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Who got the biggest sausage on /ck/?

>> No.14024230
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>>14024222
My cock is 7 inches and my son's is 5. But hes like not even fully grown because of dwarfism.

Hang on I'll post a picture of my piss hole.

>> No.14024239

>>14024230
>son is smaller then yours
Your grandson is gonna be 3 inches lmao

>> No.14024246

Losing a bunch of weight revealed that I got some serious girth. Made me feel super good about myself.

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>>14024230
Five inches on a dwarf ain't bad, though. I bet that thing hangs down to his knees.

>>14024222

>> No.14024265

>>14024246
Good for you, man. Keep it up.

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>>14024222

>> No.14024390

>>14024222
>Pølsevogn
based

>> No.14024445

>>14024230
hurry up god damnit

>> No.14024791

>>14024230
Where is my promised pisshole?

>> No.14026351

>>14024246
same bro.
I went from 5.5x4.6 to 6.0x5.0

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>tfw 5’4”
>tfw 7” solid, know how to use it
>know how to eat pussy
>tfw handsome face
Idk what to do with myself. I get no matches on tinder or anything. I meet girls IRL in the club and we always start as friends because they don’t want to fuck someone who is 5’4”. Then, the rare times I have sex they are all surprised and then think because I’m a manlet that they are going to strong arm me into being their boyfriend. Then they tell their friends and their friends say the same thing (that I’m an asshole for leading them on, followed by they heard about me in bed)
>I gave you a chance! You fucked me over!
>you shouldn’t have been so nice to me! Now I have feelings for you!
It wouldn’t bother me if not for the fact that if I was 5’8” or above they would have just let me smashed earlier.

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>>14026369
>manlet
"We're the same height laying down, bitch."

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>>14024222
big food tiny bun thread?

>> No.14026488

>>14026451
Indianan here. These go great with our abundance of heroine and cheap beer.

>> No.14026494

>>14026451
Did Gordon Ramsey make this?

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>>14024222
>Steff Houlberg
>but no Cocio
i can tell that that is "pølsevogn" mustard and ketchup

with no Cocio, you are a disgrace

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>>14024222
I have two

>> No.14026529

unironically makes me happy seeing the "pølsevogn" getting a lot more customers lately becuase they are outdoors and people can easily que! love em

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This sausage sandwich was pretty out of control.