/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>penne cut too short
>the gross skin that forms when heating millk too quickly
>gross, slimy chia seeds in anything
>self-raising flour

>>13969007
People who get toast crumbs in the butter.
People who get butter in the jar of jam.
People who let the dog lick their fingers then handle your food.
People who let the cat on the countertops then handle your food.
I'm very petty.

>>13969043
At least you admit it

>>13969007
Oh, you mean how it's cut off-center. I thought you were outraged they'd put a toasted piece of bread in a plastic bag.

Hmm, I guess it annoys me when I buy a bag of mixed frozen vegetables, and it's 90% carrots. They might as well just call it "frozen carrots" then.

>>13969007
>make a dish with garlic
>family starts shrieking if I use more than one clove

>go to subway
>tell them what sauce I want
>sandwich """artist""" spurts one pathetic dribble on
>ask if they could do a decent amount
>another pathetic dribble
>worried that if I ask for a real amount they'll bill me for double sauce or something

>order double cheeseburger at golden arches
>all the pickles and all the sauce are clumped on one side, leaving half the burger dry to the bone

>go to fancy place
>all the good main courses have shitty sides
>all the main courses I don't want have good sides

>>13969144
>make a dish with garlic
>family starts shrieking if I use more than one clove

Your family members are faggots.

>go to fancy place
>all the good main courses have shitty sides
>all the main courses I don't want have good sides

Just simply ask if you can swap sides, a lot of places actually allow it especially if you ask nicely/with a smile on your face, or offer to pay a little extra (in most cases they'll allow this).

>>13969144
>go to fancy place
>all the good main courses have shitty sides
>all the main courses I don't want have good sides
Unless you are going to some ridiculously exclusive places no one is going to bat an eye if you ask for dish X with Y as a side instead of what it usually comes with ala carte.
They might bill you extra, but the majority of places can't even be bothered as long as the side you picked doesn't cost them 5 times as much to make.

People who put a ding in cellophane wrap / clingfilm deserve death

whenever my family uses spice mixes like "bbq mix" or "pasta mix"

>>13969359
Hey now, I use some of those.
They are super convenient and often have misc ingredients you would never really use otherwise.

>>13969364
I just find it to be one of those things people who can't cook does. it's kinda like buying an off-brand phone as opposed to one of the good phones.

>>13969359
Hey fuck you retard they are great. Let me guess your version of "spicy" is ketchup.

>>13969043
None of that is petty.

>>13969359
Pasta mix is delicious in shit that would otherwise not be seasoned
I have a penzays spice blend called pasta bellisimo that is amazing on macaroni and cheese, it adds texture and flavor to an otherwise smooth sauce
I get what you mean for seasoning meat and shit though

>>13969371
You say that but the restaurant I worked at right out of culinary school used a ton of these Wiberg spice mixes. Wasn't exactly a bad one either.

Most restaurants favor delivering a consistent product over all else, so high quality ready made spice mixes are a gift from heaven.

My dad chops onions in the food processor and uses metal utensils on my nice nonstick pans.

When people call ground beef "hamburger meat"

>>13969144
i recently learned the a "clove" of garlic is not a "bulb"
i add an entire bulb to nearly every meal i eat, not sure what's up with your family

>>13969359
step aside faggot

>>13969470
Ketchup is disgusting

>>13969359
my mum used to use shit like that, but I've bought a bunch of different spices and encoraged her to use them. She like mixing different things up now.

>>13969043
Cats on counters is the opposite of petty. It's absolutely vile and unhealthy.

>>13969052
>At least you admit it
>>13969471
>None of that is petty.
Make up your mind. Is it petty or not?

>>13969043
Literally none of that is petty at all.

>>13969007
>crumbs in mayonnaise jar

>>13970417
>Crumbs in the Mayo jar
How even...

>>13970362
there are multiple users on the food and cooking board

>>13970446
You don't dip your sandwiches in mayo?

>>13969028
The milk skin is pretty good, I was kinda guilted into liking it by my slav family. But I do second the chia seeds and self raising flour, fuck self raising flour.

>>13969144
Sandwich Artist anon here, we use a very light amount of sauce because it is safer that way. It's a lot harder to scoop sauce off if we put too much on. Just keep asking for more, there is no way to charge for that.

Underseasoning, tilapia, truffle oil

>>13970505
>truffle oil

My dad gave me a small bottle and I have no idea what to do with it at all. It just tastes weird and vaguely mushroomy. I drizzle it on my pizza when I make pizza, but honestly it tastes better with plain olive oil or with chili oil.

>>13969007
Nothing , because I'm not an autist like the rest of you fuckers.

>>13969568
jesus

>>13970491
can confirm

>>13970362
Schizo or retard?

>>13969470
Of course the nigger defends pre blended spice mixes.

>>13969568
Holy fucking based. Whenever I make pizza sauce, I add about a bulb and a half.

>>13969144
>order double cheeseburger
>pickles and sauces all on one side

I can feel your seethe, for it is my own. Also
>checked

ketchup on scrambled eggs and i’m a unashamed ‘chupper

>>13969144
Just say you want a lot more sauce dumbass. You know how many fucking karens like you bitch when they end up putting too much sauce because you felt like being an asshole that day?

>>13969007
ketchup on hot dogs
cheese underneath the burger
condiments on top of the burger
jarred minced garlic
untoasted buns
spaghetti and meatballs
fruit in my anus
breakfast sandwich without runny yolk
warm lettuce
mexicans
breaded anything in lukewarm oil
gummy white bread
things labelled "hot" that aren't even the least bit spicy
mole
people who smack their lips
dance music while dining out
colored people cooking and/or serving
valet parking
grilled cheese not cut into triangles
being seated next to black people
the way faggy brits call things the wrong thing
paper straws

>>13970362
>>13970454
Why do so many people seem to have a problem with this concept?

>>13969613
>Ground Turmeric
no shit? I thought it was whole

>>13971984
>>13970362
>>13970454
im gay btw

>>13971979
>fruit in my anus
you like it

>>13971979
>dance music while dining out
this is a good one, seems like no matter what restaurant I go to there is some kind of music playing and it’s always obnoxious because they usually are poorly designed spaces with acoustics not taken into account

People who meal prep. Especially when they go out of their way to insist they're doing the right thing by eating their reheated slop at their desk while doing more work for their corporate overlord.

>>13970516
Make some kind of mushroom pasta and put it on that

>>13970490
oh man, did your parents also boil the milk as soon as they bought it?

>>13969007
Soggy toast. If it ain't crisp, I'm not gonna eat it.
Peanut butter in the jam
Broken yolks when you're trying to make overeasy eggs
Underseasoned food
When someone puts back an empty container back in the fridge, i.e milk.

>>13972005
is the alternative paying someone else to make you a sandwich every day? I don't really get this.

>>13969028
>gross, slimy chia seeds in anything
use to hate that texture so much, but now I love drinkin em

>>13972331
Pack a lunch with a little bit of variety, if you have to. A sandwich, the previous night's leftovers, what have you. Ideally, yes, don't sit at your desk and go get something. Get out of the office. I don't eat lunch typically, but I sure as fuck make sure I leave my fluorescent-lit prison for an hour a day.

I don't understand how microwaving 5-day old food in a gangbanged office microwave that's the exact same thing you had for the past five days, just to get back to work, isn't a sign you've given up on life.

Exceptions for someone with diet restrictions, a serious weightlifter, or someone with no possible way to go get away from their workplace.

the word mouthfeel
it's completely fucking retarded and used be complete fucking retards
describing the sense of feeling is called TEXTURE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
your tongue can feel things, you don't get to invent some absolutely dogshit, ugly sounding neologism because you can't grasp the basics of the human nervous system

>>13972447
>he's an officecuck
Lmaoing at your life

>>13969542
Trigger warning: in italian there is no other way to call it. Any patty is a hamburger.
Then how do we call the actual hamburger?
Hamburger.
It's just as retarded as it sounds.

>>13969007
People who put ingredients on pizza before the cheese need to be fucking executed by cactus rape. Especially when ''''people'''''do this with olives.

>>13970516
Mashed potatoes
Trust me, tastes amazing with truffle oil

>>13973057
carne macinata?

nothing to do with food but eating. When people bite down on their fork and make screeching noise wanna smash skull onto table. When people go out of there way to chew with there mouth open so the people in the back can see what their eating while moaning about how good the food is. no thanks ill be eating alone at my computer thank you

Quarantine stopped this issue: Screeching children in restaurants.

>>13969534
>My dad chops onions in the food processor
What's wrong with that?

>>13969613
This is a disaster waiting to happen.

>>13973647
butterfly in the wind without a ca a a a a a a are