/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13994204
>Food experts have noted that the shortages customers may be seeing in grocery stores are not about decreased supply nationwide.

did they really need to scare boomers into rushing out and panic buying more shit they'll never use?

>>13994252
It's a sales tactic that has been shown to work like a charm.

It's a tactic to inflate the price of meat based on a fabricated shortage

>>13994204
>>13994252
>a slight increase in the cost of garbage tier factory farmed meat
>a slight decrease in my 10,000 available options for getting essential nutrients
>oh my god it's the apocalpyse!
Can you imagine if I had to eat a bean or try a new brand of cereal? Now I know how the slaves felt!

>>13994204
Do we need this thread every other hour minutes?
Who cares? This is just going to make factory meat slightly more expensive. If you have any means, you shouldn’t have been buying that anyway.

>>13994337
wouldn't that be illegal?

>>13994429
Do you think people would do that, just appear on the news and lie?

>big oil is owned by the same people that own big meat
>they’re trying to regain money by raising meat prices with fear in an attempt to compensate for the oil loses

>>13994597
i own big meat, and im still poor. wym?

Hey that's a major win for us vegans! :D

I'm gonna celeberate by eating some seitan, what about the rest of you guys?

>>13994728
I have tons of meat in my freezer

>>13994204
Just shut down the economy to save a couple boomers who were going to die the next time they caught a cold, what's the worst that can happen?

>>13994204

Deer wander around my backyard all the time. Free clean meat isn't too far away. What kind of faggot doesn't hunt/fish/trap?

There are billions of pounds of meat stockpiled in warehouses across the nation. Do you think they butcher all of those cows every year and ship the steaks right to your grocery store? How do you think you can always get a ribeye 24/7 365 at any grocery store?

What this guy means to say, is TYSON products could be limited on shelves. Which of course is very important and worrying news to the giant corporation and their shareholders.

>"There will be limited supply of [our] products available in grocery stores until [we] are able to reopen [our] facilities that are currently closed," [Tyson] wrote in the ad.

>>13994344
Tyson literally owns all the other brands you fool. And all the major other companies, jbs, Purdue, are also experiencing shortages.

If food becomes scarce people will riot.

>>13994204
>oh no! if the meat supply runs out what ever will we eat???
>[LAUGHS IN VEGETARIAN]

>>13994807
You're a clown, there's a short shelf life on meat. I worked at a kill factory and we'd process 3000 head a day. Once packaged it gets shipped to distribution and then they ship it to the buyers.

It's called JIT or just in time, we evolved the supply chain this way as it was more effective.

>>13994204
I don't eat Tyson chicken so I don't care

>>13995041
>You're a clown, there's a short shelf life on meat.
not if it's frozen

Wait, Tyson is going to euthanize 2 million chickens because they don't have the staff to process them and then claim there is a food shortage? Sounds to me like there is a staff shortage and a surplus of food.

>>13994204
This is on purpose. Part of why Monsanto has a monopoly and breeds unviable terminator seeds. The ZOG is going to create a food shortage like they did in Ukraine for the Holomodor. America is the last holdout that isn't communist. Europe is a fucking joke, they love their communism. America took the longest because we have the Bill of Rights, but that's going away in the near future. Agenda 21 is on track. Control the food supply chain and you control the world.

>>13995195
youre a cia glownigger

>>13995138
They're saying that the shutdown of meat packing plants is going to result in a shortage downstream

>>13995023
>everyone eats CAFO shit

1. I can tell you shop at walmart

2. Food will not become scarce in the US. What will become scarce is Cletus's favorite cut of Cletus's favorite animal. For this, I think it's safe to assume a bunch of retards will storm their state capital and maybe bomb a few abortion clinics. Because rednecks gonna redneck

I'm sorry you're so afraid of beans that you'd rather die or commit treason

Pic unrelated because you would never eat it, ergo "there's no more food"

Have any of you donated to gofundmes for local restaurants?

>>13994728
Im gonna keep eating meat. Because I buy from nearby farms or raise my own.

>>13994786
>unironically choosing to live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by 3 acres of jack-shit
top jej

THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW THEY GET US BIGOTS TO EAT THE BUGS.

>>13995601
Nope. If they want my money they need to cook food or sell growlers of beer.

>>13995625
Deer live in the suburbs too. Unless you live in a soulless desert.

>>13995623
That's unpossible, everything comes from Smithfield, Tyson, and Perdue. It is impossible to eat meat that didn't come from a fetid ocean of piss, feces, and antibiotics

>>13995601
>paying a restaurant to not provide you with food
Uh no. Do you pay "sex workers" on onlyfans to not touch your pee pee too?

>>13995679
That's retarded. You eat and enjoy the food when they're open, but now they're forced to close and will surely be shut down forever unless they have money to prevent that. Once we go back to "normal", we will never be able to eat that delicious food again because they had to close down.

>>13995715
YEAH THE WORLD IS WORSENING IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT IM AGING AND BECOMING MORE CYNICAL SINCE IM MISERABLE

>>13995715
I cook my own food, anon. I don't need them.

The supply chain is not breaking. Never forget corporations are EVIL.

>>13995594
>If food becomes scarce
How the hell did you take their extreme hypothetical, completely ignore the initial conditions, then go on a rant about rednecks bombing abortion clinics?

>>13994728
I don't know but it doesn't involve eating anything vegan, ever.

>>13995226
No U.

>>13994204
The shutdown was a mistake.

>>13996400
Omnis are getting so desperate that they're actually buying soy and almond milk too

>>13996367
They're a mentally ill faggot.

Anyways, hope this doesn't fuck up my ability to get some chicken tenderloins. Their uncooked chicken tenderloins are nice main courses if you spice them up a bit and run them through a convection oven or air fryer with a little bit of oil.