/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>that pfp
explains itm Might as well melt some cheese and drench in piss for extra "umami" lmao

>>14027143
Been going through her twitter
this is fucking unimaginable

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>>14027168
this is what a processed food diet will do to you. fucking disgusting.

>>14027168
>>14027179
There's more too.

>>14027183
Here's one of the victim before and after the murder

>>14027183
That one actually looks good.

we need to stop more of this from happening

>>14027168
that's honestly fucking absurdly disgusting

>>14027197
But then she only eats liquids. She intends to blend this

>>14027195
I think this thing has some kind of bizarre fetish. The repeated, specific, and methodical use of the word "mashing" is making my fucking skin crawl.

>>14027195
Truly incredible, absolutely beyond my understanding. To explicitly pursue bland, colorless, mushy food is on another fuckin level

>>14027214
The eternal anglo

>>14027211
fucking LOL

>>14027204
I'm sorry, what?

>>14027195
Now I want to die. A part of me has died seeing this.

>>14027211
It's either a fetish or mental illness.

>>14027217
>tags: feeder, BBW, foodplay, mashing

I am at a fucking LOSS with this shit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO EAT MASHED FISH AND BEANSSS

>>14027183
Does this fat fuck just mash all her food together? Like is that her shtick?

>>14027243
I haven't found a single post where she talks about eating non-mashed food

>>14027247
Its honestly disgusting. Some sort of mental illness at play 100%

>>14027251
Actually this might be the only one
and even then, it's fucking mashed fish on toast

>>14027247
Is it possibly a health condition? An accident which made chewing impossible?

Or is her palate so monumentally fucked by her ancestry and her socioeconomic status that she just enjoys this shit

>>14027251
I'm absolutely sure as well. This kind of sickness simply can't be chalked up to poor taste or bad education.

>>14027256
Bruh shit like this makes me feel bad for British people to have filth like this claiming British culture

>>14027256
>two slices of white bread and sole sardines
>nutritious and low calorie

What the fuck is the meaning behind THIS comment?
Does it feel American because you have to chew it?

>>14027295
Well, burger and fries. The most basic joke for the most basic bitch.

>>14027295
American style fries

I can see her now. Her thick, pasty rolls glazed with the musky dew of gluttonous fervor. Glistening like a succulent ham. Glasses fogged with her robust braps. Mouth agape with beans. Cooing softly as she mashes her slop.

>>14027143
Why are fat, disgusting people always so fucking arrogant? "Deal with it" fuck you cunt, all it takes is a sharp object or a rock to end your pathetic existence and I can guarantee I can run a lot faster than you can.

Excuse my autism but shit like that makes me violently fucking angry.

>>14027183
>a man put his dick in this
>a man tells this thing he loves it

I fucking loathe men for enabling women.

>>14027195
You'd think a fat person would have a better appreciation for the flavors of the dish.

>>14027195
Yes >>14027243

It looks, and, probably, tastes worse than canned cat food I used to feed my cat with.

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>>14027195
This made me so angry I took two shots of vodka and then shaved my head. Jesus Christ.

>>14027560
Nvm I've read the thread, she's just a pig, and pigs eat trash, so this is okay. All's right with the world.

>>14027565
Show your fucking head. Now.

I want to mash her head and watch the beans pop out

>>14027143
i want to feed her nuts, matzo chips and any other dry unmashable shit i can think of

>>14027525
Go skin some squirrels you sperg

>>14027593
Squirrels aren't assholes.

>>14027143
She has to have some kind of legitimate mental illness if she insists on everything she eats being mashed.

>>14027143
Well the real British culture is dying. You wont need to worry about soon.

>>14027256
I don't mind canned fish and toasted bread especially when drunk.

>>14027143
Anyone who says deal with it unprovoked is likely just stupid

>>14027143
Bangers and mashed potatoes with gravy and peas is pretty good.
Meat pies are good as well.

>>14027143
I concede that Americans eat some nasty shit, but everything this woman took a picture of looks like actual vomit.

>>14027168
she's prolly bulemic. Mashes it all so it comes out easy.

>>14027143
>why are British people LIKE THIS.

Because white people are a mistake by God.

>>14027258
Maybe she is just so fat and lazy she doesn't want to chew. I bet her husband mashes for her.

>>14027168
Who says modern wiminz can’t cook...

>>14027143
This is a 10/10 in Bongland...

>>14027777
It astounds me how people get so fat their neck and face bloats

>>14027183
>a man married this
>a man worked hard to cook this for her
>"before I mashed it"

What is this woman's problem? Is mashing food some bizarre Brit diet regimen? Explain yourselves you English fucks.

>>14027195
does she not have teeth so she mashes everything int he bowl?

>>14027545
In my experience, most fat people are actually the complete opposite. They got fat through endless snacking and poor eating habits, which has absolutely nothing to do with giving two shits about flavor. The whole "trust a fat chef" schtick is a meme - don't trust anyone that is apparently okay with eating everything and anything.

Does she have some condition?

>>14027808
This is true. Most fatties are very picky with a spoiled child palate. They usually only eat a very small variety of foods and usually bland stuff like chicken nuggets and fries.


I Live in fat girl central and know many fatties

>>14027887
bulemia i'm being no shit here. Dated one, they do this shit so it comes up easy. Husband probably cooks good stuff to get her to keep it down but it doesn't work that way. Also bulimia doesn't itself work to manage weight at all. Notice, too, she has a fixation on showing the food. She's proud of it and her 'mastery' over it.

The Angloid will never recover from this.

>>14027295
where is the pic of it all mashed up

>>14027183
>before I mashed it
This HAS to be a fucking bit

Why is she mashing all her meals.

>>14027266
but anon, that is British culture :)

>>14027933
I need to see a pic of her teeth
bulimia teeth have a look to them

I wonder if this is something that insecure fat people might do if they are worried that someone might judge them for eating a particular thing
If it's mashed, nobody can tell what it is

>>14027143
> Disgusting food
> Still fat as fuck
How?

>>14027690
She's no bulemic, mate. You see the girth on her? Nothings coming back out, that's for fuckin sure.

>>14027777
zounds milord... ye common goblynne of these British Ysles...

>>14028409
Why is she telling everyone what it is then?

>>14028520
I just don't want to live in a world where she enjoys this

>>14027312
That bitch is crazy but aint nothing wrong with a simple burger and fries.

>>14028368
>bulimia teeth have a look to them
yeah i think it's called "missing" or something like that

>>14028501
fucking based lmaoooo

>>14027160
>I have earned
this language right there. both my parents are obese. I hate this language so much. it's not just food of course. people will find whatever justification they need for their sins.

>>14027933
Actual bulimic here. What in the hell are you on about? I even have regular looking teeth. Not everyone has telltale signs of having a disorder. I'm even a recovering alcoholic of 11 years and you would never know. I'm not saying these aren't generally stereotypes of what would happen to your average bullemic but with some people you just never know that they have issues.

Maybe I'm just lucky with my genes.

i am so glad I'm gay
i couldn't stand someone doing this to a meal i made them

>>14027933
too fat to be bulimic
i got too curious and looked way back into her twitter
she's been doing this since at LEAST early 2017 but i don't care to look any further

>>14027593
>t. Fatass

>>14027214

Unseasoned boiled whole yellow potatoes have a flavour truly special and unmatched

T. Anglo

>>14027808
It's never trust a skinny Baker.

>>14027913

Cooks should be forced to learn and appreciate bland flavours so they can cook better and stop churning out autistic asian-indian-fusion slop

>>14028808
Bland=a lack of flavor, especially a lack of salt

Stop trying to cope and just accept you have a trash palate

>>14028819

Being able to enjoy subtle flavours =/= having a trash palate pajeet, not all meals need to be soaked in 5lbs of spices. You can do either or and get a good meal. Frankly if you NEED salt in a meal for you to enjoy it, your palate is completely fried

>>14027251
It's called "being an Anglo"

>>14027690
look at that profile picture man, cmon now that bitch is the opposite of bulimic

>>14027276
deenz are very nutritious and high in protein.

>>14027295

>not mashed

>>14027404
Kek

>>14027143
brits have better dental health than americans.

>>14028938
shut up nigel

>>14028955
Mate im not british you ponce

>>14027295
I suspect it's one of those weird donut burgers. The "ketchup" also looks an awful lot like jam. Everything being a sugary mess would explain the 'murrica bit too.

Would be a lot easier to determine if the pic wasn't taken with a potato though.

>>14027160
>Pinot Grigiot
at least spell it correctly you fat cow

>>14028536
You're thinking of vegan teeth. Bulimia teeth tends to be almost see-through due to the regular exposure to stomach acid.

>>14028900
Bulimia =! Anorexia

>>14028564
>bulemic
>alcoholic
>good genes
heh

>>14027143
I used to do that with lasagna, chips and rice.
Really good actually.

Can we please raid this bitch? I'm getting upset juse looking at her profile.

I remember when I had school dinners I mixed coleslaw, baked beans and mashed potato together nearly every day, beans+slaw in particular is lovely

>>14027266
what if i told you..

>>14027256
>Bread
>Low cal
Nuh uh

>>14027143
>deal with it

I'm leaving this fucking country. People like are are the reason nobody likes us.

i have always wondered what do fatties eat in order to get to that shape.

>>14029294
The same as you. They just eat 3-4 times as much of it.

do anglos really

>>14029294
Snacks. Lots of snacks.

I have a buddy whose overweight (250 pounds) and the dude has an entire cabinet dedicated to snacks. Tortilla chips, Doritos, all kinds of dip, popcorn, crackers, and all kinds of other shit. Always has frozen pretzels with cheese dip, always has pizza pockets, always has an assload of trail mix and chocolate/candy.

>>14027256
>Sardines on toast is a british staple
The rest of the world would like to speak with you.

>>14027160
>public speaking has happened today
People who write or, God forbid, talk like this must be rounded up and gassed.

>>14027933
It does get hard to vomit anything bread-like. That's no reason to not just eat pasta tho

>>14027256
Alright atleast this is an actual dish and not just mashed bullshit. But honestly i prefer canned makrele on really dark toasted bread with some form of onions (either red, white , shallots or spring onions) and a bit of lemon juice

>>14027599
Yes they are.

>>14029285
You’ll just bring your retardation with you, you locust.

>>14029927
Wait this is an actual dish? I understand tuna mayo or salmon because they taste good with most forms of carbs but sardines? That shit tastes like if the ocean had a vagina that's chucked full of STDs

>>14027295
BURGAH. MASHED. IN HER HOLE. TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL. DONE.

>>14030076
t. never had deenz

>>14027143
i'm british and i'd beat her to death tbqh

>>14027791
i don't fucking understand im fucking scared don't lump us all in with this monster

>>14028827
yeesh, whitie alert

https://twitter.com/HPluckrose/status/1257322686994214919?s=20
we're famous!!

>>14027699
>White
>Brittish
Nuh huh, Brits are the true and only Niggers of Europe, went and pillaged literally the whole world, destroying countless civilisations and their histories with it in the name of "Muh kween, muh cuntree"

Hitler should have gassed the Brits along with the others

>>14028827
Oi, and oim Bri'ish too if tha' ma'ers

>>14030202
>backlinks/extension isn't on by default
>she's very likely to be the one that took that screenshot
As repulsive as it sounds, she may actually be one of us. In the lurking sense, at least. I don't recall threads advocating mashing of food.

>>14030248
Nah I snitched to see her reaction

>>14030272
Rule 1 and 2, faggot.

>>14030282
/b/'s been dead for over 10 years anon, its time to let it go

>some moron posts bad food on twitter

No one looks at Jack or Sara and thinks they're representative of American cooking.

>>14027143
>why are British people LIKE THIS.

White people are genetically defective. this is a fact.

>>14027777
DOES JAHANS YET LIVE!? DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME!?

>>14030309
>White people are genetically defective. this is a fact.
this. modern white women are fucking disgusting.

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>>14027237
I love seeing undiagnosed mental illness in the world. Makes you feel alive.

>>14027404
I've never been softer. Thanks anon.

>>14027143
Its possible she has undergone extensive dental work.

>>14030518
She's British so that possibility is out the window.

>>14027777
>THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

>>14027808
aye true
fats are just addicted to a sugar/salt dopamine binge cycle.

>>14030599
If shes wearing dentures she probably ate soft foods the first week. Maybe she took a liking to it and just ran with it.

She now has "foodmasher" in her bio.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>>14027256
>she hasn't mashed the toast
bitch

You people are just full of hate.

>>14030615
Yikes.

>>14030615
she's talking about her spouse like he's a fucking slave. although judging by that kiddie shit on the list he's probably retarded, i don't think anybody else would marry a woman like that.

>>14030625
Achmed pls.

The people in this thread who are surprised have obviously never been to the UK. This is exactly what they are like lol, my jaw dropped the first time I went to Heathrow airport. The people were so damn ugly, they all had pale sickly colored skin, greasy unkept hair, the women all had saggy tits and looked dirty. Anglos are a vile looking bunch really.

>>14030625
hate towards people like that is perfectly normal.

>>14030625
Is he trying to get it in?
He doesn't even look that bad, the fuck?
He doesn't have to fuck a lard golem who mashes everything into a paste.

>>14030701
Hate isn't okay at all, disgust however? That goes.

oh man. i like listening to her speak, i think she's quite interesting. but i really wish she would just get into fasting.

>>14030718
I need an answer on why she mashes all of her food

>>14030076
>hating on deenz.
gtfo faggot maybe go mash your cheeseburger

>>14030741
Lost 15 of her teeth and the remainder are riddled with cavities after years of gargling soda by the gallon.

>>14030625

I hope she sees this post, cuz I would smash that ass six ways to Sunday if I got the chance. You just KNOW your dick would be feelin NICE after she was done with it

>>14030202
She most likely posted this thread

>>14030700
Most people itt are Americans and wouldn't be surprised by her

>>14027256
Yeah this really is eaten in Britain. My English grandfather used to eat it and my Italian grandmother would complain loudly every time she made it for him. She also used to pinch her nose and make gagging noises when handing it to him. It's usually eaten with tomato sauce though

>>14030809
anon she also smashes penises before she sucks them.
RIP.

>>14030202
how tf did she find this thread

>>14030838
Was making me hard part of your plan?

>>14027777
Numbers check out.

>>14030835
I mean.. deenz are all over /ck/
What's so heinous about putting them on toast?

>>14030853
She posted it because nobody knows who she is.
Unfortunately for you, Hamatha, nobody cares about 4chan anymore because this isn't 2014.
We won't even have the attention span to doxx you.

>>14030823
No, we will be. The fatties from the UK are different, and they definitely smell worse.

>>14030202
lol@ all those replies jealous of our edgy wit.

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>>14030907
why?

>>14030702
He looks soy as fuck, he's trying to increase his testosterone levels by fucking a HIGH TEST chick lmao

>>14030885
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>>14030907
>>14030912
Post images of these after-mash.

>>14030700
I would agree but I think the redeeming quality in my eyes is that British slags are thought to be loose. Sexual easiness boosts you a point or two in my book.

>>14030931
that green sauce is gonna look good all mashed up. don't mash the shells tho or you're gonna have a bad time.

>>14030625
Come on, man. At least simp for a hot chick who doesn't throw fast food in a blender.

>>14030931
is this helen trying to raid our thread?
that's a bad idea, helen

>>14030700
Lol, if you went to heathrow the majority of people there would be foreigners you retard.

>>14030936
no, just someone who thinks you should keep country bashing on /int/ and /pol/

>>14030625
Bravo, Nolan

>>14030945
Butthurt Brit detected

>>14030936
>Helen isn't OP
>Helen would recognized these unmashed dishes as food
Ice cold takes.

>>14030934
excuse me but blending is NOT the same as mashing. Mashing requires TECHNIQUE, ok?

>>14027777
ngl she kind of cute

>>14030947
its not just britain, theres always a thread up making fun of americans or italians as well. /pol/ shitters ruined yet another board.

The comments are so predictable as well. Lots of "I feel sorry for these losers" and "wow, they sure have a lot of free time".
Bitch, it takes maybe two minutes to see this thread and post a fairly generic comment about how you are fat and your eating habits are so bad it borders on criminal. And no, we're not all absolutely seething with hatred about it either. Nobody on /ck/ is going to lose sleep because he's in bed speculating about some fat slob who very obviously has an eating disorder. The issue that makes you mash your food is called "texture violation". Look it up and maybe talk to a shrink if you want it treated, dumdum.

Fucking hilarious how people who spend their lives namefagging on Twitter desperately trying to get "likes" and "retweets" think that a quick lazy post on 4chan is indicative of being an unemployed loser. This ain't /v/, cunt. Most of us actually have jobs. Real ones, too, not just writing buzzfeed articles.

This is Larry Bundy Jr, heir to the Bundy refinery empire.
Not only was he voted one of Britain's most eligible bachelor's, but he also starred in multiple TV shows.

Suffice to say, the standards in Britain are exceptionally low.

>>14031002
I know this isn't what the phrase is meant to mean, but when I hear "Most eligible bachelor" it sounds like it means "the most single person"
doesn't ring like a compliment

>>14031002
>loaded as fuck
>connections out the ass
>voted eligible bachelor
Gee-fucking-whiz, I cannot fathom WHY that would happen.

>>14027143
>Conquer the entire world
>Choose to eat blood and marrow on toast
Maybe they can Brexit the rest fo civilized society too.

>>14031002
I'd be a fat slob too if I were super rich. But I'd still get a decent haircut at least.
Goddamn

So I just got back from a vacation in the UK and while there, I stopped by a “chippy shop” to get some real English fish & chips (that the Jews taught the Bongs how to make) and was about to take a bite when I heard a loud bellowing from the back of the joint;

“Oi guv’na, where’s me mash’n mallet?!”

I looked over to see an absolute hamplanet with a trough fish & chips on the table calling over the waitress, who said; “Sorry luv, I’ll be back in two shakes of a lambs tail with that!” and returned with a Gallagher-sized wooden mallet, which the hogbeast proceeded to swing with multiple over-head blows into the food trough, mashing her fish & chips into an unrecognizable pulp.

I was about to ask WTF was going on, when suddenly everybody jumped up and started singing “God Save The Queen” and when I looked out the window, the queen’s gilded carriage went rolling by, pulled by a pack of snarling corgis.

>>14031002
I like his Youtube channel

>>14027143
I thought gore was banned...

>>14027143
Do Bongs really?

>>14027276
sardines are one of the most nutritious forms of protein you can eat you brainlet. Only downside is all the mercury.

>>14030993
>Look it up and maybe talk to a shrink if you want it treated, dumdum.
She thinks it makes her a cool rebel.

>>14031180
sardines don't have that much mercury. you lose your right to call others brainlet, brainlet.

>>14031029
lel

>>14027168
MEIN GOTT AAAAAAAAAAAAA HANS TAKE THAT AWAY

>>14030202
Those replies are a pretty funny read

>>14028827
Go eat your boiled chicken breast whitey.

>>14030076
i had like this great rye bread and some of (pic related) expensive cans of mackerel with some spring onions, black pepper and lime. it was amazing.

>>14030202
>Yeah, when I read that and remember that those arent just bots, but real people saying that and thinking things like that it's chilling. Scary wondering what theyre like in real life, would we be able to tell they had such an evil side to them or would they just pass..
Looks like we've still got the touch.

>>14031593
>Scary wondering what theyre like in real life, would we be able to tell they had such an evil side to them or would they just pass..
>when really the worst posts in here are "boy I sure hate fat people"
Literally everyone has that thought, even your fellow landwhales, you fat shitters.
Your corpulence is either amusing or repulsive- this is universal and crops up in movies, comics, cartoons, billboards, novels, etc etc across the globe and throughout time.

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>>14027195
this bitch is 100% a binge eater

>>14031593
>>14031629
it's anonymity at work

those faggots on twitter aren't allowed to say what they really think because they would literally get banned from twitter for it, plus these peer groups are all dominated by hyper sensitive sjw women who will cancel and unperson you for acting problematic. that's why all these pathetic dudes are in the comments groveling and virtue signaling - it's the only thing they're even allowed to do.

>>14027808
Words of truth spoken here

>>14030741
autism, PICA, and binge eating disorder

>>14031642
>tfw said "nigga" in front of a bunch of white liberal women at a party
best first impression... not of me, but of everyone else

>>14027777
checking quads
>she is married
What kind of cuck would marry her.

>>14027777
Irish diaspora

>>14031642
hmm... but I rarely say what I really think on this website. I simply tailor my posts to the rhythm and poetry of the thread at hand.

>>14027143
>>14030202
hello you fat cunt with awful taste

>>14027143
why are obese people so adamant into call all those extra shit they eat "comfort food" and not just "suicide"? They actually believe people don't know?

>>14029278
why do they write like this? it's so self important, like they're fighting some valliant battle by being disgusting slobs and mouthing off about it. some shit my grandpa would do, he's essentially a bipedal pig.
>>14030337
>white
you mean central/northern euro. meds are just fine.
>that creatura
guaranteed either german or angloid ancestry.

>>14027211
She's an infant in her head. she refuses concepts like consequences, so she stays at the mental age where your parents put everything in the blender to avoid choking.

>>14027214
Good ingredients only require a pinch of salt. You should stop smocking for a few months and try it.

>>14028980
haha penis egregious

>>14030309
Obesity is more common in Blacks and Hispanics than whites.

We need to keep this thread alive. This lady is ebin af. Keep mashin luv

>>14027295
>fried fish and fries
Oh la de da mr french man
>grilled beef and fries
Uhg, me derk. Me American. Me dumb.

>>14027537
This. Incels hate women because woman have standard. It doesnt matter how crazy a bitch is there is some asshole who is going to fuck her and give her money

>>14031924
This lady's cooking is pretty fucked, but she's not too bad
The twitter replies are really the worst part

>>14030925
Fuck I'm hungry now.

>>14030287
I'll NEVER let go.

>>14031953
>I'm morally superior because I'm not mad XD

>>14031953
But she's right. I've been seething ever since I found this thtead. I had to smash a window to relieve my emotions, but rage continues to flow freely through my being. It's not a nice existence.

>>14032026
Same, bro. Do you think I should call someone? I might just shoot myself I'm so mad. Oh god. Literally shaking rn.

>>14029564
Fat here. I'm arooouuund 250lbs. Obviously fat but not obviously THAT fat, cause I carry a lot of muscle.

I tend to overeat 1 meal a day, and have really strong cravings at night. I drink a can of soda after work. I always go back for seconds, even if I filled the bowl the first time. I feel like a lot of it could be mitigated if I switched to tea and ate 3-4 meals in a day instead of 1 big one. I work outdoors, lots of stairs and walking around properties, and it fucking sucks in the summer lemme tell ya, and something about being out in the heat all day makes you completely grossed out by food until you're home and cooled off, at which point you're STARVING.

Point is, people (me included) get fat because they have some unhealthy habits around food, or an unhealthy relationship with food. This lady definitely sounds like she does, because of her saying she's 'earned' it. You don't have to 'earn' it, it's food, you can eat nice any night if you cook it yourself.

This guy sounds like he 'needs' sugar. I get it. I 'need' sugar. Tried going on a super low carb diet, cut all sugar out, ate MASSIVE amounts of protien and veg, and still ended up having super weird side effects, even just cutting by around 200/300kcal a day. It effects the mood. Kinda like heroin.

>>14030603
Can confirm.
Source: am fat

>>14032134
fatty cope: the post

>>14030926
Hearing a londoner try to talk sexy is FACKING DASGUSTAN.

I'm British and this is fooken DISGUSTING

>>14032156
you're not wrong lol
I'm posting in a javanese carpet weaving board's cooking page.

you think being FAT is the worst of my problems?

>>14027525
True

>>14030599

>>14030625
He really thinks channers research the opinions of people they roast? Wow.

>>14027143
We both know the British don't do this. It's her. Just look at her. Look at how she types. Her brain isn't fully formed.

>>14030202
>those profiles that replied

HOLY SHIT WHAT?! OH JESUS NO

i love this bitch

>>14030955
stop being black

>>14031002
He's p based and he lost a lot of weight recently.

>>14031953
I wouldn't mind enjoying a relationship with her, if you know what I mean.

Hello visitors from Twitter
I hate niggers and women.

>>14032191
Being fat is the result of your problems.

>>14032299
>channers
>roast
>Wow
go back

>>14031002
Money and fame/attention >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> personality to retarded women

>>14032379
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>14032394
Fuck you. You're looking for a piece of me? Come and get it. I just did 20 pushups and am totally charged with adrenaline. I'll hit you so hard you won't even have time to feel your head explode.

>>14032418
ok but go back when you're done, faggot

>>14027183
>her photo
>her "diet"

>>14028938
common myth, unfortunately untrue, its private just like yankland, only children are covered with sub-par dental support via the national socialist healthcare (which you still pay for, its just slightly cheaper)

>>14031593
>would we be able to tell they had such an evil side to them
>by the way if you disagree with me over anything i hope you die

>>14030912
this pic made me realise i need to get my grans trifle recipe before corona catches her. Thanks mate

>>14027168
PAHDON ME LITTLE DONNIE, BUT I'VE PREPARED A MASH THAT RESEMBLES YOUR AWFUL SKIN AND FOUL ODOR, AND I WILL RAVENOUSLY CONSUME YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

IDIOTS, PLAY IT COOL AND WE CAN GET HER CONFIDENCE UP ENOUGH TO START MAKING COOKIN N' MASHIN VIDEOS!!!!!! GET THOSE WALLETS OUT PAYPIGGIES LETS CREATE A STAR

IMAGINE WHAT SHE'LL MASH IF WE GIVE HER THE BUDGET

>>14027195
>>14027143
oh no, no. This is some kind of sexual fetish for sure...

I completely forgot she was a writer when browsing her twitter so I thought she made a cooking book about mashing lmao
I would buy that
Helen, you're probably reading this thread. Can you write a cooking book about mashing food? I bet it'll be your most succesful book

>>14030863
I want to protect that bird.

>>14030926
You're a lad i'll give you that

>>14031002
He has the same phenotype of a big titty girl i know

>>14030649
Imagine making a dinner this nice for a woman who's just going to smash the entire thing.

>>14033015
>the moosher
>I MUST MOOOSH

>>14033047
Kek
>Massshhhhooooooaaaarrgghhh!

>>14031953
It mustn't be a nice existence to spend your free time so angry and upset about strangers on the internet harmlessly living their lives and enjoying their relationships.
>She says on twitter judging and commenting on other peoples lives.

>>14031708
that's like being a normie to a group of autists. for what purpose

>>14033015
lmao

>>14033015
Fucking lol

>>14031953
Au contraire, this thread brought a lot of joy to my day and helped rejuvenate my soul with gut laughter.

>>14030202
"I feel sorry for you" is pretty reddit, but she still has a thicker skin than most Twitter shitbags.

>>14030912
Where's the beef layer?

>>14032996
I wouldn't be surprised if he has gyno too

MY QUEEN!
ATTACKS ON YOU HAVE FILLED ME WITH A RIGHTEOUS RAGE!
POINT ME AT THIS "4CHAN," AND I SHALL FIGHT!

Bongoloids truly are the vilest of Allah's creatures

>>14030202
I hope this fat cunt chokes to death

>>14027168
AHAHAHA HAHAHA DIS NIGGA EATING BEEEEEEAAAAAAAANZ

>>14027777
>So that's what Maisey has been doing since Game of Thrones

I have a vague memory of a thread about this a couple of years ago, but she never got wind that we were making fun of her that time.

>>14034322
She probably found that thread in an archive somewhere while googling her name/twitter handle/etc. and wanted to farm more attention where she could directly observe it.

>>14033659
what in the fuck is this unironic

>>14027143
Smile, Helen, show us your teeth.

>>14027143
>>14027160
>>14027168
>>14027195
Literally looks like vomit. The only explanation I can think of is that she doesn't have any useful teeth.

>>14027143
I too like to eat vomit

>>14027183
>one tiny piece of broccoli

>>14027143
aye that's the stuff a missus serves up proper like

>>14027777
Nice quads

>>14030625
Human garbage cans who refuse to stop horking down the calories even though their bodies are screaming for them to stop deserve to be hated.

>>14033015
that's fucking hilarious

My only reasonable bet is that she went under gastric banding surgery hence mashing everything.

She thought it would magically make her skinny. Instead she started to throw up regularly. Because why chew food when you can gobble it.

And now she is stuck mashing her food instead of going back to surgery to remove the gastric banding. Both with the lingering idea the banding will help her get in better health (since she managed to ruin its purpose) and the frustation to admit she is indeed a fat dumb girl.

>>14030202
nigger

>>14035073
>KH2
mah nigga

>>14030625
lmao

>>14034497
He obviously won't put his money where his mouth is, as you can find none of his arguments in this thread. It's not like you need to make an account to post here. He's just a faggot without the courage to back his supposed convictions.

>>14027777
was going to argue...but the quads...

>>14030863

Sorry mate I'm going to need to see that omelette mashed if it's in this thread

>>14027183
as a American i don't know what the fuck i'm even looking at

>>14031002

Never heard or seen this fat cunts face in my life

>>14031180
Sardines don't have high mercury apparently. And bread is pretty caloric.

>>14032134

>250lbs
>not obviously That fat

Unless you're 7ft, that is fucking fat broheim

>>14030214
Don't forget anglo is a state of mind

>>14032169
>brits try to talk dirty
>its like they're reading a Monty Python script
The english have the worst goddamn accents imaginable.

>>14027143
How do you guys even find this shit?

>>14031029

>>14027168
>>14027160
>>14027143

I don't like this woman.

>>14033659
uh, hating us just means you want to fuck us

>>14031029
wikipedia is a lie, bloke up north invented it a year before the twatty jew near london.

>>14036522
I feel sorry for you, love.

>>14027590
She will find a way

>>14029294
For me it was drinking the calories.
Slamming down sugar beverages can easily add 1000 calories per day.

He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed
That cat got slashed in half like that
As venus completes orbit, I'm feeling slightly mashed

>>14031180
The concern is the white bread not the sardines.

>>14032379

>>14035137
that is some prime american ingenuity

>>14030835
Why do some peope gag at sardines? I would tell someone I like to eat them out the can and they go bonkers

It's not offensive at all, it's not like it's rancid