/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13998808
ocean shellfish are delicious but river shellfish taste like mud

>>13998808
Because people are uncomfortable with eating animals and want to go vegan, it's the lifestyle equivalent of people shitting on asexuals when they dont have sex that much either

>>13998808
This is the same logic I use to justify my disgust for shrimp and lobster. Literally eating seabugs. It’s bug man shit

>>13998813
Tastelet alert

>>13998808
Because the white goo that comes out of the roaches i sqish looks nothing like crab meat or lobster tail.

>>13998873
What about the white goo you suck out of your boyfriend, faggot?

>>13998808
I'd rather eat dried bugs than seafood

actually realizing lobster is just big water bug makes me not want to eat it

no thanks, boss!

>>13998808
Context and setting. An autist such as yourself may have a difficult time understanding these concepts. While you cooly rationalize your anthropod argument for yourself, most people make decisions based on feeling and comfort level. I’m sorry, this wasn’t what you wanted to hear. Inb4 Shapiro-tier ‘logic and reason’ spergout

>>13998808
I don't eat crabs, lobsters and shrimp

>>13998972
Okay, autist

>>13998972
Yikes dude

>>13999018
>>13998978
I'm sorry you enjoy the taste of salty water.

>>13999032
I'm sorry you enjoy being autistic.

I asked the waitress if they served crabs and she said “we serve everyone, take a seat”

Red pill me on eating bugs

>>13998808
https://youtu.be/gFa-XH9RHL4
Nobody eats an entire lobster or crab. The reason they’re prepared at all is because they have large pockets of meat that can be processed and eaten separately. Grasshoppers, cicadas, or any other bug do not have this and need to be eaten whole.

>>13998808
It's not about the look, it's about the taste. They are completely different.

Yes, I have tried both.

Going by videos I've seen of people eating tarantulas they taste just like crab.

>>13998808
CRABS AND LOBSTERS HAVE MEAT, SUCCULENT HUNKS OF FLESH

INSECTS ARACHNIDS ETC DO NOT HAVE FLESHY MUSCLES TO EAT, AKA MEAT. THEY ARE LITERALLY EXOSKELETONS FILLED WITH GREEN/YELLOW PUS.

>>14000067
Exactly bro.
Pretty much summed it up.

>>13998808
because richfags made it popular and normie fags wanna fit in.

>>14000067
Exactly. I'm not hiding in the jungle from the commies in Cambodia, so that I'd have to pick out and eat crunchy, pus-filled insects straight from a rotten log to reduce starvation.

>>14000194
When the billionaires who pedal this shit for social brownie points start getting their personal chefs to put insects on their family table instead of meat, I might at least respect the idea. There's nothing I hate more than hypocrisy from a class of people who secretly believe themselves to be god-like gifts to the lowly masses; who think that they have a duty to prophecise to the plebs because they know better, of course (they succeeded with those businesses, so of course they know better about everything). Meanwhile they eat the best food cooked for them with fresh ingredients, have full health checks and the best personal trainers.

>>13998808
I've always wanted to try scorpion

Fact is you cannot maintain a physique of 233lbs pure muscle eating bugs.

>>13998808
I dont eat any of those for that exact reason.

>>13998808
so you're okay with eating rats and bats? they're mammals afterall

>>13998808
why are so many people averse to eating humans when they already eat cows, goats and chickens? they are all vertebrates after all.

>>13998815
lol what. is this the human mind on a lack of animal products?

>>14000327
calm down, bat eater chang

>eat crawfish
>it's made of tender flesh

>eat cricket
>it's like dust inside a jacket of fingernails
Like I'd eat bugs to survive but they suck hard.

>>14000327
if they came from clean farms I'd definitely eat bats and rats to at least try them.
I personally feel that the only gross part of a lot of the wet market shit is just that they're wild animals that slut around getting sick and full of gross little parasites.

>>14000344
I'd eat a sexy woman.

the chitin ruins them. you can't get meat out of tiny bugs and i'm not about to eat nasty chitin from shrimp, why would i from land bugs?

>>14000462
I don't eat bats and you aren't going to convince me eating bugs is okay just because there are some invertebrates I do eat

>>13998808
Roaches aren't as juicy as freshly boiled crab legs

>>14000668
stay mad chang

>>13998808
We're not talking about your gay science wizardry. We're talking about not eating fucking bugs. Lobsters and shrimp are water creatures, not BUGS