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13976175 No.13976175 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best milk and why is it grizzly milk?

>> No.13976295

Is it female bear milk or male bear milk?

>> No.13976298

yo mamas milk

>> No.13976313

>>13976175
>*pulls dick out of mouth*
Do Americans fucking really

>> No.13976337

>>13976175
>7.3x more nutritious than Bengal Tiger milk
I'm genuinely curious and...
>Darn! Pablo from Connecticut just bought the last 5 left!
PABLOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.13976347

>>13976175
>The peak lactation occurs over the next few weeks, in June and July. At peak lactation a black bear cub consumes about 30 ounces of milk a day, and a brown bear cub takes about 45 ounces. That’s per cub, so a mom with a litter of two or three cubs could be producing three or four quarts per day.

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>>13976337
>7.3x more nutritious than Bengal Tiger milk
What I want to know if what mad man milked a Bengal tiger for them to make the comparison.

Unless they meant Bengal Tiger brand milk, which is just buffalo milk.

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13978700

also comes in grizzly butter and grizzly cheese

>> No.13978705

>>13977226
Someone out there is milking bears. I'm not finding it too hard to believe someone is milking tigers now.

>> No.13978710

>>13978700
>grass - fed
They are not even subtle

>> No.13978879

>>13976175
>Sneaks into wild bears den during hibernation
>Extracts milk, then bolts it
You know the team is armed with firearms just in case mama wakes up. Those dudes say they love big wild animals and then exploit the bodily resources when the animal can't defend itself. Whatever money that goes back into the bear's conservation habitat won't make a difference because grizzly bears are a thriving species anyway. Hillbillies should just stick to makin dip and fucking their cousins.

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13978912

someone wanna milk me im in heat

>> No.13978987

>>13978710
Image drinking some grass-fed Panda bear miruku hmmmm

>> No.13979028

>>13976175
Im confused. Is this real. Whenever i refresh the page, it says X amount of stock left and when I click buy it just goes “X from Y state just biught the last one”. It changes everytime.

>> No.13979056
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13979056

>>13979028
just milk me ill be ur grizz rawr stinkywinx :3

>> No.13979061

>>13978912
ya, post contact info

>> No.13979062

>>13979056
>Anonymous 04/24/20(Fri)12:37:43 No.13979040▶
>>13979056
>>13979056

what the fuck is a stinkywinx? is that a fart..?

>> No.13979071

>>13979061

in the forest
bare(back)cave
t.bear

>> No.13979077

>>13979056
lel

>> No.13979101

>>13979056

> shits all over bear cave