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>be Mark Wiens
>travels 2 times per week to exotic countries
>eats the best food
>know how to cook the best food
>marries to a 9/10 Thai cutie3.14
>lives in a mansion in the middle of an upper-high class area in Bangkok
>mother-in-law cooks for him
>have such good genes that allows him to not get fat despite eating 24/6
>probably do cocaine out of an erect ladyboy's penis in his spare time
Is there any foodtuber that's more based?

>> No.14062727

>>14062717
>>probably do cocaine out of an erect ladyboy's penis in his spare time
why did you have to soil an otherwise good post?

>> No.14062733

>>14062727
Just wanna have a funny twist so people can discuss this amazing guy. No ill intend desu
I like him and his love for food

>> No.14062734
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>>14062717
>Is there any foodtuber that's more based?
Yeah, this absolute Chad right here

>> No.14062736

>>14062734
>makes everything he touches look unappetizing
how does he do it, bros

>> No.14062763

>>14062717
But where does he hide the bodies?

>> No.14062764

>>14062736
At this point, I would say he plays into it because that gets him views

>> No.14062788

mike chen > mark wienz even if he is a soft little chinese doughball

weins looks like an animated corpse

>> No.14062808

>>14062717
>Thai cutie
A former bar girl.

>> No.14062824

>>14062808
How would you know?

>> No.14062856

>>14062788
apparently the dude has been doing combat sports for years. you cant fuck with him

>> No.14062915

>>14062824
I work in law enforcement and regularly bust massage parlors.
99% of thai women who marry western ers are prostitutes/former prostitutes.

>> No.14062919

>>14062915
How many are shemales?
I'd love to eat a Thai ladyboys asshole out but they always seem to be so hairy.

>> No.14062967

>>14062919
Theyre rare here in europe.
The owners and workers are thai women who came here by marrying a westerner.
Not many men are willing to marry a ladyboy.

>> No.14062976
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>>14062717
there is literally nothing wrong with having sex with every single fe(male) prostitute in SEA while enjoying their traditional food. this is respecting culture

>> No.14062991

>>14062976
Did his restaurant ever take off? No news since 2019

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>>14062736
He has a low IQ and literally cannot do things properly. Every aspect of his life has been challenging for him and he deep down gets frustrated by it.
The person you pity is his wife who is a competent woman earning good money for her family. But because she wasnt pretty she had to settle for some bumbling idiot like Jack.
Life really isnt fair.

>> No.14063014

>>14063005
There are ugly women who marry attractive men, especially if she's successful. What exactly did she see in him to choose him? I wonder if she actually liked his dumb side, things like that can be endearing in the right amounts. We only see him during his shit cooking moments so I've no idea if he's like that 24/7 off camera.

>> No.14063024

>>14063014
Wasn't Jack a bad dad also?

>> No.14063038

>>14063024
>>14063024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

>> No.14063040

>>14062734
>using both hands
Post a photo from this decade next time Jack.

>> No.14063049

>>14063024
No, he's a good dad. He chokeslammed Jack Jr because the little shit was disrespecting his mother. They are on good terms now because he actually disciplined his pothead son.

>> No.14063066
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>>14063049
It wasn't Jack Jr. It was his older son, Garrett.

>> No.14063078

>>14063038
>>14063066
Not sure how to feel about this after watching the part of the vid where he talks about it. Jack clearly overreacted to feel like he was afraid of killing his son while trying to discipline him. He says he was choking him so hard that his son's nose started to bleed, which is just crazy. I understand his son pushed his mother and that needs to be punished hard, but Jack crossed a line that could've straight up had child services involved had his son reached out.

>> No.14063174

>>14062976
His facial expressions disturb me

>> No.14063181

>>14063078
The ironic part is that both of his strokes have occurred right around father's day

>> No.14063253

>>14063066
I love how both of Jack's sons turned out to be huge wiggers

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>>14063253

>> No.14063407

>>14063352
How does an evangelical boomer like Jack end up with two sons who think they're black? Even funnier since Jack hates blacks

>> No.14064265

>>14062717
this photo manages to actually make him look like a normal person
never seen that before

>> No.14064272

>>14063066
Garret a cute
I love chubby boys

>> No.14064438

>>14062788
Mike is an awkward incel who believes in weird shit like Falun Gong. If you ever go through his weird third channel that covers supernatural shit, you realize that he's basically like those women who guy into Goop but a male chink.

>> No.14064529

> pay for a large house in which your mother in law, father in law, sister in law all live.
> they all hate you

Cuck

>> No.14064639

>>14062764
But then he'd go along with the fact that he's a meme. Like reviewbrah or Joey. Instead he turned off likes and comments and now only allows people to contact him on fb

>> No.14064684

>>14062717
>be Mark Wiens
no thanks

>> No.14064709

>>14062717

MARK. THE BODIES.

WHERE DID YOU BURY THE CHILDREN, MARK???

>> No.14064774

Mark so overexaggerates and fakes his reactions, and pretty much everything he eats is mouthgasm best thing ever OH WOW OH WOW *PSYCHO EYES*

i literally cant even tell if the food is actually.good or not the lying fuck

>> No.14064912

>>14062717
funny that you mention cocaine, since he always looks a bit tweaked to me in the webbums i've seen him in

>> No.14064918

>>14062717
Guy's a pedo, calling it right now.

>> No.14065000

>>14062727
thats the best part, faggot

>> No.14065300

>>14062727
You’re no fun.

>> No.14065639

>>14062717
WHERE ARE THE BODIES MARK

>> No.14066199

>>14064529
Ah so I am not the only one having that feeling.
I always wonder why they always look pissed in his videos. And Thai people are knowm to be smiling all the time.

>> No.14066212

Sonny Side > Mark Wiens > Trevor from Food Ranger

>> No.14066267

why do you make threads about this guy every single day? what the fuck is wrong with you, faggot?

>> No.14067150
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14067150

>blocks your path

>> No.14067206

You know, whenever I really thought about how much food Mark must eat, I nearly went into a panic attack. All that food and walking... so Gigachad.

>> No.14067771

>>14063407
because when youre a strict cunt focusing on the negative and punishments instead of love and nurturing it pushes your kids to rebel out if spite. same reason why thots go crazy too

>> No.14068658

>>14062717
don't know who this is

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>>14062717
Excuse me? I'll show you something in the name of BASED!

>> No.14069615

>>14062717
No there isnt. Mark is the real deal. Watch his video where he explains how he got started doing it. The guy radiates positivity and passion.

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>>14069615

>> No.14069788

>>14062717
>that episode where he got sad after running out of money at that British market

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>> No.14069903

>>14062717
The bodies. Now.

>> No.14069976
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why do they have beef now?

>> No.14070028

>>14062915
Yea, waste your time busting handjob parlours. Who cares about real crime like rape, theft, or murder. Cops in America are pure scum.

>> No.14070033

>>14062976
Americans think sex should be illegal. America is THE Incel nation.

They still havent legalized prostitution like any sane country would.

>> No.14070043

>>14070033
sex is literally not that good. it's whatever

>> No.14070162
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>be Tim Sharky
>recognize one of my former prostitutes
>stroll over to say hi
>this skinny meme shirt fag gets all huffy and puffy telling me not to grope his wife
>clearly needs to be taught a lesson
>wind up like Jack from Tekken while yelling BETTER GRIT YER TEETH BOY
>instead he stuffs something in his humongous mouth, starts drooling and making a retard face
>sock him anyway
>jaw shattered in multiple places
>his food splatters into the mouths of random bystanders
>as he lies in the mud choking on his own teeth the bystanders mock him because it's not spicy at all

Just another Tuesday for ol Sharky.

>> No.14071517

>>14070028
t. handjob parlour aficionado

>> No.14071545

I keep seeing this guy’s face here and I hate it more and more every time I witness it. His videos could be great for all I know. He could be a fucking culinary genius, but I will never watch any of his shit because he looks like someone who killed 37 kids in thailand.

>> No.14071560

>>14069976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNjp0_qVng
do they? They did a collab video together recently

>> No.14071582 [DELETED] 

>>14070043
I would take a good home cooked meal over sex any day of the week

>> No.14071586

>>14067150
Based

>> No.14071728

>>14062717
>probably do cocaine out of an erect ladyboy's penis in his spare time
Why are there so many ladyboys in Thailand?

>> No.14072228

>>14071728
There's not

>> No.14072237

>>14068744
this faggot has the cringiest fucking tats I've ever seen

>> No.14072256

>>14062733
I love you too mark

>> No.14072261

>>14063181
Lmao

>> No.14072263

>>14072256
Love you too

>> No.14072546

>>14071545

his face literally sends me into a rage when I see it. He needs his face punched so ,so badly

>> No.14072624

>>14072263
love you