/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13978248
Who is steve albini? What is the context of this quote and why does it interest you so much? I am so confused by this.

Good cheese OR roast beef? What if I want both and some veggies and some starch, which said McDonalds meal already includes. This quote is kind of retarded to believe a single bland sandwich is more enjoyable than fucking mcdonalds fries.

>>13978262
Nevermind I looked him up. He made a band called "Rapeman" and now he's worth $10 million? What the fuck am I doing with my life?

A big Mac is probably cheaper

>>13978248
>Big Mac
>4 Euros and change, 1,99 during promotions
>loaf of bread
>99 cents
>roast beef
>1,99 per pound
>any sort of sauce to make that sandwich not dry-on-dry
>at least 99 cents a glass/bottle
>the sauce I like to make for every roast beef sandwich
>about five bucks' worth of ingredients
Cheaper? Probably no.
Enjoy much more? Nigga I'd enjoy a piece of cardboard between two slices of bread more than I do a Big Mac.

>>13978268
Whoops, 19,99 per pound on that roast beef.

>>13978248
The big mac has much more protein than the tiny amount of roast beef you can buy that cheap. Big mac is therefore better.

>>13978248
Yeah but you only get a sandwich and no drink or side
very dumb

>>13978248
Well he's right.

>>13978268
>19,99 EU
>21.50 USD
For a fucking pound of roast beef? I'd be on suicide watch

>>13978268
But anon, there's a flaw in your analysis. Promotions aside, a Big Mac is not a pound of meat. You will not require an entire pound of roast beef. The meal you described is slightly more expensive, but it is much more food, not just better quality. And without accounting for an entire pound of beef, the budget allows for a wider variety of ingredients, like tomatos or onions, which will also be better in quality when compared to a Big Mac.

On a completely rational basis, he is completely right. But many people aren't rational and they are a slave to corporate advertisements.

>>13978279
Doesnt matter, big mac still wins by protein content.

>>13978248
I would prefer to have a Big Mac, Fries, and Coke over a roast beef and cheese sandwich.

>>13978278
Well, if you buy it raw it's significantly cheaper, all the way down to 9, sometimes 8 Euros a pound, but at the deli counter? Yep, that's what I have to work with.

>>13978279
True, but even if we break this down to single serving, it cannot beat the promo price of 1,99. I'd still do this every time because, again, I think Big Macs are about the worst thing McDonalds sells.

>>13978300

I disagree, my ma's home made Gabagool is better.

>>13978264

There's one thing I'm hoping you aren't doing, rape, man.

>>13978310
What is gabagool anyway?

>>13978331

capicola

>>13978262
it's a meme over on /mu/, as is all the other weird shit albini has said over the years, he's like a real life bait thread shitposter

>>13978265
Not by a long shot.
For me a big mac on it's own is £3.19

I can buy a tripple burger bun for 69p
https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/iceland-the-big-triple-brioche-burger-buns/77093.html
So i'll say 35p per bun
1kg of Chuck steak £8.49
https://www.themeatman.co.uk/chuck-steak-1kg/
I only need 45g per patty
Which is 22 out of the 1Kg
So 39p each patty. 78p for the burger.

10 slices of Gouda for £1.70 or 17p each. 1 slice per big mac.
or shitty plastic american cheese for 90p for 10 slices, i'll go with the gouda

Lettuce and tomatos would litterally exchange to pennies for a slice of each and if you're being lazy TID is £1.60 for 100ml which should get you about 20 servings, so i'll say 10p per serving just for fat bastards sake.

So we have 1 triple layer bun - 35p
2 patties of chuck steak - 78p
1 slice of gouda - 17p
All the veg and trims - i'll say 20p i'm not working out the weight and cost of a single leaf of lettuce or tomato
1 serving of TID - 10p
So I could make a big mac for £1.60

I would have stuff left over and could make more than 1 aswell.
It would also be much better if I bothered to make stuff from scratch like the sauce or buns

>>13978268
>Nigga I'd enjoy a piece of cardboard between two slices of bread more than I do a Big Mac.
Why are zoomers of all people pretending not to like fast food

>>13978461
why are 20 year old zoomers of all people pretending everyone they disagree with online is a zoomer while they're not

>>13978465
I'm 27 and only zoomers start sentences with "nigga"
Now go suck that black dick.

>>13978268
Ah yes, that guy who uses a whole loaf of bread, a pound of beef, and an entire bottle of sauce for one sandwich

>>13978461
Because they're dumb kids.

enjoy much more?

highly doubt full. mcdonalds food is pretty engineered to trigger all the right parts in your brain.

>>13978660
Maybe an americattle’s brain. It tastes like indiscernible greasy mush.

>>13978268
didnt know you need an entire pound of roastbeef and a jar of sauce for 1 sandwich

>>13978262
The context for the quote is Steve talking about turning a profit in the music industry. Bands he was involved with were notoriously DIY, cutting costs by doing the work themselves instead of hiring outside help. If that's any indicator of final quality is up for debate but he's made some good stuff.

>>13978417
>setting foot on /mu/
>ever
>for any reason
>at all
shiggy diggy anon

>>13978461
why do people try to justify eating garbage?

If i get a big mac it is during the 2 for 5 deal and if I'm at mcdonalds it's because I'm hungry and it is conveniently there.

I am sorry, but I will NEVER enjoy going to the store instead to walk in for a loaf of bread and meat loaf over the instant satisfaction of 2 big macs.

Fuck off.

desu I'm not a fan of big macs, they're kinda flavorless even for mcdonadls
I prefer quarter pounders

>My band shared an airport shuttle with [Odd Future] in Barcelona. They piled onto the shuttle late, after finally getting corralled by their minder, who was nursing a head wound with an ice bag wrapped in a towel. They piled in, niggering everything in sight, motherfucking the driver, boasting into the air unbidden about getting their dicks sucked and calling everyone in the area a faggot. Then one of them lit a joint (or a pipe, I didn't look) and told the driver to shut the fuck up nigger and smoked it anyway. A female passenger tried to engage one of them in conversation, but he just stared at her with a dead-to-me stare while his seatmate flipped double birds in her face.
>The whole trip they complained about not being at a McDonalds and repeatedly shouted for the motherfucker to pull over so they could get some fucking McDonalds nigger. Interspersed with the McDonalds requests were shouted boasts about how often they masturbated and fucked bitches nigger and got paid like a motherfucker fifty grand like a motherfucker. They continued complaining that the trip was taking too long and insisted they be fed immediately all the way to the airport, where their minder presumably fed them.
>I am quite happy none of them engaged me directly, because at least one of us would have regretted it.

>>13978904
based
double quarter pounder with cheese is the best

>Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or
thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not
the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in
excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the
conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're
kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're
just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out
of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality
problems.
>There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's
definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as
this, it's pretty hard to take.

>>13978310
I gabagooled your mums puss if you know what I mean

Surfer Rosa

>>13978908
damn that's based

I don’t even need roast beef. I get 1/2lb boar’s head bologna and 1/2lb boars head yellow American both sliced at #2 for less than 10 bucks. 2 slices bologna 1 slice cheese on some bread with dukes mayo and gulden’s mustard some pickles on there for some crunch maybe a good kettle cooked chip on the side. Better faster and more satisfying than any takeout joint and feeds you lunch for a week on the cheap as opposed to one takeout meal.

>>13978248
mega burger is simply better, i don't care what some pretentious normie thinks of it.

>>13978270
WHAT?! Do you literally live in hell? Why is roast beef so expensive?!

I don't know who this joker is and I really don't care. What matters is that I can smoke a brisket and shave slices off of that, make sandwiches with pickles and onions, and eat for a week or more.
Everybody knows that cooking is cheaper and more satisfying, so long as you're good at the associated skills such as shopping and gardening, but buying fast food is, get this, fast, so people do that because our hectic lives don't leave enough room for responsible living. Until we restore the means of production to the individual we're [humanity] NGMI.

all fast food burgers are garbage
but the chicken sandwiches, that's the real shit

>>13978248
I’m gonna eat a Big Mac while listening to Buyer’s Market and there’s nothing you can do about it Steve!

>>13979299
Hesh wants sex!

>no drink
>only dry bread with cheese OR beef


>>13978331
Nothing but nitrates

>>13978268
>Nigga I'd enjoy a piece of cardboard between two slices of bread more than I do a Big Mac.
Get your head out of your ass, retard.

>>13978248
its about the same price in canada actually, since our cheese is so expensive.

>>13978248
He’d be right if he suggested something other than a cold-cut roast beef sandwich. Roast beef cold cuts are gross and bland.

>>13978268
>Nigga I'm from Europe
How do you not feel like a fucking retard?

>>13978268
No, I'm fairly certain it's cheaper. But you have to buy more than one meal's worth at a time. You also have to make your own damn sandwich and can't just walk into a restaurant and get one. Mcdonald's & fast food in general is all about convenience. Not quality.

>>13978248
I don't know who tf steve albini is but i coulda sworn this man's face was a pedo i read about recently

>>13978248
Loaf of bred is 2 euros, cheese is gonna be 4 at least, roast beef 2,50.
A big mac meal costs about 5 euros.

>>13980647
>$5.99
at this price point can't you just get something from a burger joint?

>>13979337
because it's not chimic beef like in your country

>>13980669
Probably. I don't actually know how much a Big Mac costs as I rarely eat fast food. I got that price from GrubHub's website. Seemed awful high to me too so it's probably wrong. I remember I used to buy 2 for $5.00 when McDonald's had that promotion going on like 6 years ago.

Why do people.build an identity around disliking McDonalds? You don't see this nearly as much with other dining establishments.

>>13981280
cause mcdonalds is the big dog dog gotta hate the man man

>>13980666
where are you where fresh bread is so cheap but cheese is so expensive?

>>13980666
2 + 2.5 = 4.5

4.5 <5

huh?

>>13978445
Yea and all the the time it took to buy all that shit and then prepare it would offset the measly savings and it would be vastly more expensive in real terms.

Why are people so bad at basic economics.

>>13978270
Where the fuck do you live that cold cut roast beef is 20 Euros per pound? Stalin's Russia?

>>13978248
Big mc meal: cost about 7 bucks here.

Bread, GOOD cheese(or roast beef):
the bread would cost minimum 2 bucks. but a block of my fav mature cheddar would cost at least 6 bucks. already 8 bucks, and that's before i even add the roast beef! (roast beef would cost like 12 bucks here if pre-roasted. would be a lot cheaper if i roast it myself but i don't have the tools and i am NOT a skilled ck.)

this thread and the ck is retarded trollb8er.

>>13981291
i would definitely eat a big mac with fries, over a sandwich with no cheese and no fries.

THE BACK

>>13981323
But you'll have ten times the food and enjoy it more.

>>13978248
Yeah but then I have to the grocery store you dumb 4 eyed faggot.

>>13981417
So you don't have to go to McDonalds? You work there or something buddy?

>>13981593
when you go to the grocery store you have to walk to the bread aisle, go to the deli counter, order the meat, order the cheese (lets assume they let you order 3 slices of cheese and meat like the image is implying) then walk back to the cashier, go to check out, pay and walk to your car. meanwhile with fast food you walk in, order your trash, pay the mexican, and then walk out in maybe ten minutes. the appeal of fast food is you get it and eat it right away, the only expense is monetary. with his option at the very least you'll be assembling the sandwich in your car

>>13978264
>Nevermind I looked him up. He made a band called "Rapeman" and now he's worth $10 million? What the fuck am I doing with my life?
He's jewish and your not, simple as that.

>>13978268
i have never seen roast beef sold for more than $9.99/lb and i live in a pointlessly expensive city

>>13978268

>Buying roast beef then complaining about a dry sandwich

there is so much wrong with this post that I know you're fucking around but this gets me

>>13978248

but what if I want a McChicken?

>>13981738
well roast beef was the meat presented in op scenario no?

>>13981754

MY ROAST BEEF AIN'T DRY FEEL ME?

FEEL ME SON?!?!?!

All fast food is garbage and it is incredible to me that people debase themselves by eating it. Better to go hungry than eat that shit.

>>13978461
Because Gen X were the first post-fast food generation to avoid giving too much of it to their kids.
t. have parents who were every Gen X stereotype when they had me and my sister in 97 and 99.

>>13981762
I fucking wish
What I would do to turn back the clock and stop my parents from shoveling that shit down my throat.

>>13978248
I started listening to Big Black because of these threads. They're okay, but it's still a retarded quote.

>>13981767
My parents were too broke to do anything other than home cooking most of the time. It helps that my mother grew up farming and my dad briefly went to culinary school.

>>13981775
Sorry about the money issues anon. My dad grew up with hoarder parents that only fed him loaves of bread and count chocula. Hes actually recovered from it pretty well and has developed a palate but when I was a kid he was an ungodly picky eater, he would pretty much only eat cereal and plain burgers from fast food places. My mother for whatever reason just disdains cooking and sees it as an unnecessary chore. She also doesnt really care much for food and sees fine dining as a "pretentious scam"

Needless to say I was a fat little sholit being fed sugary cereals and fast food 24/7.

>>13981800
My father is almost finished his training to be a Naval Warfare Officer in the RCN and my mother has been able to pursue a diverse career in art, natural scavenging, artisanal crafting, and writing a coffee table book based on her artistic adventures. We aren't rich, but we're doing well. My parents are the prime example of pulling one's selves up by the bootstraps.

>>13981288
Netherlands, isn't that normal though?
I takes a couple hours to make a single loaf, whereas a cheese wheel has to be stored for at least a couple months and turned around regularly.
If your cheese is cheap I wonder how old it must be.

>>13981300
No anon.
Buy 100 big macs and enough ingredients to make 100 and they are not measly savings.

You are saying people are bad at economics yet proving you don't know shit.
You're trying to put a value on your "time" like you're worth a fucking cent.
Cooking is a proper skill to have in general, if you can't make a simple fucking burger from ingredients and spare the time to go shopping you are pretty dependant and incapable of even looking after yourself.
To make a fuckign burger you just need to go down a couple aisles in a shop for basic things and maybe a butchers for the meat.
Not fucking hard or ever so time consuming.

>>13982590
We all die in the end you retard. Time is priceless.

>>13982593
AND EATING SLOP WILL KIL YOU QUICKER YOU DENSE CUNT

>>13982590
No one cares about "cooking is a proper skill to have" or whatever you're trying to say.

Cooking takes equipment, time, electricity, knowledge, etc. and buying a burger just takes money and a little bit of time.

The example you're trying to make is buying some deli meat, a bun, and some mayo (or w/e) which is comparable to buying a burger because even a 5 year old can assemble a sandwich, but buying raw ingredients and transforming that into a meal is so far off it's incomparable. And even if you know how to do it, you lose money because of all the shit I mentioned above.

>>13981629
ok fatass

>>13978248
Okay, lot to go over with just how retarded this is.

>Not replacing the drink
Suppose I have a glass of water, but then we're just putting health above any flavor

>Fresh bread, good cheese OR roast beef
No butter? No mayonaise? No mustard? Just bread and either cheese or beef, that sounds fucking boring as shit.

>Will enjoy more
Yeah if you want plain white bread, and cheese with nothing else in, go for it, it'll cost less but if you think it honestly taste better you're lying to yourself.

>>13978248
"Good cheese" alone cost more than that whole meal.

>>13978263
>believing that there are vegetables in McDs.
>saying vEgGiEs like a child

>>13983167
If your taste buds have been fried by McGrease™ Burgers to the point you can't enjoy bread or cheese then that's on you, not anyone else.

>>13978300
I can smell the soy in you thru the screen. Like.. the mental soy.

>>13983181
Fuck of fnewfag, 2020 user first.
Secondly, I can enjoy bread and cheese, the issue here retard is that bread and cheese alone is bland, if YOUR satisfied with JUST bread and cheese then you really need to fuck off this board.

>>13981300
You are not a company. Your time isn't worth shit.

>>13982590
>Buy 100 big macs and enough ingredients to make 100 and they are not measly savings
The cabbage, meat, tomatoes, and onions you just bought in bulk will be rotten before you get even half way through that 100.

>>13983181
And you Euros wonder why we call you sons of serfs. Imagine actually being happy at cheese and bread you fucking 110lb male. Maybe next month you can afford something a little more bougie (like a meat) with your ruble savings

>>13983181
Everyone has had a cheese sandwich at some point and enjoyed it. The point is you're not getting a burger with toppings and sides, you're just getting a cheese sandwich - which if you wanted, you would just make one instead of going to a fast food place.

>>13983200
Do you think he really meant to buy them all at once? That's just straight up retarded. Do you buy your years worth of bigmacs all on the same day too?

>>13978461
Big Mac objectively tastes like warm mushy shit, I have no idea why I ever liked them as a teen. They are disgusting.

>>13978248
False, I'd rather have a burger, fries and coke than any shitty sandwich, or anything else for that matter.

>>13978884
>if I want to poison myself it is my right!
>convenience is king!
Enjoy your heart disease

>>13980666
>Big Mac meal feeds me once
>meat cheese and bread allow me to make a half dozen sandwiches feeding me at least six times
>Big Mac is 2 dollars less therefore it cheaper!
No

>>13981280
I think you are mistaking a passionate hate for all garbage swill food for a hate of only mcdonalds. I will equally shit on kfc, Taco Bell, and Burger King. That stuff is poison.

>No lettuce
>No mayonnaise
>No tomatoes
>No ham
>No cracked black pepper
I wont enjoy it because this sandwhich sounds really dissapointing

>>13983178
it would be silly to say vegetables for the purposes of health, but lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, etc. are vegetable-based condiments in practical terms. although boy I wish mcdick's would step their tomato game up, they're consistently insubstantial.

>>13983217
I was going off the assumption that we would be eating a single Big Mac a day for 100 days (like how you would actually eat them.) If you did want to do more that you’re going to run out of those specific ingredients faster. Which means now you have to go to the grocery store more which is a lot of wasted time. The time difference was already and enough with just ordering and making a Big Mac it’s even worse. You’re not saving money at that point. The fact that you do not value your own time is a larger problem that we’re not discussing, but you should probably find more hobbies than cooking.

>>13983235
GTFO LGR, you stinky fatass.

>>13983193
If you're less satisfied with a good sourdough loaf and some nice brie compared to a big mac then you should probably consider cutting your tongue and installing an IV tube in your anus.

>>13983266
>Brie and sourdough
Congrats, that already cost more than McDonalds. And you still haven't added a drink, butter or mayo, or mustard, and you haven't added meat, enjoy eating like a poverty stricken hooker.

>>13983266
>Sourdough and brie.
this nigger has no fucking taste

>>13978248
you cannot really do this no, but you can buy in bulk and do something approximate.

>>13983285
It's half the cost here, but whatever. Also imagine eating from McDs and calling people poverty stricken

>>13983296
Why?

>>13983285
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, IT DOESNT “COST MORE” BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING AN ENTIRE LOAF OF A BREAD AND A BLOCK OF CHEESE FOR YOUR MONEY

>1 loaf of bread = 2 dollars
>1 loaf of bread = 16 slices
>200 divided by 16 = 12.5 cents
>cost of bread for 1 sandwich = 25 cents
Jesus fucking Christ how do you people not realize that despite paying slightly more for the ingredients, you are getting an amount of food capable of making 8 sandwiches. So really, you have to divided your total cost by 8 to get the actual price of the sandwich. It is always, always, always cheaper to buy ingredients and make the sandwich yourself, than to buy fast food. Always. Even if you buy the higher end brands. Always. You are all faggots.

>>13978248
He’s right, though

>>13978248
Do I really need to quote myself, quoting another anon?

>>13983359
Hey retard. If bread costs 1 dollar, you're eating grabage bread.

>>13981762
>97
Hello fellow millennial

>>13983370
Something doesn’t magically become cost effective for touring but not cost effective for home living. Despite speaking in context of touring, his advice still applies to anyone. Eating food at restaurants is lower quality and higher price than food you make yourself.

>>13983355
I eat at McDonalds because I have a job you fucking NEET.

>>13983378
>1 dollar
Nice reading comprehension, faggot. Either way the 2 dollar bread at the supermarket is better than the ducking SHIT BUN you get a McDonald’s, literal retard.

>>13983355
>Thinking sourdough and Brie are good ingredients
>Enjoying bread and cheese alone
Why are your standards this low anon?

>>13983382
>I eat shit because I have a job!
Whoa!

>>13983359
>1 loaf of bread = 2 dollars
This nigga really out here buying pre sliced white bread and saying McDonald’s is unhealthy. Daily reminder just cause you sandwiched something between some bread doesn’t make it an actual sandwich. I dare you to give this “sandwich” to someone that actually gets up and moves and not expect a fist sandwich in return. Bread and cheese isn’t filling and it does have the macros equivalent to a Big Mac. At this point you’re just telling us to buy a loaf of bread and eat it. Not even a five year old would be satisfied with three of of your shitty “sandwiches”, you fucking pseud

>>13983383
>2 dollar bread
>Comparing a multi-billion dollar business practice to your garbage ingredients
Joël Robuchon is spinning in his fucking grave

>>13983390
>blah blah strawman
I can buy lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, roast beef (any lunch meat, really), bread (my 2 dollar loaf from stop and shop is fresh baked daily and not pre sliced, fag), and cheese for much less than the cost of a Big Mac once you divide the total cost by amount of sandwiches I can make throughout the week. And the best part is I don’t have to put up with low-income hands constructing it for me, and I only have to leave the house once to procure ingredients, rather than seven times a week to the local fast food artery harden barn.

>>13983393
>bread needs to be expensive to be good
It’s fucking flour water salt and yeast. The bakery at my grocer makes it every day. What the fuck are you on about? Do you honestly think MCDONALDS BREAD is good for you? Enjoy your high fructose corn swill

>>13983403
>I can buy these ingredients
>Doesn't list prices
>Doesn't say which kinds of ingredients
Because you're buying garbage.

>>13983413
>smugly insists I’m buying garbage
>defends eating mcdonalds
Not even worth my time

>>13983409
Who said anything about healthy? I'm talking about A. Enjoyment, B. Quality.
Am I saying a McDonalds bun is high quality? Obviously not retard. Is it enjoyable? As a whole meal, yeah. If I want to make a sandwhich myself, I want to put effort into making it a quality sandwhich, don't blame me you have low standards and settle for 2 dollar bread from an off brand wall mart or whatever your country has

>>13983384
sourdough and brie aren't ingredients, they're products. Them being good isn't dependent on "what" they are, but how they're made. And yes, I can enjoy eating bread and cheese alone. I can also enjoy eating bread alone. Or meat, yoghurt, wine. Even water. I can enjoy anything by itself, because I don't need 50 ingredients to obfuscate what I eat. If it tastes good, I don't give a shit if it's dry or basic or doesn't have 20 other ingredients I don't recognise. I like eating quality food.

>there are retards here that can't fathom how to season a 2lbs piece of chuck up and put it in an oven for a couple of hours and slice it thinly for sandwiches and go to the deli to get a terrible product that's basically dehydrated beef with some char on it.

>>13983418
I don't have the burden of proof, you have to prove it's cheaper AND better quality, which you have not done. You dense nigger.

>>13983432
Plain bread and Brie, is not quality food. If you think that's quality food, you have no standards.

>>13983403
>blah blah strawman
That’s not a strawman. That’s literally you, you bread eating serf faggot lmao

>I can buy lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, roast beef (any lunch meat, really), bread
You can, but as you keep demonstrating you you don’t have taste. So have fun making your low quality on toast. Btw the argument was Brie on toast so try to keep up

>(my 2 dollar loaf from stop and shop is fresh baked daily and not pre sliced, fag)
Aw man then that’s really strange how you specifically said 16 slices which is the standard amount for pre sliced white bread, but hey whatever man lmao lol. Btw no you can’t buy bread from a bakery for 16 (normal about 1 inch slices) for $2

>and cheese for much less than the cost of a Big Mac once you divide the total cost by amount of sandwiches I can make throughout the week.
Look above

>And the best part is I don’t have to put up with low-income hands constructing it for me
Nigga really out lying about bread and is worried about low income hands touching his food (even low income hands did everything before anon bought did it)

>and I only have to leave the house once to procure ingredients, rather than seven times a week to the local fast food artery harden barn
>fast foods going to kill me
You’re probably consuming like 10 different things that speed different kinds of cancer, but hey my arteries man lmao

>>13983252
You have to go to McDonalds as well. 100 Big Macs feed you for what? A month? You can get a months worth of groceries on that kind of money in one or two trips to the store. If you buy ingredients instead of ready to eat burgers, you also become a lot more flexible with your recipes. So you can get your food cheaper, have more variety and have it taste better.

>>13983444
Once again, what makes them low quality? I really doubt a fresh sourdough made by a local bakery and some good cheese is worse than the mass manufactured heap of trash that is McDonald's? It's also a lot more food, a single loaf lasts me 4-5 days and I don't eat a block of cheese in one go.

>>13983457
>You can, but as you keep demonstrating you you don’t have taste
You eat mcdonalds. You have no room to speak on “taste”

>>13983427
Mcdonalds tastes like shit. Palatelet

>>13983476
>What makes Brie low quality?
You look at every kind of cheese, outside of spray, or cheddar, you are now at the bottom of cheeses, you can only go up from here, but let's go for a one step above, a GOOD brie, camembert, that's around £5 for 150g. We just made the CHEESE alone, cost more than the entire McDonalds meal, even if you use your BS we have more it's worth more method, you have 150g, you are not saving money. And again, this is using the bottom tier cheeses that are just acceptable, you obviously don't understand how many cheeses there are, or how good cheese can be if your go to is fucking brie

>>13983491
No, other things just taste even better. Newfag.

You're all retards, neither of these come with a free toy, so it's all bad.

>>13983390
>This nigga really out here buying pre sliced white bread

you do know every grocery has a bakery with $1-2 bread sliced and non-sliced right?

>>13983485
And you’re a liar. Look at all these pre sliced white breads that cost more than your high quality bakery made $2 bread
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wonder-Classic-White-Bread-20-oz-Loaf/37858875
>$2.58
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Canyon-Bakehouse-Gluten-Free-Country-White-Bread-15-oz/598387598
>$4.98
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mrs-Baird-s-Large-White-Bread-20-oz/10403385
>$2.28

Ay don’t worry though bread and brie man I found one that fits into your price range
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-White-Bread-20-oz/10315752

>No diet dr.Kelp
Actually ruined

>>13983502
You have the palate of a child

>>13983548
>Good
>Wallmart
Really nigger?

>>13983548
>Click link
>$5
2.58, interesting

>>13983534
No they don’t because they have mass produced low quality bread brands that run higher than that.
>>13983548
The bread you’re talking about is significantly lighter than any pre packaged ones you can buy

>>13983548
>cherry-picking
I am not lying about fucking 2 dollar fresh stop and shop bread, idiot.

>>13983548

Walmart has an entire bakery center which produces better bread than the mass produced shit and it's cheaper since they don't have to load it with preservatives

>>13983492
I'm not going to be fucking putting pecorino or lambert on my fucking bread. Also what's up with those prices you fucking bong? Here a kilo of good brie is around 35€ and of mass produced one that's still pretty good for pancakes and the like around 15€. I also never said It's my go to, my go to is a local goat cheese. I really would like to hear what you woud rather put on your bread.

>>13983548
>Wonder classic white
Unironically kys, if you're this retarded

>Eating at home is cheaper than going to McDonalds
NO IT'S NOT, IT'S MORE EXPENSIVE BECAUSE I USE WILTON CHEESE, WAGYU, AND A FLAKY BUTTER CROSSIANT WITH WHEAT IMPORTED FROM FRANCE
How retarded is this thread?

>>13983566
>I'm not putting good cheese on my bread
>M-muh brie prices
You have no taste, and no standards, get off the board. Nigger.

>>13983573
>>13983564
>>13983561
>>13983555
>one minute apart with no new posters
Yea no lol

>>13983563
That doesn’t tell me anything. What are the weight and the price

>>13983581
You're a fucking animal I'm not going to respond to you anymore. Learn where and when to use a certain type of cheese you cumguzzling subhuman. And for the love of God, fucking kill yourself

>>13983582
It’s a pound of bread for 2 dollars and it’s baked fresh daily. You’re a moron grasping at straws.

>>13983379
I was the 99 baby. I'm a Proto-Zoomer.

>>13983581

im not even the dude you quoted but he asks for cheese recommendations and you shitpost?

sod off ya cunt

>>13983578
>Goes on cooking board
Why are people talking about foods? and quality?
You are the stupidest person on 4chan.

>>13978248
You can't measure the enjoyment of any individual against another's. This quote is not logically sound.

Also, who is this and why is this quote "important"?

>>13983604

checkers > rally's

>>13981762
Post pics of your sister

>>13978248
It's not true for /ck/. We can't enjoy any food that isn't brand approved.

>>13981762
did you ever see her nekkid?

>>13981411
>ten times the food and enjoy it more.
>eat the same cheese sandwich with no meat for 1 week, 10X

No I will no enjoy it. Full Retard. >>>/mu/ needs to die like >>>/pol/

>>13984341
>i need more fat and sugar in my meat and bread! More cheese! More special sauce! More reconstituted partially hydrogenated meat paste product!!!
How ‘bout you go back to the doctor

>>13978248
p-post more albini quotes.

>>13981651
>Be me
>Leave /pol/ to go exploring
>Find /ck/
>It's /pol/ with pasta

Will I ever escape...

>>13984382
I like food. Why should I feed my doctor burgers? The burgers are mine!

>>13984596
>STOP REMINDING ME OF THINGS I DO NOT WISH TO ACKNOWLEDGE!
Coward

>>13978248
Assuming a meal is $5 and you have oil at home:
Green bell pepper: $.80
Red bell pepper: $1.40
2 Jalapeños: : $.50
Onion: $1
Lime: $.34
1 "Fresh" baguette from Walmart: $1
All in all, that's about $5, maybe a little over, but I don't think a meal is $5. If you try then you could make it cheaper, but if you coupon right McDonald's is cheaper too, but it's less filling.

>>13985505

what is this a veggie sandwich? Even if it is you can get like 7 sandwiches out of it for $5 compared to the 1 from McD's

>>13978273
this is /ck/ and not /fit/

>>13985662
Yeah, stir fried or sautéed veggie sandwich. Honestly the bread was an afterthought since it was part of the OP.
Either way, they don't taste bad, especially with extra spices.

>>13978264
The Steve Albini rabbit hole is quite something. He produced for bands like Nirvana and The Pixies, had a band called Big Black (which was actually good despite picrel being a huge meme.) He also produced an album called Buyer's Market which was basically just recordings of rape victims saying disturbing shit. He also had an encounter with tyler the creator and wrote "I SPENT ABOUT 40 MINUTES WITH THESE LITTLE PRICKS AT THE END OF MAY AND I HAVEN’T WANTED TO STRANGLE ANYBODY THAT MUCH IN A REAL LONG TIME. MY BAND SHARED AN AIRPORT SHUTTLE WITH THEM IN BARCELONA. THEY PILED ONTO THE SHUTTLE LATE, NIGGERING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, MOTHERFUCKING THE DRIVER, BOASTING INTO THE AIR UNBIDDEN ABOUT GETTING THEIR DICKS SUCKED AND CALLING EVERYONE IN THE AREA A FAGGOT. A FEMALE PASSENGER TRIED TO ENGAGE ONE OF THEM IN CONVERSATION, BUT HE JUST STARED AT HER WITH A DEAD-TO-ME STARE WHILE HIS SEATMATE FLIPPED DOUBLE BIRDS IN HER FACE."

>>13978248
roast beef is fucking garbage

>>13978264
>>13978262
Holy shit, how much of a newfaggot can you be?

>>13980659
Don't tell anon....

>>13978908
lol

> cntrl + f
> "piled"

found haha. came here to post this.

>>13978278
1.99 a pound EU. Not 19.99

>>13978248
the usual
>let me give you a statement of logic
>meanwhile the same person who gives the statement falls into the same trap of the people he critiques where his logic has extra steps required and ultimately will fall to his own human laziness and choose the easiest option

>>13987211
nigga what...

>>13983234
Instead of looking like a connoisseur you just look like a hysterical idiot for claiming that the food that billions of people willingly eat over and over again is irredeemable garbage that tastes awful.

>>13987479
>argumentum ad populum
Look, faggot, I don’t give a shit if billions of idiots eat literal garbage. Most people are stupid. “Everyone else eats with the hand they wipe their ass with, you look like a hysterical faggot saying we should wash our hands!” I don’t care. You eat literal garbage and it will eventually catch up to you if you don’t stop.

>>13987922
It factually can't be that bad if people all over the world elect to eat it. Food that tastes bad does not generate recurring business.

>>13984596
>This one post has ruined my browsing experience!

Seriously just fuck off and die simple as

>>13978248
>for less than the cost
>some bread
>good cheese and beef
Haha, no.
Pork and chicken, maybe, but by the pound beef is fucking expensive.

>>13986587
>>>/mu/ needs to go

>>13988025
>if people eat it it factually can’t be bad
It’s terrible for you. People are morons who eat shit and die of colon cancer and heart disease. Who knew? Your argument is stupid.

>>13988025
>millions of people are fat lardasses and they choose to live a lifestyle that makes them that way, so it factually can’t be bad to be a fat lardass
Your heart will stop at 50

>>13981651
Not him, but I'm Jewish. Where's my $10 million?

>>13978248
Poor people work long hours of physically and/or mentally draining jobs.
When they get off work, they don't want to spend time making sandwich then dealing with the dishes afterwards.

>>13988789

>Sandwich
>Dishes

what?

It's not about right or wrong (which he is wrong by the way), but it's more about how he's an arrogant literally who that dares to think anyone would give a shit about his bad opinions.

>>13988824
Is that guy really trying to imply to have people live on literally nothing but bread, ham and cheese?

>>13988658
Seeing as nearly half of Jews are in the 1%, you could probably just ask some of your cousins.

>>13978461
Fast food burgers are straight garbage my dude. I’ll eat chicken, fries, whatever from a fast food place but the burgers are disgusting.

>>13978248
Dude a package of nice roast beef is like $6 at my grocery

>>13988789
Oh my god fuck off forever. I work two jobs and I not only cook for myself, but my roommates as well.
>poor people are too mentally drained to cook food and also wash dishes!
You sound like a fucking woman. If they didn’t eat shit maybe they wouldn’t be so tired that they can’t make a fucking pot of rice and beans or whatever. Holy shit so fucking retarded.

>>13989083
How's work as a gatekeeper?

>>13988025
Buy a bag of monosodium glutamate and snort it while eating cardboard, maybe then you’ll see why the business is recurring

>>13989098
>how’s work as a gatekeeper
If poor people want to eat shit, they will feel like shit, perform like shit, and remain shit. I am poor as fuck and I still have the time and energy between my two shifts to make sure I not only eat hearty and well with fresh ingredients, but that my friends do too. Learn to fucking cook. I can make a full meal in twenty minutes and be done cleaning up in ten. How’s life as an excuse making faggot, faggot?

>>13989111
why are you cooking for your roommates. just move out and only cook for yourself. It is worth it.

I just moved out on my own and holy shit, i feel so much better not having to deal with people.

>>13988789
>Giving up on basic enjoyment
>Because you couldn't be bothered
Is this how poor people are made?

>>13989123
I cook for my roommates because otherwise they will do what anon said and eat fast food shit and feel like garbage, then I have to deal with them being sad and mopey and low energy all fucking day. Plus it got to the point where my roommate was so jealous of my homecooked meals that he offered to buy all the ingredients as long as I let him have some of whatever I’m making. I try to teach him how to cook as I’m making it but he is fucking braindead in the kitchen and if it isn’t something easy and instant he literally won’t make anything because he has no patience. I still buy cheap and in bulk because I am used to having no money but it’s a good deal from my position.

>>13989131
It’s worse than “basic enjoyment,” it is a self-destructive negative feedback loop of “I am too tired to make something that would give me energy so I will eat expensive garbage that makes me feel so tired that my only recourse is to buy more expensive garbage” and on and on ad infinitum.

>>13978248
>implying i defend fast food chains
Also beef is overrated, lamb is where the flavor is

>>13989003
probably the inverse which is far from the same thing
loads of trad jews are on welfare pumping out tons of kids

>>13986587
Imagine if you had actually done something with your life instead of constantly hitting F5 on the worst board on one of the worst sites on the internet

>>13978248
>want a cheese burger, maybe a double decker
>NO YOU MUST EAT ROASTBEEF SANDWICH INSTEAD IS CHEAPER AND BETTER!
Sounds like a pretentious fuck to me.
That aside, any good cheapo burger recipes?

>>13988658
You have to be a real fuck up to be poor/middle class as a Jew

>>13988658
You really, really suck shit at being a Jew, then.

>>13980647
The quote says loaf of fresh bread and good cheese or roast beef. At my local grocery store I can get a loaf of fresh bakery bread for $2 and a quarter pound of Boar's Head provolone for $2.25 or quarter pound of Boar's Head roast beef for $4. That's if you even want that much cheese or meat and if his definition of good means at least Boar's Head quality. If you go with store brand then you could get the cheese for $1.50 and roast beef for $2.

>>13982590
Based anon, routing people who can't cook on the cooking board.

>>13978248
No you can't.

>>13992339
You'd still end up with a terrible tasting sandwich with no side and no drink.

>>13978248
i wish i could beat the shit out of that dude

>>13978248
Enjoyment is subjective
Instantly dismissed

>>13979299
I cant lie, that looks good. Bun looks a little dry but still.

>>13992692
Nothing but sublimation of your impossible desire to have sex with him.

>>13988932

ha, my man, you form a buger patty and throw it in the skillet, then take it out, toss it on a bun on a plate

that's a total of 2 dishess

>but what if I want lettuce

get a cutting board and chop it

that's a total of 3 whole dishes, if you can't manage that end yourself

>>13992313
I sincerely hope you’re black

>>13992740
the mast majority of people enjoy not getting heart diseases