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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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13991132 No.13991132 [Reply] [Original]

Would /ck/ pick the girl or the pizza? You can only pick one.
The pizza has whatever toppings you like and the girl is into whatever you're into from 6pm to 6am.

>> No.13991137

>>13991132
girl, she's got a hot little body

>> No.13991138

>>13991132
The girl of course. Then id make her make me a pizza. Then id fuck the pizza and throw girl in garbage

>> No.13991139
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>>13991132
I'll see her and raise you Emily.

>> No.13991140

Pizza, obvs
It's gonna last me fow 1,5 days

>> No.13991144

pizza, then I lure her with the pizza

>> No.13991150
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>>13991132

>> No.13991157

>>13991132
I’ll take the girl and make her cook me dinner and breakfast

>> No.13991160

Pizza

>> No.13991161

>>13991132
Girl. I only need her to be into what I’m into long enough to have her clean up the breadcrumb trails and get the shackles on,

>> No.13991165

>>13991157
Better to do that yourself, it's a fact that girls can't cook. Leave them to what they do best, spreading their legs being fuck dolls.

>> No.13991170

for one night? no guarantee she's cool? i'd take the pizza

>> No.13991176
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>> No.13991183

>>13991170
At least a few of us have reason and wisdom on this board.

>> No.13991191

>>13991170
>one night
Well how the hell long does the pizza last?

>> No.13991240

The girl is into talking about God and cuddling? I pick the girl. The pizza doesn't even look that good.

>> No.13991262

The pizza.

>> No.13991268

>>13991132
The girl. She seems easily impressed so she might actually like me. But probably not so I chain her up in the basement and feed her pizza every so often.

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>> No.13991278

>>13991132
>the girl is into whatever you're into from 6pm to 6am.
I don't care if she's into it. My only question is, would I get into legal trouble for what happened to her from 6pm to 6am ? If yes, I would rather take the pizza, it look fantastic. If no, give me a rope and a hammer, and I'll have the girl.

>> No.13991283

>>13991278
Why would you treat that girl so mean?

>> No.13991288
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>> No.13991298

>>13991240
Add her to your harem. I sure would unless she can't shut up.

>> No.13991307

That's the problem with chicks these days, they think that because they're pretty equates to them being to yap endlessly. They need to learn to shut the fuck up.

>> No.13991313

>>13991240
Based

>> No.13991314
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>>13991132
It's a question of how much Pizza and the skill of the chick in question.

Obviously you would take even mediocre sex over a half eaten slice, but it would take a real semen demon to fuck hard enough to be worth enough sheet pizzas for a huge party. Personally I'd put my going rate at half a good quality pie for a blowjob, three-quarters if she can work the prostate.

>> No.13991321

>>13991314
There's are tons of mom & pop pizza joints I've been to, none, none of them have females doing the pizza. In the dinner area doing chicken parm is one thing, but not doing the pizzas.

>> No.13991365
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13991365

Would you rather have the girl or her spaghetti?

>> No.13991370

>>13991365
Which one will smell up the trash less? She looks unkempt.

>> No.13991372
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>>13991132
Why would I pick some disgusting white racist bitch? Pigskins are genocidal murderers.

>> No.13991376

>>13991132
The pizza is into whatever girl I ordered.

>> No.13991378

>>13991132
the pizza. I'm not good at making pizza. I'd kick the girl to the curb and not share the pizza. fuck that retarded looking bitch. oh yeah. I'm fat and gay in case that matters

>> No.13991379

>>13991372
I'm glad we could be with you on this exploration of post and meta irony. Have a (You) to get started.

>> No.13991387

>>13991132
The girl, obviously.

>> No.13991395

>>13991365
eh, a little homely for my presences (yeah I like mousey girls but this is different).. but that spaghetti looks mediocre as fuck. At leas she't not fat.

>> No.13991398

>>13991378
What if she could suck dick like Freddie Mercury pre-aids? Mustache feeling and all.

>> No.13991425

>>13991372
So you're against a girl that can think for herself instead of being into forced negro fucking?

>> No.13991428

>>13991372
Seems to me that you're the racist because you can't deal with a lady with her own taste and opinion that doesn't agree with your own.

>> No.13991437
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>>13991132
I'm usually pretty drunk from 6pm to 6am, so I'd enjoy the pizza a lot more.

>> No.13991447

>>13991132
pizza of course. food makes me feel better than any woman can

>> No.13991449

>>13991370
>t. virgin who's never seen a girl before she put her face on

>> No.13991471

Why the fuck would any girl in her right mind want to fuck gorillas, because the government tells to, to be politically correct. FUCK THAT CRAP!

>> No.13991476

>>13991449
She intentionally framed and posed for a shot that displays her armpit stubble as the light drifts through her hairy arms. She legit looks like she smells like cat piss and unwashed bra.

>> No.13991478

I'd go for the girl if she's smart, otherwise the pizza. I'd look out and apraise the situation.

>> No.13991484

>>13991476
If it was a negro chick with a big fat ass you'd be lauding and applauding the thing.

>> No.13991493

>>13991365
both look gross but, i guess i'd still do the girl

>> No.13991495

>>13991476
>She legit looks like she smells like cat piss and unwashed bra.
thats literally my type

>> No.13991497
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>>13991484
I bet you double down.

>> No.13991506

>>13991449
Ok virgin, the hottest chicks don't need "makeup" or whatever the stupid advertising are telling them to wear that day.

>> No.13991511

>>13991497
One at a time is fine with me.

>> No.13991518

>>13991511
What.

>> No.13991543

>>13991518
lol

>> No.13991549

>>13991543
What.

>> No.13991571
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>>13991549
>>13991518

>> No.13991578

>>13991506
>the hottest chicks
Oh, so those are the ones you're sleeping with? My bad.

>> No.13991589

>>13991578
Sometimes, usually I'm just alone. But it is true that the hottest chicks don't need any stupid makeup.

>> No.13991613

>>13991578
The crazy thing is that most of them are so programmed from advertising and marketing that they don't believe that they don't need stupid makeup and stuff. It's downright bizarroworld stuff.

>> No.13991648

>>13991365
Eat spaghetti off of girl

>> No.13991652

>>13991648
out of her armpit and crotch.

>> No.13991723
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>>13991132
She demands her pizza, now!

>> No.13991727

>>13991648
Kalamata olives and tequila work

>> No.13991731

>>13991723
Reminder Dan Schneider put his penis inside her and Miranda Cosgrove as we

>> No.13991736

>>13991731
Can't fault him too much, he was banging some qts

>> No.13993348

>>13991288
yes, please

>> No.13993358

>>13991723
yes, please

>> No.13993454

>>13991132
>into whatever you're into
What happens at the end of that time? Can she learn anything?

>> No.13993457

>>13991298
Mormons get the rope too.

>> No.13993762
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Verily, I willst the girl, and not will I be without sustenance and something hot, for upon her ass and pussy I will feast!

>> No.13993840

pizza looks trash i'll take the girl

>> No.13993881

>>13991723
Bruh...

>> No.13993920
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bof

>> No.13994177
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pizza any day any type any quality
anything to dodge the bullet of a chick who offers to bang you with no restraints for a pizza

>> No.13994320

>>13991139
An uglier girl and a worse pizza
well done

>> No.13994324

I was so disappointed when I found out that chick had a tumblr with like 30+ different photos of her staring at pizzas like that.

>> No.13994504

>>13991165
>not spotting the obvious loophole OP provided
>girl is into whatever you're into
Pick the girl and tell her you're into girls that are millionaires and cook like 3 star chefs.

>> No.13994527

>>13991365
Too old.

>> No.13994541

>>13994504
She then leaves you for a millionaire cook.
You're a dummy.

>> No.13994542

>>13991731
Nah he just cared about their feet

>> No.13994564

>>13994541
Nono, OP specifically stated that the girl will be whatever I want. That means she will be a millionaire and can cook like a 3 star chef.
I forgot to add something about marriage and no prenupt though.

>> No.13994601

>>13991132
>The pizza has whatever toppings you like
I'll take the pizza, topped with girls, who are holding yet another pizza, topped with girls...

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>>13994601

>> No.13994956

>>13991132
girl obviously. im single and lonelier than ever during this lockdown.

>> No.13995042

>>13994919
>yo dawg posting
It's been awhile

>> No.13995087

>3DPD or pizza
Easy, the pizza.

>> No.13996338

>>13991288
dang she's got mom wrinkles now, she still doin sitcoms on nickelodeon?

>> No.13996558
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>>13991132

>> No.13996576

>>13991139
rat is not for sexual

>> No.13996597

>>13996558
You just know

>> No.13997049
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I like how girls like pizza. It makes them seem more human.

>> No.13997132

>>13991240
Kys

>> No.13997143

>>13991132
I ride in on the scooter I stole from the asian pizza girl, jump on the girl and fuck her on the pizza.

>> No.13997240

>>13991132
DON'T FALL FOR THE CABAL!!!
IT'S AN ENTRANCE TO THE PIZZA TUNNELS MORONS!!!

>> No.13997459

>>13991132
the girl, because that landfill of vomit isn't a pizza.

>> No.13997478

The pizza because I am not a cannibal.