food wish?

>> No.14088372

>>14087419
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_diethylene_glycol_wine_scandal

>> No.14088599

>>14087102
his eyes make it look like he's wearing a man costume.