/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14063004
Lift more. You little bitch. Pump that ditch pig. Faggot. Eat

Tell her she sucks at cooking and you want to feed yourself. When she starts crying beat her while verbally degrading her. Then ask her is she wants to call her mother. If she says yes then beat her harder.
Relationship 101

>>14063004
"I feel like the rate of cooking is really outpacing my appetite." Follow discussion from there. Act like an adult.

>>14063019
What if her mother is dead?

>>14063055
Ouija board

"None for me, thanks. I'm doing a bit of a fast to keep my weight down during quarantine"

Or you could do the chick thing and take a single bite and put the rest in the fridge.

>>14063083
That might get me by for a day or two... I've already tried working my way around it. Her food's shit, and if I put her food in the fridge but then order a pizza two hours later she's gonna figure out something's up.

>>14063090
Now see, that's a different issue. If you're not going to be honest about this then you don't deserve help.

>>14063099
Well, this is why I'm asking for help. If this weren't someone whose feelings I would hurt, no big deal. I would have been blunt with a roommate or something.

>>14063109
You didn't ask for help. You concealed the issue by pretending you are trying to keep slim when really you just don't like her cooking.

>>14063119
I literally asked how to tell someone I don't like their cooking and would prefer they stopped doing it. Read the OP again.

>>14063004
Get her to lick your asshole, but make sure you haven't washed it in a few days. When she licks it and recoils in disgust say, "That's what it's like to eat the food you cook."

If she won't lick your ass to begin with, dump her. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

>>14063148
How long have you been dating? I just told my gf "no don't worry about cooking, I'll do it"
"Why"
"Your cooking is even worse than your mothers"
"You don't Ike it? Fine! Let's see how you feel when I stop cooking entirely"
"That would be ideal, sweaty"

>>14063004
Stop being a gigantic pussy and tell them you don't like their cooking. And if you can't do that, just kill yourself.

>>14063236
Under a month officially. Seeing each other for two or so. Honestly, it's a pet peeve of mine to be cooked for unless we plan it out. I know I need to say something.

>>14063251
Then just say it and stop posting here.

guys how do i talk to my girl? i know i should just be honest with her and tell her whatever i want to tell her, but instead i'd like to post this question under the guise of a board related question just so i can talk about my life and pretend that other people care and are talking back to me. Thanks reddit !

>>14063090
Just wait until you’re borderline starving. Her food will taste better.

>>14063004

tell her you feel like youre getting fat and you need to practice a diet you found online. the stuff she makes is too good to eat regularly and not be worried about your weight.

>>14063262
>guys how do i talk to my girl? i know i should just be honest with her and tell her whatever i want to tell her
>being honest with girls

spot the virgin

>>14063236
>"That would be ideal, sweaty"
>sweaty
Damn. Insults upon insults

>>14063012
fpbp

>>14063251
Just be a man and say it

Make pig snorting sounds when you eat her slop.

Just pretend you don't like any of the food she cooks
>Oh I don't like burritos
That way you can still order pizza

>>14063004
The same way you tell them they're bad at blowjobs. You got to take her by the ears and train her how to do it properly.

Fucking beta faggots are insufferable.

>>14063298
if you can't bed a woman without lying to them you're not very good at playing women. but yea i don't care having sex with women is only an accomplishment if you rely on others to validate your self worth, which basically makes you a woman yourself

>>14063055
weejee board

>>14063026
this

>>14063426
This.

>>14063004
Eat it anyways and take up lifting like a man.
Walk out from this quarantine barrel chested and yoked.